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I want to thank you all for sticking with this story.
Now this is the chapter that really begins the story.
Yes. The introduction of…
LOCA LA PORTA!
3:30 P.M. Heather's POV September 3rd, 2010
It was 3 days until school started.
I was hanging out in Sarah's basement until Andrew came
Then we were going to 7/11
I went down stairs to Sarah's basement. We were playing Mario Party 8.
"S'up?" Sarah asked when I got down stairs.
"Nothing much. Where the heck is Andrew?" I asked taking a seat on the couch.
She shrugged
"Start the game; I'm not waiting any longer." I put on my wii wrist strap.
Sarah ejects the game from the console and is about to blow on the back until…
"Woah, woah, woah!" I said reaching over and grabbing the game from her hands. "Don't blow Mario." I said
"Why?" Sarah asked
"Cause it destroys the game." I told her
"Whatever Fart Knocker!" Sarah said getting up
"Fart Knocker?" I thought
Sarah headed for the stairs
"I'm gonna get some grindage, what'd you want?" Sarah asked
"Just wait til Andrew gets here. We'll hit Sev's" I said
-Meanwhile. With Andrew-
Andrew was riding his bike down the street.
He stopped at a stop sign,
Then he was pushed off his bike by a girl his age!
She had tan skin, dark brown hair, and brown eyes. Her was straight and went an inch paste her shoulders. She was about Sarah's height. She wore a black tank top, black baggy jeans, black combat boots, black fingerless gloves that stopped at her wrist, silver hoop earrings, and a navy blue bandanna in her hair.
"Nice bike." She said. She had a thick Spanish accent.
"What the hell was that for? And thanks, it's new." Andrew said.
"I ain't complimenting you. Give it to me." The girl demanded
"Dude, no way! I just got it!" Andrew protested.
"Give it to me. Now." The girl demanded.
Andrew sighed and stood up.
"Fine. PSYCH!" He hopped on his bike and rode off.
"What? HEY! Get back here!" The girl screamed as she began to chase Andrew.
2 minutes into this, Andrew crashed into a tree.
Things were starting to look black. He could see, just barely.
The girl walked up to him
"Later Fool! Ha-ha-ha!" She held a pair of shoes in her hands
She walked away as Andrew blacked out. (For about 5 min)
-4:00 P.M. Heather's POV-
Sarah and I were playing the video game
There was a knock at the door.
"Get that. I'm on the phone." I said engrossed in the game
Sarah got up.
"Pause it." Sarah said
She got to the first step.
"You're not on the phone!" Sarah said turning back to me.
"You're already up."
-At the door-
Sarah looked through the peep hole.
It was Andrew
When she opened the door, Andrew was looking away and still knocking on the door. (or in this case, air)
"ANDREW!"Sarah shouted making Andrew jump.
"Some Spanish girl stole my bike and my shoes." Andrew said.
"She took your shoes?" Sarah said surprised.
She glanced down.
His shoes were gone
"Did she take your cash?" Sarah asked
Andrew pulled out his pockets.
"Yeah." Andrew.
"How are we going to get food?" Sarah asked.
They both started walking toward the basement.
"Well, I can trade my Japanese Pikachu to that guy with no ear down by 7/11."Andrew said
"That guy will trade anything for a Pokémon card.' Sarah said
"Yeah, even his ear." Andrew said
"Heather, we're hitting Sev's! Let's Go!" Andrew called down to the basement
-At 7/11-
The only people in the parking lot were Andrew, Sarah, and me.
"Guess ear boy ain't around" I said
I glanced at the bike rack.
"Isn't that your bike?" I asked Andrew. I was pointing at a purple bike.
"Isn't that a girl's bike?" Sarah asked
"Did it come with free tampons?" I asked Andrew
"NO! Yes." Andrew said. I smiled.
"Let's take it back." Sarah said
'NO WAY! That crazy girl's in there!" Andrew said
"Alright lame-o, I'll go in. You stay here and try not to get robbed again." I said
-Inside-
I saw a Spanish looking girl at the Slurpee machine
"Man, this punk carried little cash." I heard the girl in a thick Spanish accent
Yep. This is our girl. I went up to her.
"Hey." I said
"Hi?" the girl said.
"You stole my friend's bike." I got straight to the point
"Which bike?" she asked
"The purple one."
"Fat kid, kinda tall, long hair, looks like a faggot?" She asked
"Yeah. That's him." I told her.
"What about it?"
"Yeah, um, stealing. That's a crime."
"So is strangling you to death, but I'm not afraid to do that either." She said
"I like you." I said
"I like me to. What about it?" She asked
"How about, you buy me and my friends' candy. And I won't tell the cops about this." I suggested.
