I LIKE PIE! HERE WE GO! IT'S CHAPTA 50, YO!

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Killer Bee would like that one...

Dutchy: NUUUUUUUUUUUU! YOU SHALL NEVER TAKE ANKO! NEEEEEVEEEEER!

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Ok then...HERE WE GO!

CHAPTER 50:

CRA BULLSHIT; AARON SAYS 'FUCK NO!'

Chapter...BEGIN!

Aaron was having the best dream ever. 6 different women; Anko, Samui, Akahana, Ayame, Aaruka, and Konan...and just him. You can imagine the rest in your pervy little worlds.

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Yes, I said Konan. You remember how last chapter that Fate whispered something in Aaron's ear, right? Well, he said that there had been a mix-up in who one of his wives was. Instead of Kurenai, it was Konan.

NOW THAT WAS A SHOCKER.

Suddenly, Aaron woke up with the best feeling in his lower region. A feminine hand was on his mini-me, moving up and down, from what he could tell.

DAAAAAAAAAMN did that feel good.

"Oh Kami that feels good..." He mumbled. Aaron slowly opened his eyes to find Konan in the bed right beside him, asleep, doing what had been previously said.

"Konan..." Aaron groaned. Her eyes slowly opened, and then they widened hard as she saw what she had accidentally been doing.

"S-Sorry." She stuttered with a blush.

"It's fine. When I was a teen, I used to have those kinds of dreams all the time." He said after pulling his pants up. A knock came at his door. So Aaron just got up and answered it. A bird masked ANBU was standing there.

"You and your friends are requested by the Civilian Council." The ANBU said.

"Alright, thanks." Aaron told them, squinting his eyes against the bright light of the sun. (LOL! XD) The ANBU then left. Aaron walked back into the bedroom.

"I'll be back soon. Maybe I can show you around?" He said.

"Sure." He smiled. Then Aaron teleported away to go get Rich and May.

Outside the Council Hall

"So...what? Are we just gonna walk in there?" Aaron asked as they were headed towards the meeting hall.

"What do you mean?" May asked.

"I mean, are we just going to have a boring entrance?"

"I think that's just fine."

"No, no, no." Aaron told them, shaking his head from side to side.

"We gotta make some of them shit BRICKS in surprise when we enter!" He said, slamming his fist down on his open palm.

"So what do you suggest? We're going to enter wearing diapers and angel wings and shout 'Happy New Year!'?" Rich asked, first rolling his eyes, then raising his hands in the air for emphasis at the end of his sentence.

"I thinking something more like..." Aaron gathered his two friends closer and they drew up a plan.

Right Outside the Council Hall

"Ready? I'm going to blow the doors open, and you're going to shout 'TIME'S UP! LET'S DO THIS!', then run in shouting 'RISHIIIIII UZUMAKIIIIIIII!' okay?" Aaron asked Rich. The blonde nodded.

"And May, you're going to crash in via the roof, and look cool, alright?" She nodded as well.

"What are you going to enter doing?" Rich asked him. Aaron smirked.

"Just watch." Then he held his hands out. May was lifted in the air, surprising her, and disappeared, coming back into existence on the roof of the hall.

"YOU SO OWE ME FOR THAT!" She shouted, waving her fist.

"I GOT YOU UP THERE, DIDN'T I?" He shouted back. She stopped, and just walked to the middle of the roof. Then Aaron held his hands in the direction of the doors, and fired a bolt of light, blowing the two frames inwards.

"TIME'S UP! LET'S DO THIS!" Rich shouted, beginning to run.

"RISHIIIII UZUMAKIIIIIII!" Rich ran inside. Aaron then heard a crash, signaling May was inside as well. Aaron just folded his arms on his chest, and teleported inside.

Council Hall

Needless to say, the Civilian Council was shell-shocked. Hell, some of them did shit actual bricks. How that was possible, this author will never know. May was standing on a piece of roof in the middle of the building, and Rich was smirking next to her.

"Where is the Uchiha?" One civilian asked.

"Right here." Aaron's voice came from all around. Everyone's heads were moving like lightning. Aaron walked out of the shadowy corner which he had been in, shocking some of them.

"How did you—"

"Trade secret." He simply said. Danzo cleared his throat.

"Anyways, it has come to our attention that you are courting the one known as Anko Mitarashi." Aaron's eyes narrowed.

"Yeah, what of it?" He asked in an irritated voice.

"It has also come to our attention that you possess a demon." Aaron got angrier.

"So?"

"WE DON'T WANT ANY DEMON TRAITOR SPAWN RUNNING AROUND IN OUR VILLAGE!" The pink-haired banshee—Sayaka Haruno, one of Sakura's clansmembers—yelled. A tick mark appeared on Aaron's head.

