Here is Chapter 8! The main storyline begins here! Also, to Kay-baka'chan:

I'm glad yet another part of my work made your day again! I'M SO HAPPY! *anime tears flow down from my eyes*

Inner:...Wuss.

Me: *flips teh bird* Fuck you! *pulls out Glock* Imma bust a cap in yo ass!

Inner: Come on! *looks up at sky* You're enjoying this, aren't you?

-Heaven-

Author (God Me): Hellz yah I am!

Rule 2: Don't screw with Hidan unless you've got badass skills and can pwn him.

Aaron's POV

I was up at 10:00, my eyes slowly focusing on the world. I trudged into the kitchen of the Akatsuki base, where a pot of the sweet nectar that made my morning, coffee, had been freshly made. I poured myself a steaming cup and put cream and sugar in it. Then I put the mug up to my lips and gratefully drank it in one sip. My eyes opened wide and I sighed as the whole world brightened up.

"Damn, that's some good stuff." I said to no one.

"I don't see how we could live without it." A voice said. I turned to my right to see Kisame standing there with a mug in his right hand.

"Hey." I simply said.

"Sorry about last night. That porn was just plain hot." I apologized. Kisame shrugged.

"It's okay. Let's just never speak of it again."

"Agreed." We both stood there, drinking our coffee.

"I wonder what we're gonna do today." Kisame said.

"I'm probably gonna come up with some jutsu or something along the lines of that." I told him. He nodded.

"Whatever." I put my mug in the sink and walked to the door.

"Where are you going, un?" Deidara asked.

"I'm going to need to send a message to Konoha about Rich." I picked up my supply backpack.

"You can't tell them about our base, yeah." Deidara said.

"You already said what I was going to say. Minus one yeah." I told him. I walked outside the cave and summoned a messenger hawk. I quickly wrote down the situation on a scroll.

Rishi Uzumaki was injured in a landslide following the return of Sumeno the blacksmith to his home in Tanigakure. We are currently staying with friends as he recuperates. We will be back in one month when his leg is fully healed. No one is needed to be sent as he is doing fine now, and we are taking good care of him. Let Naruto Uzumaki and Hiashi and Hinata Hyuga know that their family members are alright.

Kindest Regards, Hiroshi Uchiha.

I put a little chibi drawing of me doing the peace sign with my right hand next to my signature. Then I sent the hawk off for Konoha. I walked back inside the base.

"I have now sent a report to Konoha saying Rich was injured." I announced. Everyone started glaring at me.

"Don't worry, I didn't tell them about you guys. I just said we're staying with friends, which you are." I clarified. They calmed down.

"I'm going to go train in the forest." I told Pein. He nodded and I exited the cave. I walked a ways away from the cave and thought for a moment.

'I wonder if I'll ever get a summon.' I thought. Then I got an idea. I could try making my own summon. It was worth a shot. I bit my thumb, did the tiger hand seal, and held my hands like I was holding a shotgun or something along those lines.

Short Intermission

Inner: What lines?

Me: Who the fuck let you out now?

Inner: I let myself out. Your mind is like a mousetrap. It's too simple.

Me: Fuck you! Chidorichēngan! *Fires like a bazillion rounds at Inner*

Inner: SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! *tries to run away but about 100 Chidoris hit him* Fuck...you... *gets back in my mind*

Me: Back to the story.

Smoke plumed around me. When it cleared I was holding an LSAT machine gun, I had army paint and camouflage on, I had three mags and two Barettas strapped to my waist, and I had an M249 machine gun strapped to my back.

"Whoa...How the hell did I do that?" I asked no one. I sent away my guns and tried it again, but with the bird hand seal. I still had the army paint and camouflage, but I now had an FN MAG with an ammunition belt, a switchblade that was strapped to my left leg, and an extra ammo belt strapped to me.

"That's weird. The weapons change with each hand seal." I commented. I spent the next ten minutes trying out each hand seal, and seeing the guns I would get. With the dog seal, I got an MG4, a Desert Eagle handgun, and sniper rifle strapped to my back. That was my favorite, along with the tiger seal guns. I suddenly heard voices, and went to check it out. I got to a bush and peaked out of it. I saw about 6 wolves who wore vests talking like humans to each other.

"Did I eat those weird mushrooms again?" I asked myself. I sent away my equipment and walked out.

"Um, can someone tell me why you wolves are taking like people?" I asked the wolves. They all turned to face me.

"We are summons." A black wolf with yellow eyes that was the size of a house said with a gruff voice.

"Oh. That makes sense." I said. The one with the gruff voice walked over to me. He seemed to study me for a moment.

