HALLOO! IT IS I, THE GREAT, ALL-POWERFUL, ALL-KNOWING—AND OPEN 24/7, FIVE DAYS A WEEK—JINSO-SAMA! AND I AM HERE WITH CHAPTER 55, SO PREPARE FOR THE BIGGEST, MOST EPIC, MOST MIND-BLOWING, MOST OH-MY-GOD-I-SHIT-MY-PANTS MIND FUCK EVER!

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I love mind fucks...

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ANYWAYS, Chapter 55:

SH1T HITS THE FAN; A HOKAGE IS REVIVED!

I WANNA ROCK!

ROCK!

Chapter...BEGIN!

There...standing in the middle of the crowd with Aaron...was none other than the Yondaime himself, Minato Namikaze, and Kushina Uzumaki, Konoha's Red Death...

"Konoha?" Minato asked. 100% of the Yondaime's fanbase fainted.

"Dad?" Naruto's voice called out. The Yondaime and Kushina turned in Naruto's direction.

"Naruto?" Said jinchuriki popped out of the crowd. Almost immediately, tears were in his eyes. Naruto ran up to his mom and dad and he was pulled straight into a hug. About 99.98% of the entirety of Konoha jaw-dropped. Minato turned in Aaron's direction.

"You? You're the one that brought us back?" He asked. Aaron smiled.

"Yep."

"How did you manage to do that?" Kushina asked him.

"There's nothing God can't do..." He responded cryptically.

"Well, that and I had to promise the Shinigami that I'd let him 'have fun' with Orochimaru. And he doesn't mean sex." Both Kushina and Minato's eyes widened in understanding.

"Yep, Shinigami's one sadistic son of a bitch."

"WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE!" One of the civilians cried out.

"THE FOURTH IS THE DEMON'S FATHER!" Aaron, Minato, and Kushina all glared the moment he said "demon". Minato turned to face Aaron.

"Why is my son being called a demon?" He asked in an angry voice.

"Nearly everyone was an asshole to Naruto since he contains the Kyuubi, and so most of the civilians think he's the demon incarnate, and therefore did a number of things to him I shouldn't talk about in front of small children." Aaron whispered. He nodded in understanding. Then Tsunade walked up to him.

"Well, seeing as how the Yellow Flash is alive again, I'd say he can be the Hokage again as well." Minato nodded and said,

"I think I'll do that for a bit." Then nearly everyone cheered. Those who didn't were apparently drunk, and just sulked in the fact that they couldn't harm the "demon".

"As thanks for bringing me back to my son," Minato couldn't finish because Rich stepped out of the crowd.

"Make that sons." Minato and Kushina couldn't speak.

"Rishi?"

"Present." Rich said with an amused smirk. He then walked over to his mom and dad, and said,

"Anyone messes with my little brother, and they're gonna get an ass-kicking from the Red Death, the Yellow Flash, and the Yellow Streak." Minato turned to Rich.

"The Yellow Streak?" Rich grinned.

"My friend here..." He jerked his thumb at Aaron.

"...Finished up the Hirashin." Minato chuckled.

"Iwa's gonna shit their pants when they hear the Yellow Flash is back, and he's got a successor." May walked over to the growing group.

"Whoever messes with Naruto is also gonna get a Jyuuken bitch slap from me." Aaron walked over to the Uzumaki Family.

"The last and worst thing anyone who messes with my best friend's brother is gonna get is an ass-kicking from God, and trust me, it'll be far worse than their tiny little brains could ever handle." He said, cracking his knuckles for extra measure. The crowd was stunned.

"Well, I think we'd all better get back to our daily lives." Minato said, clapping his hands together. The crowd murmured, but dispersed within minutes. Only Team Four remained in the middle of the village.

"If there is anything I can do for you, let me know." Minato said to Aaron. Aaron thought for a moment, then got a devious grin. He leaned into Minato's ear and whispered something. His eyes widened, then grew a proud look in them.

"Can do." Aaron turned to Team Four. They were looking at him with complete shock and awe in their eyes.

"YOU'RE GOD!" Nami shouted. Aaron scratched the back of his head.

