It's finally out! I made it in one whole day! IT'S A NEW RECORD! YAY! Anyways, I was at my first day of school today, AND IT WAS SO CONFUSING! AHHHHHHBLABLABLABLABLABLA!

Tobi: Why is Aaron-senpai making funny noises?

Me: I got so confused at school.

Tobi: Why did Aaron-senpai get confused?

Me: Because the school has so many hallways, and I had to search for my classroom and was almost late to math.

Tobi: Tobi wants to know what 'math' is, Aaron-senpai!

Me: Inner will narrate this while I talk to Tobi.

Inner: That's not fair!

Me: Spending time with Tobi is unfair. You got lucky. Now shut up and read the goddamn chapter. *starts telling Tobi about math and all the school subjects and that kind of shiz*

Inner: *sighs* Whatever. Here's Chapter 20.

Rule 14: Holidays are a MUST.

Aaron's POV

I woke up with a yawn at 10:00. After last night, I had a great sleep, like I was protected by a mysterious force. Immediately after waking up, I went into the kitchen and got some coffee, I drank it down quickly, and placed the cup in the sink. Then I walked into the living room. Everyone was in there

"Good morning everyone!" I said loudly. Everyone turned to face me and were transfixed again.

"What?" I asked them. They again kept staring.

"Seriously, what?" I asked.

"There's something different about you." Rich said.

"What is it?" I asked him.

"You look different."

"What?"

"Your ears seem longer, and your skin's, like, glowing." I blinked.

"Ok, then." I said. I sat down on one of the couches.

"So are we doing anything today?" I asked them.

"No, I think we're all going to relax today." Pein told us.

"Wait, what day is today?"

"Why do you want to know?" Konan asked me.

"Just for the sake of wanting to know." I said.

"Well, today is October 31st." Rich, May, and I's eyes all bugged.

"IT'S HALLOWEEN?" We shouted in unison.

"What the fuck's Halloween?" Hidan asked.

"What is Halloween? WHAT IS HALLOWEEN? Halloween is one of the best holidays EVER!" I shouted.

"Why?" Pein asked.

"When you're a kid, you get to dress up in a creepy costume, go to peoples' houses, and they give you candy! When you're an adult, you can dress up, AND YOU CAN PARTY YOUR FREAKIN' ASS OFF!" Rich said gleefully. Everyone's eyes shone at the word party. If there was one thing the Akatsuki loved more than killing people, it was partying.

"TOBI WANTS TO PARTY!" Tobi said/yelled.

"THEN LET'S PARTY!" I shouted, pumping my fist in the air. Everyone cheered, even Itachi, who's too badass to not cheer at the mention of a party.

"Okay everyone, you're gonna need the most frightening costume you can think of." Kakuzu opened his mouth to say that he wouldn't spend his "precious money", but I interjected (I'm a vast well of knowledge and terms. BOOYAA!).

"Kakuzu, if you don't spend anything, Itachi and I are both going to burn everything you own, and all your money." He smirked.

"You don't even know where I keep it."

"Fifth drawer on your dresser; open it up, and dig through all the clothes. There's a knob which you twist to unlock a secret compartment in your wall. Reach your hand in, tap the third button, and another secret compartment opens up under your bed. Crack open the safe door and it's in a sealing scroll." I said emotionlessly. Everyone but Itachi gawped—A) Because he's badass, and B) He and I found it together—especially Kakuzu.

"You still won't be able to get it before I find a new hiding spot!" He said hopefully. I grinned, reached into my pocket, and pulled out his wallet. It had the words "No Touching!" in gold on it. Kakuzu's jaw broke through the floor.

"How did you—"

"It was easy."

"But how did you—"

"I will never tell." He scowled. Then he broke down.

"My money!" Tobi came over and patted him on the back.

"It's okay Kakuzu-senpai." Tobi said semi-quietly. After a few minutes of silence, I started preparing everyone.

"Everyone, you have a job to do before you can receive your costume." I began.

"Kakuzu, Tobi, and Kisame, go out and buy candy, sake, costumes, and some lighting." I ordered, pointing to the three. Kakuzu scowled and I pulled out my sword. Then I held it over his wallet in a threatening way. He would have gone to an emo corner if I hadn't given him an order. Man, that would've been Youtube gold. Deidara cheered because he didn't have to be with the orange hyperball. I smirked and said,

"You're not out of the woods yet, Deidara. You and Sasori are in charge of decorating the base." He withdrew his cheer.

