Here is Chapter 7! Each chapter from now on until chapter 47 will have a rule about living with a certain group of criminally insane people. Read on!

Aaron's POV

We once again arrived in Tanigakure after six hours, our legs about to fall off. We brought Sumeno back to his house, and said goodbye. Then we started walking back to Konoha, first going through the same forest where we investigated the landslides. We were walking by the same hill where I almost got crushed when the ground started shaking again.

"I thought I had stopped the landslides!" I shouted. Rich and May just shrugged. The ground began to rattle like an earthquake was happening. A much larger landslide than before came tumbling down the hill. We all tried to jump out of the way, but Rich somehow tripped and fell on the ground as the landslide reached him. He was buried in rocks as May and I screamed,

"Rich!" The landslide stopped and I began breaking the rocks with my strength, trying to find Rich. We finally came upon him at the bottom of the pile. Every part of him except his leg was alright. His leg was buried under a bunch of large boulders. I broke them all apart and we helped him get up. He tried to stand on it but he screamed in pain and fell down. May had been learning some medical ninjutsu and checked his leg.

"Oh no, this is bad." She said.

"What's bad?" I asked her worriedly.

"His leg bone is broken into seven different pieces. With my medical ninjutsu, it's gonna take about a month to heal it." She told me. I began cursing my head off, damning whatever the hell caused that landslides.

"I'm gonna go check out the top of the hill, and kill whatever the fuck's causing these landslides." I told them. May looked worried, but kept tending to Rich. I hopped up the hill as fast as I could. When I got to the top, a weird guy in tribal clothing was there.

"So the village sends a hero to stop me, eh? You shall die!" He said. I seethed. Then I felt something inside of me. Rage. Fury. I gave in to my hate, and did my secret technique, only I formed a bazooka. I held it in my hands.

"Prepare to suffer for hurting my friend!" I told the weirdo. Before I could fire, he did some weird dance and my gun disippated.

"Chakra cannot hurt me!" He said snidely. Then he cackled. I suddenly remembered that I always carried a pistol in my back pocket. I don't know why I didn't remember that before now.

"If chakra can't hurt you, then good, old-fashioned American justice will." I said coldly. I reached into my back pocket, (I was wearing jeans) and pulled out my good friend, the Glock 19. I pointed the gun at the tribal man's sacred place, his holy artifact, if you will.

"What is that contraption?" He asked. I simply unlocked the safety mechanism, closed my index finger on the trigger, and fired. The man had about a second to react before his balls were on fire. He fell to the ground, clutching his privates and screaming in pain. I walked over to him and pointed the gun at his head.

"This is what you get for hurting my friend." I told him. I pulled the trigger, and he was dead in seconds, his blood leaking on the grass. Smoke was rising from my Glock. I raised the gun to my lips and blew the smoke away. Then I walked back down to where Rich and May were, holding my handgun.

"What happened?" May asked.

"A tribal pain-in-the-ass was causing the landslides and acting like he was top shit." I told her.

"I killed him with this." I held out my Glock.

"You have a gun?" May asked. I nodded.

"Got my license two years ago. I spent a lot of time at a shooting range. Knew it would come in handy some day." I told her. She just blinked and turned back to Rich.

"Is he okay?" I asked.

"We just need to find a place to let him rest." She told me.

"We're too far from town." I said. We both thought and thought, trying to think if anyone was near here.

Pein's POV

They had been going about their day as usual when the entire base shook.

"For the fucking love of Jashin-sama, I thought those goddamn landslides were fucking over!" Hidan shouted. I pinched the bridge of my nose.

"Deidara, send out more spy birds." I ordered. I heard Deidara making something out of clay and saw five clay birds soar from his room and out of the base. Everyone gathered in the living room to watch what the birds were seeing. A bird went up to the top of the hill. There they saw a dead tribal man clutching his balls while blood leaked out of his head.

"Ahahahahahahaha! That shithead got fucked up good! Whoever got him knows how to make even death seem funny!" Hidan said. Another bird had caught a glimpse of some people and focused on them. It was Aaron, holding some kind of contraption, and May, standing over Rich who was on the ground, with his leg ridiculously disfigured.

"Even I wouldn't sacrifice that fuckin' leg!" Hidan exclaimed.

"What are they doing here?" I asked. Then I focused on their situation.

"Deidara, go get them and bring them here. Their friend needs help." I ordered. Deidara zoomed from where he was sitting and out the door.

Aaron's POV

We were standing over Rich, thinking of anyone that might be nearby. Suddenly a figure leaped from the side of the hill. I got in front of Rich and held my gun out.

"Identify yourself or your balls are no more." I said threateningly.

"Relax, un." The person said. I recognized their voice immediately.

"Oh, it's you Deidara. What are you doing here?" I asked.

