CHAPTER 18! YAYYYYYYY! IT'S AWESOMETASTILISTIC! Dammit…

Tobi: Aaron-senpai, you have to give Tobi Pixi Stix!

Me: Yeah yeah, I fuckin' know. *tosses Tobi a Pixi Stix packet* There you go.

Tobi: *grabs packet and eats viciously* OMNOMNOMNOM! Oooooo, Tobi feels…TOBI FEELS BETTER THAN HE HAS IN HIS ENTIRE LIFE! AARON-SENPAI! WHAT WAS IN THE PIXI STIX? TOBI HAS TO KNOW WHAT IS MAKING HIM FEEL SO GOOD! :D

Me: Uh, let me check. *picks wrapper off of the floor* New Tastier Flavor…*mutters*…NEW WEED FLAVOR? Wait, Hidan gave me these! HIDAN! I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU! *storms off to Hidan's room*

In Background:

Hidan: What up, ya bastard? *Aaron grabs Hidan by the shirt*

Aaron: YOU MADE ME GIVE TOBI WEED IN THE FORM OF PIXI STIX! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, YOU BASTARD! *proceeds to beat the shit out of Hidan*

Hidan: OW! HEY! WHAT THE FUCK? DAMMIT! *is left on floor bleeding and bruised*

Me: *walks back to Tobi* Tobi, you aren't getting any of these ever again. *Takes all his Weed flavor Pixi Stix and burns them with a grand fireball*

Tobi: NUUUUUUUUUUUU! TOBI'S PIXI STIX! *turns to Aaron* TOBI IS GOING TO KILL YOU!

Me: Relax, I always keep spares in case I use too many Tobi words or phrases. *Tosses Tobi another one* That's for your compensation.

Tobi: YAYYYYY! ^^ *gobbles down packet* OOOOOOO, TOBI IS FEELING EVEN MORE GOOD! YAYYYYYYYYYY!

Me: *looks at wrapper* COCAINE? KISAME! YOUR ASS IS MINE!

Rule 11: If you've got power and a vendetta: VENDETTA!

Aaron's POV

Orochimaru was wide-eyed.

"The Hisōzōsha? How did you get that?" He asked me.

"I have friends in high places." I simply told him. I could hear Kami mentally groaning at me.

'Oh lighten up. It was kinda funny.' I told her.

'Fine.'

'Have you been listening in on this the whole time?' I asked.

'Mayyyybe.'

'Whatever.' I focused on the matter at hand.

"Oh, and it's my birthright." I added.

"Your birthright?" Orochimaru asked. I grinned. A white line flashed across each of my eyes at the same time, like in an anime when they have that moment where a line of light sweeps across someone's glasses, changing them into the Elder Sharingan.

"Well, Hiroshi-kun, not only will I be taking your life, but your eyes as well. Kukuku..." Orochimaru said with an evil grin. I grinned right back at him.

"No you aren't. You are going to pay for trying to change my friend, and giving Anko that damned seal. I'll take you on alone." I told Orochimaru. He flashed me an evil smile.

"Go attack his friends. I have a score to settle." Orochimaru ordered his minions. They all nodded, and leaped away. We both stood there in silence for a few minutes, the wind whipping through the clearing. Then Orochimaru quickly made many hand signs and slammed his palm into the ground. A large puff of smoke appeared behind him and revealed Manda.

I bared my fangs in a delighted grin.

"Now this is what I've been waiting for." I said. Orochimaru then hopped on top of Manda, and the massive purple snake charged. I drew my sword and raised it up in the air, letting the flames coat the blade.

"TAKE FLIGHT, IMMORTAL BIRD OF THE FLAMES!" I shouted. A stream of spinning fire erupted into the sky from my blade, forming a massive phoenix which screeched, letting the whole world hear its cry. I pointed my sword at Manda, and the bird opened its beak wide. A blast of flames shot out of its mouth and hit Manda. The giant snake was blown back, letting Orochimaru fall to the ground. He got back up and brought the Kusanagi out with his tongue.

"So, hand-to-hand combat, eh Hiroshi-kun?" Orochimaru asked. I grinned. We both started charging at each other. Our swords clanged together, their ring echoing throughout the forest. Our swords kept matching each other's blows, in an epic battle of strength and power. We broke apart. Suddenly, a giant sword swiped at Orochimaru. The sannin dodged away, letting the sword churn up earthen terrain. I looked behind me. There stood Itachi's Susanoo, holding the Totsuka.

"Itachi." I said. Itachi's Susanoo disappeared and my Otouto appeared on the ground next to me.

"Otouto." Itachi said with a nod and a smile.

"Itachi-kun~." Orochimaru acknowledged.

"Finally come to give me your body?" The pedo asked.

"I'd rather let Kisame get drunk and fuck me than give you my body, or my brother's, you gay prick." Itachi said coldly. (I have nothing against gays. In fact, I myself am not gay, but support the fact that everyone deserves to do what they wish with their lives. I say, "If they're gay and wanna fuck someone, let 'em do it! If they're lesbians and are having sex, film it and add it to your porn stash!" XD Just kidding about the porn.) Orochimaru looked hurt.

"You shouldn't say such mean things, Itachi-kun." He said innocently. Itachi turned to face me.

"Shall we, brother?" He asked. I grinned with a fang showing.

"Let's shall." I told him. We both activated our Mangekyo Sharingan.

"Susanoo!" We both shouted enthusiastically. Our Susanoos shone into existence around us. My sword grew gigantically, and my Susanoo grabbed it in its right hand. Then we both started slashing at Orochimaru, giving the pedophilic snake very little time to dodge. I managed to cut him a few times, but he just shed his skin once and he was alright.