"I'm broke. But I got a better idea. How about, you put ice in my drink. And you can walk out of here in one piece."
-Outside. 10 seconds later-
I walked up to Andrew.
"I asked for your bike back, she threatened to kill me, and I pretty much peed myself." I said
Andrew frowned
The girl walked out.
She walked up to me and handed me 3 butterfingers.
"I thought you said you were broke." I said
"5 finger discount." She said proudly.
"Oh."
She turned to Andrew
"You can have your bike back." She said
"And the shoes?" Andrew asked
"Don't think so."
She reached into her bag
"Oh, I got you this." She said tossing a bag of tampons to Andrew.
Sarah and I cracked up.
Sarah, Andrew, and I started walking away
I turned around
"She looks so, alone."I thought
I walked up to her
"You wanna chill with us?" I asked her
"With you guys." She said
Andrew yanked me aside
"Are you serious? She has illegal written all over her." Andrew said
"Trust me. With her "5 finger discount" she'll be your best friend in no time." I said
He sighed in defeat
"Fine. But just because Bryan moved." Andrew said
"Do Not. Mention that name" I said
"Fine. Bryan." Andrew took off running
"Should we grab his bike?" Sarah asked
"Nah. Let him come back and get it." I said
"I'm might like you." The girl said
-Sarah's Basement-
The group was sitting around
Andrew and I were playing Mario
Sarah was reading a magazine
The girl's name we found out is Loca La Porta.
She was starring at us in disbelief.
"This is it. This is all you guys do for fun?" Loca asked
"Well, there is another thing." I said slyly
-1 minute later-
(A/N: Ok. If you guys have ever watched That 70's Show, then you guys know what Eric, Kelso, Hyde, and Fez do when their in Eric's basement when there in a circle. If you do not want to see Andrew, Heather, Sarah, and Loca doing the same thing don't read the next section of the chapter. I'll probably do 3 or 4 more of these kind of things in the story. Tops! Just thought I give you guys a fair warning.)
We were all sitting in a circle
Getting High
"Now this is more like it" Loca said
"Did I tell you guys I got a new bike?" Andrew asked
"Dude, no way. Where is it?" I asked
"I don't know." He said
"Dude. Someone totally stole it." Loca said
"Stole what?" Andrew asked
"I dunno." Loca said clueless
"Loca, you should totally live in Sarah's basement." I said
"Wait, what?" Sarah asked
"That's such a good idea! You know until I get enough money to go to L.A. and whatevers. So, yeah. I should do it."Loca said
"Where's my bike?" Andrew asked
"Somebody totally stole it!" Loca said
"Stole what!" Andrew asked
"I dunno!" Loca laughed
(A/N: That's it for know on the high scenes. Like I said. Don't like it. Don't read it.)
-Later-
"Check this out, Drama Brothers new album should be on iTunes next week" Andrew said reading a magazine article. Sarah was sitting next to him reading the exact same article. I was sitting next to him reading a different magazine
"Sweet, you should totally get." I said
"Obviously." He said
Loca was standing in front of the T.V playing Wii.
"Lo, as much as I love starring at your ass for 3 hours, Could Ya Move!"I said
"Hey look, Music Video competition. Winners get $3,000 and there music video gets to be shown on MTV" Sarah said pointing to an article in Andrew's magazine
"3,000! Are you Crazy? Let's do it!" Loca said
"Yeah, let's go for it." Andrew said
We all dropped what we were doing to turn to Loca.
"Loca you stole that video camera right?" Andrew asked
"Hell Yes." Loca said pulling a flip camera out of her pocket
"Loca has a camera."Andrew said
"Hell Yes!" Loca said
"Heather has an ok voice." Andrew said
"Hell Y-, ok?" I asked
"And Sarah's got… nice hair. So we're good." Andrew said
"If we're going to be famous on MTV, then we should change our looks." Loca said. She turned to Andrew. "Like you should cut your hair." She turned to me "And you should get some sun, cause, geez dude." Loca said
"But I love my hair." Andrew said
"Well I'm sure all the boys do to." Loca said
Sarah and I giggled a little
"Seriously. All you do is Snip, Snip and then we can be famous on MTV." Loca said
"Oh Yeah." Andrew made a phone with his hand "Hello, Immigration." Andrew said
Loca punched him
Then, Andrew and Loca started yelling at each other
"Guys." I said
More yelling
"Guys!" I said a little louder
Even more yelling.
