HEY AGAIN! IT'S TIME FOR CHAPTER 43! OH YEAHHHHHHHHH!
Btw, to Dutchy Puppy:
I saw your idea! That sounds pretty funny! In fact, I already thought up a scene using that, and am including it in this chapter! I also got an idea from yours! DANK JOO SOOOOOOOO MUCH! HUGGLES! *hugs Dutchy Puppy*
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Ok, that's enough OOC-ness! *sheepishly rubs back of head*
Last thing before we begin the chapter:
I got the idea of altering reality with hacks from the story: Naruto:Life is a Game by rebukex7. He is a genius with that idea, and I praise his work. You should check his story out!
Okay, last, last thing before we begin the chapter:
DISCLAIMER AND WARNING:
DISCLAIMER:I hath no reason to claimeth that I ownst Naruto, Naruto Shippuden, or any so characters that might be affiliatedeth with them. So...DISCLAIMETH!
WARNING: This chapter contains tidbits of DBZ, Mario, waffle cakes (mmm yummy!), and sexual references. If you are offended by the last one, GET THE F*** OFF THIS WEBSITE AND GO JERK OFF TO BDSM! THERE'S A LOT OF SEXUAL REFERENCES ON HERE! WHO GIVES A FLYING F***?
Okay, time to begin Chapter 43:
PWNIN' NOOBS AND NEW CODES!
Normal POV
Chapter...Begin!
Aaron woke up to a MAJOR death hug from Anko.
"Why ya huggin' me?" He asked.
"I don't know how you did it, but my seal is gone!" She said with tears streaming down her face and a smile the size of Manhattan stretching across her features.
"You wanna know how I did it?" He asked mischievously. She nodded her head rapidly. Aaron looked up at the sky.
"Hey Jinso! How can I show Anko the hacks?" He called out. Again a slight breeze ghosted through the room, with Jinso's voice whispering,
"Just tell her to touch you and then do what you normally do..."
"Thanks!"
"You're welcome..."
"What was that?" Anko asked confusedly.
"That was the author telling me something important." Aaron told her.
"The author?"
"Apparently we're part of a fanfiction by someone named Jinsokuna wa mada yasashiii, and he gave me and Rich the power to practically hack reality. It's awesome." He told her.
"Fanfiction? Hack?"
"You remember how I told you that you're part of an anime show, right?" She nodded.
"A fanfiction is a fan-made fictional story about something. Hacking is when you break into the encoding of something and re-write it to change the game or whatever to what you want." Aaron explained. She nodded again.
"Hold onto my arm." He ordered. She laid a hand on his left arm, and he shouted,
"Pause!"
"Nothing's happened." Anko complained. She moved to get off him, but he stopped her.
"Don't let go of me. If you do, you'll be frozen in time until I say pause again. Only Rich, Jinso, and I are able to not be frozen in time. Rich and I are able because we can control it, and Jinso is able because he's the author." He said. She nodded once more. They both got up in sync, and the list of cheats appeared in front of Aaron.
"Max Strength? Poison Immunity?" Anko asked.
"Life is basically a video game now. Everyone has stats like in a video game." Aaron saw one he thought was interesting.
"Mario Mode? Let's try that." He said. Then he tapped the cheat. A voice announced:
"MARIO MODE ACTIVATED!" Suddenly, Aaron and Anko were both bathed in light.
"What the— " They both were cut off by a dinging sound. When the light and sound ended, Aaron was dressed in a red cap with a red M in a circle on it, and a red shirt with blue overalls, and Anko had a little gold crown with three jewels on it on her head, and was wearing a pink gown.
"Why do I look like a fat plumber?" Aaron's eyes went from himself to Anko. When he saw her, his eyes bugged, and he was blown back by a huge nosebleed. Anko looked at him worriedly, but was frozen. He got back up and wiped up the blood.
"You know, with all the perverts like Jiraiya and Ebisu getting so many nosebleeds, I'm surprised they haven't died of blood loss yet." He commented. He wiped up the blood that was on the floor, and went back to the list.
"Let's save Mario Mode for another day." With that, he tapped Mario Mode again, and they went back to normal. Then he touched Anko, and she was unfrozen.
"What happened?" She asked.
"I'll tell you later."
