I made a quick change into my swim trunks feeling the heat taking over me yet again and ordered a large cheese and pepperoni pizza for both Edward and me to share.

"Is Alice coming over?" I asked as I reached the kitchen.

"No, she said she fine and doesn't want to get in the way of us, bonding." Edward voiced somewhat amused, noticing my yellow smiley face swim trunks.

"What? It's hot." I stressed, trying to ignore his stares heading over to the fridge for some warm water.

Yuck!

"What? What's so funny?" I asked Edward noticing him trying to hide his snickers.

"You get on my case about wearing cartoon boxers and you're wearing a smiley face on your crotch."

"My mom bought these swim trunks for me okay. It's not like I picked them out. I don't wear them all the time. In fact, I never wear them. I just thought I would be decent and put them on for your sake but if you want I could easily go naked." I explained, tugging on my waistband to tease Edward.

His eyes went big and cheeks flushed.

I smirked seeing the effect I had on him with just my words.

Ding dong!

"Yo, Edward can you get that for me. I will get the plates and some drinks for us."

"Okay." He said a little wary taking the money from me and heading over to the front door.

I watched around the corner as Edward opened the door and was met with a young pizza delivery guy around our age.

"Hey, how's it going? Your total is $12.99."

"H...hi, here." Edward said, timidly handing the money over.

I decided to make my presence known.

"Yo, babe, whose at the door?"

Before Edward could speak much less know what I was up to, I wrapped my arms around his midsection and kissed his neck.

He gasped and froze up, holding the hot pizza in his hands.

I looked up to see the pizza guy, Derek, as his nametag read, look at us shocked and uncomfortable.

"Yo, what's up?" I said, not letting go of Edward's waist.

"Hey, here's your change." The guy replied handing me a couple dollars back.

"You're kind of cute. What do you think babe, do we have room for one more?" I teased Edward.

"Yeah, umm, I, I, I have to go." The delivery guy stuttered, frightened, practically running to his car and speeding away.

I broke my hold with Edward and sank down to knee level cracking up laughing to the point of almost tears.

"Oh, that was good."

Edward slowly turned around to face me, his face was unreadable.

"Why did you do that?"

"Oh Edward, lighten up, it was a joke. It was supposed to be funny."

"Funny?" You calling my babe is supposed to be funny?"

"Edward, do you ever laugh?"

"Of course I laugh, when something's funny."

"Forget it. Let's eat."

"Is it wrong to say instead of finding it funny I felt woozy?"

"Woozy?"

"When you called me babe, it made me… I don't know. I think… I think I liked it… a lot."

A smile spread to my face and grabbed the front of Edward's boxers pulling him along with the pizza still in his hold.

"Come on, let's go have some pizza out back in the cold night air, babe."

Note: Sorry for the wait all. Writer's block is a bitch but I'm working through it.