HEY! IT'S CHAPTER 54!

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Thank God! I got rid of my rhyming! AND WHAT TIMING!

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Shit...

By the way, what Dutchy said in her review to Chapter 50 was relevant to where I got Aaron's weighted clothes idea from.

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I got it from Piccolo from DBZ. He always wears weighted training clothes. Well, that, and after Cell is beaten when Goku is training with King Kai while having a weight on each of his legs and arms.

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Chapter 54:

THE GENIN'S TEST; THE BIGGEST MIND FUCK EVER!

Rock and ROLL!

Chapter...BEGIN!

The genin met back with Aaron at the Forest of Death.

"Are we going to train today?" Kurodou asked excitedly.

"Sorta." Aaron merely said.

"Sorta?" Nami asked.

"You're going to take a test to become Genin."

"But we already took one!" Kurodou exclaimed.

"That test was to see if you qualified. The real test is in battle."

"What!" Kurodou yelled. Aaron took out two rings and put them on his bracers.

"If you can get these rings off of me by sundown, you pass."

"But there are only two."

"Excellent observation, Kushinara. Only two of you will pass. The other will be failed and sent back to the academy. Although, if you manage to do good in this test, I might let you take it a second time." The three genin gasped. One of them would be sent back?

"Now then," Aaron said, jumping away from them.

"Begin!" The three genin dashed away.

5 Minutes Later

Aaron was just standing there, waiting for his genin to attack him.

"You guys need to attack me if you want to pass!" He called out. Nothing moved. Aaron then turned around and stuck his nose in a mystery novel. Suddenly, a kunai burst from the bushes. Aaron simply stepped to the side as it flew past him. Then, the kunai disappeared in a cloud of smoke. Out of the smoke came Nami, who charged Aaron and starting punching. He simply moved from side to side, dodging every single attack. Then he jumped around Nami, turned, and ran straight into a pair of brown eyes. Kushinara began punching at Aaron at the same time as Nami, making him have to dodge at double his normal speed. He slammed his palm on the ground, and disappeared in a cloud of smoke. He reappeared right across from Kurodou, gazing into the boy's copper eyes.

"Wrong move, sensei." Kurodou's voice said ominously. Kurodou's eyes turned a ghastly, glowing purple, and Aaron felt a sharp pain in the side of his neck. The pain suddenly magnified a thousand times, and Aaron let out a loud

"FUCK!" He grasped his neck and fell to his knees. The pain was unbearable. It was like Orochimaru was sinking his teeth into Aaron's curse seal unrelentingly; over and over. Kurodou started laughing maniacally.

"Kurodou, STOP IT!" Nami yelled. Aaron felt darkness coming into his vision.

"I can't stop now! The fun's just beginning!" Kurodou said in a darker, deeper pitched voice. The darkness started coming over his eyes so much that he could barely see.

"KURODOU!" Kushinara screamed. Nami ran over and slapped Kurodou, making his eyes change back to their normal copper color. The darkness then took a near complete hold on Aaron's vision. The last thing he saw before falling into blackness was tears in Kurodou's eyes and Nami and Kushinara running over to him. The he fell backward and lay flat on his back.

Right after Aaron fell unconscious

"Kurodou, what's wrong with you!" Nami yelled.

"I...I don't know what happened...I just heard this voice in my head, then everything went black...I could see again right when Hiroshi-sensei was about to fall asleep..." The boy was crying by now.

"Well, we've got to get him some help." Kushinara determined. They tried to pick up their sensei, but they couldn't even lift him up a nanometer.

"How much does he weigh!" Nami said exasperatedly. Kushinara lifted up his head.

"His head weighs normal."

"So maybe it's his clothes." Kurodou tugged at his pants.

"His pants weigh normal."

"So it's his shirt?" Nami asked.

"I think he has weights in his shirt." Kurodou suggested. Nami tried to tug at his shirt, but it stayed rooted to where it was.

"I think it weighs like 5 tons." Then her head perked up.

Exactly...

A voice whispered on the wind.

"Did you hear that?" Nami asked.

