Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia.

"We have gathered this emergency meeting today to discuss a troubling and alarming matter! It must be seen that it is taken care of immediately!"

The other countries in the room nodded grimly, except for Veneziano, who just looked worriedly between Germany and Romano. Finally Poland spoke up. "Like, what's the problem?"

England closed his eyes for a moment before they snapped open, catching everyone in their fiery, fierce gaze. "A strange and problematic disease is sweeping across the United States. It's affecting their ability to think, changing everything they stand for! It's…not bloody normal!"

Russia raised his hand. "And why should we be concerned? It does not affect us…"

France looked seriously at the enormous country. "It might affect our economies, and might even make American more dangerous! It is essential for our survival to fix this."

Frowning and cocking his head, Cuba asked warily, "And why would it make him more dangerous? If anything, he'd just be weaker!"

England shoved Canada forward and nodded, telling him to speak. The Canadian cleared his throat quietly, before saying, "It-It's true. He's… more serious. His mind is sharper. It's…s-scary, actually…"

The other countries nodded as they focused in on the information, not bothering to ask who the strange country that looked like America was.

"So what do we do? What can we do?" Hungary placed a worried hand over her heart. "If he's that dangerous, he might use new mind-power to construct a plan to dominate the world!"

England rubbed his jaw competitively, a serious look adorning his features. "I… I don't know. I guess we'll have to ask America if he needs help. If it's serious and he actually is a threat…" England closed his fist. "There's nothing we can do to save him."

Everyone sat on that for a few minutes. Finally, someone asked the question everyone wanted to know.

"So…" China asked curiously. "What exactly is this disease, aru?"

England faced China, a dead serious look planted on his face. "It has been named: INGEHA, or I'm Not Going to Eat Hamburgers Anymore."

This started as, what would happen if America stopped eating burgers? And then, how would the other countries react? So anyway, thanks for reading this, my one...loyal...reader...PHAMENIA IS AMAZING! IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS STORY, AT LEAST GO READ HERS!

No loyal review except one... *sniff* Oh well. Just gotta keep writing.