Sorry For not updating in awhile! But I'm making up for it by updating now!
This chapter made me laughs.
3:00 PM Heather's POV October 1, 2010
Loca, Andrew, Sierra, Cody, Damian, Ivy, and I were in my room preparing for our first ever Question and Answer video.
"Where's Sarah?" Andrew asked
"Calm down lover boy, Sarah had a sore throat, she won't be coming." Loca said
"Now remember, Sierra is gonna film you guys, I'm gonna upload it to her blog, Gillz you're gonna randomly pick questions and you and Loca and Andrew are gonna answer them with an honest opinion. Any Questions?" Cody asked
"Yes. Why are Ivy and Damian here?" Loca asked
"Were bored and seeking wacky entertainment." Damian said
"And we don't know a group of people more wacky than our older sister and her friends." Ivy said
"We'll take that as a compliment." I said grabbing my laptop and taking a seat beside Loca at my bed. Andrew sat in a bean-bag chair near my bed.
"Ok… 3… 2… 1… Action!" Sierra said
"Hey Guys. Some people sent us questions, so we're gonna answer them." Loca said
"Ok, here's one." I said pointing to a question on screen.
"How can I be cool like you guys? You make it seem so easy." Loca read
"Anonymous, NC" Loca and I read off in unison.
"Ok, so how do we answer this…?"Loca asked
"Oh! I know how to answer." Andrew said
"Ok… so, you're not allowed to answer." I said.
"No, just listen. The only thing you need to be cool is a laugh sorta along the lines of-"Andrew cleared his throat. "NYAH-HA-HA-HA!"Andrew laughed like a mad men.
"No! You know what you need to be cool? You need-"Loca started
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEED."I said
"Weed?" Loca asked
"No. Never do weed kids! Weed es… um… malo? Si! Weed es malo! Right?" I turned to Loca.
Over the past week, she had been giving me Spanish lessons. I wanted to at least try and understand half of the things she said.
"All I need to do is teach you how to say weed in Spanish." Loca said
"I'll bet $20 right now, and say that was your first word." Andrew cracked
Loca was fuming while Andrew looked pretty happy with that burn he just gave Loca.
The rest of us were laughing our heads off.
"Back to the question. This is what you need to do to be cool: Change your freaking name! I mean, your name is Anonymous!"Loca started another one of her famous rants.
"Loca."I said
"Who the f*ck names there kid Anonymous?"Loca ranted
"Loca!"I said a bit louder.
"How do you go through life with a name like Anonymous?" Loca ranted
"LOCA!"I shouted
"WHAT!"Loca shouted back.
"Anonymous means: they don't want you to know who they are." I explained as Andrew nodded in agreement.
"Well of course they don't want me to know who they are, because there name is Anonymous!" Loca said as me and Andrew deadpanned.
"Ok, next question." I said before Loca could start her rant.
"Hey Heather, oh cool one for me, I'm having the same problem you're having with that boy Bryan…I met this guy Jeff awhile ago and he gave me his number… but every time I try and call it… he doesn't answer! Is his phone broken? Libby, TX" I read.
"Alright, Libby from Texas-"Loca started
"Sh-Shut Up! It's my question!" I said
Loca shrugged and motioned for me to go on.
"Yeah, his phone is not broken."I said
"Yeah, you're an idiot girl. He doesn't want you." Loca said
"When a guy wants something to happen-"I starting to get annoyed with Loca interrupting me.
"And what's with the question; "Is his phone broken?" How would she be able to know if his phone is broken?" Andrew interrupted me. That tears it!
"SHUT! UP!"I shouted. They both did. "You both are just so not cool."I said
They both looked guilty
"Anyway, his phone is not broken. He just does not want to make anything of your so called "relationship" quote, quote." I said
"You're probably ugly as shit!" Loca said
I slapped her on the back of the head
"Keep looking, Libby." I said
"Next question" Andrew said
"Heather, oh hey another one for me, I'm having skating issues-"I started
"Yeah, this one's for you!" Loca laughed. I rolled my eyes and smiled.
"Every time I go to grind the rail, I slip and wind up t-bagging the rail. What am I doing wrong? Are my friend's right? They say I need a skateboard." I glanced up.
Sierra, Cody, Ivy, and Damian were trying to hold back the laughter. Andrew, Loca, and I were trying to do the same.
"Um… ok… JERRY DUMBASS!"I tried to sound as angry as possible. I don't think it worked. "Hell Yeah you need a skateboard!" Everyone in the room burst out laughing.
"Quit t-bagging the rail Jackass!" Loca laughed
"Ok… next question." I said in-between laughs.
