Omake 1:

Aaron stood apart from another trainer on the battlefield of the Silver League Conference, holding a pokéball ready.

"Go Blastoise!" The other trainer shouted. The trainer had brown spiky hair and green eyes. He was wearing a light purple long-sleeve tee, blue jeans, and yellow boots. The trainer threw his pokéball into the air, and a giant blue turtle landed on the ground. The turtle stood on two legs, and had two cannons peeking out of its shell. Aaron smirked.

"Charizard, I choose you!" Aaron shouted. He threw his pokéball into the air, and an orange dragon with a flame at the tip of its tail landed on the ground. It roared, and flames flew from its mouth.

"Looks like it's all come to this, eh, Illyon?" The other trainer asked.

"I think it has, Cryptus." Aaron said back with a grin.

End of Omake 1

Did you like my FIRST EVER OMAKE? HELL YEAH, YOU DID! Finally, it's Chapter Thirty! Death to—Wait, I almost spilled it! THANK KAMI-CHAN I DIDN'T!

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DISCLAIMERS! YAY! Kisame, you're up!

Kisame: Why me?

Because I said so, and I'm the author. I can rain kitteny terror upon your fisheh life. *menacingly glares*

Kisame: No. *folds arms*

I know how to use a frying pan, fish stick.

Kisame: I'M NOT A FUCKING FISH STICK!

Then I guess I'm having shark fin soup for dinner.

Kisame: You wouldn't.

Fucking. Try. Me, Fish Stick. *makes a fireball in hand*

Kisame: Dammit. *sighs* Fine. *turns to you* Jinso does not own Naruto, Naruto Shippuden, The Akatsuki, Naruto, his friends, Anko, or any Naruto characters at all, but he does own Aaron, May, Rich, Cryptus, the stranger, and Evil Tobi. Speaking of which, where is that demonic bastard?

Evil Tobi: Right here, Kisame-kuuun~. :)

Kisame: AHHHH! GET THE FUCK AWAY, DEMONIC SHIT! *throws a cross*

Evil Tobi: *hisses* WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH YOU PEOPLE? I JUST WANTED SOME PENTAGRAM SUGAR!

Oh. I'll get some from Hidan. *walks off*

Evil Tobi: So, do you come here often, Kisame-kuuuun~?

Kisame: JINSO! GET BACK HERE! HE'S TRYING TO RAPE ME!

*zooms back in* Why are you trying to rape him?

Evil Tobi: I wasn't! I just asked if he came to this disclaimer room often! I like to learn interesting tidbits about people.

Oh. *slaps Kisame* If you shout rape again without it actually being that, or Orochimaru, I'll turn you into a tasty snack, fish stick.

Kisame: *nods frantically*

Good. Enjoy Chapter 30!

Sadly, this Chapter has no rule, but don't worry, I SHALL POST TWO RULES IN THE NEXT! YOSH! AND IF I CANNOT DO THAT, I SHALL TYPE UNTIL MY FINGERS BLEED ENOUGH FOR ME TO DIE! Whoa...I just had a Gai moment...WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Normal POV

"OH REALLY? I HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING YET, HM? WELL THEN, SHOW ME. SHOW ME WHAT YOU HAVE TO OFFER!" Cryptus yelled. Aaron grinned.

"Alright, but it might be too much." He warned.

"TOO MUCH? HA! THERE IS NOTHING THIS FORM CANNOT HANDLE!" Cryptus said with a laugh.

"Don't say I didn't warn you." Aaron told him. He stood in a meditating stance. Aaron started floating up in the air.

"Keep him busy." The elf ordered. Then he turned his head to Drelgo, who had come along.

"Drelgo, you and your men need to use 'it'." Aaron told them. Drelgo and the other elves nodded. Floating orbs came out of Aaron and went into the other people. A shield of light formed around each.

"You have the sun's protection." Aaron said calmly. Then he went into battle mode.

"DRELGO! ELVES! NOW!" He shouted. All the elves spoke in unison.

"ANCIENT RITUAL: SHINING LIGHT FROM ABOVE!" They yelled, slamming their palms into the ground. Elegant and strange symbols carved themselves into the ground below Aaron, formed by a blue light. They made the symbol of Illyon, which looked quite strange, but fascinated you at the same time.

"NOW, HOLD HIM OFF!" Aaron shouted/ordered. The shinobi moved quickly to restart the battle. Many of them yelled out, but one of many cries was this author's favorite:

"LET'S GO, YOU MOTHER-FUCKIN' GODLESS DIPSHITS, AND KICK SOME DARK, PUNK-SHIT ASS! MOTHER FUCK YEAH!"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! I'M FUCKIN' HILARIOUS! Yeah, sooo I will try to get the next chapter out soon! I have extra time this weekend. Do you know why? BECAUSE OF MOTHER-FUCKIN' LABOR DAY! An extra day off school means extra typing! YAY! So review unless you want a boulder to fall from the sky after you just ran into a rock formation's side, crushing you in a cartoon-like fashion, except your innards will spill out, and I will be there to drink them hungrily, and laugh, laugh maniacally as you scream for mercy and death! MUAHAHAHAAHAHA! Yeah, I know, I'm scary. It's part of the fuckin' package, people. REVIEW! I say fuck too much. Oh well. It's yet another part of the package. AGAIN, FUCKIN' REVIEW! My favorite word starts with f, and ends with uck. That's right, the word is fuck! LIVE WITH IT, BITCHES!

Until next time,

Ja Ne! *disappears in a flash of light* A BADASS WAY, BITCHES!