"That voice. It said 'Exactly...'"

"Weird..." Kurodou said.

"So how are we gonna get it off so we can carry him?" They racked their brains for a moment before Nami said,

"I got it! Substitution!"

"Substitution?" Kushinara asked.

"It's simple. I just substitute with his shirt, leaving it on the ground, and then we carry him to the hospital."

"Ok." Nami made a hand seal and said,

"Substitution!" She and Aaron were covered in smoke. Then the smoke cleared, and Nami was standing on top of Aaron while his shirt was where she had been. Aaron was shirtless.

"Man, our sensei's got abs." Kushinara commented.

"Are you perving or something?" Kurodou asked. Furiously blushing, Kushinara turned to him and said,

"N-NO! I was just commenting on that." She turned back to Aaron.

"Not many people look like he does." Kurodou rolled his eyes with a smirk.

"Whatever."

"Guys, focus. Let's get our sensei to the hospital." Kushinara and Kurodou got on one side of Aaron and Nami got on the other, and they picked him up. Hurrying, they started running to the hospital. When they passed Training Ground 2, three of Kurodou's friends were there, along with their sensei, who was actually one of the people who didn't think Aaron or Naruto was a demon.

"What's wrong?" The male Jounin asked.

"Something happened with our sensei during training, and we have to get him to the hospital."

"Kizaro-sensei, we have to help them." One of the genin, Chouko Akimichi, said.

"Alright, let's help carry him." Kizaro said. The three other genin along with Kizaro grabbed a hold of Aaron, and they continued to the hospital. When they neared the area where the hospital was, they ran into Anko.

"Hey, don't you have a tes—" Her eyes widened as they landed on Aaron.

"What happened?" She asked in a low, threatening tone.

"Something happened with our sensei during the test, and we have to get him to the hospital." Anko shook her head.

"Just get him to his house."

"But—"

"Don't worry. He'll be okay." They mumbled a "Fine..." and then Kurodou asked,

"So where is his house?"

"I'll take you there." She motioned for them to follow. They genin, Kizaro, and Anko jumped to the rooftops as Anko led them to the Uchiha Compound.

Aaron's Mindscape

"What was that?" Aaron asked as he sat in front of Akahana's cell.

"I don't know. I heard some kind of voice when the kid's eyes glowed purple." Akahana told him.

"A voice? Do you think it's another demon?" He asked her.

"I think it is." A familiar voice came from behind them. Aaron swiveled around to see a near perfect copy of himself, except the copy was wearing a dark grey hoodie, a pair of black sweatpants, and had a necklace with a crystal attached to it around his neck. His skin was pale, and his pupils were silver.

"Inner?"

"Yeah, it's me."

"You think it's another demon?"

"Most likely."

"Huh." Suddenly, voices could be heard from all around.

"I think he's waking up..." That was Anko.

"Yeah, I think he is..." That was Nami.

"I hope he knows I didn't mean it..." That was Kurodou. A light shone from above Aaron, and he said,

"Guess it's time to go." Then he grinned at Akahana.

"But before I do..." The background suddenly changed to a wide meadow, with a sparkling waterfall on the side of a rock formation in one part, a mini-Konoha that was as big as 2 of Aaron in another, a massive pet bed in another, and a small shed.

"The waterfall is for whatever use you like, the mini-Konoha is for just destroying something to vent or something else, and it also repairs itself, the pet bed is for just relaxing or sleeping in, and the shed is full of stuff I'm sure you'll like." Then Aaron floated up and out of sight.

Aaron's Bedroom

He sat up in his bed slowly.

'How did I get here?' He thought. Then he noticed that a bunch of people were right in his face, staring at him.

"Waaah!" He cried out, jumping straight out of bed, then falling on the floor. He got back up slowly, a huge goose egg on his head.

"Sonovabitch..." He grumbled, rubbing the sore spot on his cranium. The he blinked. People were still staring at him. It was Anko, Rich, May, Arine (who actually wasn't in his face and instead was on the other side of the room), Kurodou, Nami, Kushinara, three other genin who he hadn't met, and a Jounin named Kizaro.

