Meulin was all up and bullshitting around like all the rest of the bullshit cat motherfuckers in the ghetto. Damn look at that ass. Look what she be haulin. She's haulin... Ass. Then she saw this dog turning up the corner. She was like, "Damn I hate dogs when I be thinkin about ass. Disrupts my flow."
So she all up and started following that dog and when she caught up to him she grabbed him by the balls, "What kind of owner doesn't fix they own dogs? Thats all kinds of disrespectful to other dogs without dogs. You'll make them all kinds of jealous. You heartless motherfucker. I hate you and your ridiculous 8 inch penis and 5 inch in diameter balls. Fuck you Bec. You bit my boob once. I hate your ass."
Bec replied with his hot telepathy, "I hate you too Meulin but pussy be ridiculous."
They then starting smooching each other up and this bitch Mindfang threw up at the sight but Meulin beat her ass so it was ok.
"Bec," Meulin said, rubbing her clit. "Put that big dog penis inside of me."
Bec was all like, "But you have HIV. HIV is something that don't need to be on my doggie prostate. I don't need my bitches getting HIV. I have a wife and family, Meulin. How would I tell them? Bitch tell me."
"HIV stand for Human Immune deficiency Virus and you a dog."
"Oh. No need to be spittin' ham and egg- But you a troll. How the fuck did you get HIV."
"Because I wanted a vagina because nooks be droolin' everywheres. So I went to the Walmart up Dolan Way and was like: do you fuckers got some discount vaginas. And they was like: Of fucking course we're Walmart. Most of our sales come from discount pussy. Which one do you want, the fresh pussy for 1 dollar or the HIV one for 99 cent. Bec, I got the one for 99 cent. Even if it has birthed 401 babies, I will keep this pussy. This pussy is my responsibility. I love this pussy. Fuck you Bec. Now I don't got a droolin ass nook. Droolin gross."
"what chu got against droolin? I'll cut you like a motherfucker."
"You so white that your master used you as a mop."
"Yo boobs so small, people say they be chocolate chips. And I can't have chocolate since I'm a dog. Triggered. I'm so fucking triggered right now. Let's yiff so hard that it scars that stank ass pussy. And it will be so hard that my dick grows fifty million inches."
"Ok, yolo."
The Meulin ripped a hole in her skirt and put the unerect dog dick inside of her. Bec humped the unerect penis into her until it got hard. Then he fucked her at fifty million miles and her pussy be burning. His dick be burning. His dick is fifty million inches. Meulin is dead. Bec is dead. They killed everyone.
God is dead and we killed him.
So she all up and started following that dog and when she caught up to him she grabbed him by the balls, "What kind of owner doesn't fix they own dogs? Thats all kinds of disrespectful to other dogs without dogs. You'll make them all kinds of jealous. You heartless motherfucker. I hate you and your ridiculous 8 inch penis and 5 inch in diameter balls. Fuck you Bec. You bit my boob once. I hate your ass."
Bec replied with his hot telepathy, "I hate you too Meulin but pussy be ridiculous."
They then starting smooching each other up and this bitch Mindfang threw up at the sight but Meulin beat her ass so it was ok.
"Bec," Meulin said, rubbing her clit. "Put that big dog penis inside of me."
Bec was all like, "But you have HIV. HIV is something that don't need to be on my doggie prostate. I don't need my bitches getting HIV. I have a wife and family, Meulin. How would I tell them? Bitch tell me."
"HIV stand for Human Immune deficiency Virus and you a dog."
"Oh. No need to be spittin' ham and egg- But you a troll. How the fuck did you get HIV."
"Because I wanted a vagina because nooks be droolin' everywheres. So I went to the Walmart up Dolan Way and was like: do you fuckers got some discount vaginas. And they was like: Of fucking course we're Walmart. Most of our sales come from discount pussy. Which one do you want, the fresh pussy for 1 dollar or the HIV one for 99 cent. Bec, I got the one for 99 cent. Even if it has birthed 401 babies, I will keep this pussy. This pussy is my responsibility. I love this pussy. Fuck you Bec. Now I don't got a droolin ass nook. Droolin gross."
"what chu got against droolin? I'll cut you like a motherfucker."
"You so white that your master used you as a mop."
"Yo boobs so small, people say they be chocolate chips. And I can't have chocolate since I'm a dog. Triggered. I'm so fucking triggered right now. Let's yiff so hard that it scars that stank ass pussy. And it will be so hard that my dick grows fifty million inches."
"Ok, yolo."
The Meulin ripped a hole in her skirt and put the unerect dog dick inside of her. Bec humped the unerect penis into her until it got hard. Then he fucked her at fifty million miles and her pussy be burning. His dick be burning. His dick is fifty million inches. Meulin is dead. Bec is dead. They killed everyone.
God is dead and we killed him.