CHAPTER 45! HECK YEAH!
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Time for Chapter 45:
I'VE GOT TO BRING HIM BACK!
What will happen? Find out now, on
ALL THE BIRDS OF AKATSUKI!
Normal POV
Chapter...BEGIN!
Anko came running up to Aaron.
"What the?" She cried out.
*CLAP!*
*CLAP!*
"That's his anguish form."
"Anguish form?"
"It's a form he unlocks after getting the trophy 'Fist of Hatred', which can only be unlocked by leveling a mountain out of anger for someone he loves." Rich explained after looking at his form on the list.
*CLAP!*
"Dude, why'd you stop time?"
"I need to activate some hacks." Aaron simply told him.
All Key Items
Irresistability: MAX
Infinite Chakra
Walkthrough Guidebook
Mario Mushrooms x99
Are all these hacks okay?
Yes!
A backpack appeared on Aaron's back, and he pulled out a huge black book with the words "Naruto: the Game Walkthrough and Guide" on it in white, blocky text. He flipped through the pages and stopped halfway between the beginning and the middle.
"Sasuke's going to Kumo. We'll need two years to prepare for rescuing him." He told them after scanning the page with his Sharingan.
"Kumo?" Anko asked.
"Apparently that's where the Ageul have their major base stationed."
"So what do we do in those two years?" Rich asked.
"We train." (PLEASE DON'T SUE ME, AKIRA TORIYAMA! (He's the creator of Dragon Ball, DBZ, and Dragon Ball GT))
"What makes you think we can get him back again? I mean, it took a miracle—which was you appearing in this world—to make him come back the first time! We'd need another one to make it happen again!" Rich shouted.
"I'm going to get him back." Aaron emphasized.
"Are you sure?" Aaron turned back to his regular form.
"Even if it I have to die to get him back, I will." Anko started crying at the idea of his death. He went over to her, and held her up against his chest.
"Don't worry. If I have to hound Hansuke for eternity just to come back to life, I'll do it for you." She smiled up at him.
"Now we're going to train." He turned around.
"I know the perfect place. Follow me." He told them with his head turned in their direction. As he faced his head forward and leaped onto the rooftops, a smirk danced on his face.
2 Years later
They all were set to go. Aaron found some new forms which would help him in the two years they trained.
~Flashback to nine months ago~
He was looking at the cheats list while standing outside Ichiraku's Ramen Stand. Hansuke had told him that his fourth wife would be Ayame, and he told Anko what would happen (and she just said, "We'll have lots of teammates in bed...Kukuku...), so he figured "What better time to start on the others than now?"
'Damn,' He thought.
'I'm just one lucky son of a bitch.' Then, he found the cheat he wanted.
Overprotective father resistance: MAX
Is this cheat okay?
Yes!
He clapped his hands and the world started moving again.
"I was wondering...would you like to be my fourth wife?" He asked the shocked Ayame.
"Um..." She stammered with her cheeks a deep red tint.
"You don't have to answer right now. Tell me when you feel like it. It's okay if you say no." He assured her, trying not to ruin the moment. She blushed even more so, and he said,
"Just tell me when you're ready." With that, he disappeared in a flash of light. Teuchi just walked up to her.
"You're one lucky girl, Ayame-chan." He said with a grin. Aaron reappeared in an alleyway near Ichiraku's.
SILVER TROPHY UNLOCKED: SHE IS NUMBER FOUR (GUESS THE REFERENCE AND GET A COOKIE!)
FORM(s) UNLOCKED: KNIGHT AARON
SPECIAL ABILITY(s): DRAGON AMULET (CALLS KINKAKU INTO BATTLE AND RIDES ON HIS BACK, LETTING KINKAKU RAIN GOLDEN FIRE ON THE ENEMY, ROASTING THEM ALIVE) (Who can guess where the words "Dragon Amulet" are from? If you can, I'll let you create a cheat! (I will reveal the answers at the end of chapter 47!))
He nodded at Jinso's voice coming from the sky.
'Hansuke, who's next?'
'Let's see...it's...Kurenai.' Aaron was surprised.
'I'll save that proposal for when the Jounin are out partying. Next?'
'Um...Someone named Aaruka.'
'Aaruka? There's no Naruto character that I know of with the name Aaruka.'
'Really? You should meet her in 3...2...1...'
Right as he said 0, a raven-haired woman fell from the sky on landed face-first on the pavement.
"OH MY GOD, ARE YOU OK?" Aaron cried out. The woman got up with a groan and looked at him. Their eyes widened at the same time. It was like he was looking in a mirror, but seeing a female version of himself.
"You look just like me..." They both said, pointing a finger at each other.
WELL NO SHIT, SHERLOCKS!
Jinso's voice said from the sky.
