DISCLAIMERS! The first lab rat...er...guest is Zetsu!
Zetsu: You're alive?
What do you think if I'm standing right here, talking to you?
Zetsu: You're a mirage created by my psychopathic brain to help me hang on to the last microscopic bit of sanity left in me until after many years of hallucinations, and then I finally snap and have to be put down?
Wrong. *punches him* Now do you believe I'm alive?
Zetsu: *nods while rubbing his cheek*
Good. NOW DO THE DISCLAIMERS!
Zetsu: Why should we?
*grins evilly* Because I have your mother. *holds up cornstalk*
Zetsu: That's not our mother!
Oh, yeah. *holds up venus flytrap*
Zetsu: Mother! You evil bastard!
I said DO THE FUCKIN' DISCLAIMERS!
Zetsu: *sigh* Fine. Jinsokuna does not own Naruto, Naruto Shippuden, or any characters from those two. But he does own Aaron, May, and Rich. Now can we go?
Yes. NOW GIT 'FORE I GET MY WHIPPIN' STICK!
Zetsu: *runs for his life*
That never fails. *wipes a tear from eye* Enjoy chapter 29!
Rule 23: Have a backup for the backup.
Normal POV
Cryptus had his head reared back, ready to end their existence. As he lowered his head, a cry rang out.
"SHINRA TENSEI!" An invisible shockwave blew Cryptus back as the nine Akatsuki landed down on the earth.
"What are you all doing here?" Tsunade asked.
"We've come to help in Aaron's name. He sacrificed for us, so we will for him." Pein told her. Tsunade was about to tell them that Aaron was alive, but she figured they could figure it out on their own.
"SO, MORE PUNY HUMANS HAVE JOINED THE RESISTANCE...NO MATTER; YOU WILL ALL SOON BE GONE!" Cryptus said. He slashed his black claw at the ground, churning up the tough earth. Everyone jumped out of the reach of the giant monster's appendage. He spent the next few minutes slashing at them, trying to turn their bodies into nothing but steak through a meat grinder. He failed though, and grew extremely annoyed.
"YOU ARE NOTHING! NOTHING BUT INSECTS! INSECTS WHICH I WILL CRUSH LIKE THE VERMIN THEY ARE!" Cryptus roared in anger. He raised his maw, and began gathering a dark, dense ball at the entrance of his jaw. Then he lowered his head, and blasted a laser large enough to swallow them whole. The shinobi cringed, ready to accept death, but they didn't feel the heat and pain of the energy. Instead they felt a warm, comforting feeling all around them. Above them was a shield of light, being kept up by none other than Aaron, who was there with the shinobi from heaven.
"JIJI!" Naruto cried out. He ran to hug his favorite Hokage. The Third ruffled the blond's hair.
"It's good to see you, Naruto-kun." He said. Aaron turned his head to Naruto.
"Zabuza and Haku are here as well." Aaron told him with a smile. The hyperactive 14-year old went wide-eyed at the mention of them.
"YOU'RE FUCKING ALIVE?" Hidan asked bewilderedly.
"As alive as you can get motherfucker." Aaron said with a grin. Then he focused on Cryptus.
"SO, YOU ARE ALIVE. I EXPECTED NOTHING LESS FROM MY GREATEST RIVAL." Cryptus said.
"It's good that you have better standards than me dying that easily." Aaron replied with a smile.
"He's your rival?" Anko asked. Aaron stopped holding up the shield and faced them.
"Back when Illyon was still around, he and Cryptus had been old friends and rivals, much like Sasuke and Naruto. They had both been apprentices to the most powerful gods; the sun and the moon. Illyon and Cryptus both were trying to become the next sun and moon. Unfortunately, only Illyon succeeded, which drove him sort of crazy. So Cryptus made some kind of deal with a cloaked old man, and sold his soul to him. He gained great power, but chose to use it for evil. He slew the moon and took his power for himself. Now he's corrupt." Aaron explained.
"THE STRANGER PROVIDED ME WITH ALL THE POWER I NEEDED! IT FEELS GOOD!" Cryptus said. Aaron looked at his friends again.
"It's epic battle time." He announced. At that moment, Cryptus let out a torrent of black flames at the reincarnated god. He jumped in the air, and performed and axe kick, sending a wave of light at the flames. The two forces collided for a minute or two, and then exploded in a flash of light. He then flew towards the dragon, with Cryptus slashing and biting at him, but never being able to. Aaron began floating in mid-air while sending wave after wave of energy at Cryptus, never relenting. Then he flew back to the ground with his friends. He held his hands out beside him, and put his left foot behind. Two balls of light appeared in his palms. Then he made a swiping motion with each. Two humongous blades of light shot out at the dragon. He simply roared, and they burst apart. Aaron smirked.
"I love fighting to the death." He commented. Cryptus laughed heartily.
"IS THIS THE BEST YOU CAN DO, MY OLD FRIEND? THE MIGHTY SUN GOD CAN ONLY SEND OUT PUNY WAVES? AHAHAHAHAHA!" Aaron's smirk grew fangs.
"Oh trust me, you ain't seen nothin' yet." He told the Doom Dragon.
BUM BUM BUM! OH I'M SO EVIL! Yeah, school does that to ya when it's a bitch in heels. Well actually, I'm normally insane, and therefore evil is a part of the package, so...whatever... Anyways, the next chapter will come out soon.
P.S: I just figured out that in two days, it will be the one-month anniversary of the start of "All the Birds of Akatsuki"! YAYZERS! *confetti flies out* HAPPY UN-BIRTHDAY! WOOHOO! So anyways, I'll see you all when I get back from Sheila. Sheila's what I named my bitch of a school. I HATE YOU SHEILA! BURN, BURN, YOU RELIC OF CONVENTION! I am still living in Steve, the bipolar dimension, though. My sister and I were coming back on a road trip, and I thought it would be fun to think of a name for the dimension we're in. My sister gets semi-high when she's tired, and this was at night, so she got this weird obsession with an imaginary dog named Blitzkrieg (WTF?), and kept saying, "Blitzkrieg, attack!" in a loopy German voice (XD). So I kept thinking of that movie, "Over the Hedge" (which I loved), and thought that we should name our dimension Steve, in honor of the hedge the animals name Steve. But she wanted it to be called Blitzkrieg. So we came to terms and made him bipolar. His regular self is Steve, and his other personality is Blitzkrieg. So now I keep referencing Steve, the bipolar Caucasian dimension. *dramatic echo* He has a condo and collects rare dart fruit.
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Anyways, Chapter 30 will come out soon!
Until next time,
Ja Ne! *a shower of cotton candy flies out*
~Jinso