"Well, Kami is, but I'm kinda her superior." He said. His three genin of course then proceeded to let their jaws hit the ground with three musical clanks. He turned back to the Fourth.

"I'll fill you in on details of Naruto's past later." Minato nodded and walked away with his two sons and Kushina. Aaron then turned back to his still shocked genin team.

"Now for your celebration." His genin clenched their hands in excitement. What was it going to be?

"I've decided that we and some friends of each of us are all going to take a trip to the beach." Their eyes widened.

"YATTA!" Kurodou shouted, pumping his fist.

"Although, it's going to take a while for us to get a day off. I'll see if we can get it by the time we finish our first C-Rank." Their excitement dropped 100 feet off a building.

"AW MAN!" Kurodou yelled.

"Don't worry. We each get to invite three friends."

"Ok, Hiroshi-sensei." The three of them mumbled.

"Now you guys need to get home and get much rest for tomorrow." The three of them waved goodbye to their sensei and walked off.

"Now to go see the Hokage." He teleported away, only to miss the sound of an explosion at the place he needed to go to.

Hokage Tower

"Give up! We have you surrounded! Even a Kage cannot handle 1000 Elite Jounin!" A voice shouted at Minato. He was sitting in his chair calmly, his face obscured by shadow.

"Is that so? I distinctly remember the Fourth taking down ten thousand Iwa Jounin by himself." Minato retorted.

"The Fourth is dead! We're going to claim this village in the name of Iwagakure for revenge!" Minato smirked, not that they could see it. A thousand Iwa Jounin were all throughout the building, holding people hostage. One hundred were in the office where Minato was.

"Sorry to disappoint you, but..." He stood up out of his chair, the light now revealing his shaggy blonde hair, his cerulean blue eyes, and the same smirk which he had on in the Third Shinobi World War; the one which made even the adults of Iwagakure leave the lights on in their rooms at night.

"The Fourth is back." The 100 Jounin in the room pretty much shit bricks when that happened. There was even the sound of about 20 clangs on the ground, and also the sound of pants ripping.

"H-H-How! You're dead!"

"Not anymore." Aaron grinned in his shadowy hiding spot. It was so much fun to perform a mind fuck.

"Ohhhhhhhh shiit..." One of the Iwa Jounin said. About ten of the forces in the office immediately fainted. Aaron stepped out of his hiding spot.

"The Fourth is the least of your problems now." He said with a smirk that practically screamed "One wrong move and you're all fucked."

"Who-Who're you?" The lead Iwa Jounin asked, pointing a shaky finger at Aaron.

"Who am I?" Aaron folded his arms.

"I am the one who you fear all your life; I am the one which rules over all with divine justice; I am the one whose mere name makes their enemies quake and shit their pants..." He then grinned at the Jounin, making them all wish they had written a will.

"I am...God." That pretty much ensured the pissing of the 100 other pairs of pants in the room.

"Yep...For you Iwa-nin, shit just hit the fan." Aaron said with a sadistic chuckle.

Chapter...END!

Now Naruto has his family all together! HELLZ YESH! And what will happen to the Iwa-nin?

A/N 1: I see that some people might want a lemon, so I have a contest. *evilly grins* If anyone can guess my first name before November 8th (When the 4th book in the Inheritance Cycle (The Eragon series) comes out), I will include a lemon between Aaron, Konan, and Anko in another chapter. (And I still might even if no one manages to...Mwahaha...)

BETTER GUESS GOOD!

Also, does anyone know what I am talking about when I say the Eragon series? THE BOOKS WERE AWESOME! HELLZ YEASH!

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Though the movie was a complete fail. Eragon's hair is brown and his eyes are green instead of blonde hair and blue eyes. He also doesn't have a British accent. Brom has white and grey hair and a medium-small beard. And Arya has long black hair.

WHY THE FUCK DO THEY ALWAYS SCREW UP THE INTEGRITY OF AWESOME BOOKS WHENT HEY MAKE THE GODDAMN MOVIES! WHYYY-HI-HI-HY!

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See you next time! (I have mood swings! HELLZ YEAH!)

~Jinso