HERE IS THE NEXT CHAPTER! YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY THOUGHT I WOULD KILL OFF THE MAIN CHARACTER? WHY THE HELL WOULD I? You're all just weird. Anyways, enjoy chap—

Evil Tobi: I'm baaack~.

Me: AHHHH! FUCK! *Throws holy water which smashes on evil tobi's face*

ET(XD): *hisses* DAMN YOU TO HELL, ILLYON! I SHALL USE YOUR MEAT AS FEED FOR MY PETS! *melts into shadows*

Me: …Fuck-o. Enjoy chapter 28!

Rule 22: Use what'cha got.

Normal POV

Aaron dropped out of the ball of light and onto the hardened clouds. Kami came running towards him.

"Aaron! Thank me you're here!" She said.

"What's up? He asked her.

"I've been rallying the strongest people here, but they seem to worry too much. Can you knock some sense into them?" Kami asked the elf. He grinned.

"How?"

"I don't know! Just make sure they know what to do." She told him. He nodded, and his grin grew larger.

"I know exactly what to do." Aaron said. Then he made a henge so his elf ears looked normal.

"I'll be back, and only the strongest will be with me." Aaron told her. He then disappeared in a flash of light, reappearing in front of the (now) startled shinobi. Every past Kage was there, and there were also some famous shinobi.

"Listen up maggots!" Aaron shouted, making everyone focus their attention on him.

"I may look like a regular shinobi to you, but..." He let his henge fall.

"I'm also an elf. That being said, I have superior speed than most humans. But there's another secret beyond that." He let the glowing suns appear on his skin.

"I'm the Sun." He continued, letting the shinobi gawk at him.

"Now Kami has told me that you all are worrying about 'Oh no, we're just spirits. Blah blah-blah blah-blah.' Bullshit. If you all want to be pussies and let world get destroyed, fine by me. But if you want to help save it, then you will listen." Aaron said, surprising all of them at how he didn't use any terms of respect.

"I need only the strongest of all of you to come with me. Normally, anyone would say that the Kage are a must. I'm not Anybody. So I have a test. You are all going to take me on. 300 on one." He continued. There were about 300 shinobi there in total. They all gasped.

"Are you sure that's safe?" The Third asked him.

"If I wasn't sure..." He teleported in front of the Third and kicked him right in that painful spot, making the geezer collapse to the ground in pain.

"Would I do that?" He asked with a fake innocent smile. The Third got back up and sort of scowled. Aaron teleported back to where he had been.

"Now the rules are simple. You come at me as though you're taking the bell test; with the intent to kill. If you get a hit on me, you stop and go stand over there." Aaron continued, pointing to a spot off to the side.

"If I get a hit on you, you need to stop and go over there." He also said, pointing to a spot opposite of the other.

"How will we know if you hit us? What if another shinobi hits us to wipe out the competition?" A shinobi piped up.

"That's a very good question. Come up here for a second." Aaron ordered. The shinobi walked up. It appeared that the shinobi who had asked was Haku.

"So you're Haku, right?" Aaron asked him. Haku nodded.

"I'm friends with Naruto. I assume Zabuza's with you?" Aaron asked. Haku nodded again.

"Can Zabuza Momochi come up here?" Aaron called out. Zabuza walked out from the middle of the crowd.

"Zabuza Momochi, it's an honor to meet one of the Seven Swordsmen." Aaron said, bowing to Zabuza. Zabuza bowed back.

"Say Zabuza is me, and Haku is himself. If Zabuza and Haku are fighting, and Zabuza lands a hit on Haku, Haku will know..." Aaron grew a flaming claw.

"Because of this. He will feel a burning sensation where he was hit." Aaron explained, tapping Haku's shoulder lightly. The clothing Haku was wearing grew red at the shoulder, and the boy held a hand there.

"Sorry about that. You guys can go back now." Aaron apologized, making his fiery claw go away along with the burn on Haku's shoulder. When they had finished walking, Aaron continued.

"Now, the moment I am done speaking, you may attack me. Hell, you can attack me right now! You may use any jutsu you have. I'm not going to hold you back, seeing as how the end of the world is happening below us. You may begin whenever you're ready." As he spoke, nobody moved. Then when he was done, he turned around. Suddenly, a shinobi jumped out, racing towards him. Right as the shinobi neared him, Aaron thrust his fist into the man's gut, leaving a burn as he flew away.

"That's one down." He said. The next thing he knew, 150 shinobi were bounding at him. He grinned as they flew at lightning speed.

"Finally! NOW I can have some fun!" Aaron announced. The first person to reach him was the Fourth. Minato began engaging in lightning speed hand to hand combat with the elf. Aaron kept dodging, all the while striking an opponent on occasion. Finally, someone nearly punched him, and he had to turn around. At that moment, Minato punched him on the back, making him jerk.

"Minato's in." He announced.

