Chapter 15: We Do Stupid Things When We're Drunk

Disclaimer: I do not own glee or pretty little liars

Thank you so much for all the great reviews on the last chapter!

Okay! Here it is! (I almost forgot to post it!) I hope you guys like it.


It was a normal school day. Kurt and Santana walked hand and hand around school- both secretly looking at the real people they wanted. When they came up to Brittany trying to flirt with Blaine- Kurt seemed to be the only one who noticed how uncomfortable Blaine looked.

Quinn Fabrey had reverted back to her normal proud and confident self. No one really knew why but they knew she was once again on top and everyone had to worship her. Even while watching her no one notice the look she exchanged with Sam in the hallway. Not even Mercedes.

Rachel and Finn once again seemed like a happy couple to the world- but that could or could not be completely true. Rachel liked to think it was.

Puck was the only kind of weird one. He seemed unusually happy and not that scary. He had managed to go most of the day without tormenting someone. People were very grateful for this and decided not to ask questions.

Puck, Finn, and Santana were happy because it had been a while since "G" texted them. This was slightly weird to Puck and Santana but they decided to just enjoy it while they could.

And then Glee club came and all of the sudden Santana's happiness had completely gone. She remembered that she had to sing her song to Brittany today. Kurt and Rachel looked at her supportively as she made her way in front of the Glee club. Mr. Schue seemed happy that she was going through with the assignment.

Santana clutched the microphone nervously. She couldn't believe that she had to do this. She looked at Brittany who just smiled back at her. She took a breath and began to sing.

I've made up my mind

I don't need to think it over

If I'm wrong I am right

I don't need to look no further

This ain't lust

I know this is love

Brittany was still just smiling.

My friends say your so into me

And that you need me desperately

She turned to Kurt who kind of went a little pale. She turned back to Brittany.

But I need to hear it straight from you

If you want me to believe it's true

I've been waiting for so long it hurts

I wanna hear you say the words

Please

She saw Brittany's happy expression slowly fade when she sang the last line of the verse.

I need to know if I should give up

Or should I just keep chasing pavements

Even if they lead no where?

I need to hear you say

You need me all the way

Should I leave it there?

Oh if you love me so

Don't let me be the last to know

Santana looked down at her microphone holding it with both hands. She took a deep breath and looked back up at the club.

If I tell the world

I'll never say enough

'Cause it was not said to you

And that's exactly what I need to do

She looked back at Brittany.

I feel it in the way you touch

Santana ran her hand over arm. Then shook her head looking down while she said:

But till you say the words it's not enough

She looked back up.

Should I leave it there?

Come on tell me your in love

She looked at Brittany.

Please

Brittany looked really upset now. Santana felt like she could cry.

I need to know if I should give up

Or should I just keep chasing pavements

Even if they lead no where?

I need to hear you say

You need me all the way

Should I leave it there?

Oh if you love me so

Don't let me be the last to know

I build myself up

And fly around in circles

Wait then as my heart drops

And my back begins to tingle

Finally

Could this be?

She couldn't stand the look on Brittany's face any longer. She looked away from her and made eye contact with Kurt starting to walk up to him forcing herself to grin.

Come on baby

Come on darling

She sat next to him and ran her hand over his shoulder

Oh yeah

She leaned towards him still grinning.

Come on let me be the one

Come on now

She pointed a finger at herself while she sang:

I need to hear you say

If it would be a waste

She stood up and looked at everyone- her eyes finally falling on Brittany.

If I knew my place

Should I leave it there?

Should I give up

Or should I just keep chasing pavements

Even if it leads no where?

She took a breath and faced forward making her way back down to the center of the room.

Don't hold back

Just let it go

She faced the room.

I need to hear you say

You need me all the way

Should I give up?

She paused for a moment looking at Brittany. She shook her head. Santana smiled.

So baby

If you love me

She winked at Kurt then turned to the rest of the club.

Don't!

Let me be the last to no-oh-oh

Everyone applauded for her including Brittany. Santana smiled.


