Here is Chapter 17! I WANT MY ROBOT MONKEY SLAVE!

Inner: You don't have one.

Me: *pulls out a laser blade and a weird looking drill* Then I'll make you into one. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Inner: THE POWER OF CHRIST REPELS YOU, DEMON SPAWN! *Throws holy water at me*

Me: *it hits my eyes* AGHHH! –THE FUCK, MAN? WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU? I WAS JUST KIDDING!

Inner: Sorry.

Me: You know what? You can narrate this chapter. I'm going to lie down and try to fucking heal my shitty eyes. *leaves the room*

Inner: *blinks three times* Ok then. Well folks, here's Chapter 17!

Rule 10: If you kick someone's ass once and they get back up, be prepared to kick their ass four times as hard as before.

Aaron's POV

"So I have to 'call forth' the animals to have them help me?" I asked Kami. She nodded.

"You have to basically call forth their being and make it from fire."

"Ok."

"Now you know how to use your sword." Kami said.

"Draw the sword from its sheath." She instructed. I grabbed the hilt with my right hand and slowly pulled the blade out. When I held it in the air, flames quickly surrounded the blade.

"Cool." I commented. Then I tried to put the sword back in, but Kami stopped me.

"I need you to make an animal with the sword." She told me.

"Why?"

"You'll see after." Kami said. I shrugged and held my blade open. Then I closed my eyes and held my sword above me.

"Himei o agete kudasai, sora no kizoku! (Cry out, lord of the skies!)" I cried out. The flames around the blade intensified, and a massive amount of fire shot out into the sky, forming the shape of a dragon. The dragon opened its mouth, and let out a fierce and proud roar, one that could be heard probably in heaven and below. I sheathed my sword, and the dragon dissipated. Then I looked at Kami.

"So what was that for?" I asked her. She was grinning from ear to ear.

"I'll have to—" Kami was interrupted because four people came running up to us. It was the Shodaime, the Nidaime, the Sandaime, and the Yondaime. The Shodaime spoke up when they reached us.

"What was—" He couldn't finish because he and the other three Kage were staring straight at me with "Holy shit..." expressions. I bowed to each, respectively saying,

"Shodaime-sama, Nidaime-sama, Sandaime-sama, Yondaime-sama." They all bowed back.

"What's wrong?" I asked them, as they were still staring at me, looking me in the eyes.

"The eyes of the elder brother..." The Shodaime said. I was completely confused, so I turned to Kami.

"What's with them?" I asked, jerking a thumb back towards the four Kage. Kami grinned even more.

"See for yourself." She said, making a hand mirror appear in her palm. She gave it to me and I looked closely. Then I gasped.

"My eyes..." If you had seen my eyes, you would have thought you had gone crazy. My eyes were the same as the elder son of the Rikudo Sennin.

"What—How—Wha—" I couldn't speak right.

"You've unlocked it." Kami said.

"Unlocked what?" I asked her.

"The Elder Sharingan." She told me.

"What's the Elder Sharingan?"

"It's the eyes of the elder son of the Rikudo Sennin. The ancestor of the Sharingan. Only his direct descendants can unlock it." Kami answered.

"Whoa..." I said. Kami nodded.

"Now you have to go back, and face Orochimaru." She told me.

"Orochimaru? He's not strong enough to face my former student." The Sandaime said.

"I might not have been before, but..." I said, pulling out my sword, letting flames surround the blade, and held it pointed upwards.

"CRY OUT, LORD OF THE SKIES!" I shouted as a stream of fire shot out of my blade. It then formed a blazing dragon, which roared loudly.

"The Hisōzōsha..." The four Kage said in unison. I smirked.

"It's my birthright." I told them proudly. Then I sheathed the sword.

"I'll see you all later." I said with a two finger salute. I walked towards the hole and jumped into it, landing down where I had been lifted up, surprising Anko and Arine.

"Where were you?" Anko asked.

"Heaven." I simply answered. Anko raised an eyebrow.

"Literally. I know Kami."

"Really?" Arine asked. I proceeded to explain how I had met Kami when I was younger.

"W-Wow." Arine said. I nodded.

"I still have to go to my friends." I told them. I kissed Anko on the cheek, waved goodbye to Arine, and made five hand signs:

Tiger

Dragon

Boar

Rabbit

Dog

A torrent of fire surrounded me.

"I'll see you both soon." I said with a two finger salute. Anko waved, and Arine,

"S-See you soon, Aaron." The fire formed a dragon's head, completely blocking me from their view. The dragon head then formed a complete body.

"IIIII'm ouut!" I announced, letting the dragon slither through the air, and disappear into the clouds.

Akatsuki Normal POV

Rich, May, Konan, Pein, Kisame, Itachi, Zetsu, Tobi had been waiting for thirty minutes for Aaron to come.

"Where the mother-fuckin' hell is that bastard?" Hidan asked.

"He should have been here already." Pein told them. Suddenly, a dragon made of fire crashed down through the roof of the base and landed on the floor, scorching where it landed. Everyone got ready to fight. The flames disappeared to reveal Aaron standing there with his arms crossed, grinning.

"'Sup?" He asked.

"How the hell did you do that?" Rich asked.