TROPHY UNLOCKED: TOUR GUIDE
Requirements: Stop time and show one person your hax
Characters Unlocked: Mario Aaron, Peach Anko
Support Character Unlocked: Peach Anko (can give mushrooms to grow exponentially)
Anko's friendship rank went up to 10/10
"Sweet!" Aaron cried out, pumping a fist in the air.
Unlock Alternate Form?
"Alternate Form?" He questioned. He tapped "Yes".
SNAKE CHARMER ANKO HAS BEEN UNLOCKED!
Suddenly, Anko was enveloped in a bright, white glow. When it faded, she was not totally different, but much so. She now had golden hoop earrings, a purple veil over her face, the kind of pants a belly dancer wears, a flute, and was nearly naked.
"What the?..." She scowled at him, then pulled him closer with a smirk on her face.
"If we make it that far, then you can use this." She told him. Then she pecked his cheek and let go of him. He tapped "Turn off Snake Charmer Anko", and she reverted back to normal.
"Ok then...Let's see what's coming up today..." He said.
"What do you mean?"
"This tells me any battles that will happen in the near future." He found the first one for today, titled, "General Warthrax' Siege!" His eyes widened, and he tapped the battle info.
"*mumble*...3,000 men...*mumble*...GENERAL WARTHRAX HIMSELF?" He cried out.
"Who's General Warthrax?"
"The general of the Ageulian army. Now what time is he attacking?" He looked at the information.
"12:00 PM?" He looked at his clock. It read:
"11:59AM?" He shouted. Suddenly, his eyes widened, and he saw a vision of sorts.
Vision
Members of the 3,000 man army charged up to the gates of Konoha. They reached the guards and slashed them to pieces. A battering ram was brought forward, and the gates broke open. Then they raced in, screaming curses in their language. Men and women were slaughtered. Children were crushed.
Before Aaron could see anything else, the vision faded away.
"What's wrong?" Anko asked.
"General Warthrax will be here in one minute." He warned.
TROPHY UNLOCKED: I CAN GAZE INTO THE FUTURE
Forms Unlocked: Kickass Anko, Kickass Aaron
Battle Ally Unlocked: Kinkaku the Dragon (requires Kinkaku's Unsealing Scroll to have join)
"Kinkaku the Dragon?" Anko asked.
"He was Illyon's ally in battle before he was sealed by enemies. Illyon was told only the power of a force known only by the moniker "The Author" could unseal him. Now I now that it's Jinso." Aaron explained.
"I guess I'll have to face Warthrax."
QUEST: Mortal Combat: ACCEPTED!
"Okayyyyy, then." Aaron went to the forms list and selected Kickass Anko and Kickass Aaron.
Change to Kickass Anko? Yes!
Change to Kickass Aaron? Yes!
A white, glowing line traced down both Aaron and Anko. As it passed each bit of their bodies, their forms were changed. Aaron looked like a tribal warrior, and Anko looked like a warrior princess.
"You ready to fight?" He asked Anko. She grinned wolfishly.
"As long as there's blood."
"And trust me, there will be." Aaron assured her.
"But you don't want to taste Ageul blood. It's like dirt and sewage mixed together." She nodded.
"So what can these forms do?"
"Let's check the techniques." He looked at both of their stats.
Player 4: Anko Mitarashi
Stats: 40,000 HP 9,001 Chakra
"My god..." He said.
"What?"
"Your chakra...it's over 9000!" He exclaimed, a random Scouter from DBZ that came out of nowhere breaking under his crushing grip.
TROPHY UNLOCKED: OVER 9000!
Requirements: Recite the famous phrase
Rewards: Gallic Gun Attack
"Ok, then." They resumed back to her stats.
Skills: Gallic Gun, Special Attack: Black Hole, Special Attack: Fire Cannon, Hidden Shadow Snake Hands, Many Hidden Shadow Snake Hands, Shadow Snake Death Grip, Pervert KO
"Pervert KO?" She asked.
"Basically you just walk by a guy or girl, and if they're a pervert, they'll get knocked out."
"Oh."
Player 1: Aaron(Hiroshi Uchiha) (Prince Alren) (Illyon)
Stats: 300,000 HP 60,000 Chakra
Skills: Soul Beam, God Form, Sword of Truths Mastery, Hax, Time Stop, Falcon Punch, Combo Breaker, Special Attack: Black Hole, Special Attack: Fire Cannon, Gallic Gun
"Damn, we got it good." Anko said.