"Leader told me to get you guys. He wanted me to bring you guys to our base, un." He told me. I shrugged and picked up Rich. All three of us hopped up the side of the hill towards some kind of giant boulder. Deidara's ring glowed and the boulder moved aside. We all walked through an entrance to find all the Akatsuki sitting in either chairs or couches in front of a giant TV.

"This is your base?" May asked. Deidara nodded.

"I brought them, Leader, un!" He announced. Everyone turned to see us standing there with Deidara.

"Hello, Aaron, how are you?" Pein asked.

"I'm good. But Rich isn't. Some tribal douche was causing landslides and Rich got injured." I replied.

"We saw that! That was motherfuckin' hilarious!" Hidan said.

"Is your friend able to help himself?" Pein asked. I shook my head no.

"Well since he can't fucking help, can I sacrifice him?" Hidan asked hopefully.

"NO!" Pein and I both shouted simultaneously at him.

"Why not?" Hidan whined. I held out my gun.

"Because, if you try, I will put two bullets to your balls, and then kill you." I said.

"You can't hurt me! I'm fucking immortal!" Hidan bragged in a singsong voice. I smirked.

"Oh, but a bullet from this baby to the brain will kill anyone almost instantly at point-blank range." I said sadisticly. I think Anko was already rubbing off on me.

"What is that thing?" Pein asked.

"It's called a gun. In the other universe, people use them to kill other people and fight in war." I told them.

"It launches what's known as a bullet." I took a bullet out from the magazine to show them.

"It's designed so it can enter things, normally someone's body parts, and pierce them easily." Everyone kept staring at the bullet. I put it back in the mag and Pein said,

"Sasori, go help Rich's friend." He moved to get up from a chair, but May said,

"I'll take care of him. He's my best friend, after all." Sasori shrugged and walked her to their infirmary, carrying Rich for her.

"Can we stay with you guys until Rich is better?" I asked Pein. He nodded and smiled.

"Sure. We do owe you for taking care of us while we were in your world, even though we're S-Rank criminals." He said.

"Thanks." I replied.

"Are there any rooms for us to sleep in? I'm fine with sleeping on the couch." I asked. Pein nodded.

"We have three rooms you and your friends can sleep in." I nodded, and he showed me the three rooms.

"Cool." We all resumed our daily lives quickly, with May checking on Rich every once in a while. Four hours after we had arrived, I went up to Itachi.

"Hey Itachi, can I speak to you in private? I asked the Uchiha. He just hn'd

"I'll take that as a yes." I said. I pulled him into an empty hallway.

"You know, I'm glad your Otouto survived the massacre. He chose a great path." I said, bringing up a touchy subject.

"Why would you be happy about the path Sasuke has chosen?" He asked angrily. I grinned.

"I never said which Otouto." I said. He turned his head to the side. Which Otouto? He turned his head back to me.

"What do you—" He never got to finish because he saw me standing there with the Sharingan, grinning at him.

"What...How...You mean..." He couldn't choose the right words.

"Hello, Otouto." I said proudly.

"You...You're alive..." He said in amazement.

"That I am." The next thing he did would have surprised everyone. The distantly cold Uchiha hugged me.

"I thought you were dead!" He exclaimed.

"Trust me, I never died. I just went to another universe." I said to him. He stopped hugging me and we went to the living room. We plopped down on a couch and I found a DVD case on the couch.

"What's this?" I asked. I picked it up and read the title out loud.

"Hot Girls in" I pronounced the next part in a dramatic voice that reminded me of Full Metal Alchemist.

"TINY MINISKIRTS!" Itachi was looking at me weird. I shrugged. Then I took the DVD out and placed it in the machine. The screen flickered to life and Itachi and I began watching.

30 Minutes Later

The DVD had ended. I took it out and placed it back in the case.

"That was freakin' hot." I said. Itachi nodded in amazement. Kisame then came in the room. He went wide-eyed when he saw the DVD case I was holding.

"Gimme that! It belongs to me!" He shouted.

"NO! MY PORN!" I said, clutching the porn to my chest. We began to fight in one of those dust clouds like in a cartoon. After a bit we separated. The porn lay on the ground. I held out my gun.

"Step away from the porn." I said threateningly. He raised his arms up and slowly backed away. I picked up the DVD case and backed away. I sat down on the couch and put the porn back in the DVD player. I was five minutes in when Kisame pushed me off the couch and onto the floor. Konan decided to come in right then and Itachi had already left during the fighting. Konan saw him watching the porn and started beating the poop out of him. I just walked to my room and fell asleep.

Here is the first rule I will tell you for when you're living with the Akatsuki for a while:

Rule 1: If you're gonna fight with Kisame over porn, make sure to let yourself get knocked away when Konan comes in the room. Justice will be served…MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I HAVE A GUN AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!