They took four more hits and John said with a heavy confusion, "Why'd you put that fleshlight up there?"
Bro sat there thinking about Elmo and farted a really long fart because they were eating Mexican beans and tacos. John was offended by his smelly poots. He did not warn him of the poot and therefore the poot wasn't cool. Why isn't Bro being cool and not warning about the smelly, bean poots? Because that fucking goldfish Elmo got is a huge bitch, that's why. Bro noticed John's offended face and put his hand on John's shoulder, "Because Lil Cal doesn't have a butthole. Sometimes I feel sad because Lil Cal doesn't have a butthole. Not having a butthole is a nightmare. I wasn't born with a butthole. I got teased in school everyday because I didn't go to school. I lived in a science lab you see. Science freaks love people without buttholes. I hated them. They had to open me up to take my poops out. They took my poops out like that until I turned eighteen. They gave me a butthole that day, with a prostate in it too. I needed to give the power of having a butthole to Cal. If I didn't I wouldn't know how to live with myself."
John stared at Bro for like two minutes and ate a taco but the meat fell on his pants. Bro ate the meat off his pants. John wasn't amused but he got a bit horny. "You wanna have some sex, Bro. Your bad eating etiquette made me hard in the jeans. It's like boner city down there." John slouched down in his couch and whispered, "Boner," in Nic Cage's voice.
Bro looked at Lil Cal then at John and held Lil Cal like that monkey guy held up Simba after he was born. "Let's let Cal join."
"New butthole," John whispered.
"New butthole," Bro whispered.
"Just say asshole you blubbering goddamn pussies," Dad said. He was on the couch too, he made the tacos and the beans. He also was the drug dealer. Dad is cool.
John looked at Bro and Bro looked at John. John turned to Dad and said in his deep voice, "Dad, wanna join the LilCalBroJohn orgy."
"Fuck no, you guys have skinny dicks and I don't want that anywhere near my John Maker," Dad said with distain and ate some beans.
Bro and John shrugged and took off their clothes. Dad left because Bro pooted again. Bro has smelly poots. So smelly. He left a camera running though so he can put it on Manhub. He's known for his interacial videos but white guy on white guy is ok too.
John was like, "Who's gonna put the d in Cal though."
"I am," Bro said.
"You gonna be the middle of the sandwhich? Dude that's all kinds of not fair."
"You're the guy with the deepest voice so you should be the one with the penis in a butthole and no penis in butthole."
"But I like dick in my butthole."
"But you never cum when my dick is in your butthole."
"That's because your dick is skinny as fuck, Bro."
"At least it's long."
"It's like six inches calm down. I have seven inches."
Bro angrily put lube in his butthole and sat on John's penis. John wasn't even hard yet and it didn't really feel that good. So Bro tried to do the thing where you roll your hips and make the dick go in circles but Bro is really fat and it just made his big white booty jiggle. John laughed at the jiggling booty and touched it and Bro was like mmhm. John slapped that rump to make it jiggle and Bro was like omg wow as it jiggled. John now had a raging boner. Damn that ass jigging is so nice.
Cal floated on top of Bro's dick and put his new butthole on top and Bro was like dang nice all started thrusting into each other except Cal because he had no butt to fuck. Everyone feels sad for the guy on the very bottom with no butt to fuck. That's why there's a lot of lesbians in California.
They keep meeting hips to rump and Bro is going really fast and John is like, calm down. Bro continues to heavily pound him and Cal is like calm down. When Bro cums five minutes before John he's shaking like a chihuahua and John isn't putting up with this shaking orgasm shit so he slapped Bro's ass and Bro stopped shaking but his booty started jiggling.
When John came Bro's ass was jiggling so hard it bruised John's penis so hard that he had to get band-aids for it. He went to the grocery store but it was closed because they were in the zombie apocalypse and John forgot and and got attacked. He was like omg when he became a zombie. He killed all living humans with his ass-bruised penis.
That's why you shouldn't have sex when you're high.