"Now let's get ready to fight. The moment I continue time, we're going to teleport in front of the gates. Got it?" He asked. She nodded. Aaron resumed time with Anko still holding onto his arm, and then teleported to the gates of Konoha. Right after he disappeared, his clock changed to 12:00AM.
Gates
Kotetsu and Izumo were sitting in the little box things at the gates when the ground started shaking. As far as they could see, troll-like warriors were charging towards them.
"Oh, SHIT!" Izumo said. Suddenly, a man with tribal clothing and a woman with tribal clothing appeared right in front of them.
"Who're you?" Aaron just turned his head towards them and grinned. They were definitely shocked. Suddenly, Aaron stopped time. A list of cheats appeared in front of him as everyone but him, Anko, and Rich froze in place.
"Let's see..." He tapped a bunch of cheats.
LUCK: MAX
DEXTERITY: MAX
HP 999,999,999
INFINITE CHAKRA
TRANSFORMATIONS ALLOWED AT ANY TIME
PERSUASION: MAX
SWORD OF MAX PWNAGE
ALL JUTSU USABLE
FLY
WALK THROUGH WALLS
CHAEMELEON
Are all these cheats OK?Yes!
A sense of being completely 1337 overwhelmed them for a second.
"'Sword of Max Pwnage'? What's that?" Anko asked him.
"You'll see." He clapped his hands. A massive sword appeared in a sheath on his back. The army began charging once more. They both just floated up in the air, with grins on their faces like predators about to devour prey, and flew towards the army. Aaron unsheathed his sword and cleaved one of the Ageul in half.
TROPHY: FIRST BLOOD DRAWN
Requirements: Make the first kill in an extremely hard battle in one shot.
Rewards: Key Item: Kinkaku's Unsealing scroll
A large (read: fuckin' gigantic) scroll appeared in Aaron's hands. He landed farther back, and unraveled it. Then he placed his hand on the parchment, and a seal spread out on it. He placed it on the ground. Suddenly, all commotion stopped as a loud and screeching roar rang out. The seal on the massive scroll glowed, and out of it flew the largest (and only) adult gold dragon they'd ever seen. It flew up into the sky.
"'Sup, Kinkaku?" Aaron asked casually.
"You know of me. You must be Illyon's reincarnation." Kinkaku said in a deep, rumbling voice.
"Sure as hell! Now what say we kick ass and take names?" He asked excitedly. Kinkaku brightened up.
"You know my favorite phrase. I think I'm going to like you." He said with a smirk.
"NOW LET'S PWN SOME MOTHA FUCKIN' NOOBS, BETCHES!" Aaron shouted. He held his hand out. A blue sphere came to life above it. Then, a shuriken-like shape appeared around it. Aaron shouted,
"FILLER MOVE TIME! OODAMA RASENSHURIKEN!" He flung the sphere into the crowd of Ageul. It began spinning rapidly. Suddenly, it grew humungously, and chopped half of the army into pieces. Anko took care of the rest with her Black Hole Special Attack. She would hold her hands out, and a black funnel-like shape would appear in front of her and suck many Ageul into it, causing them to be erased from existence. Finally, General Warthrax stepped out among the dead bodies.
"This is my fight." Aaron said with a predatory look.
"So, you've decided to still fight against us. No matter, for soon the Ageul shall take control of Ra'Drith!" Warthrax snarled.
"I have two things to say before we begin," Aaron said.
"What might they be?"
"First:" Aaron drew in a deep breath, and began singing.
U-G-L-Y
You ain't got no alibi,
YOU UGLY!
Uh-huh!
YOU UGLY!
Uh-huh!
U-G-L-Y
You ain't got no alibi,
YOU UGLY!
Uh-huh!
YOU UGLY!
Uh-huh!
Everyone, even Jinso himself stared with twitching eyes at what Aaron just did.
PLATINUM ULTRA GHOST RARE TROPHY UNLOCKED: OH MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST DID THAT IN PUBLIC...
Requirements: Do the Ugly song...IN PUBLIC.
Rewards: Level up to lvl 99, Super Saiyan status (takes complete and utter fucking guts to actually perform this! (NOOBY HATERS GONNA HATE!))
A yellow glow appeared around Aaron as his raven hair pointed towards the sky and turned gold, and his onyx eyes turned teal.
"Lastly, YOUR ASS IS GRASS AND I'M THE MOWER, YA MOTHA FUCKIN' NOOB! I'M TOO 1337 FOR YOUR NOOBISH ASS TO HANDLE, LIKE YOUR MOM'S!" Aaron shouted.