"If you two fight at all, Sasori, I will burn every single one of your puppets to the ground, and Deidara, I'll lock you in the same room as Tobi for five days, and tell him you want to continually play tea party with him." I added, making Sasori nod and Deidara start shivering.

"Hidan, help them by drawing some pentagrams and satanic shit like that to make the base seem more evil." Hidan let out a loud "Fuck yeah!" I pointed to Zetsu.

"Zetsu, you're also on decoration duty. Get some venus flytraps and some deadly looking plants and place them in here. Make sure they won't eat anyone." I told him. Zetsu nodded, and dug into the ground.

"May and I will pick out costumes for everyone." I said.

"Pein and Konan will help us." Konan looked delighted while Pein shrugged.

"Rich will help with whatever Itachi's doing..."

"And Itachi will...um..." I couldn't think of something for him to do. Itachi looked like he was thinking,

'Please let it be something with tomatoes or pocky.'

"Itachi can slather the walls in tomato sauce to look like blood, and can help keep Sasori and Deidara under control." I said. Itachi just said,

"Hn." But I knew what it meant. He was happy.

"Thank Kami I'm an Uchiha!" I said, voicing my thoughts out loud.

"What'd he say, un?" Deidara asked. I gave Kisame a look that said, "Don't tell them." He nodded.

"I shall never tell! MUAHAHAHAHA!" I said, making lightning flash outside and cackling maniacally. Everyone stared.

"Anyways, once Pein, Konan, May and I decide on the costumes, we will tell Kisame, Tobi, and Kakuzu what they are. Now GO!" I announced. Everyone started scrambling for what they had to do. I told Pein, Konan, and May to follow me. I got on Bob and opened up Google. It was actually nighttime because everyone had taken the daytime to prepare.

"Let's start with Kisame." I said.

"What kind of costume should Kisame wear?" Everyone thought. And kept thinking.

"You know, I'm just randomly saying this, but Halloween always makes me think of this one saying that repeats in my head, in a voice that I can only recognize as my mother's." I said with no pretext.

"What is it?" Konan asked.

Normal POV (You'll see why soon enough)

"It's: 'Light and dark, forever linked. Without light, there can be no shadows, and without darkness, the righteous have no purpose. Their fates are shackled together as one.'" Aaron told them. The full moon was shining in through a window. For just a minute, the moonbeams shone brighter than usual upon him. His body seemed to glow, in a way. Everyone but him could see it, but no one decided to say anything about it.

"Wow, that could make for quite a beautiful piece of poetry." May commented.

"After thinking of that, I would—and still do—hear my mother's voice again, this time saying, 'Remember this, my son. The light will always protect you if you keep it near.' Then I would just focus on other things." He said. Everyone seemed intruiged by what he had said. Then, he let out a large and long yawn.

"Man, *yawn* I'm already tired? We should get through *yawn* at least half the costumes before *yawn* I pass out." He said with another yawn. So they got back to thinking.

"You know, it'd be ironic to see Kisame as a land creature." Pein said thoughtfully. Aaron got an idea.

"I've got just the thing!" He said excitedly. Quickly, he typed in something, He hit enter and billions of pictures popped up. Then he turned the computer towards the other people.

"What's a werewolf?" Pein asked.

Aaron's POV

"A werewolf is like a half-man half-wolf creature. I guess that would mean Kisame's a wereshark then." I explained.

"Can you tell us more?" Konan asked.

"Well, originally in legends and myths, the werewolf started out as a man who had gotten bit by a wolf with some kind of disease. Every night during the full moon, he would change into a hideous beast that couldn't control itself, and would kill thousands of livestock, leaving their animal blood wherever it went." I said in a spooky voice. May looked a little bit frightened.

"Sounds fascinating." Pein said.

"So *yawn*, Kisame's a werewolf. Next is Hidan. I think if he just looked like he did during his rituals, and wore a black cloak, he'd be a perfect Grim Reaper." I suggested.

"What's a Grim Reaper?" Came the question from Konan.

