I'm so sorry I had Chapter 9 of The Blazing Dragon in this. I honestly don't know what the hell happened. So sorry. Anyways, here is Chapter 9! The real one!

Rule 3: Make sure you know how to kick some ass.

Aaron's POV

We were all gathered in the Meeting Room.

"I have something important to tell you." Pein began.

"It seems that Orochimaru is marching here with an army of about 50,000 undead shinobi, which I don't know how the hell he can do that, being led by Itachi's brother, Sasuke," Both Itachi and I's eyes widened simultaneously.

"To capture Rich and make him turn to Orochimaru's side. I don't know why he would want Rich, though." Pein told us. Everyone looked at me.

"Well, everyone —excluding May and I— doesn't know this, but...Rich is Naruto Uzumaki's brother." I told them. Everyone—excluding May—'s jaws hit their tables.

"So you knew that, but didn't tell us?" Kisame asked.

"Well, I found out just before coming here, and I was waiting for the right time." I explained.

"Oh."

"Well, now we know why he's headed here. We're going to have to fight them." Pein said. I pumped my fist.

"HELLZ YAH! #3 on my list of 10 things to do before I get married; fight a shitload of zombies, check!" I exclaimed. Everyone was looking at me weirdly.

"What? It's a genuine list. This was the only thing I thought I would never be able to do!" I said.

"Well, that and have fun pranking the crap out of a Walmart." Silence...

"What's a Walmart?" Kisame asked.

"I'll tell you if we live." I said. Then I bit my thumb and proceeded to do my gun summoning. After countless summonings, everyone was fitted with machine guns, handguns, knives, hand grenades, and combat armor.

"You guys ready to kick some undead ass?" I shouted. All the guys except for Pein and Itachi cheered. Everyone but Pein, Konan, May, Tobi (I don't know why), Itachi, and myself, of course, charged out of the room.

"We forgot to give you guys something important." Pein said. He walked over to me and held out his head, revealing a yellow Akatsuki ring.

"Sweet." I said.

"We can all communicate with each other telepathically through our rings." Pein told me. He walked over to May and gave her an orange one. I nodded, and shouted,

"Let's move out!" We ran out of the room and in front of the base. Before Tobi could get out of the room, I stopped him.

"By the way, Tobi, May, Rich, and I know your secret. But we won't tell." I told Tobi. He nodded and spoke in his Madara voice.

"Thank you." He said. Then he turned back into Tobi.

"Tobi is ready!" He shouted. We all took up different positions around the base. Kisame, Hidan, Deidara, and Kakuzu were the first line of defense. They were about 20 miles out. Kakuzu and Kisame were lookouts as well, so they were positioned in front of Hidan and Deidara. Me, Tobi, Itachi, Konan and May were the second line of defense. We were positioned all around on the hill. Itachi and Konan were the lookouts of our group. Then Pein was the final defense, guarding Rich inside the base. I had my summons helping us as well.

'Remember guys, we cannot let them get Rich. To use your guns, just turn off the safety by pulling the lever at the top.' I began. When we did this it sounded as if we were at war, using radios to communicate. I could hear multiple clicks coming from all around.

'And then pull the trigger, which is the little curved part inside a ring, when you want to fire.' I heard a gun shot.

'Tobi is sorry!' Tobi said to all of us. I sweatdropped.

'And to use the grenades you pull the pin and throw it quickly. Otherwise it explodes and you die.' I heard Hidan trying to speak and I said,

'That includes you Hidan. Every piece of your body will get blown up and you will die.' Hidan became silent.

'Last thing: No using jutsu unless you have run out of bullets and weaponry, need to so you can live, or are facing Sasuke.' I instructed. Everyone confirmed their ok. After thirty minutes of waiting, we heard Kisame say,

'Here they come!' We all got ready to fight. We could machine gun fire from all over. Suddenly, I saw a bunch of undead shinobi from almost every village coming at us.

