Chapter 19- The Perfect Rachel Berry Screws up

Disclaimer- I do not own Glee or Pretty Little Liars

You do not know how sorry I am! Its been months since my last update. I am so so sorry. I've been having so much stress lately and I had to really concentrate on raising my grades for school and everything and I haven't had time to work on this and I completely forgot about it. Don't hate me.

So here's the new chapter. Its pretty long. Hopefully it makes up for the really long wait.

Its not as light as the other chapters but it has a lot of puckleberry in it. There's even a quam part and even some Sue (I hope I wrote her okay).

Well... I hope this chapter is okay. Once again i am really extremely sorry about the ridiculously long wait.

Santana wrapped her arms around Kurt like a teddy bear. They were asleep in her bed. Her parents were out and Kurt was kind of scared to be sleeping in his house. Finn had gone to Puck's house. Santana felt like she had been losing Kurt's friendship lately. Even though the meet the parents had been a success she felt he was still feeling awkward about their sleepover. She convinced him that she would completely stay away from alcohol tonight though. He was kind of nice to have a sleepover with since his skin was all soft and stuff, he was really cuddly. Santana snuggled into him a little bit more when she heard him mutter something under his breath.

Lane- Lane

She looked at him confused. He was asleep. Who was Lane or what was it? What was he even talking about?

So hot

She looked at him.

"Do you want me to turn on the fan Hummel?"

No

Was she really talking to him while he was sleeping?

"Kurt- are you- having- a dream?" she said.

She had unfortunately dealt with a few guys who made sleeping very difficult in the past.

I wuv you

"Okay- you are so weird"

No you are

"Can you shut up? I want to sleep"

Don't sleep

"Kurt- if your going to do this then your going to have to sleep somewhere else"

There was silence. Santana shook him.

"Santana! Why'd you have to wake me up! I was having a good dream!"

"I could tell"

Kurt turned pink.

"What?"

"You were talking to me"

"Oh..." Kurt said. "What was I saying"

"I have no clue"

Kurt started to open his mouth.

"Okay Hummel. This conversation could get a lot more awkward than it needs to be. You weren't doing anything okay?"

"Oh- good"

"Can I go to sleep now?"

"Yeah- why wouldn't you be able to?"

"You told me not to"

"Just go to sleep"

"Oh- okay. Well- I'll see you in two hours"

"Really Hummel? Its seriously four in the morning!"

Kurt nodded.

"Was I talking that long?" Kurt asked.

He wasn't but Santana said he was. In truth she was kind of unable to sleep because of the "G" thing- plus she kept on thinking about Brittany.

"Well no point in sleeping now," Santana said. She got out of bed. "Do you want to take a shower? We don't get any hot water in the morning anyway"

She grinned at him. He threw a pillow at her.

"Shut up! I do not need a shower!"

Santana just laughed at him.

Finn woke up and walked downstairs to find Rachel sleeping on Puck's couch.

"Rachel?" he asked.

She woke up.

"What?"

"When did you get here?"

"Oh- like around twelve"

Finn looked at her for a moment.

"What happened?"

"Nothing happened. I just didn't want to be alone last night and I didn't have Santana's number- and Kurt wasn't picking up his phone so I came here"

"Aww- why didn't you wake me up?"

"Are you serious? I have been warned not to"

Finn grinned at her. Rachel weakly grinned back.

Quinn walked through the hallway upset again. She felt like yet again she was such a disappointment. The look on Rachel's face last night- wasn't good. Quinn hoped Rachel had continued the weirdo act while she was there. Still... if Eduardo had done anything to her wouldn't she have been really upset at Quinn? And wouldn't Puck have looked like he just got out of a fight with someone?

And on top of everything Rachel now knew about how she liked Sam and there was a great possibility that she could figure out that something happened between her and Eduardo. Quinn felt like an idiot for bringing Rachel.

But... Eduardo did seem to be acting kind of weird. Like the way he immediately went to reach for her arm and he had this really cocky expression on his face. And he didn't actually have anything to tell her. Quinn shook her head. It was better not to assume things like that. It didn't happen and she would make sure it never would.

All of the sudden she smacked into someone and fell to the floor.

"Shit! Sorry!" someone said.

A mess of papers fluttered down and then Quinn saw him. It was Sam.

"Its my fault," she said quickly grabbing her fallen papers and books.

The two of them stood up. Sam started to open his mouth to say something but Quinn rushed off. She had had enough awkwardness for the week thank you very much. But she kind of did want to turn around. Why was this becoming such a recurring issue?

Kurt and Santana were walking down the hallway holding hands. Kurt hadn't spoken to Santana since their conversation that morning.