"First of all," He began in a restrained tone—before Danzo could command her to be quiet.

"What my future children will become is none of your concern. Second, I suggest you stop screaming, you banshee, unless you want to personally find out just how deep the shit you're getting into is." Aaron told them, getting ready to blow a hole in the building.

"HOW DARE YOU TALK TO A MEMBER OF THE COUNCIL THAT WAY, YOU BASTARD!" She shouted. Aaron growled, and the floor beneath him began to form a crater.

"If you yell at me again, I swear to me that I will make you see your worst nightmares." He said.

"SWEAR TO YOU! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!" A streak of red light flashed across the room faster than anyone could see, and Aaron went into Legendary Warrior Mode™ with an explosion of power. Most of the council members shit bricks again.

"Just so you know, woman," He spat.

"Gods don't take very kindly to someone cursing at them." Then his Mangekyo Sharingan flashed, and Sayaka was unconscious.

"Have someone take her back the Clan District." Danzo ordered. Two ANBU appeared, picked up Sayaka, and carried her off. Aaron untransformed, and everyone settled down.

"Now, as you may know, we have called you here to discuss the Clan Restoration Act, primarily who you and your friend Rishi's wives will be." Rich's eyes narrowed at that, mimicking Aaron's.

"We thought that since Hiroshi has the Sharingan, he should marry a Hyuuga; at least one." Aaron just closed his eyes.

"And Rishi should wed one of the other clans' members; probably a Haruno." Rich's right eye twitched.

"We shall get back to you on who you will wed. Is that understood?" Danzo asked. They both were silent. Then, Aaron answered,

"No." The Council was shocked.

"No! How dare you speak that way to the Civilian Council?" A fat old man yelled, waving his fist. Aaron opened his eyes and transformed again.

"You do not want to speak to me that way unless you want to find your family dead, your reproductive organ in pieces in front of you, and about 1000 unholy demons tearing you to pieces!" He barked. This time, the Council shit flying bricks. The member shrunk back into his seat. Aaron went back to normal, and said,

"I will marry whom I chose and when I want to. If you do not accept that, then the divine wrath of the Creator shall fall upon your life, Danzo Shimura." With that, Aaron gracefully strode outside the building.

"...Ditto..." Rich said. Then he and May walked to meet Aaron.

Outside

"Well that went well." Rich commented. Aaron gave a slight nod.

"Yes it did."

"Now then, I guess since the Hokage declared a 'shirtless guys' holiday, I have to wear no shirt." Aaron grabbed the side of his shirt, and tossed it away, leaving his bare chest revealed for the world to see. May forced back a blush. Aaron's shirt hit the ground hard, creating many cracks in the earth.

"Damn, man, what does that thing weigh?" Rich asked.

"'Bout five tons." Aaron then ran away so quickly that he was a blur, not seeing or hearing Rich's jaw smack into the ground as he was already a mile away.

Konan POV

Konan was sitting in the living room of Aaron's house on his black leather sofa (A/N Black is my favorite color, like his), watching what was called a "TV". It was amazing how everything looked like real life. Suddenly, the door flew open and shut in about 1 nanosecond, and she jumped up.

"Wh-Who's there?" Konan asked.

"Just me." Aaron's voice said. She turned with a start to see Aaron leaning against one corner of the room with his right knee bent and his foot on the wall. For some reason, his chest was bare.

"Oh, it's just you." She said, breathing in and out.

"O.o"

"What?" Aaron asked.

"Why are you shirtless?"

"Anko gave Tsunade the idea to make today a 'Shirtless Guys' holiday, and Jiraiya and all the old guys are the only exceptions. I'll have to get her back. Kukuku..." Aaron's eyes widened, and he said,

"If I ever laugh like Orochimaru again, please slap me." She nodded. Aaron let out a sigh.

"So how 'bout I show you around the village."

"Okay." Aaron took her arm and they walked outside. Many villagers shot them glares as they walked around. Aaron just cast a genjutsu on them which made them see the shadow of the Kyuubi on the ground in front of him, and he walked away while they writhed on the ground. After Aaron showed Konan the entire village, they parted ways, and he went home.

Chapter...END!

Well? Did you like it? Was it good?

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ANSWER ME, DAMMIT!

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Ya know what? Nevermind.

A/N 1: Did anyone get the Leeroy Jenkins reference?

A/N 2: Anyone know where I got the idea for weighted clothes from? (You get a cookie if you do! *epic face*)

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Anyways, I'm so glad you guys have kept up this far! It makes me truly happy, something I rarely experience.

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(too many awkward silences...)

Well, hope you'll stick with me even more, and the next chapter will be out soon!

SEE YA NEXT TIME!

~Jinso ^3^