BRONZE TROPHY UNLOCKED: OH SNAP!
Requirements: Do a MAJORLY dissing taunt
Rewards: Courage: MAX
Character Unlocked: Badass Aaron (must unlock Trophy: OH SNAP! first)
Everyone gawped at him with twitching eyes once more as he stood in a proud pose while Warthrax fumed.
"YOU SONOVA—" He was cut off by a massive jab to the stomach. Warthrax clutched over. Being the size of half of a house, he was still pretty big lurching over like that. Suddenly, he regurgitated a girl with light blonde hair, who was wearing a vest, a jean skort, black tights, and a black and white striped shirt. Aaron helped her up.
"#18, I presume?" He asked. She nodded bewilderedly.
"You're in the wrong anime." With that he teleported her back to the right anime by the right creator.
"Back to business." Aaron said cheerfully. He hopped high in the sky and onto Kinkaku's back.
"Let's do it, Kinkaku."
"I haven't done it in a long time." Kinkaku grinned deviously.
"This will be most amusing." Aaron suddenly turned yellow and melded into Kinkaku's skin. Next, Kinkaku turned completely yellow, making none of his features recognizable. Then, they flew high in the air, and began spiraling and plunging down towards where Warthrax stood.
Three things happened:
Everyone watched in awe.
Light began spinning along with them.
Warthrax pissed his pants so much that the ground was sopping wet.
The spiraling drill of light hit the ground, and a massive explosion occurred. When it stopped, all that was left of Warthrax was a microscopic piece of charred ash.
QUEST: MORTAL COMBAT: COMPLETE!
Rewards: Golden Dragon Ending Attack
Anko EXP: + 999,999,999
Anko is now level 99
Item(s) Gained: Key Item: Inner Demon Key
"Inner Demon Key?" A big-ass scroll appeared in Aaron's hands after he reappeared next to Anko.
"Damn, that's a big-ass scroll!" He exclaimed.
"Let me check the guide for it." He paused time, and even Anko froze. Suddenly, Rich landed down beside him.
"Dude, what's that scroll, why are there dead bodies everywhere, why is the ground over there charred and burned, and why are you dressed like a tribal warrior?" He asked hurriedly.
"There's dead bodies everywhere because Anko and I killed all these Ageul, the ground is charred because of an epic attack I did with a golden dragon, I'm dressed like a tribal warrior because it's my Kickass form, and the scroll is something called the 'Inner Demon Key'." Aaron's eyes widened after he heard what he had said.
"Oh god..." He whispered.
"What?"
"You know how Naruto had the key to fighting Kyuubi and he used it to gain his Nine-Tailed Chakra Mode?"
"Yeah?"
"I think I have a demon inside of me."
"Why?"
"This looks almost exactly like Kyuubi's Key."
"Oh my god..." Aaron clapped his hands again. Everyone unfroze.
"When did Rich get here?" Anko asked.
"Time stop." Aaron said quickly. She got the message.
"I think I have a demon inside of me..." He then said.
"What? Why?"
"Since I watched the Naruto anime, so far it has gone to a 4th Shinobi World War, and Naruto gains a key to using Kyuubi's chakra." He explained.
"This," He held out the scroll.
"Is the Inner Demon Key. It's a key item for me, so I think I have a demon inside of me." She gawked.
"I need to go into my mindscape. Watch my body." With that, he plunged himself into the depths of his mindscape.
Aaron's mindscape
He landed facefirst on hard concrete. If he hadn't been a god, that would have hurt like
"SON OF A BITCH!" Oh wait, it did.
"JINSO, YOU'RE GONNA FUCKIN' PAY FOR THAT!" Aaron shouted, waving his fist at the pseudo-sky.
"Who dares curse in my presence?" A low voice called out.
"The person you've been sealed inside of since birth." Aaron said after turning to his left. He was inside some kind of prison. Behind the biggest cell he'd ever seen was a pair of glowing orange eyes.
"You woke me up from a nap. I'm not pleased." Aaron rolled his eyes.
"Well I'm not a pleased waffle-cake either, considering I just landed facefirst on solid-fucking-concrete." The demon laughed heartily.
"You are the first person to make me laugh in a long time. You interest me. Tell me, have you any special abilities?" His demon asked.
"Let's see...I am an elf," The demon was surprised.