Earth

They had all started the battle. Right at the beginning, Cryptus fired a breath of darkness at them. They all jumped out of the way at the right time. Then a few of them jumped towards the ultimate dragon, aiming for his heart. He smacked them all away, letting them crash into the ground. Then Cryptus saw Kyuubi.

"AH, COME HERE TO BE MY QUEEN?" Cryptus asked smugly.

"I WOULD RATHER LET THE DEVIL RAPE ME!" She spat. Cryptus growled.

"I WOULD HAVE ACCEPTED A POLITE NO, BUT NOW I HAVE TO DESTROY YOU. SUCH A SHAME TO KILL A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN." He told her with a sigh. She snarled and began to gather chakra near her mouth. Then she raised her head and lowered it, blasting a Tailed Beast Ball at the dragon. He raised his head and blew dark fire, which collided with the beam. The entire battlefield erupted in fire and chakra. When it cleared, Kakashi jumped back towards the dragon. Cryptus kept swiping at him, but the Jounin jumped around from hand to hand. Kakashi landed on top of his head, making Cryptus try to shake him off. He pulled down his headband and looked Cryptus in the eye. That just made the Doom Dragon laugh.

"YOUR PUNY DOJUTSU CANNOT AFFECT ME!" Cryptus shouted. Kakashi then made a Raikiri and stabbed Cryptus' eye, making the dragon howl in pain.

"YOUR BLOOD SHALL STAIN THE SOIL ON WHICH I COVER IN DARKNESS!" He screamed.

Heaven

Aaron turned back around. The same person as before tried to punch him again, and he flipped in the air. Then he held his hand downward, making his fiery claws grow bigger. His hand slammed down on the shoulder of the Sandaime Kazekage, sending a burning pain throughout the man.

"That's two." Aaron said. Three shinobi started attacking at the same time. Aaron kept moving his upper body, twisting and moving about to dodge their blows. Then he sent his leg out, making the three shinobi fly backwards.

"Five down." Aaron said with a grin. Then he felt a sharp pain in his back. He turned around to see Haku with some senbon made of ice floating in the air.

"Naruto's gonna be happy to see you." Aaron told Haku. The boy nodded with a smile and went to go stand with Minato. Then a sword cleaved part of his shoulder. Aaron didn't wince, though; because the part healed immediately He turned around and saw Zabuza holding his sword.

"Naruto will also be happy to see you." Aaron told him. Zabuza smiled. Without his mask, he looked much better.

Earth

Cryptus knocked Kakashi off his face and roared.

"YOUR PUNY REBELLION ENDS NOW! THE WORLD IS MINE!"

Heaven

The next thing Aaron felt was a punch to his side. He turned to see the Sandaime grinning.

"You're in." Aaron told him. The Sandaime nodded and walked off. Suddenly, the elf heard the distinct sound of someone yelling. He turned around to see Kami running towards him.

"Aaron!" She shouted.

"What is it?"

"Cryptus is about to get your friends! We need to do it quickly!" She told him. He nodded. Then he turned to the shinobi.

"As it turns out, we're going to need to speed things up. Just a second..." Aaron told them, and then grabbed his sword.

"Choose the right men." He ordered. The sword flew out of his grasp and began swiping certain men on the shoulder.

"You may notice my sword is slashing you. If it slashes you, you will receive my mark, stating that I am picking you for battle. Those who already got a hit on me are where you will go if you receive my mark." Aaron told the shinobi. They all saluted and he ran off with Kami. They arrived at her house.

"So it's time?" He asked. She nodded. They ran into Kami's house and went to the same secret room where Aaron had received the Hisōzōsha. Kami pressed her hand softly on the wall and a room opened up. There, floating above a pedestal, was the Orb of Glory.

"The only thing able to beat the power of Doom..." Kami said. Aaron nodded at her. Then he walked up to it and held his hands to his sides. His hands had a ball of light appear in each, and his eyes glowed. The orb floated from where it was to in front of him. It remained floating in the air. Aaron then drew a ritualistic symbol underneath him, and a pillar of light surrounded him. It slowly disappeared, and when it did, Aaron stood there with a pair of angel wing tattoos on his chest and his eyes still glowing.

"Let's go."

Earth

"PREPARE FOR THE LIGHT TO DIE, AND GIVE RISE TO THE DARKNESS!"

OH NUUUUS! WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT? AHHHHHHHHHHHH! Just kidding. Man, school's a bitch in heels with a control freak attitude. Enjoy what the story has so far. Man I hope Evil Tobi doesn't come back.

ET: I'M BAAA-

Me: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!

*ET hisses and runs away*

Me: *mumbles* Demonic retard…trying to scare away my readers…gonna have Kami-chan kick his ass…*notices you* You're still here? I HAVE PLANNING TO DO! GIT!

Until next time,

Ja Ne! *disappears in a shower of lava* FUCK YEAH!