"BRING IT ON, YOU MOTHERFUCKIN' UNDEAD SHIT!" I shouted. I summoned an NSV heavy machine gun and began firing. The bullets flew straight into the zombies and brought them down easily. I kept peppering holes into them, but more kept coming.

"Tasogare! I could use some help!" I shouted. Tasogare came running and began to beat the crap out of the undead forces. He stayed away from where I was shooting, though. The undead just kept coming. I decided to take it to the next level. I summoned a bunch of missile launching turrets and directed them to fire at the zombies. The zombies still kept coming. So I whipped out five hand grenades and pulled the pin on each at the same time. I threw them all out into the crowd of zombies, and they all blew up, disintegrating countless zombies. But the undead forces still were not slowed down.

"That's it." I said. I stopped firing for a second, just long enough to put my hands in the Kage Bunshin seal. About 400 other me's poofed to life. About 150 summoned weaponry such as machine guns, and the other 250 summoned helicopters and tanks and began to move out into and above the enemy forces. After 30 minutes of fighting, the undead had barely waned. I decided to help some more and charge my laser. I felt a massive amount of energy gather up in my mouth and my clones' mouths. We all shouted simultaneously,

"IMMA FIRIN MY LAZOR!" and began annihilating zombie shinobi with humongous lasers. The forces waned just a little.

"Fuck!" I shouted. It was time to end this. I did about 350 hand seals. I held my hands above me. This was it. A blue ball of energy slowly began to form above my hands. I started to rise up in the air. As I was ascending, the ball grew bigger and bigger. I eventually rose high above the land, with a massive ball of energy above me. It grew bigger and bigger, until it was the size of the whole forest (which was about 100 miles wide) .

'Everyone hold them off for a few more seconds! I have a plan!' I told them. Everyone responded with an okay. The ball built up even more, becoming gigantic in size.

'Get to the base! NOW!' I told them.

'Why?' Pein asked.

'If you don't, you will have a 100% chance of dying. NOW MOVE IT AND PUT A SHIELD AROUND THE BASE!' I mind-shouted. I could see everyone rushing into the base below me. In the next moment, a shield of chakra surrounded the hill.

"SAISHŪ-TEKINA ENERUGĪ GIJITSU: SEISHIN-TEKINA SHI NO TAMA! (Ultimate Energy Technique: Ball of Spiritual Death)" I shouted to the heavens. I threw the ball down with all my might. It flew straight down, and immediately disintegrated about 20,000 of the remaining 30,000 undead shinobi.

Akatsuki POV

Everyone was watching from inside the base as Aaron was up in the air, holding a gigantic ball of pure energy.

"How the hell can he do that?" Hidan asked in amazement.

"I don't know. I saw him practicing it, but the best he could get it to was the size of his head." Kisame told everyone. They watched as he shouted the name of it. Then he flung it down towards the shinobi zombies. The moment it touched them, they disintegrated.

"Holy motherfucking Jashin-praised shit!" Hidan cried out.

Aaron's POV

I had flung the ball down, and it immediately disintegrated 20,000 zombies. It touched the ground and exploded like a nuke. The remaining forces of Orochimaru—or should I say Pedo-Snake—'s army were blown to bits when the ball exploded. I flew back to the ground. My chakra was way low. The moment my feet touched the ground, I fell forward. May came running out.

"Aaron! Are you okay?" She asked me. I coughed.

"Yeah...Just low on chakra..." I told her. Suddenly, there was an explosion. I saw Orochimaru riding on a snake from the base, carrying Rich with him.

"Orochimaru...You bastard..." Were the last words I said before blacking out.

Now it is fixed!

Inner: But you're still an ass.

Me: *summons a bazooka* Got anything else to say, hmm?

Inner: Just one thing...YOU SUCK! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Me: YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD! *Fires tons of missiles at Inner* While I try to kill him, please enjoy what the story has so far!