OHAYO! NAMAE WA JINSO-KUN DESU!

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You might not remember what that means...

HI! MY NAME IS JINSO-KUN!

I was formerly Jinsokuna wa mada yasashii, but I decided that was too long of a pen name, so I changed it!

I AM NOW JINSO-KUN, STILL THE CONQUEROR OF FATE, THE MASTER OF PWNAGE, AND THE GUY SHIKAMARU WISHES HE WAS! I'M THAT LAZY!

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But I still type my stories every day for two reasons.

It is my FAVORITE thing to do! Especially since I'm not a sports person.

I enjoy making the readers (that's you all) happy with my comedy, action, adventure, drama, and REFERENCES!

Here's a little bit of news about my day!

Today at school, we were playing a game of flag football, and the boys were separated from the girls. If you didn't want to play competitively, you could do practice throwing. So I was practicing with some friends, when this douche named Alfredo starts chucking a football at me for no reason. The guy is a midget, but he's got a bodybuilder's strength! He hit me on the right side of my face, my right ear, my left wrist, my right thigh, and that one place where my future children are stored. Now, that normally hurts a guy, and I'M BEING COMPLETELY HONEST HERE, but I literally just shook it off. Getting hit in the balls didn't even hurt that much! My friends saw that, and one of them said, "That's just not right" at how I didn't even flinch when I got hit down there. I GOT BALLS O' STEEL!

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Now let's get on with the chapter!

Chapter 59:

I JUST WANTED TO GO TO THE BEACH!

PLAYERS, START YOUR ENGINES!

Chapter...BEGIN!

3 Days Later

Aaron and his team landed down in front of the gates. He presented himself and the genin to the Chunin who were guarding, and they entered and reported to the Hokage.

"So the mission was a success?"

"Yep. We got him there safely, and I helped him with his project."

"What was his project, anyways?"

"Sorry, but I promised him I wouldn't tell. I also promised that my genin wouldn't tell. He wants it to be a secret." Minato nodded.

"People do need to have their privacy." A question popped into Aaron's mind.

"I promised my genin that after our first C-Rank or higher mission that I would take them to the beach, along with some friends, is that alright?"

"The beach? I suppose it would be okay, but you'd have to speak with the other Jounin senseis."

"Alright. Thank you." He turned along with his genin and they left. He went to ask the other Jounin, and unfortunately, they all said no.

"Sorry guys, but you can't bring along any friends with you when we go to the beach."

"Awwwww!"

"I know, but the other Jounin won't allow it."

"Now I need you guys to get packed and—" He was interrupted by an Iwa-nin zooming past him, cackling, with two ANBU following.

'Did that Iwa-nin have long blonde hair?' He thought.

"Hang on, I'll check that out." He rushed, following the two ANBU to an alley. There stood the Iwa-nin, and to Aaron's chagrin, it was Deidara.

"Deidara?" He asked. The blonde terrorist cackled again.

"I'm not the real Deidara, but that's not the only surprise! Iwa is going to take the Yellow Flash down and make sure he stays down! We march to war today!" 'Deidara' opened his cloak, revealing about 5,000 explosive notes stuck to his body.

"I'm a clone, but I'm also ART! BECAUSE ART IS A BANG! KATSU!" Right as the explosion was triggered, Aaron put up a shield of light around 'Deidara', covering up the explosion, but the ground still shook and the noise was still heard. The entire village shook, with citizens crying out.

"ANBU! Take care of any citizens that were harmed. I'll inform the Hokage!" The two ANBU, Bird and Otter nodded, then sped off. Aaron made a hand sign and teleported into the Hokage's office.

Hokage's Office

"...And that's what happened." Minato stood straight up out of his chair.

"We have to prepare! Get the Jounin and Chunin ready!" Aaron shook his head.

"I'm sorry, but I'm needed elsewhere. I'll join in at the right time." Minato was surprised, but nodded. Aaron then teleported off.

Unknown Location

"Meiyu, are you sure this will work?"

"Absolutely. You have to believe in the heart of the cards and it will."

"Yeah, yeah, I got the 'Heart of the Cards' speech from Yugi a couple of years ago." Meiyu scowled in a cute way.

"You know, you could just go with it like a regular epic character would." Aaron rolled his eyes.

"Come on! Doesn't it get a little old always talking about 'The Heart of the Cards' during a preparation scene?" He asked.

"Maybe for you. I find it enjoyable that little kids get inspired by believing in yourself so you can do anything." She crossed her arms over her chest, which might I add in a FACTUAL, AND NON-PERVERSE way, was well-endowed. I'm not a pervert, I'm a lecher. There's a difference. I don't take thongs and bras, or grope someone out of nowhere. I just make perverted jokes. BACK TO THE STORY!

"Fine. The next time there's an epic preparation scene, we'll do the 'Heart of the Cards' shit, okay?"

"Okay." Aaron's pulled his duel disk out of nowhere and it glowed.

"Now to go get them..." Meiyu disappeared back into her card and he zoomed off.

Evacuated Kusa no Kuni Territory, 3 Hours Later

"Dammit, where is he?" Anko cursed as she weaved in between two Iwa-nin. They were standing in territory in Kusa no Kuni, where everyone in the entire land had evacuated so no civilians would be harmed. Pretty much everyone that was in the anime was there. Suddenly, a cry rang out.

"!"

(BGM ACTIVATED: RAISING FIGHTING SPIRIT (This is the part where you stop reading for a few moments, go to Youtube, and search up this epic song, then read while the music is playing))

Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at the sky. A giant golden dragon was charging towards them. Riding on top of Kinkaku was Aaron, standing on the reptile like he was surfing. Kinkaku landed in the middle of the battlefield as everyone backed away from the massive dragon as he touched down. Off his back hopped Aaron, landing in a semi-crouch with his right hand on the ground. He slowly rose up, and said,

"I hope I didn't miss out on the fun. I brought some special guests." Off of Kinkaku someone hopped and landed on Aaron's left.

"Bring it on, fuckers!" Came the delighted voice of a certain silver-haired psychopath. Itachi appeared in a shunshin on Aaron right.

"I won't go easy on you." The blonde terrorist of Iwa appeared in an explosion in front of Hidan and Aaron, between the space that was between those two.

"Art is a BANG!" The bi-polar plant man we all know and love tunneled out of the ground opposite of Deidara.

"We want some food now." Aaron flicked his left wrist, and a gauntlet on it turned into a duel disk.

"Let's do this." The armies charged once more, and Aaron hopped onto Kinkaku, taking off into the sky. He observed the fighting from up above, and after 30 minutes, he said,

"Everyone stop!" Everyone stopped what they were doing, and looked up at him.

"I have a way to determine the outcome of the battle!" He flew down and landed.

"There will be no killing! If anyone from Iwagakure can beat me in a duel, Iwa shall win, and lives will be spared. If I win, Konoha wins, and people's lives will still be spared." Someone spoke up.

"A kenjutsu duel?"

"No." He held up his duel disk.

"Does anyone know how to use one of these?" Aaron asked.

"I do." A voice answered from the Iwa side. The group parted, and a familiar figure walked out. A smirk twitched on Aaron's lips.

"I don't believe it!" Rich cried out.

"Glad to see such a fine duelist here, Seto Kaiba."

Chapter...END!

Kaiba is here, and he's probably gonna be a douchebag!

OHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

THE PEOPLE AT SCHOOL ARE MAJOR DOUCHES AND I HATE A LOT OF THEM!

Find out what happens next time...

WHEN I POST THE NEXT CHAPTER!

PEACE!

~Jinso-kun ^3^