"Are you guys ready for the game?" Rachel asked happily.

"I'm so ready!" Finn said walking into the locker room.

Puck rolled his eyes.

"Break a leg" Rachel told him.

Puck smiled.

"You know that actually could happen. How would you feel if it did?" he teased.

Rachel laughed.

"Good luck," she said and gave him a hug.

Puck smiled. He was going to win this game for her.

"Rachel!" Kurt said running up to her. "Its the first football game!"

"I know!"

"I'm so excited for the game!"

"I see you already are pretty energetic for it," Rachel said laughing.

"Yeah- Coach Sylvester makes us drink red bull before every game," Kurt said jumping.

Santana came running up to him doing a cartwheel.

"LET'S DO THIS HUMMEL!"

And Rachel was now given another reason why she never wanted to join Cherrios.


Tina, Blaine, and Rachel all sat down with each other in the stands. Tina had made a sign that said 'Go Mike!' on it and Rachel was wearing her 'Team Finn' shirt from sophomore year. It was a little tight but she didn't have time to make another one.

The football team came out on the field. Rachel shot up and shouted "GO PUCK AND FINN!" she yelled.

She saw Puck grin at her. She put her hand over her face embarrassed and sat back down.


The Cherrios were all jumping, clapping, and cheering. Kurt looked up into the stands and smiled at Blaine who smiled back. Quinn looked around for Sam- but he wasn't there so she just continued to try to mimic the rest of the squad's enthusiasm.

The football teams both lined up across the field. Finn was passed the ball and threw it across the field to Puck who caught it and scored a touchdown.

Rachel jumped up screaming and clapping her hands. Blaine and Tina gave her a look. They had seriously never seen her like this before.


The game went on, the Cherrios energy began to wear off, and the game went into halftime.

Santana made her way over to the bench fanning herself with her hand. Brittany sat beside her.

"Hey Santana" she said.

"Hey Britts".

"I liked your song today"

"Thanks"

"I-" Brittany started but Coach Sylvester walked up to the Cherrios.

"All right everyone! I need you to be louder than the football team! I need the whole school to hear you! I want them to hear you miles away! I want people from different countries calling this school to tell us to shut up! And guess what! We won't"

Everyone nodded.

"Okay! Stop sitting around! Get up and cheer!"


Halftime ended and the football team walked back out onto the field. Everyone began cheering again. Rachel turned to Tina as the game began.

"Remember when we joined the football team,"

Tina sighed and looked down.

"Yeah- I remember"

Blaine looked at them confused. This Glee club was really interesting.


Finally the football game came to the last few seconds. The other team's score was only a point behind. Everyone was on the edge of their seats watching. Puck took a deep breath looking at the sweating football players in front of him. They were glaring at him waiting to knock him down. He looked up at Rachel. That wasn't going to happen.

"Go!" Finn yelled.

The two football players started at him. Puck ran past them and sprinted across the field. He could feel them catching up with him.

5 seconds.

There were only a few more yards.

4 seconds.

He felt a hand graze his back.

3 seconds.

He pushed himself forward reaching the end of the field.

2 seconds.

He saw the ball flying towards him and the football players making their way to tackle him.

1 second.

He looked at Rachel- took a breath- jumped up, avoiding the two guys diving at him and caught the ball falling down onto the ground. He smiled and stood up punching his fist into the air and holding the ball up. The crowd went wild but all he could see was Rachel screaming her head off for him.

At that moment a bunch of his teammates knocked into him hugging him and patting him on the back. Finn reached him.

"You did awesome dude," he said giving him a one armed hug.

Coach Beiste walked up to them.

"Boys- I think that was the best game you've ever played. Hudson- Puckerman- that was outstanding teamwork!" she said.

Puck and Finn fist pounded each other.


The football team, the cherrios, and Rachel all made their way to the Hudmel house. Rachel was chanting with Kurt and Santana.

"We won we won we won we won!"

"Wooh! Guys! I need a drink," Santana said starting to make her way over to a cooler.