"Oh my god, yours is like mine, except it's a guy!" The girl said.
"Wait...You've met 'The Author' as well?"
"Yeah! Me and my best friend Rachel both got the ability to hack life!"
"Same here!"
"Oh my god!"
IS THIS CHICK-FEST GONNA BE OVER SOON?
"You're just mad because you're a lonely dude with no social life who spends all his free time on the computer like a nerd!" Aaron shouted at him.
...
"Ohhhhhh! You just OWNED him!" The lady shouted.
"PWNED is more like it!" They both high-fived.
GOLD TROPHY UNLOCKED:...FUCK YOU...
Requirements: Diss the author so bad they can't respond
Rewards: Jinso's Katana
Description: A powerful katana once owned by the author himself. It is said that this sword can create rifts in the space-time continuum powerful enough to go into the future or past just by slashing the air.
A sheathed golden katana appeared on Aaron's back.
"Sweet." He said. Then he turned back to the woman.
"Your name is Aaruka, right?" Aaron asked. She nodded. His expression turned as serious as global warfare.
"I am reincarnation of the sun, medicine, and prophecy god Illyon, Prince Alren of the Dras'Tharechna clan of the elves, and one of my best friends is the god of the moon, fates, and death. He told me that somehow I would meet you, and you would end up as my fifth wife. Would you accept?" Aaruka's eyes widened.
"I was told that I would meet someone named Aaron, and he would become my husband. I'm the sun, medicine, and prophecies goddess, Illyonna, and one of my best friends is the goddess of the moon, fates, and death. Her name is Hansukana. What is the name of yours?" She asked him.
"Mine's is Hansuke."
"Then I would most definitely accept." Aaron nodded with a smile.
"I'll be going to rescue my brother in nine months. After I do that, I'll return."
"And I'll wait for you." They both kept smiling at each other, to which Jinso went,
EW! MUSHY GUNK! GET A MOVE ON, LADIES!
Aaron scowled up at him.
"Just for that comment, I get a trophy, and a new form as a reward." He said.
LIKE HELL YOU DO!
"I should be getting a reward for my sixth wife!"
YEAH, I GUESS YOU DESERVE THAT...
SILVER TROPHY UNLOCKED: THE SIXTH PROPOSAL
FORM(s) UNLOCKED: SUPER COMBAT WARRIOR AARON
SPECIAL ABILITY(s):
SUPER RASENGAN (FROM NARUTO SHIPPUDEN 4: THE LOST TOWER)
PERK: COMMANDO (CAN ONLY BE USED ON THE BATTLEFRONT OF A MAJOR WAR)
Activate New Form?
No.
NEW FORM HAS BEEN SAVED FOR FUTURE FIRST USE!
'I think I'm going to wait before I try to get anymore wives.' Aaron told Hansuke.
'Whatever, dude.' He continued with Aaruka.
"I'll be back for you in nine months."
"And of course, I'll wait for you." He hugged her tight, and then set off for the Forest of Death.
Flashback End!
The forms in his flashback were just two out of six. He now was in the Uchiha Armory, where he had every piece of armor he and the Uchiha ever owned, and was currently putting some on. He slipped on a black cloth over shirt, black silk ninja pants, leather boots, and a black breastplate with a golden sun emblem on it. He took Jinso's Katana and slipped the brown strap of the sheath over his shoulder, and sheathed the sword in it. Then he strapped on a weapons belt, and stuck two kunai, two shuriken, and two sai into the belt. He walked out of the armory with Itachi, who was dressed in nearly the same clothes as him (the black over shirt and pants), but wore shinobi sandals, and had a weapons pouch on his waist. The two ravens walked to the gates, where everyone else was.
May wore a lavender coat, blue jeans, and had a weapons pouch slung over her shoulder. Two black tonfa stuck out on a belt Aaron had just noticed.
Rich was wearing a black over shirt, blue jeans, and had a sword (which Aaron didn't know why) sheathed on his back.
Anko had a longsword with a green stone on a golden hilt which was wrapped by a piece of metal shaped like a snake. She was wearing a purple kimono with lilies on it, which looked like it could easily conceal a few or more weapons.
Hansuke was wearing clothes identical to Aaron's, except for the fact that they were white and gold instead of black and gold. He was holding a double-edged glaive with blades that elongated into 5-inch shafts, then turned into crescent-like edges. It had the words "Pecalsh ontra thoshen yofura meeretan, anredres malsnay luxion shinralda ontra thoshen yofura lovrellen" inscribed in the language of the gods on the shaft, meaning "Peace on those you meet, and my light shine on those you love."
"Is everyone all set?" Aaron asked. Everyone confirmed that they were. Aaron set his stony gaze on the massive gates.
"Let's head out."
Chapter...END!
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~Jinso~ ^3^