CHAPTER 39, BABIES! DISCLAIMERS! DO THE DISCLAIMERS, KAKUZU!
Kakuzu: Ok, ok, JEEZ!
...
...Well?
Kakuzu: Well what?
Are you going to do them?
Kakuzu: No.
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
Kakuzu: Because I'm not getting paid.
I'll tell Tobi you took away his Pixi Stix, which you did.
Kakuzu: Go ahead. I won't do them.
Tobi!
Tobi: Yes, Jinso-senpai?
Kakuzu took your Pixi Stix and burned them to a fine crisp.
Tobi:...YOU WILL PAY!
Kakuzu: Wha?
Tobi: *whispers something long in Kakuzu's ear*
Kakuzu: *pales* Alright, I-I'll do them. Jinso does not own Naruto, Naruto Shippuden, or any characters affiliated with them. He d-does own the three main characters, Endor, Cryptus, Bracxious, the elves, Illyon, Cragos, and HGOPAMLB. *pees his pants*
Thank you Tobi!
Tobi: Jinso-senpai is welcome! *skips off*
Kakuzu:...*shiver*
Here's the chapter!
Rule 33: ART IS A BANG! (don't question it)
Normal POV
"YOU CANNOT WIN! YOUR FATE IS INEVITABLE!" Bracxious shouted at him.
"That's the same thing Neji Hyuga said before the fight he lost against Naruto." Aaron retorted with a smirk. Bracxious roared.
"WE SHALL SEE!" He said. Aaron's avatar charged at him once more, churning up soil like butter. Aaron then returned to the cliff where he had stood before.
"WITH THIS TOOL, I AM THE PERFECT CREATION; THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR! NOTHING WILL STAND IN MY PATH!"
"10 BUCKS SAYS YOU AREN'T!" Aaron shouted.
This just enraged Bracxious more, and he let loose a mighty and loud roar, much like the sound a t-rex would make.
"THIS TOOL I AM USING IS NOTHING MORE THAN A TOY; A MERE OBJECT! IT HAS NO VALUE! I ONLY NEED IT SO I CAN KILL YOU!" He yelled back. That was all it took for Aaron to snap.
"I'LL KILL YOU, YOU MOTHERF***ING SON OF A GODD*** BITCH!" Aaron screamed. Aaron's hands balled so much that his knuckles turned as white as snow. He dropped his fists to his sides in one rapid movement. The next thing to come from the elf's throat was a loud cry of power. Sparks fluttered around him. They grew and grew, until he was a living spark plug. Then they burst into a magnificent golden aura, making the earth beneath him tremble and compress. He floated into the air even more so. Then, all hell broke loose in his sense of reason. He screamed beyond the point where a human's voice would have been lost. Gold light erupted from his aura, and began striking every point on Bracxious' body. The dragon was blown back by the tempest of attacks that ravaged him. But even with all of those blows, he wasn't killed yet. No, he couldn't be killed that easily. He was the epitome of darkness itself.
"I..." Bracxious began, heavily panting.
"I AM STILL ALIVE. YOU ARE STRONG, MY SON, BUT YOU ARE NOT STRONG ENOUGH." Then he laughed.
"HAVE YOU ANY LAST WORDS BEFORE YOU GIVE UP?" Aaron lowered his head, covering the smirk he had.
"Yes..." Aaron began. Then he lifted his head.
"The seal is complete. You may have ruined my life, but now yours is all over. Do you know why?" He asked his father.
"WHY MAY THAT BE, HMM?"
"Because..." Aaron slammed his fists together.
"ART IS A BANG!" His voice rang out all over the world. A column of fire and light erupted from the seal, shining even all the way through heaven.
"NO! IT CAN'T BE!" Bracxious wailed. He slowly sunk down into the seal, slipping into the depths of Hell which lay below.
"You will suffer in the depths of Hell for all you have done, and you will tortured mercilessly and endlessly. NOW, YOU DIE!" Aaron told him.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" When his cry ended, the column of light began to waver.
Heaven
Cryptus began to fade on and off.
"It's time?" Kami asked. He nodded.
"I'm glad he gave me a second chance." Cryptus told her.