"Wait- Santana! Remember how you said to tell you to never drink again!" Kurt yelled out.

"Whatever" Santana said waving him away.

"Do you wanna just chill out here before everyone gets drunk?" Rachel asked Kurt.

"Yeah- it can't be so bad now"

All of the sudden something hit both of their faces. Rachel and Kurt gasped both looking down at their tops.

They looked up to see Karofsky and Azimio laughing and drinking the remainder of whatever was in their cups.

"Yeah- Kurt I'm sleeping here tonight. I can't go home smelling like alcohol," said Rachel.

"But the stupid girlfriend rule!"

"I'm not your girlfriend"

"You're Finn's"

"Its just a sleepover!"

"Yeah- try telling that to my dad"


Santana walked up to Brittany.

"Hey Britts- what were you trying to say to me at the game?" Santana slurred.

All of the sudden Brittany attacked her mouth with her lips and pushed her into the wall. A bunch of guys cheered.

That was defiantly as much of an answer as Santana needed.


Quinn sat down in the corner drinking a beer.

She knew why Sam wouldn't have gone to the game- but she wished he had. After all this party would be lame without him there. A few football players had tried to make out with her but she decided she didn't want anyone else tonight. She wanted Sam. She put down her empty bottle and picked up another one.

"Lame ass party," she muttered to herself and then took a sip.


Rachel walked down to the refreshment table. She saw Finn drinking from a beer bottle. She sped up towards the table and hit him on the shoulder.

"Damn it Finn! You told me you'd stay sober!"

"Huh?"

Rachel just rolled her eyes and took the bottle from him.

"Come on Rachel!" he whined.

"No more Finn!" she yelled.

He crossed his arms. She poured herself some sprite. She coughed.

"Stupid bubbles" she thought.


Kurt noticed that people were beginning to go crazy. He saw the guys on the football team looking at him and saying things to each other. They began making their way over to him. He quickly walked up the stairs.

"Not so fast Hummel!" Karofsky yelled. He grabbed Kurt's leg forcing him to fall down onto the steps. Kurt winced at the pain. Karofsky threw a punch at him but Kurt ducked. Karofsky's fist skimmed Kurt's hair completely ruining it. Kurt stood up fists clenched.

"You know what Karofsky! I'm sick of you! You just go around making my life hell for no reason! Its stupid! Just leave me alone!" He screamed.

Karofsky just laughed and went for another punch. Kurt sidestepped- avoiding the punch. He was furious. Before he knew what he was doing he clenched his fist and swung at Karofsky.

Karofsky screamed.

"Oh shit," Kurt said.

Kurt ran up the stairs. Karofsky came pounding after him.

"I'm going to kick your ass Hummel!" he yelled.

He almost grabbed Kurt but Kurt quickly made his way into his room locking the door behind him.

"Screw you Hummel!"


Rachel was on her fifth glass of sprite. The room was spinning.

"Best sprite ever!" she said to herself taking another sip.

Puck stumbled over to her.

"Hey Rach- whatcha doing?"

"Nothing," said Rachel.

"Here- I- I need to tell you something," Puck said taking her hand.

Rachel laughed.

"Okay!"

They both made their way upstairs and walked into a room shutting the door behind them.

"What do you need to tell me?"

Puck looked at her smiling.

"I'm gonna sing it"

"I love singing"

"Me too!"

Puck started swaying. Rachel laughed. Puck pointed at Rachel and began singing.

When everything is wrong I'll come talk to you

You make things alright when I'm feeling blue

Rachel clapped her hands along. Puck got on his knees and held her hands.

You are such a blessing

And I won't be messing

Then he jumped up.

With the one thing that brings light to all my

Daaaaaaaarrknessss

He held her hands and began jumping up and down with her.

You're my best friend!

And I love you!

And I love you!

Yes I dooo-ooh

Rachel started laughing. Puck jumped up on the bed and pointed at her again.

There is no other one who can take your place

Puck put his hand on Rachel's cheek and sang to her

I feel happy inside when I see your face

Rachel put her hand on his cheek and he picked her up by her waist and put her in front of him on the bed.

