DISCLAAAAIMEERS! Pein, it's your turn.

Pein: Why do I have to?

PWEEEASE?

Pein: No.

PWEEEEEEASE?

Pein: No.

PWEEEEEEEEEEEEASE? *uses the dreaded puppy dog eyes*

Pein: *gets unnerved* Uh...Uh...May-Maybe...

I'll get Tobiii~.

Pein: No.

Fine. *runs off to get Tobi*

Tobi: What does Aaron-senpai want?

Leader-sama killed apple-chan.

Tobi:...

Pein: Tobi...You're being awfully quiet...

Tobi:...You..killed..Apple-chan...

That, and he won't do the nice disclaimers. Disclaimer-san did nothing to him! So what do you propose we do?

Tobi: Make him suffer...

Pein: WHAT?

You heard him. YOU MUST SUFFER!

Tobi: *goes right up to Pein and whispers in his ear* You will wish you had never done a thing to Apple-chan or Disclaimer-san, because I will terrorize you for the rest of your life, and finally, when you crack under the pressure of running from me, I will be there to drink up your blood and seminal fluids while you burn and wither like a flower under a magnifying glass.

Pein: *pisses his pants*

HA! I see a puddle on the floor! I wonder who it belongs to. Tobi, go put up flyers!

Tobi: Okay, Aaron-senpai! *turns to Pein* Remember what Tobi said... *runs off*

Pein: I...I'm not going to slee-sleep tonight...*shivers*

Just do the disclaimers, and I'll get you some sleep pills.

Pein: O-Okay. *Turns to you* Jinso does not own any of the Naruto characters, the series, or anything previously mentioned except Aaron, May, Rich, Cryptus, the Stranger, the elves, Evil Tobi, Apple-chan *shivers*, and Disclaimer-san. Please get me the pills now.

Sure thing. While Pein takes some pills because Tobi went into "Badass Mode", please enjoy Chapter 31.

Rule 24: TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!

Rule 25: We're here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and we're all out of bubblegum.

Normal POV

The shinobi were charging towards Cryptus. Behind Aaron, you could see something forming from its lowest part up. Cryptus began to take notice, and said,

"SO, YOU WISH TO DO IT THAT WAY? NO MATTER, I CAN CRUSH ANY PUNY THING YOU SEND AT ME!" Tobi suddenly hopped up on Cryptus' head.

"TOBI WON'T LET YOU HURT AARON-SENPAI BECAUSE TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!" Tobi yelled. He began slamming his fists into Cryptus' maw. The Doom Dragon kept trying to shake him off, but the hyperactive masked man held on with an iron grip. This gave the other shinobi time to perform more attacks. Everyone jumped as fast as they could towards the titan. Suddenly, a large beam of light shot up into the sky.

"The first stage is complete." Aaron announced. Behind him was one third of something's body.

"SO YOU DO PLAN TO GO ALL-OUT. SO BE IT." Cryptus said. Then he roared.

"YOUR GRAVE SHALL MARK THE START OF MY REIGN!" The dragon shouted. He then blew dark fire down upon the battlefield, hoping to make the shinobi turn to dust. But they were shielded by the light Aaron had given them, so they remained unscathed. They all jumped back into action, kicking and punching, clawing and slashing, techniquing and jutsuing. (words I made up) They still couldn't get to the darkness dragon that stood before them.

"HA! YOUR PUNY ATTACKS CAN DO NOTHING AGAINST THE ULTIMATE BEING!" Cryptus shouted with a laugh. They all were starting to lose morale. Maybe they wouldn't be able to stall him enough. Maybe they couldn't win. Maybe they'd all die. What if Cryptus actually won? Aaron could sense them starting to get depressed.

"YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BE A BUNCH OF PUSSIES, YOU HEAR ME?" He shouted. They all looked at him surprised.

"SO WHAT IF HE CAN BLOCK ALL YOUR ATTACKS? THERE'S ONE THING HE CAN'T BLOCK!" He told them.

"AND THAT'S YOUR UNBREAKABLE SPIRIT! YOU WERE ALL BORN TO HELP SAVE THE WORLD!" He continued, making each of them start to think positive.

"NOW, WE CAME HERE TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM, AND WE'RE ALL OUT OF BUBBLEGUM! SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?" He asked them.

"KICK ASS!" They all shouted.

"THAT'S RIGHT! WE'RE GONNA KICK ASS!"

"And we're gonna be proud of it!" Kisame yelled out.

"DAMN STRAIGHT, WE'RE GONNA BE PROUD!" Aaron told them. They all cheered.

"NOW LET'S WIN ONE FOR THE WORLD!" He finished, letting them all cheer to the sky.

"SO YOU ALL STILL THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME, THE GREATEST BEING IN THE UNIVERSE? HA! THAT IS THE MOST FOOLISH THING I HAVE EVER HEARD!" Cryptus said.

"We don't think we can beat you..." Aaron began.

"OH RLY?" Cryptus asked him.

"We know we can beat you." The elf finished.

"AND WHY MIGHT THAT BE?" The dragon questioned.

"The second stage is complete." Aaron told him with a smirk. Behind Aaron stood what looked like two thirds of a person. Cryptus looked surprised.

"I AM TRULY SURPRISED. NO ONE HAS EVER MADE IT TO THE SECOND STAGE BEFORE." The dragon told him.

"That's because I hadn't done it." He said.

"THEN THIS WILL BE MOST INTERESTING..."

BUM BUM BUM, YET AGAIN, YA MOFO'S! I'm just plain fucking evil. TODAY CELEBRATES THE ONE-MONTH ANNIVERSARY OF THE BIRTH OF ALL THE BIRDS OF AKATSUKI! YAY! Break out the gin! Boburrito, stop humping that cactus! FIESTA! ARRRRIBA! This is actually perfect because since it's the end of my first week of school, I'm going to the Melting Pot! HELL YEAH! So I can celebrate my first week of surviving Sheila, AND I can celebrate the one-month anniversary of my fanfic! HOORAY! I'll see you all soon!

Until next time,

Ja Ne! *disappears in a shower of cake mix*