"GUYS!" I shouted
"We're not going to win with that attitude." I smiled
Andrew shook his head and went to go grab his guitar
Loca turned on the camera
"Hola Bitches! This is your girl Loca! And here's White Boy, that's Heather, and this is Back Street girl. Say Hi…" Sarah waved "Oh, she's so cute! Alright, play!" She turned the camera on Andrew. He only played the guitar for 5 seconds. "Oh well, he sucks." Loca said
(A/N: I'll post the music video next chapter)
-Midnight-ish-
Sarah yawned
"What time is it?" Sarah asked
"Time to stop kicking your buts at this game!" I said
"Yep." Andrew said getting up and shutting off the wii
I smiled
"I have no comment, but I do have a finger." I said
Loca turned on the old C.D player and 'Ice Ice Baby' by Vanilla Ice was playing.
Andrew walked over and changed the song to 'Shout It Out Loud' by Kiss
"What was that for? Ugh! This is horrible! It makes me want to kill myself!" Loca then shut off the C.D. player.
"Guys, it's getting late. Let's just sleep here." I suggested
Loca joined me and Sarah on the couch.
"Alright, off my bed chica's." Loca said
"Your bed?" Sarah asked
"Yeah, you kinda agreed to let her stay here." I said sheepishly
"When? What are my parents going to say?" Sarah asked
"Uh, I don't know, um, You're hiding illegal immigrants in your basement." Andrew said
"Immigrants? There are more of us." Loca said
"Immigrant." Andrew corrected himself.
"My parents say there are no boys allowed." Sarah said
I raised my eyebrow
"There boys here?" I asked
Loca started looking around the room
"Boys! I don't see any." Loca said
"I hate you all." Andrew said bluntly
-1:00 A.M.-
Andrew, Sarah, and Heather were fast asleep.
Loca was wide awake
She got up and started exploring the house.
When she got to the upstairs bathroom, she started looking through the medicine cabinet.
She pulled out an electric razor.
She had a devious smile on her face.
9:00 A.M. Andrew's POV September 4th, 2010
Man I slept good.
I got up and stumbled to a mirror Sarah keeps in the basement.
I took a look at myself in the mirror…
"Oh Sh*******************************************************************T!" I screamed
My shoulder length, dark brown hair was shaved off.
"What? Where'd you put my underwear?" Heather's awake
I heard Sarah gasp
I turned to Loca.
"You!" I had venom dripping from my words.
"Wait what? What are you…? Yeah, that was totally me." Loca said her voice filled with pride.
"I'm gonna get you back, so hard, you have no idea. May God Have Mercy on Your Soul!" With that I ran out of the room.
10:00 A.M. Heather's POV September 4th, 2010
Sarah, Andrew, and I were sitting on the couch in Sarah's basement
"So, what are you going to do to her? Dye her hair a really gnarly color?" I asked
"Like Hot Pink!" Sarah said
"Or Lime Green!" I said
"Or a really, really light blue!" Sarah said
"Sky Blue?" I offered
"No but… so what color?" Sarah asked
"I'm not dying it. I'm doing something way worse." Andrew said
Loca came down stairs holding a box wrapped in silver wrapping paper.
She walked up to Andrew
"I got you this. Cause you're like my best friend or whatever." Loca said tossing the box to Andrew
"Open it." She said
"No." Andrew said
"J-Just open it!" I said
Andrew shook the box. He evened sniffed it
"OPEN IT!" I shouted
He braced himself. Then opened it
"Wow!" I said
"Sweet!" Sarah said
"You got me an Xbox!" Andrew said.
"Well of course I got you an Xbox white boy. You're like my best friend. Now you don't have to you, you know, get me back or anything."Loca said
"Loca, where'd you get this?" I asked
"I stole it." Loca said proudly.
"Ah."
"Sticky finger I can't help it runs in the family." Loca said
She reached into her pocket.
"I also grabbed the mail." Loca said tossing Sarah a pile of letters
"Our Music Video! It Came Back!" Sarah exclaimed
"Well, did we win?" I asked
Sarah read the results.
"We lost." Sarah said
"What?" I said
"How?" Andrew said
"It was so good." Loca said
"There should be no reason why we lost." I said
"Let's play it." Andrew said
"Guys that might not be such a good idea." Loca said
But I already put the DVD in.
Loca came on screen and started dancing horribly to some rap song.
"This is not our music video "I thought
"I don't see why we lost. You see that move! You see that move!" Loca pointed to the screen
Sarah dived for Loca's throat
"Everyone Stop!"I shouted
"What?" Everyone else said in unison
"My friend Sierra has a blog. I'm sure she would put it up." I said
"Ok" Loca said
"Fine" Andrew and Sarah said
I hope
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