I hope you believe me

'Cause I speak sincerely

And I mean it when I tell you that I neeeeeeeeed you!

The two of them started jumping on the bed and Rachel sang along with him.

You're my best friend!

And I love you

And I love you!

Yes I dooo-oohh

Puck mimicked playing the guitar while Rachel laughed. They feel onto the bed next to each other. Puck ran his hand through Rachel's hair and sang:

I'm here right beside you

I will never leave you

And I feel the pain you feel

When you start crying

He started ignoring the upbeat tone of the song and started singing softly.

You're my best friend

And I love you

And I love you

Yes I do

You're my best friend

And I love you

And I love you

Yes I do

Yes I do

Yes I do

All of the sudden Rachel's face become more serious and she put her hand on the back of his head and pulled him towards her. She pushed her lips into his and then pulled away staring into his eyes. Puck looked at her for a moment, shocked. Then he pulled her closer to him and the two of them began kissing. Rachel's hands grabbed his jersey and pulled it over his head then she sat up.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

She grabbed the bottom of her 'Team Finn' shirt.

"I hate this top"


Quinn was in a corner giggling and taking out her phone. She dialed Eduardo's number- Frannie had put it there.

"Hey Quinn-"

"Hi Eddy I- want- I needed to tell you something" she slurred.

"Wha-"

"I think your an asshole and everything and you suck!"

"What do you mean I suck"

"You suck in bed!" Quinn laughed. "You suck you suck you suck!"

"Are you drunk"

"What! No! No way! Never! Hey! I meant to ask you! Did you get me drunk on our date Mr. Hero?"

"What... no"

"Liar!" Quinn screamed. Then she laughed. "Peace out".

She hung up the phone cracking up. Then she dialed Sam's number. It went to voicemail.

"Hey! Its Quinn! Just wanted to say hi! And that your completely awesome and I love your trouty mouth. I love your unnaturally blonde hair and the way you kind of look like Justin Bieber. But trust me your way cuter. I miss you so- so much. Finn was an idiot. And idiot! I was an idiot! I wish I didn't do what I did but you know- that's no excuse. I just want you to know I'm so so so sorry. So sorry. Like sorry times infinity. Like- more than that. I can't wait for icecream! Yay! Gotta go bye!"

Quinn hung up the phone and leaned back into the wall.

She heard a beeping noise but when she looked at her phone everything was way to blurry.

"Stupid 'G'! Leave me the hell alone!" she yelled at her phone.

There was another beeping sound.

"Yeah yeah- just threaten me some more okay okay"

Another beeping sound.

"Give it up man! Just give it up"

Another beeping sound.

"I can't even see what your writing so whatevs!"

Then her phone rang. She picked it up.

"Whaaattt?" she asked annoyed.

Suddenly a robotic deep voice came on the other end.

"Eduardo's on his way there"

Quinn froze. Suddenly the line went dead.


Santana propped her head against the wall of the bathroom. She looked at Brittany, who had passed out a few minutes ago, sleeping on the floor. Santana smiled. She couldn't believe after everything she finally got her. She really didn't care at all about "G" anymore. Everything was good now that she had Brittany.

Everything was perfect.

Her phone beeped. She just rolled her eyes and kept it in her pocket. The last thing she wanted was "G" ruining the greatest night of her life.


Kurt took a deep breath and slowly opened the door.

It wouldn't be right for him to just leave Rachel out there with nowhere to go. Plus he needed to talk to Finn about getting Karofsky the hell out of there.

He looked around. No one was around. He shrugged.

Kurt made his way to Finn's room- he was probably just hiding out there with Rachel. He knocked on the door. There was no response. He opened the door. Suddenly his eyes bulged.

"What the fuck!" he screamed out.

He immediately slammed the door shut and put his hand over his mouth.

"What's wrong Hummel? Walk in on someone?" Karofsky asked.

Kurt went even paler.