"I made it up." Aaron told them.

Aaron's POV

Everyone was eyeing the sword strapped to my side.

"What the fuck's that?" Hidan asked, pointing to it. I grinned.

"Rich and May won't know what this is, but you all will." I told them. They were confused.

"Follow me outside." I ordered. They all walked behind me as the boulder rolled away and rolled back. I told them to stand back. Then I walked down the hill and stood in the clearing right next to the hill. Then I drew my sword and held it up in one stroke.

"CRY OUT, LORD OF THE SKIES!" I shouted. The river of flames once more burst from my katana, and formed a mighty dragon of fire, which once more roared.

"Holy shit..." Everyone chorused. I smirked.

"The Hisōzōsha..." Pein said. I sheathed my sword and walked back to them.

"What a 'Hisōzōsha'?" Rich asked. Pein was about to speak when I stopped him.

"I'll tell them." I said. He nodded and I told them all the story of the three blades, and how I was a direct descendant of the elder son of the Sage of Six Paths.

"You? You honestly fucking think you're a shitty descendant of that fucker?" Hidan asked. I sighed. Then I activated my Elder Sharingan, a white line traveling along my eyes, revealing more and more of the Sharingan as it moved.. Everyone's jaws broke through the ground and they scooped up dirt in their mouths as they brought them back up. Then they all started choking on it. Then they spit it out.

"You have the eyes of the elder son..." Pein said dumbly.

"No shit." I said, rolling my eyes.

"I'm going to face Orochimaru by myself." I said to everyone.

"How did you know he was coming?" Zetsu asked.

"Kami." I told them. They all understood now.

"I'm not going to let you fight him alone, Otouto." Itachi told me. I shook my head.

"This is my fight and my fight alone. He started it by taking my friend. Now I'm going to finish it." I said.

"I'm going to hurt him like he badmouthed Senor Nacho." I told them.

"Who's 'Senor Nacho'?" Konan asked.

"A backstory will explain. I was age seven, playing with my frog named Senor Nacho. He was my pet, and he liked to hop around. One day, we were playing, and a hungry hawk came down, and tried to attack me. Senor Nacho saw that I was in danger, and he sacrificed himself to save me from the hawk. It grabbed him with its claws and impaled him. Then it took him away somewhere, I never saw Senor Nacho again. He was bravest little frog who ever lived." I told them. They were all silent for a few moments.

"That's stupid." Kisame finally said. My face turned to pure fury.

"I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN CORPSE! AND THEN I'LL"

*This part is censored due to enough cursing to get Aaron into hell and very serious threats*

When I had finished threatening Kisame, I grabbed my sword and started chasing him around the base, screaming bloody murder and so many profanities that my father would have slapped me a billion times for saying. I eventually chased him back to where everyone else was, and Kisame hid behind Konan while every single male member of the Akatsuki, and Rich and May had to restrain me from turning him into a special at a Japanese restaurant. Kakuzu had to grab me with his tentacles, and I still had enough of myself left in me to make a joke.

"DON'T RAPE ME WITH YOUR TENTACLES!" I shouted. Everyone stopped what they were doing and started laughing hard, except for Itachi, who's too badass for such things, and Kakuzu, who scowled.

"I'll have you know that I don't rape people with these. And if I were to rape someone, it sure as HELL wouldn't be you." He told me.

"I know. That joke just had to be made." I turned back to Kisame.

"If you ever say anything bad about Senor Nacho again, I'll torture you endlessly." I told him. He nodded, and everyone let go of me. Then I felt something...something evil. It felt corrupted, twisted. Like the most sickening thing ever. And only one name could describe it: Orochimaru.

"He's coming." I told them.

"How do you know?" Pein asked.

"I can sense him coming this way." I drew my sword out.

"I'm going. No one is to follow me." I ordered. It was the evening; the perfect scene for an epic battle between good and evil. I walked to a clearing where I sensed Orochimaru's chakra heading towards. After sheathing my katana and waiting a few minutes, Orochimaru finally appeared with some 500 shinobi behind him.

"Ahh, Hiroshi-kun, how are you~?" He asked.

"I believe you already know I'm pissed." I said curtly.

"Well, you won't feel anything soon." Orochimaru said with a laugh. He saw my katana.

"You think a regular sword can stop me? I have the Kusanagi, insolent fool!" Orochimaru said. I smirked.

"Oh, this is no ordinary sword." I told him.

"This..." I drew my katana and held it out in front of me. Flames burst around the blade.

"is the Hisōzōsha." I finished.

CLIFFHANGER NO JUTSU AGAIN! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

So in my last chapter I said that fourth degree burns don't exist. Someone commented that they do. So I looked it up. They were right. So ignore that two asterisk explanation in the previous chapter, please. I have to go to the open house for my new school today. Ughhhhh. I really wanted to keep typing. It's one of the things I find solace in. But, orientation is mandatory, so screw that. I'm also starting school on in two days, so that sucks as well. I'll have less time for my stories because of my fuckin' homework. Dammit. Hope you guys like this chapter, and I'll be out with Chapter 18 soon!

Until next time,

Ja Ne! *disappears in a shower of rubber duckies*