HEYOOO! IT'S TIME TO GO! SO LET'S GET OUR FICTION ON, AND NOT GO SLO-MO!
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I've been hearing Bee talk too much.
DUTCHY GETS A COOKIE! HELLZ YEAH!
COOOOOKEEEEH PAAAARTEEEEH!
*dance music plays and I do the chicken dance*
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My god, I'm getting even more batshit insane...
WOOHOO!
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BLARGHA-FUCKIN'-BLARGHA!
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Dr. O: DR. OCTAGONAPUS—
OH HELL NO! HELL NO!
*shoots Dr. Octagonapus three times*
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PHEW! Glad that's over.
Anyways, enjoy the chapter!
A NOT-SO-NORMAL DAY; MOBBED BY FANGIRLS!
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Sounds like a news headline...
Chapter...BEGIN!
Aaron woke with Anko in his arms. Her normally ponytailed hair was down, leaving violet strands splayed about behind her.
'Damn, she's cute when she looks like that.' He thought. He shifted slightly, making Anko stir. She blinked her eyes open slowly.
"Good morning, Foxy-kun." She said with a smile.
"Good morning, Hebi-chan." He said back. They both kissed for a moment, then broke apart.
"So what are we going to do today?" Anko asked him.
"I was thinking of maybe getting some money by destroying bandit camps or something like that." He said.
"Well then, you might want to get dressed." She said, poking his nose.
"Ok then, my sweet Hebi-chan." Aaron said. He then teleported out of bed and reappeared in the middle of the room.
"Ah, teleporting. You gotta love it." He commented. Then Aaron quickly undressed and got his pants on.
"At least I won't have to be shirtless again." He muttered.
"Oh, and by the way," Anko began. Aaron froze; hoping she wouldn't say today was a continuation of Shirtless Guys Day.
"Lady Tsunade wants you for something important." He phew'd quietly.
"Ok, I'll stop by her office." Aaron told her. He finished getting the rest of his clothes on, and walked out with a pleasant,
"See ya later."
Tsunade's Office
A knock came at her office door.
"Enter," She said. Aaron walked in with his hands behind his head.
"Hello Aaron. How are you doing?"
"Good. What'd you call me here for?" He asked.
"I have decided that for your contributions to the village, I am going to make you an ANBU, if you want." Aaron thought for a moment.
'Should I be an ANBU? Would I get to see Anko all the time if I did? Maybe I could become a Jounin.' He asked himself in his mind.
"If I became an ANBU, would I have to be present all the time?" Aaron asked Tsunade.
"Sometimes. I would probably only call on you if I needed protection going somewhere or an escort."
"Hmmm..." Then he got an idea.
"Would it be alright if I became a Jounin, but was given ANBU rank authority?" He asked.
"I should think so. The council will disagree, though." He frowned.
"Screw the council. Those old bastards and bitches can take away my authority when they manage to kiss my ass, and we all know that won't happen." Aaron said, rolling his eyes. Tsunade smiled and nodded her head.
"Then I now declare you a Jounin of Konoha." Confetti rained down from the ceiling.
"Okayyyy, then." Aaron stood up.
"Thanks. I'm off to celebrate with Anko." With that, he exited the tower via teleportation and reappeared right outside.
"Time to celebrate with Anko." He said. Suddenly, the earth started shaking. He turned his head quickly to see a fricking MOB of FANGIRLS charging towards him with hearts in their eyes.
"OH SHIT!" The brunette god cried out. He then began running at Mach Four away from the mob of fangirls. They managed to catch up to him when he stopped to talk to a cabbage merchant, thinking he was far enough away for a little chat, when the cabbage merchant cuffed him and the fangirls reached Aaron. He then screamed as they tore off some of his clothes. Luckily, when they tried to please (read: RAPE) him, he poofed into smoke. Aaron had made a shadow clone and sent it to lead them off. He teleported into his house while panting, surprising Anko, who was on his black leather sofa. (A/N: I LURVE black.)
"Soooo?" She asked.
"First off, I was mobbed by fangirls after this happened, and they almost managed to RAPE my clone." Anko scowled.