"I have the power of light," The demon became even more surprised.
"I'm the god of the sun," Fluffy (as I shall call it for now) was shell-shocked as hell.
"And I was given the ability to hack life by the author." Fluffy gawped, though Aaron couldn't see it.
"You are Illyon, correct?" Fluffy asked. Aaron nodded proudly.
"I suppose it is fair you know who I am. Sit down and I shall tell you of myself." Aaron complied.
"You know of the Kyuubi, correct?"
"I am friends with her."
"She is my sister." Aaron was definitely surprised.
"Funny...She never mentioned a sibling..." He mused.
"That is because I was sealed long before her, so we lost contact since 21 years ago." With that, Fluffy walked out from the shadows to be revealed as an almost exact replica of Kyuubi, but with maroon where Kyuubi's orange fur would be. Then Fluffy shrunk, turning into a woman that looked like Kyuubi, but had with maroon hair with gold highlights at the tips.
"So what is your name?" Aaron asked her.
"My name is Akahana."
"It fits you very well."
"Would you hear my story?" She asked hopefully. He smiled.
"Sure." She drew in a breath.
"My fate was much like my sister's. We both were controlled by a madman, and both went rampant on a village. Only, I was on Ra'Drith, and I had never been sealed inside a human before." Aaron nodded.
"I was sealed by your father," Aaron growled at the mention of that bastard.
"The king of your people, and you had been born right at the time. The situation was near the same as my sister's. Nobody else would offer their child and let them be subjected to the cruelty of society. So your father sacrificed you for the greater good. And you know that he went insane, right?" Aaron nodded.
"It was because of this. His child was subjected to cruelty unlike none he had seen, and he could not stop the children from mocking you, nor the people from their attempts of assassination. He could stop the assassinations, but not the people from keeping on trying." Aaron just stared for a moment.
"If you never wish to see me again, I am fine with that." Akahana said, sobbing all the while. Aaron just pulled her closer, and hugged her.
"Why? Why would you not scorn me?" He held her out in front of him.
"Hey, what kind of god of purity would I be if I hated someone for something that wasn't their fault?" He asked jokingly. She just sobbed more and held him closer.
Player: Aaron has shown kindness to Akahana (Kyuubi's Sister). Unlock alternate form?
Yes
Akahana glowed, and when it disappeared, she had angel wings on her back, nine maroon and gold-tipped fox tails behind her, maroon and gold-tipped fox ears, a halo, and was wearing practically nothing.
'INNOCENT' AKAHANA FORM UNLOCKED!
Aaron silently cheered his head off.
"Thank you, Aaron-sama for being so kind to me. I'll do anything to please you." She said lecherously. This author does not know if it was hormones, or just seeing such a hot babe he had to fuck her *gets whacked by sister* DAMMIT, I'M TYPING HERE! :( *sister goes away*, but something just took over in Aaron's mind and the fun began. *gets whacked by sister again* IF YOU DON'T FUCKING STOP THAT, I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS SO HARD THAT EVEN NARUTO'S ENGLISH DUB COUNTERPART WON'T BE ABLE TO FUCKING BELIEVE IT! *sister runs away* THAT'S RIGHT, BITCH! RUN THE FUCK AWAY!
Thirty minutes later
Aaron stirred outside of his mindscape, making Anko and Rich look at him questioningly.
"Well?..." Rich asked.
"Well what?"
"Is there a demon inside you?"
"Oh, right! *sheepishly rubs back of head* Yeah, there is. *gets serious* Her name is Akahana and she is Kyuubi's sister."
"KYUUBI HAS A SISTER?" Rich and Anko both cried out at the same time.
"Shh! We don't want the villagers flipping out because of another 'demon that's going to kill us all!'" Aaron told them. They both nodded.
"Now let's go back to the village, and explain this to Tsunade." They agreed and walked back.
Chapter...END!
ENDING AUTHOR'S NOTE ACTIVATED!
Hey, ya'll! It's Jinso here with the last author's note of Chapter 43! I am updating at 11:03PM, and I am tired as hell, so I'll make this quick!
A/N #1: Whoever can guess first where the "I can Gaze into the Future" reference came from will get to make up a cheat and provide me with a scenario for it!
A/N #2: Whoever got the "Believe it" joke gets a cookie!
A/N #3: I'm a tired, but pleased waffle cake!
BAI BAI!
~Jinso ^3^ V