"He is a forgiving person." She commented.
"When I come back here, I'll be known as Hansuke (helpful friend)." Kami nodded and smiled.
"I think you two are gonna have fun times together." She said. Cryptus gave a wave and disappeared.
"Mankind, the strangest creatures to ever exist..." Kami said with a sigh.
Earth
When the column disappeared, Cryptus was laying on the ground like a mummy, except his arms were by his sides. He sat up and blinked, adjusting to the light as the dark clouds dispersed and gave way to the break of dawn.
"Hey Cryptus." Aaron said happily.
"I'm not Cryptus anymore. I no longer want to entomb the world in darkness. I want to help it. Call me Hansuke." He told him. Aaron helped him up and patted him on the back.
"We're a strange bunch, aren't we?" He asked.
"Yes, yes we are." The two were silent, but then laughed as if nothing had ever happened.
"I missed you a lot." Aaron told him.
"Likewise. It was getting boring pranking the same Kage every day." Hansuke said. They both laughed again.
"We should be getting to Konoha. The villagers might hate you, but that's because most of them are cock-sucking, stereotypical assholes who need to go fucking die in a hole." Aaron said to Hansuke. When daylight had shone through again, Aaron's friends had come to see what would happen. They were shocked to see Cryptus there.
"Is-Is he still evil?" May asked, pointing a trembling finger at Hansuke. He flashed her a smirk.
"Only if you want me to be." He said. He and Aaron burst into laughter.
"He's just joking." Aaron told them, wiping a tear from his eye.
"I might or I might not be. You never know~" Hansuke retorted.
"I think that ship has sailed, my friend." Aaron said back. They both started laughing again. After about a minute, they both calmed down.
"We need to go to Konoha." Aaron told everyone. Anko got happy and hugged him.
"Let's go." She said. All five of them waved goodbye to the Akatsuki and Aaron put his hands in a seal. They disappeared in a flash of light, and reappeared on top of the Hokage Tower.
"What're we doing here?" Anko asked.
"I needed a ceremonial place to do something important." He said simply. Then he turned to Hansuke.
"You strived hard for the title of 'The Moon', and even though you became corrupted, you saw what you had done, and realized it was wrong." He began.
"By the power bestowed upon me by my predecessor and the elven gods, I officially give to you the title 'The Moon." With that, he slammed his palm into the roof of the tower. In the sky, the distant and near faint moon began to glow brightly, enough for it to distract nearly everyone on the planet. It kept getting brighter and brighter, until it was finally snow-white. Then, Hansuke glowed as well. He was lifted up into the air, and a flash burst into the air. He reappeared back on the roof, with a glowing crescent moon on his forehead. It disappeared, and the moon stopped glowing as well, and he looked at Aaron with a half-smile, half-smirk.
"I'm proud to accept this title." He said. Suddenly, Aaron yawned.
"Before I go to sleep—since I fought all night— how about some fun?" He said with a devious grin. Anko, Rich, May, and Hansuke's grins all matched his.
"What'cha got?" Rich asked. Aaron bared inch-long fangs.
3 Hours Later
Aaron settled back into the covers of his bed and laughed tiredly as he heard people crying out about their houses being 'vandalized', and that all the fish in the markets were plastered on important signs. Then he settled down with his hands behind his head and closed his eyes. Right before he fell asleep, he felt Anko hug him tightly, but not too tight.
'Aw, young love..." Inner commented.
'I'm too tired to think of a comeback. See ya in the mornin'.' Aaron thought. Then his room's light was turned off, and he fell into blissful slumber.
AWWW! IT'S A WITTLE BIT FWUFFY! Yay! I got chapter 39 out! I'm going to be coming out with the next chapter as soon as I escape my prison (underlined for a reason) of a school. I HATE IT! BLARGHABLARGHABLARGH! Wow. Word actually accepted that. Weird...And yes, I type on Word. Got a problem? Go complain to Bracxious, who's in hell by the way.
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Well, time to go!
Aaron: Tune in next time on:
All: ALL THE BIRDS OF AKATSUKI!
Hansuke: ARRRRRIIIIBA!
Me: FRIJOLE!