"Come on Hummel. Man up. I know you didn't actually-"

"Santana- can we just drop it- please!"

Santana tried not to laugh. Coach Sylvester walked up to them.

"Porcelain!"

"Yes coach"

"I was wondering if you've been- following your requirements as co-captain"

Kurt turned pale.

"Ye-yeah. Of course" he said.

"Come to my office after school. Tell Q to do the same. Also- tell her to stop sulking. Its like watching the different changing personalities of PMS one by one every day. It makes me sick"

"Okay Coach"

"Now get to class!"

She walked past him. Santana looked at Kurt.

"You're co-captain?"

Kurt sighed and nodded.

"Great- now I have to compete with my boyfriend"

"Actually she said- and I quote 'unless sandbags can invent a time machine- which due to her lack of knowledge due to her-" Kurt started.

"I don't need the quote Hummel"

"Okay- well she said unless you could undo the boob job your permanently on the bottom of the pyramid"

Santana scowled.

"Well as long as she's saying that she's on top of my list. She can replace Berry who- oh my God Hummel. Am I friends with Berry?"

Kurt nodded.

"What the hell is going on here!"

Kurt looked around to make sure no one was looking.

Rachel looked in her locker mirror. Today was the day of her callback audition. It all depended on this.

"Rachel?" someone said passing by. She turned to the side closing her locker. There was Puck.

"Oh hi" she said.

"Are- um you okay?" Puck asked.

Rachel nodded.

Even though they had had their talk in the elevator- it didn't help. They were talking now and everything- but it was still weird. Rachel couldn't stop thinking about that night. All of those memories came rushing through her mind when she saw him.

"I have my- I have my audition today" she said.

"Are you nervous?"

"Yeah"

"I'm sure your going to do awesome"

Rachel smiled. She suddenly felt very warm inside when he said that.

"Thanks," she said.

Then Mike came over to them.

"Hey Puck come on. Coach wants us there early. We have a game tomorrow" he said.

"Okay" Puck said.

He smiled at her and walked away with Mike. Rachel watched him leaving smiling. It was good to have someone like Puck in her life.

Kurt sat next to Quinn in Coach Sylvester's office.

"Do you know why I called you two in here?" Sue asked menacingly.

The two shook their heads.

"You two have failed to bring down glee club. Another week has gone by that I've had to watch that pathetic little group skip around the school singing about acceptance and equality. It makes me sick"

Both Quinn and Kurt were silent.

"What we need is something that can crush the glee club collectively. I have explained to both of you that you need to bring down Rachel Berry. Without her your group is nothing. And then you need to quit porcelain"

"What?" Kurt asked shocked.

"I need you to quit glee club"

"But- I like glee club. I love glee club"

"Well stop loving it"

"Please. Coach Sylvester. I really want to-"

Sue leaned over the desk.

"Fine Porcelain. If that club means so much to you I better see some destruction in it or else you have to leave"

Kurt turned pale.

"Now tell me- what has William Schuester have planned?"

"We're doing a fundraiser in two weeks" Kurt blurted out.

Sue leaned back into her chair.

"No you won't" she said.

Kurt looked at Quinn.

"We are going to bring this fundraiser down"

"But-" Kurt started. Then his phone beeped.

"Porcelain" Sue said holding out her hand.

Kurt nervously took his phone out of his pocket and handed it over to her hoping that it wasn't a text from "G".

Sue looked down at the phone and looked up.

"Thank you Porcelain"

"Wha-what?" Kurt asked confused.

"I now know exactly how to get Rachel Berry out of that Glee Club"

Kurt's heart started beating. Sue handed him back his phone. He looked down at it.

Psst- Kurt. If your looking for a way to get rid of Rachel tell Sue that she's at auditions for a movie. A movie she has to be payed for. And that's against show choir rules. See- I'm not all evil- well actually- yeah I am

G

Rachel looked confidently in the mirror. She had just done her audition. And she felt...

She wasn't sure. It wasn't her best performances. She had no clue why though. It had been really hard to concentrate. Maybe it was all this "G" stuff that was bringing her down.

But the casting director had seemed pretty happy with her performance. Everything was going to be fine. And then the list went up.

The casting list. Her first casting list for a movie. She felt her heart beat with excitement as she walked closer to it. She took a deep breath and looked down the list. Then she looked up the list. Then she read it again and again. She stared at it confused.

"Um- excuse me" she said to the casting director who was passing by. "Where is my name?"

"If its not up there you didn't make it" he said with a shrug and then walked away.

Rachel felt her face turn hot. This couldn't be happening.