"You seem strong. Would you like to sign our summoning contract?" He asked me. I shrugged.

"Sure." I said. One of them brought me a large scroll. I bit my thumb and signed the contract with my blood.

"You are now the holder of the wolf contract." The wolf with the gruff voice said. He then proceeded to introduce me to all of the summons.

"I am Tasogare (Twilight). I am the boss summon." He said. Tasogare had yellow rings on his body and a red vest with the kanji for death on the back. He led me to a wolf about half my size that was tan with blue eyes and blue markings all over his body, and was wearing a yellow vest with the kanji for tactics on the back.

"That is Senryaku-ka (Strategist). He is a strategist and deals in making plans. He loves pulling pranks on people, so he is also sometimes summoned for that." Suna nodded at me with a grin. Tasogare then led me to one that was snow white with black flame-like markings running down his back and legs.

"This is Kumo. He is tracker, and also what you would call a hunter, but can fight if needed. Kumo can launch hairs from his fur like senbon. He too loves pranks." Kumo had a grey vest with the kanji for on the back. Kumo grinned, showing his fangs and I nodded. Tasogare led me to one that was green with grey patterns that looked like leaves on him.

"This is Aki (Autumn). She is another tracker, though she can be helpful in battle. She is protective of friends and very kind." Aki had a dark green vest with the kanji for forest on the back. She smiled at me and I smiled right back. I was then led to a wolf that was black with dark purple eyes.

"This is Kage. He is used for infiltration and assassination. Kage can cover his fangs with venom at will for assassinating a target. He will protect anyone he deems his friend." Tasogare said. He had a slate grey vest with the kanji for silent on the back. Kage stared at me emotionlessly. The last wolf was pink with sea blue eyes.

"This is Utsukushii (Beautiful). She deals in diversions and assassination. Utsukushii can henge herself into a woman that will distract foes, and then can kill them like Kage, using venom she can cover her teeth with at will." Utsukushii smiled and nodded, and I smiled back. She had a purple vest with the kanji for distract on the back.

"So why are you here? Don't you live in the summon realm?" I asked Tasogare.

"We do, but we also have many training grounds set up in this world." He told me. I made an "Ohhhh" expression.

"Well, thank you for letting me sign your summoning contract." I said. Tasogare nodded with a smile. I got Kumo to come with me to in front of the base.

"Can I ride on top of you?" I asked Kumo. He nodded. I wanted to make an entrance the Akatsuki wouldn't forget, so I thought about my technique. What if I did two hand seals? I bit my thumb, did the tiger and dog seals, held my hands out like I was holding a gun in each hand, and smoke covered me. It lifted to reveal me standing there with two LSATs, a bandana on my head, camouflage, an FN MAG strapped to my back, three hand grenades strapped to my waist, two Walther P99s in holsters, a bulletproof vest, and combat boots. I hopped on Kumo and we burst into the hideout. I shouted

"What up, motherfuckers?" effectively scaring the shit out of everyone.

"Don't scare us like that!" Kakuzu shouted.

"Wait. Aaron, is that you?" May asked.

"In all my glory." I replied.

"How do you have so many guns?" She asked me.

"I created my own gun summoning technique." I told everyone proudly.

"Why are you riding a wolf, un?" Deidara asked.

"He's one of my summons." I told them.

"You got a summoning contract?" Kisame asked.

"Sure as hell!" Everyone took a moment to soak everything I said in. The first person to speak was Hidan, and he asked

"Can you show me how to pull off that shit?" I shook my head no.

"You're already enough of a psychopath." I said. He growled and raised his scythe.

"I will fucking sacrifice you if you don't, you piece of shit!" He yelled at me.

"You won't be able to sacrifice me if you're dead. I have 1728 sets of weapons (A/N: 12 hand signs, can use up to 12 combinations of 12 for summoning, 12 x 12 x 12 is 1728, people.) with which to make your death unbearable. I would advise against it." He kept growling so I held both LSATs pointed at him. Hidan stopped growling and I brought my arms down.

"That's better." I said. Suddenly Pein came rushing out from his office.

"Everyone. Meeting. Now." He said quickly. He rushed into the meeting room as fast as he came. We all walked quickly to the room. When we all got settled, Pein started.

"I have something important to tell you all." He began.

CLIFFHANGER NO JUTSU! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM KYUUBI, HEAR ME ROAR! MEOW! I AM EVIL! BOW DOWN BEFORE THE HOLY GOD OF PENGUINS AND MAGICAL LEPRECHAUN BROWNIES! *clears throat* Chapter 9 will be out soon.

Also, Kay-baka'chan: I wuv you too. :3