Here is Chapter 16! YAYYYYYYYY!

Inner: You're an ass.

Me: Seriously? You're still going on about that?

Inner: Yes, yes I am.

Me: Whatever. Anyways, I hope you like it! *blasts Inner with a laser gun*

Inner: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?

Me: Insulting me. Also, Kay'baka-chan: I'm glad you're happy. (emotional music like in those "animal buddy" movies plays)...BWAGHHHHHHH! *laser bursts out of mouth*

Rule 10: It's all in a day's work beating the shit out of pervs.

"Then let's all go to the hot springs!" I shouted, pumping my fist into the air.

Aaron's POV

Arine started blushing again, Anko pinched the bridge of her nose and shook her head, and Tsunade just kept blinking. We were all silent for a bit, then I said,

"Well? Let's go!" We all started walking off to the hot springs, with me walking like I was at the head of a marching band.

3 minutes later

The girls had gone to the girls' side of the hot springs and I had gone with them. It was of course Mixed Bathing Day, the only day I could hang out with Anko on the girls' side without nearly getting clobbered for being there. Everyone's a pervert! SOME people just know how to hide it! :( Hmmph! I sat down across from Anko and Arine, sighing as I let the hot water pull me in like quicksand.

"Thaaaaat feeeels goooooooooood..." I said, letting my troubles melt like ice. Arine blushed as I got in.

"S—" I couldn't even start my sentence because my ears picked up on some form of perverted giggling. Anko and Arine didn't seem to hear it.

"What's wrong Aaron-kun?" Anko asked me. I scowled.

"I'll be right back." I told them, getting out of the hot spring and walking out towards the rest of the village. I turned on my Sharingan and looked around. When you use the Sharingan, it's like you're wearing glasses that make you see every tiny detail on everything you see. I spotted Jiraiya up on the roof of some building next to the hot springs with a telescope and a notepad, furiously writing down something.

"Dammit..." I muttered. Then I put on a black shirt with fire depicted on it. I bent my knees, and hopped up on the top of a house. Then I leaped from roof to roof, finally reaching Jiraiya. He didn't seem to notice me as he was spying on something with a goofy, lecherous grin, perverted giggling and laughing. I reached down and picked up his notepad. I starting reading what was on there, mumbling most of the words under my breath.

"Girl with spiky purple hair...Girl with long black hair...Guy with spiky black hair...*mumbles something unintelligible*like rabbits...Purple haired girl says: Oh Aaron!" I stopped. Aaron? Then I looked back at the pad. Right there, it said, "Purple haired girl says: Oh Aaron!" I started steaming so much that I could have been mistaken for a giant lobster. Then I got an idea and calmed down. I tapped Jiraiya on the shoulder.

"What?" He asked angrily, like I had interrupted his enjoyment, which I had.

"Mind if I take a look?" I asked him. He stared for a moment before gaining a perverted face and handed me the telescope. I held it in the direction he was looking at. There I saw Anko and Arine where I had left them, with Anko getting Arine to have some fun, and the two were having a water fight. I took my eye away from the telescope, and gave it back to the old pervert. Then I cupped my hands around my mouth and shouted,

"Hey Anko-chan! Look who we got here!" Anko stopped playing and looked up at me. She saw Jiraiya, and I grabbed the telescope out of his hands and held it up. Anko grew a mad face and motioned for me to come back. I smirked evilly and grabbed Jiraiya by the back of his shirt.

"Hey, what do you think you're doing?" Jiraiya asked. I reared back, and threw him onto the ground of the hot springs, creating a crater in the earth. I jumped high up above the springs, flipped, and crashed down, landing on my feet. Jiraiya looked up groaning with a bloody nose. He saw Anko standing above him and started giggling. I saw out of the corner of my eye that Arine was scared out of her mind at something. She was probably scared of Jiraiya peeping on her.

"Shall we, Aaron-kun?" Anko asked evilly. I grinned, baring inch long fangs.

"I think I have something better than just beating him up." I told her. I activated my Mangekyo Sharingan and lifted Jiraiya's face up so he looked in my eyes. His widened, but then he slumped completely, with his nose still bleeding from the impact. I turned my Sharingan off and looked at Anko with a devious grin.

"What'd you do?" She asked, sounding like a mother who was thinking her child had done something clever.

"I did the old "Tsukiyumi, bitch" routine." I told her. She started laughing.

"That'll teach him not to peep on my friend and girlfriend." I said. Arine was still cowering a little. Anko and I both walked back and sat down in the hot water again.

"As I was trying to ask before that happened, could you tell us about yourself?" I asked Arine.

"L-Like what?" She asked me.

"How about your likes, dislikes, affinities, fears, any jutsu, and any past experiences that would be important to know?" I asked. She nodded.