And then something even worse happen. Her phone beeped. She picked it up. But instead of it being a text from "G" it was a text from Mr. Schu.

Come to the choir room. We need to talk to you

Rachel slowly walked into the choir room. Her fellow glee clubers were all sitting down in a circle in the room looking at her.

"What's going on?" she asked.

"Sit down" Mr. Schu said pointing to an empty chair between him and Kurt.

Rachel looked at Kurt hoping for some kind of answer but he just looked down.

"We have been told by someone that you are participating in an amateur performance that you will be payed for. Is this true?"

Rachel went pale.

"No- not at all"

She looked across the circle at Puck. Did he tell? How could he? She trusted him!

"Actually yes it is. I checked" Mr. Schu said.

Rachel felt a burning feeling in her chest she always felt when she was caught in a lie.

"How could you put our team at such a risk?" Mercedes asked.

"Do you not remember the mattress thing last year?" Artie asked.

"Its not-" Rachel started.

"Rachel- you are so dedicated to this group and everything. And we need you. I am having a really hard time understanding why you of everyone would do this?" Mr. Schu said.

"I'm sorry!" Rachel said.

"Rachel. Why didn't you tell me about this?" Finn asked.

"I knew you guys would be mad at me!"

"So you knew the consequences of this?" Mercedes asked.

"I-" Rachel started.

"Rachel this was a really bad idea. What if someone found out and we wouldn't have you at sectionals" Finn said.

"Oh Finn! Oh! Here we go with the insults again" Rachel said standing up.

Finn stood up too.

"What are you talking about!"

"Do you not remember when you had to go to the club to complain that I was dating Jesse? Do you not remember blaming me for Mr. Schu leaving even though Quinn and Santana told me to say it! Do you not remember Run Joey Run! Huh! And you couldn't-"

"Rachel stop!" Finn yelled.

Rachel narrowed her eyes at him.

"You know what! If you guys are just going to yell at me and tell me that I'm such a horrible person then I'm going to leave!" Rachel started to storm out of the room but stopped. "Oh and I didn't get the part- I hope that makes you all happy". Then she left.

Puck stood up.

"Guys! Seriously! What's wrong with you!"

"She brought it on herself" Finn said.

Puck looked at him shaking his head.

"Dude! Your her boyfriend! Fucking act like it!"

"Puck! Language!" Mr. Schu yelled.

"Shut the fuck up Mr. Schu! This is your fault too! Do you guys not get it! She made a mistake! We don't always have to make her feel like crap when she does! She's really sensitive about this kind of stuff! Now I don't know which one of you slipped the secret but whoever it is is an idiot! You guys should feel lucky if she comes back to help win all of your competitions"

Then he stormed out of the room trying to find Rachel. He heard sniffling sounds coming from the bathroom. He opened the door and found her crying in a corner.

"Hey Rachel..." he said quietly.

"Get out of here Noah! I trusted you!" Rachel screamed.

Puck looked at her sadly.

"Rachel. I swear to you that I didn't tell. I would never do that"

Rachel looked at him.

"Why not? Everyone else hates me"

Puck sat down beside her.

"That's not true. They just got a little freaked out but they meant no harm"

Rachel hugged her knees closer to her chest.

"What about Finn? And Mr. Schue. And Artie and Mercedes"

"Okay- I don't really know why Mercedes did that because you guys are friends but Artie can just say stuff sometimes without realizing it. But he'll regret it later. And Mr. Schue is just an idiot. I mean, he's a teacher and he can't even get a hold on his own life. If it wasn't for you that club would've broken apart a long time ago"

Rachel's face lighted up a little bit.

"You think?"

Puck nodded. Rachel frowned again.

"Wait... but Finn. What about him?"

Puck looked at her. He wanted so badly to tell her that Finn was a dumbass douche who didn't know how to respect his girlfriends and couldn't control his anger or hormones... but he couldn't. That wasn't what Rachel wanted to here. No matter how much she needed to.

"Same as Artie"

'Especially the regretting it later part' he thought.

Rachel didn't say anything for a while. She just looked into Puck's eyes thinking.

"Should I go back?" she asked.

"Its up to you. You should wait for them to apologize to you but I personally want you back"

Rachel smiled again.

"Thanks Noah. You always have the best advice"

Ah! I just edited this and then forgot to save it but I wanted to get it up so sorry for the grammatical errors.

I hope you liked this chapter. Next chapter is going to get very juicy.

And they're going to start finding clues and stuff pretty soon. This story is going to probably be very very long ;) so they won't be finding "g" for a while. I hope you guys can forgive me for the lack of updating.

I'm going to make sure to try to really focus on doing this now.