"But what happened was that I got promoted to Jounin." He said happily. Then he wiggled his eyebrows suggestively as he spoke.
"How about a celebration?" Aaron asked. Anko got up off of his couch.
"Be prepared for the best day of your life." She told him.
"Be prepared for the best night of yours." He said right back. She kissed him on the lips.
"Now enter the world of the Sharingan, where your greatest fantasies shall become reality." Aaron said mysteriously. With that, his Elder Sharingan spun, and her world was overtaken by his.
5 Minutes into the sexiest genjutsu ever (bet you wanna know, huh?)
"Wow. I didn't know she had a brunette fetish."
Right after the genjutsu ended
Aaron carried Anko into his bedroom bridal style, with his violet-haired lover still conscious. 20 seconds after that—and after Aaron had put up a sign—massive screams were heard.
5 Minutes Later
Rich, May, Hansuke, Arine, Kakashi (for some unknown reason) and Jiraiya ran inside Aaron's house. Jiraiya was there only to see if there was any sex, and if there was, he thought he was going to see something amazing. They immediately located the source of the noise and ran to Aaron's room. The door was locked, with a big-ass sticky note on it that had words written in black marker. Arine and May both blushed at the sounds they heard.
"A sticky note?" Rich asked. They read the note carefully.
To any of my friends who come into my house:
KINDA BUSY RIGHT NOW! (Get the message?)
Jiraiya: if you even think about coming in or peeping, I will skin you alive, then kill you, and then resurrect you just to kill you again. Then I'll bring you back and remove your dick painfully and put it back on five times before burning it to a crisp. Only then will I give you a little bit of a break. I will forcefully make you peep on a bunch of women at the hot springs, and when you get caught, incapacitate you and feed you to the metaphorical sharks.
Everyone just turned to a random corner with a neon blinking sign above it that read "The Coward Corner" to see Jiraiya huddled in the fetal position, whispering,
"Mommy, make the bad things go away...Mommy, make the bad things go away..." He repeated his mantra over and over while crying. There was still more to the note.
To everyone that's not Jiraiya,
They all sweatdropped. He somehow knew that only Jiraiya would get in the corner.
Now that we're done with that disturbing yet needed piece of information, know that I will be done in 50 minutes, more or less. Until then, do not come in.
Kakashi: NO IDEAS, YOU PERVERTED SONOVABITCH.
Everyone then turned to another corner with another blinking neon sign that said "The Emo Corner" and saw Kakashi muttering in a somber voice. There was still more to the huge sticky note.
Arine: I know we haven't been able to spend a lot of time training, so know that once I'm done, I am going to meet you at Training Ground 35. Hope it'll make up.
Arine simultaneously blushed and smiled.
Rich and May: We can probably hang out together after I'm done here and with Arine.
They both subconsciously nodded their heads.
Hansuke: We could also spend a bit of time together soon, alright?
Hansuke flashed himself a grin.
Now to finish, if you're wondering why this is going on, it's because Tsunade promoted me to Jounin for what I've done for the village. I also have ANBU rank authority. See you all soon.
~Aaron
"That was one really long note." Rich commented. May nodded.
"Anyways, let's take the two pervs and leave him alone. I think he's gonna need the time." May and Rich each took one of Kakashi and Jiraiya's hands and dragged them away with Hansuke and Arine following.
60 Minutes Later (Thought it was gonna be 50, didn't ya?)
Aaron stepped out of his bedroom.
"Damn, that was good." He said with a yawn. Then he started sniffing in the air.
"I smell fear," He sniffed again.
"Disappointment," Aaron sniffed once more.
"...And emo-ness." He finished.
"Yep. They read the note." Aaron then deduced. He let out a yawn.
"Ok, time to meet Arine at training ground 35." With that, he flashed away.
Chapter...END!
So did yu like it? Hmmmmmmmmm? If you think a lemon for the implied sex is coming up...
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YOU'RE WRONG!
I hope you liked it, and comment if you wish!
So remember people, keep reading, don't sniff mysterious cheese, and ointment that salsa till the cows come home!
SEE JOO LATER!