"Aww- look he must've seen a chick and freaked out" Karofsky said to Azimio.

Kurt felt like he could cry. All these things he had been dreading were all happening at one time.

"Hey Hummel- you see this bruise on my face. I'm not to happy about that," Karofsky said pointing to his bruised cheek.

He picked Kurt up and slammed him into the wall.

"You don't mess with me Hummel"

"Hey!" a voice screamed out.

Karofsky turned around and dropped Kurt onto the floor. Santana walked over to him. She punched Karofsky in the face. There were tears running down her face. Kurt had only ever seen her this type of drunk at Rachel's party. The only other time was when she tried to attack him.

"You- you just don't mess with Hummel. He's really cool okay?" she sobbed.

Azimio and Karofsky looked at each other.

"OKAY" Santana screamed.

They both nodded.

"Just- just- go away"

They slowly walked away. Kurt stood up.

"Thanks Santana," he said.

"They're just so mean Kurt- they just are,"

Kurt patted her shoulder.

"I know Santana"

"You look like you saw a ghost"

"Oh- no- no"

Kurt wished he had seen a ghost. Instead he had seen more of Rachel than he had ever wanted to see- in Finn's bed- losing her v card to Noah Puckerman.

"I just- Santana- I have to throw up," Kurt said running to the bathroom.

"Don't throw up on Britts!" Santana cried running after him.


Quinn saw Eduardo make his way through the door. She tried to get up but she was way to dizzy. His eyes found her. Her heart was pounding. He picked her up in his arms.

"What are you doing" Quinn slurred.

Eduardo ignored her and said, "I finally get to see you in your cheerleading outfit. Awesome"

He started to carry her upstairs.

"You should lay down Quinn. Who would know what would happen to you if you just sat there defenseless all night"

He laid her down on a bed. Quinn looked around the room. It was the Hudmel's spare bedroom. He sat down beside her running his fingers through her hair.

"What are you doing?" she asked again.

He kissed the back of her neck.

"You shouldn't hate on me Quinn"

He started to run his hand up her leg.

"Stop," she managed to say.

Before Eduardo could say anything else Santana walked into the room starting to say how they couldn't be in here- when she saw Quinn. Eduardo stopped looking at Santana.

"You have a boyfriend Fabrey"

Before Quinn could say no Eduardo said, "I wouldn't exactly call me her boyfriend".

"Who are you? Your not on the football team. I would know because I slept with all the guys on the team,"

Quinn could sense Eduardo's face lighting up.

"I'm on the football team," he said.

"You are?" Santana asked.

"I'm new at school"

"Shame- I have a-" then Santana cracked up. "Oh no- I have a boyfriend and a girlfriend"

Quinn knew Eduardo was drooling over her ever word.

"Get me out of here!" she screamed.

Santana and Eduardo both looked at her. She used whatever strength she had left to pick herself up and stumble over to Santana.

"Don't trust him. He's a douchebag!" she said. Santana helped her up. "Get me away from him. Please"

"She's just drunk. She's really confused right now. It happens all the time," said Eduardo.

"Shut up!" she yelled.

Then she ran out of the room and ran down the stairs when she tripped stumbling down them.

"Quinn?" someone said.

She looked up it was Sam.

"Are you okay?"

"Fine" she said getting up.

"I got your message"

Quinn felt her eyes watering.

"Can you just- can you just drive me home?"


AH! Drama! Now you see why I wanted to surprise you guys.

So the puck/rachel thing is going to be kind of on the negative and positive side. I don't want to give away anything though.

Also Karofsky is not going to be letting this go.

Anyways. Spoilers for next chapter! YAY!

Everyone has their morning after experience. A lot of people skip school. And there will be an Amy Winehouse medley.

There will be some Quinn/Santana friendship

Kurt is once again traumatized (aye... :( sorry Kurt)

Santana will have some drama

There will be some Klaine

That's all I can give away.

Also next weeks episode looks really sad :( I have a feeling its going to be amazing and I'm going to cry for Kurt and Rachel (hopefully their friendship will be mended)