"Itachi, go back." My brother turned to me.

"Why?" He asked.

"It's about to get very hot up in here." I told him.

"Did you mean me, Hiroshi-kun, or something else?" Orochimaru asked pervertedly. I had my Susanoo flip him off. Itachi's Susanoo nodded and it disappeared. Then he ran back to the base. I made my Susanoo disappear, and then I held my sword up to the skies.

"COME FORTH ESSENCE OF MY BEING, AND VANQUISH THE ENEMY WHO HAS WRONGED ME!" I screamed to the heavens. The fire on my sword dimmed.

"I'm so sorry Hiroshi-kun." Orochimaru said pitifully.

"But your attack did not—" He couldn't finish because the flames grew brighter than ever, and a swirling typhoon of heat and fire flew high into the sky. I manifested into a large Chinese dragon, one that was possibly the size of the five great Shinobi Nations combined together.

"How did you—"

"STRIKE!" I commanded, not letting the pedo finish. The dragon started speeding down towards the sannin. I swear, I could hear that music they play in dramatic scenes in movies with action. I think it's called "Requiem" or some chiz like that junk. The scorching dragon finally touched the ground, exploding, and turning the snake sannin to charred dust. (Is that even possible?) I sheathed my sword. Then I looked over where the former pedophile had been before his death. There I saw the Kusanagi lying on the ground away from the charred pile of ash. I walked over there and picked it up.

"It's my lucky day. I got a spoil of war." I commented, throwing the sword into the air and catching it multiple times. Then I made five hand signs. A dragon head of fire enveloped me, and I was transported to Konoha. Specifically, the Hokage's office. Tsunade cried out as I burst through the ceiling and onto the floor.

"WHAT THE HELL?" Tsunade said.

"Hello, Tsunade." I said cheerfully.

"WHY THE HELL DID YOU JUST BURST THROUGH THE CEILING? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT'S GOING TO COST?" She asked me, yelling at the top of her lungs.

"I burst through the ceiling because of my jutsu. And you'll be able to pay off the costs with what I'm about to show you." I told her. Tsunade calmed down. I held out the Kusanagi.

"Is that..." She started.

"The Kusanagi no Tsurugi." I finished. I walked over and set it on her desk.

"I advise that you should open a museum placing artifacts in it for peoples' enjoyment." I told Tsunade. She nodded dumbly.

"How did you get it?" She asked me.

"Orochimaru was still alive. I put a stop to that." I answered.

"How?" Tsunade pressed. I drew my katana. Flames burst to life around the blade.

"With my birthright." I told her.

"Your birthright?" I closed my eyes and activated my Elder Sharingan. Then I opened them. She gasped loudly.

"The elder son's eyes..." She said in amazement.

"I'm one of his descendants." I said. She was silent for a few minutes.

"Is that the Hisōzōsha?" She asked. I nodded.

"I thought it was a myth; A simple legend..." Tsunade said.

"It's not." She was silent once more.

"Well, I must go see my girlfriend and apprentice, so...Bye!" I announced, leaping out of the scorched hole in the ceiling and bounding on the rooftops. Anko and Arine were probably going to be at the dango shack, so I headed there. Anko and Arine hadn't noticed me, so I landed on the roof of the dango shack gracefully. Then I applied a constant stream of chakra to my feet. I walked over and peeked down at Arine and Anko, who were hungrily eating dango. I walked and peeked my head down, saying,

"'Sup?" Arine nearly had a heart attack, and Anko dropped her dango.

"What the hell?" Anko asked.

"I just stopped by and wanted to say hello." Then I made puppy-dog eyes, being the only male besides Madara who could succeed because I'm smexilicious! XD

"You didn't have to be so mean, Anko-chan." I said in a five-year old's voice, which Anko tried to resist, but failed and said,

"I'm sorry." I hugged her, and a lot of people went,

"AWW!" I scowled at them.

"Don't you people have anything better to do?" I asked. They all stopped and continued their daily lives. I leaped down from the underside of the roof.

"I have a few minutes to spare before I have to get back to my friends and rest." I told them.

"Well then, let's make them count." Anko said. I ordered ten sticks of dango and sat down next to Arine.

"So, you still haven't told us any jutsu you can do."I commented to Arine. She nodded and began.

"I have my Shi no Torrapu: Chikyū no Shōtotsu (Death Trap: Collision of the Earth), my Mizu no Geijitsu: Aisumīra no keimusho (Water art: Ice mirror prison), my Doton: Jigoku no banken (Earth Release: Hell-hound), my Suiton: Tora no Kawa (Water Release: River of Tigers), and my Kyūkyoku no Hyōton: Doragon kyoei-shin (Ultimate Ice Release: Dragon Vanity) jutsu." Arine told us. I nodded. Then we spent the few minutes I had talking about random things. I told Anko that the fact that Orochimaru was killed would soon sweep the Shinobi Nations. So, if anyone gave her a hard time, she could tell them her boyfriend was the one who took Orochimaru down. When my time was up, I kissed Anko on the cheek, hugged Arine, making her blush deeply, and transported myself to the Akatsuki base. Time to get some sleep.

Same for me! It's 4:00 AM, I'm tired as hell, so good night! *passes out and started snoring and drooling*

Inner: What a wuss.

Me: *grabs laser gun and shoots Inner* Shut up. I'm trying to get some sleep.

Also, whoever can guess where the phrase, "VENDETTA!" came from will get some meth-flavored Ring Pops that Kakuzu gave me after saying he bought them for free. Weird... Anyways,

Until next time,

Ja Ne! *disappears in a shower of rubber duckies*