"W-Well, I like red pandas, h-horses, spiders, r-roses, apples, a-any foods that are sw-sweet, canines, f-felines, coloring, and s-sleeping." I nodded while she was talking.

"So you like canines, right?" I asked her. She nodded. I stepped out of the water and made multiple hand signs. Then I slammed my palm into the ground. A large cloud of smoke appeared and revealed Kumo.

"Meet Kumo. He's one of my wolf summons." I told her. Arine smiled a little and Kumo walked over to her.

"How ya doin'?" Kumo asked. He held out his paw and Arine shook it timidly while saying,

"G-Good." I nodded to Kumo and he saluted. Then a cloud of smoke surrounded him and he was gone. I got back in the water.

"Continue." I said.

"I dislike b-bugs, tulips, reptiles, sp-spicy foods, pineapples, long journeys, b-bossy people, and the Ab-Aburame clan." She told us.

"Why do you dislike the Aburame clan?" I asked.

"W-Well, they use bugs and have them inside th-their bodies, and I dislike bugs. Bugs g-gross me out. It's cr-creepy how some of them have those eyes that are like little b-balls that see about a thousand of you. I-It's creepy." She told me. I nodded.

"Makes sense." I commented.

"Any fears?" I then asked.

"I-I'm hemophobic, which means I h-have a fear of bl-blood, achuloisolophobic, which m-means I'm afraid of being alone in the dark, and I'm paraphobic, wh-which means I'm a-afraid of p-perverts." She told us.

"Why perverts? I mean, I can understand that you wouldn't want someone to see you naked." I asked. Her eyes drifted forward and she stared out into space.

"Hima-chan? Hello?" Anko asked, waving her hand in front of the girl's face. Arine slowly kept blinking, then focused her eyes back on us.

"S-Sorry. I was just...remembering something." Arine apologized. I waved my hand dismissively.

"No problem." I said.

"So why perverts?"

"I h-have to tell you something. S-Something I don't really tell people." She explained. I nodded.

"Whenever you're ready." Arine drew in a breath.

"I u-used to have a happy childhood. I was s-seven years old. I h-had been playing in a small park when a shady looking m-man came up to me. I-I got scared, so I r-ran away. Th-the man chased me into an alley. Then he...he..." Tears flooded her eyes, and she couldn't say what happened, but we knew. Anko held her hands up to her face in a completely shocked expression. I balled my fists so hard my knuckles turned snow white.

"I can't believe how horrible the world is." Anko said. I was trying my best to hold in my rage.

"I swear upon my life that if I ever meet him, I'll torture him until he begs for the sweet mercy of death. But I won't give it to him. No, I'll chop off each of his limbs and appendages slowly and painfully, and then let him live as a mutant, disfigured creature so ugly that it makes women, children, and men try to kill themselves when they look at it." I swore with a seething, rage-filled voice, making both Anko and Arine stare in surprise at me.

"You would really d-do that for me?" Arine asked. I nodded.

"Anyone who treats a friend like that deserves to be treated with no mercy or kindness." I said. Tears appeared once more and she hugged me, surprising even herself. When Arine realized she had hugged me, she let go and said,

"S-Sorry." I again waved my hand dismissively.

"It's fine. I didn't mind it." I told her. She started blushing. Suddenly, Pein's voice rung out in my mind.

'Aaron, we need you back here now.' He said.

'Why?' I asked.

'I have to tell you here.' I sighed. Anko and Arine looked at me strangely.

"What?" Anko asked.

"Nothing."

'You owe me three days away from you guys.' I told him.

'OK. Now get to the base.'

'Fine.' I turned to Anko and Arine.

"I have to go." I said.

"Why?" Arine asked.

"My friends need me." I told them.

"How do you know?" Anko asked me.

"We have this telepathic connection that lets us speak with each other mentally." I explained. They both just kept blinking. I got out of the water. Then I made five hand signs:

Tiger

Dragon

Boar

Rabbit

Dog

"Fire Dragon Tel—" I couldn't finish because I was instantly pulled up into Heaven. I flew out of the hole and landed on my stomach.

"What the heck?" I asked. Kami was right in front of me. I got up on my feet.

"Hello Aaron." She said.

"Hey Kami-chan." I said back. Kami smiled.

"Why am I here?" I asked.

"I have something to give you." She answered.

"Why?" Her face turned to a completely serious expression.

"Orochimaru is still alive." She told me.

"WTFPBJT?*" Inner and I both cried out.

"I thought I killed that bastard!" I stated.

"Apparently, he survived, and he wants revenge." I was quiet, taking in the gravity of the situation.

"So what did you want to give me?" I asked after a minute or two of utter silence.

"Follow me." Kami said with a wave of her hand. We both walked inside her huse and to a room I hadn't noticed before. The room was empty except for a piece of the floor which you could see had distinctive lines around it.