"Why're you all staring at me like that?" He asked.

"HOW THE HELL DID YOU WAKE UP SO FAST!" Kurodou shouted, pointing a finger at Aaron.

"Trust me, if I told you, you'd shit concrete blocks." He replied.

"And why did you ask why I woke up so fast?"

"Well, when this would happen before, the people it happened to wouldn't wake up for a week."

"This happened before?"

"Yeah," Kurodou said with his head to the ground, shuffling his feet.

"One time, these bullies were ganging up on this girl I liked, so I tried to get them to go away. Then I heard this voice, and I blacked out. The next thing I knew, the bullies were unconscious and the girl was screaming. Then their parents came and started hurting me." Aaron scowled. He hated child beaters.

"Then more and more people heard about me, and I got hurt daily." Aaron was now growling.

"You...You're not going to hurt me, are you?" Kurodou then asked. Aaron shook his head.

"I would never hurt a child. It's despicable, and only the lowest of the low besides rapists would do it."Aaron then looked down, and noticed he was shirtless.

"Um...why am I shirtless?" He asked, laughing a little in between his words.

"Well...we wanted to carry you to the hospital, and we tried to pick you up, but we couldn't lift you off the ground at all. So we figured out that your shirt weighed about five tons, so Nami substituted with it so we could carry you. Then we ran into her," Kurodou pointed at Anko.

"And she told us to bring you here. Then she got your friends and we waited for you to wake up."

"Huh. Substitution. Now that's the kind of idea I'd expect from my genin." Aaron said, ruffling Nami's hair. A knock came at his door.

"I'll get it." He said, getting up out of bed. Aaron walked over to the door before anyone could complain. An ANBU was standing there.

"Yeah?" He asked.

"Danzo-sama requests your presence." Aaron rolled his eyes mentally. He wanted to flip off that douche for taking his brother's best friend's eye.

"Sure. I'll be there." The ANBU bowed, and then raced off. Aaron got back to everyone else.

"I have to go see the old war fart." His best friends, Arine, and Anko of course knew he meant Danzo, but Kizaro was a little mad at his language.

"You shouldn't speak about a council member that way!" He scolded.

"Tch. If you knew as much about him as I did, you'd want his head on a pike." With that, Aaron left, but not before saying,

"By the way, Team Four, you pass. I'll take you all out for a treat later." With a smirk that was hidden from view, he teleported to the Council Hall.

"What now?" He asked the two elders and Danzo.

"It has come to our attention that you have not made any worthwhile contributions to the village." He wanted to pimp-slap Danzo right then and there.

"You must make a contribution, or face having your license revoked."

"You want me to make a contribution?" Aaron asked angrily.

"Oh, I'll make a contribution." He teleported to Tsunade's office.

"Tsunade, tell everyone to gather in the middle of the village." She turned around in surprise.

"And to prepare for the biggest mind fuck of their lives..." He teleported to the middle of town. Within minutes, everyone was gathered.

"What did you call us here for, Aaron?" Tsunade asked. He flashed a grin.

"My contribution." Eight clones appeared and formed a circle around him. They each got into separate positions, and began a ritual, forming a giant golden seal on the ground. One Aaron was sending streaks of light across the earth. Another was marking dots and lines with his feet. Another Aaron was slamming bolts of energy into the ground. Another was spinning, creating swirling and glowing patterns in the earth. Four others were repeating the first four's actions. When the entire group stopped, the seal was about 30 feet long was in the middle of everyone. Without warning, Aaron shouted,

"Now watch as I do something no demon would wish to do!" He slammed his palm into the ground, giving a cry of,

"RESURRECTION!" A column of light burst from the seal and rose beyond the limits of the world. When it dimmed into nothing, there was more than one person standing on the seal. On the ground where the seal lay, along with Aaron, was...

CLIFFHANGER NO JUTSU!

Chapter...END!

I AM EVIIIIIIIILLLLL!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You'll just have to read the next chapter to find out who Aaron resurrected. Try to guess who it is! I bet you can't!

See ya next time!

~Jinso ^3^