"Well, not a Grim Reaper, the Grim Reaper. You know how Death appeared during that party we had?" I said and asked. They both nodded.

"The Grim Reaper is what Death is. The legend about him is that whenever someone dies, he comes and takes their soul to the underworld." I explained. They both made understanding faces.

"But once you meet the guy, you know some of that's a load of junk." I added. Death suddenly appeared in the corner of the room.

"It is not!" He said.

"It is. Your collection rate has gone way down since people invented bungee cords, safety trampolines, regular trampolines, safety gear, and the seatbelt. They're cheating you." I countered. He crossed his arms and flipped me off.

"Fuck you." And with that, he was gone. I blinked two times.

"So anyways," I began, changing the subject.

"Hidan's Death. Next is Itachi."

"He could be a vampire." May suggested.

"Yeah, I think that'd look cool." I said.

"What's a vampire?" I sighed.

"The literally bloodsucking mortal enemy of the werewolf. Hides in the shadows, then bites their victims' necks, drinking their blood and also turning them into vampires." I quickly said.

"What do they look like?" I typed in vampire and showed the pictures to Konan and Pein.

"Ohh."

"So Itachi's a vampire. Next is Tobi." We all thought. Tobi's too cute like a puppy to be scary.

"You know what'd actually be scary?" I asked them.

"What?"

"Tobi knowing what weed is and dressing up as a giant bag of it." Everyone shivered as if death was hovering over them. I looked up at the ceiling. Death was hanging like those spies who place their hands and feet on the beams of the ceiling.

"GET OUTTA HERE YA CREEPER!" I shouted. Death hissed like a cat and went away in a cloud of smoke.

"So anyways..." We all kept thinking.

"He could just be a lollipop." I suggested. We all shrugged. Tobi would probably try to lick himself all night to see what a lolly tastes like.

"Next is you guys."

"Konan could be an angel, and you could be a zombie." I said while facing Pein. He scowled.

"Oh stop it. I already know about you, Nagato, and I know that's just a dead body scowling at me. It's already a zombie." I said, making a "oh stop it" expression. He stopped scowling.

"So now that's six people, right? *yaaaaaaaawn* Okay, I think I could be a demon samurai, since I have a flaming katana, May could be...um...May, what do you want to be?" I asked.

"I kinda always wanted to be Frankenstein's bride. My mother wouldn't let me because I'd 'scare the other kids to death'." She told me.

"Ok, May is Frankenstein's Bride, and" I was cut off by Pein and Konan.

"Who's 'Frankenstein's Bride'?" They asked. I searched up Frankenstein and showed them the images.

"Frankenstein," I got images of Frankenstein's bride.

"Frankenstein's bride." They nodded.

"Now, that just leaves Zetsu, Kakuzu, Rich, Sasori, and Deidara." I said. Then I let out the biggest yawn ever.

"I'm going to sleep for a bit. Wake me up when everyone's back and ready to change into their costumes." I ordered as I walked out the door. Then I got to my room, fell on my bed, and drifted off into a wonderland of black.

Normal POV

Aaron was drifting off to sleep while May, Konan, and Pein were deciding on all the costumes. Little did he know, a metamorphosis was occurring as he slumbered peacefully.

I'm so tired as well.

Hidan: I WILL SACRIFICE YOU!

Me: WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'M SO GODDAMN TIRED, AND YOU GO ABOUT PREACHING ABOUT YOUR SHITTY GOD, AND TRYING TO FUCKING SACRIFICE ME! SHUT THE HELL UP! *storms off to room*

Hidan: Who shit in his fucking dinner?

Kay'baka-chan: Thank you for hoping that. :)

Whoever can guess where the phrase "VENDETTA!" from the last chapter, and the phrase "Light and dark, forever linked. Without light, there can be no shadows, and without darkness, the righteous have no purpose. Their fates are shackled together as one." came from gets not one, BUT TWO COOKIES! So guess, guess, guess! I'm tired, so see ya!

Until next time,

Ja Ne! *a shower of puppies flies out* Oh great. Who the fuck forgot-...Ya know what? I'll just stick with the puppies. Well, that could draw in some animal abuse charges...I'll have to think.

See ya! *walks out door*