"Step on the pad." Kami instructed. We both walked forward and stood on the piece of the floor. The piece jolted, then began to move into the floor. It kept moving a long shaft, and we finally arrived in another room with some kind of vault. Kami walked over to it, and placed her hand on the door. The space her hand occupied glowed, and billions of glowing lines and patterns zoomed out from that point across the vault door. Then the door span and disappeared like it had never been there. Kami gestured for me to go in, and I did. Inside was a pure white room. At the back sat a sheathed katana, hanging proudly from the wall.

"What's that?" I asked, pointing to the sword.

"That is the Hisōzōsha no Tsurugi(Fire Creator Sword)." She told me.

"Ok then."

"As you know, Orochimaru has the Kusanagi no Tsurugi in his possession. This is the only sword besides the Totsuka no Tsurugi that is as strong."

"So why give it to me?" I asked her.

"A little backstory comes first." She said.

"The three blades, Totsuka, Kusanagi, and Hisōzōsha each belonged to a clan. The Totsuka could pierce the enemy, and seal their physical and spiritual being inside the sake gourd at the hilt. The Kusanagi was the definition of sharp. It could cut through diamond, platinum, and even adamantium, the toughest metal ever found. And the Hisōzōsha could create entities and creatures made of flames, equal in power to the night black fire of Amaterasu, but could be stopped more easily. If the fire were to touch anyone, they would be given a 4th degree burn." Kami said.

"4TH DEGREE BURNS?**" I asked in a surprised voice. She nodded.

"The Totsuka belonged to the clan of the Samukaba. The Kusanagi belonged to the Zenreddo. And the Hisōzōsha belonged to yours." Kami began.

"It belonged to the Uchiha?" I asked.

"Let me continue. Only the clans to which the swords belonged to could access their full abilities, except a certain few. The Samukaba became extinct long ago, letting the Totsuka fall into a shroud of mystery and legend. Your brother found that sword, and is one of the certain few to be able to access its full potential. The Kusanagi's current wielder is of course Orochimaru. He is actually a member of the Zenreddo, who are a peaceful people, save for the warriors of their clan, who live in separate villages, hiding in caves and camouflaged locations. And then, the Hisōzōsha's current wielder is you." She continued.

"You're giving the sword to me?" I asked. She nodded and took the sword off of the wall. Then she handed it to me, and I strapped the sheath to my waist.

"It's your birthright." She said with a smile. I was confused.

"My birthright?" I asked. Kami nodded again.

"This sword dates back to the Sage of Six Paths. It belonged to his younger son. The son always used this weapon to protect his allies. Even though the Senju clan originates from him, he gave it to the Uchiha as a gift of goodwill and peace, hoping the two clans could have a friendly relationship. The sword was originally lost, so your clan forged multiple copies of it, and gave one to each clan heir on their 15th birthday. But I found out that you are directly related to the elder brother of the two sons of the Rikudō Sennin." She told me. I just stared in amazement. I was related to the Six Paths Sage?

"That's a lot to take in." I said with a long blown-out breath.

"So that is your birthright. If you wish to summon creatures, you must call them out. I already know of four creatures you could make." Kami told me.

"OK, so what do I do?" I asked her.

"It's simple." She said with a grin.

Aaaaaaaand…CLIFFHANGER NO JUTSU! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'M SO EVIL! BEING EVIL FEELS SO GOOD! Ahem, sorry. Anyways:

*WTFPBJT?: It means What the fuck Peanut Buttah Jelly Time?

**That's not an actual type of burn. I just wanted to say how hot the flames are. This is the end of Chapter 16, so I thank you guys for reading.

Me: The drawing has been UPLOADED! Here is the webpage: .com/#/d47l7b6. I will also have the page link on my profile. And, you'll never guess what happened to me today. I was sitting at home when everything started shaking all of a sudden. Apparently, we had a minor earthquake in my area. I live in North Carolina, so earthquakes rarely happen. I hadn't expected to be in an earthquake for a while. It was actually my first. I'm very lucky that I had a very small one for my first! AARON IS A GOOD BOY!

Tobi: AARON-SENPAI USED A TOBI PHRASE!

Me: What the hell's a Tobi phrase?

Tobi: Don't use naughty language, Aaron-senpai. A Tobi phrase is a phrase that Tobi uses normally, like "Tobi is a good boy!" or "Tobi likes Pixi Stix!" When someone like Aaron-senpai uses the phrase, they have to give Tobi more Pixi Stix! ^^

Me: *mutters a minute-long string of curses under breath* FINE. *tosses Tobi two Pixi Stix*There you go, Tobi.

Tobi: TOBI IS SUCH A GOOD BOY!

Me: Whatever. Anyways, Kay'baka-chan: I would still like you to draw Rich and May. I hope that's okay with you. I will PM you their traits. Oh, and Arine too, if you could? THANKS! :3

Until next time,

Ja Ne! *disappears in a shower of rubber duckies*