"What do you guys want to be when you grow up? I always wanted to be an Ice Cream man! Matt, WA" Loca read.
"Listen Matt, the last 5 ice cream men I knew had a crush on me and asked me for my number whenever I asked for a chocolate ice cream cone. Don't become an Ice Cream Man!" Andrew said
"I was with him when one of them asked him out! It was last summer and it was so hot, me and Andrew went to go get some Ice Cream and so I asked, and received a cherry popsicle and then Andrew asked for a chocolate ice cream cone and the guy says "How about your number, hot guy?" I swear practically exploded and Andrew's face turned into a tomato of embarrassment!" I laughed. Andrew glared at me. "So, I want to be a pop star!" I said
"I want to be… no. Next question!" Loca said
"Wait, what do you want to be when you're older?" I asked
"I'll tell you later." Loca said. I shrugged.
"I'm such a big fan of your guy's videos-"Andrew started.
"Good Job, Dumbass!"Loca said.
"I was just wondering, what do you think the world will be like in 2012? I think it will be pretty lame. Hannah, NJ."Andrew read off.
"Why do I feel like Hannah will be the lamest name ever, so we're not even gonna answer this question." I said in my creepiest voice. (A/N: I apologize to all the Hannah's in the world!)
Sierra rolled her eyes.
"Loca, why do you want to go to L.A so badly?"I read.
"Alright, so-"Loca started
"Ricardo."I said playfully in my best Spanish accent.
Loca perked up and checked to see where he's from.
New York. Luckily I didn't say the state out loud.
"Hey! Hit me up homeboy! You're right here. So, you see Ricardo, I will be famous in L.A for no apparent reason. Andrew, read you sonuvabitch!"Loca said happily
"Ignoring that last part. Andrew, is it hard for you and Cody being the only guys in the crew? What are some of the daily things you guys have to go through? Jessica, MA" Andrew read.
This should be good.
"1. is the torture, 2. Is the whip, and 3. Is the strangling" Andrew started
"Huh?" I asked
"What?" Loca asked
"Unbelievable." Sierra said
Cody was chuckling.
"So, I'm not in the crew." Damian said
"No, you're not a guy." Ivy said sarcastically. Damian glared at her,
"Just kidding. Loca rags on me 24/7. Gillz, Sierra, Cody, Ivy, and Damian… 24/7. Sarah-"Andrew explained
"I rag on you 24/7? What am I a butt rag?"Loca asked
"Oh well, S-Sarah he doesn't mind being around." I said in a flirty voice just so I could bug him.
"Yeah he wants to get up in that." Loca said
"Next Question!" Andrew blushed.
"Hey um… I have this problem. There was this girl I really liked, she was like my best friend, and well… one day her dad payed me $50,000 to move across the country. So I did. Was that right? Patrick, CA" Loca read
"Alright listen, Patrick, CA-"Loca started
"I'm sorry. Just… what?"I asked appalled
Andrew, Loca, and I re-read the question.
"One day her dad payed me $50,000 to move across the country. So I did. Was that right?"Loca read out loud.
"No!" Loca said
"Not at all!" I said
"If you liked her, and her dad wanted you gone, just say no. And be with her." Andrew said
"Hey look, a new question. Hey Heather, did you and Andrew ever date? Mike, Canada." I read
"Well Mike-"Before Loca could finish, I clamped my hand over her mouth.
"The world doesn't have to know!" I shouted
"Gillz, they'll find out somehow." Andrew said. I sighed in defeat.
"Me and Andrew never dated. But, we almost kissed one night and kissed the next night." I said
"Gillz and I are never gonna date. I admit, she's pretty attractive, smart, athletic, funny, and she's the only girl I know who's brave enough to walk up to a professional wrestler and kick him in the balls. But my heart belongs to another girl."Andrew said
"Alright Gillz! Vagina Punch!" Loca said proudly.
"He was looking at me funny! And it's not like I hurt him too much." I said
"After he tried to punch you for doing that to him, you knocked him out with just a beach ball." Andrew said. I smiled at the memory.
Loca started to sniffle a bit.
"Lo, what's wrong?" I asked. She hugged me
"I've never been more proud of someone in my life!" Loca said happily.
"Well, see-ya everybody!" Andrew said
Sierra shut off the camera.
"We were never informed of this kiss." Ivy said as Damian nodded in agreement.
We all looked at each other.
3:05 PM Alejandro's POV October 1, 2010
Courtney, Tyler, Lindsay, Duncan, Gwen, Jose, and I just finished watching the Q&A video.
"That was… interesting." I said
"Who the hell skateboards without a skateboard?" Jose asked no one in particular.
I always laugh when I read this chapter!