WELCOME TO THE FIRST OF THE LAST TWO CHAPTERS OF ALL THE BIRDS OF AKATSUKI! GET READY TO RUMBLE!

Yeah, I know I said three chapters in the previous one, but it's actually two. Second-to-last chapter, here we go!

Chapter 61:

OH DEAR LORD...PREGNANCY...

Let's git it awwwwn!

Chapter...BEGIN!

Aaron woke up to a pair of soft arms around his torso. He looked over and saw Anko laying beside him.

'What happened last night?' Then it hit him.

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"OHHHH KAMI!"

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'Yep...I love the sex...' Anko stirred noiselessly.

"Urp...I don't feel so good..." She said. Aaron helped her get up and took her to the bathroom. She went inside and closed the door. He could hear the sounds of her retching, and then...urinating? After a few minutes, Anko came back out with a smile on her face.

"Guess what?" She asked quietly.

"What?"

"I'm...pregnant..." The last word came out as a whisper, but he heard it.

"Well, that's nice and..." That's when reality gave him a good old kick to the balls.

'Overload! INITIATING COOL DOWN! INITIATING COOL DOWN!'

His mind said mechanically.

"Pregnant?"

"You don't want kids?" She asked in a hurt voice.

"No-no-no-no-no! I'm gonna love my kids 'till the end of time! It's just...I wish I didn't have to wait nine months for it to happen. There's also the hormones, and I know you love the poon..." Anko smiled.

"Well, we're getting an ultrasound in a few weeks." Aaron was jumping for joy on the inside.

"Why wait?" Aaron's hand glowed a light blue and he placed it over her belly.

"So far, you're a month in..." He smiled warmly.

"We're going to have one child..." He kept his hand there, and Anko placed her hand over his.

"Then I'm glad it's with you..." Suddenly, a person crashed in through their window.

"HOLY SHIT!" Aaron yelled. Anko screamed. The person got up. It was Rich.

"Damn...got to fix that catapult sometime." He said, dusting himself off and brushing glass out of his hair.

"Why the hell did you just crash in through my window?" Aaron asked loudly.

"Well, Naruto and I were testing out this catapult we bought a few days ago. Looks like we got the trajectory wrong...Eheheheh..." Rich sheepishly rubbed the back of his head. Aaron sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose.

"You always were an RPG nerd..."

"Hey! There's nothing wrong with virtual females dressed in revealing armor going around and slaying creatures!"

"Whatever..."

"Hey, at least it's not as bad as the time I did that thing."

"Oh yeah. That reminds me. I still have yet to get you back for downloading elf porn on my computer. You ruined Bob's innocence!" Anko giggled.

"Elf porn?" Aaron and Rich both said,

"Don't ask."

"Well, since you're here, you want to hear some big news?"

"What?"

"I'm gonna be a father!" Rich's eyes widened.

"Oh my god! WE BE GETTIN' DRUNK TONIGHT!"

"Well, I'm not. I can't." Aaron said with a chuckle. Aaron turned to Anko.

"You can gather all the girls for a party." Anko cheered.

"Now, then, let's go!"

8 Hours Later, 6:00 PM

"Woohoo!" Rich shouted. He clapped a hand on Aaron's shoulder. Kakashi, Jiraiya, Itachi, Rich, Aaron, and Hansuke were in a rented bar.

"Where are they?" Aaron asked.

"Who?"

"I invited some others to come here." Zetsu suddenly tunneled out of the ground.

"Hey Zetsu."

"What's this party for?" The bipolar plant man asked him.

"You'll find out when everyone else arrives." Aaron's ears picked up on something.

"3...2...1..." As he said 0, Kisame, Hidan, and Deidara busted in the door.

"Did some fucker say party?" Hidan asked. They ran in. Pein walked in calmly behind them.

"Do you always have to bust in the door?" He asked.

"Ok, everyone's here, so I have a big announcement..." Aaron said.

"I'm gonna be a father!" Everyone but Rich, Hansuke, and Itachi jaw-dropped.

"Got some, didn't ya!" Kisame shouted after they all recovered. Aaron just grinned.

"You dog!" A knock came at the entrance of the bar.

"Ugh. Doesn't anybody know when to NOT knock on the door of the places I go to?" He asked. He walked over to the door, and opened it. There was a low-ranking ANBU, with a regular face mask that just...looked like a face-mask.

"What?" He asked.

"The council would like to see you, Lord Uchiha." Aaron could feel the contempt in the ANBU's voice.

"Fine." The ANBU left, and Aaron could hear them mumbling something along the lines of "I can't believe I have to give the other demon respect..." Aaron turned around and sighed.

"I have to go see the thrice-damned civilian council." He told them. Then he teleported away.

Civilian Council Hall

"So what is it I'm here for? I was throwing a bachelor's party." Aaron said in a bored voice.

"That's precisely what you're here for." Danzo said.

"WE WON'T HAVE FILTH RUNNING AROUND IN OUR VILLAGE!" A certain pink banshee yelled. Aaron's eye twitched.

"We are going to have surgeons remove her ovary in order to keep more traitors from being spawned." Danzo told him. A black aura suddenly grew around Aaron. He chuckled evilly.

"I don't think so. You guys have tested my patience enough, so here's what's going to happen instead: I'm going trap the mind of everyone in here but Danzo in the Midnight Realm, then I'm going to have a little chat with him. Sound good? Ok!" He focused his mind, and the eyes of everyone but Danzo widened, glazed, and then the empty bodies all slumped.

"Now then, Danzo, I have a little proposal for you. If you don't try—and MISERABLY fail—to cut out Anko's ovary, then I just might let the Hokage only disband Ne, instead of disbanding it and executing you. Does that sound like a deal?" Danzo quickly agreed.

"Good. Oh, and, by the way..." Danzo repeated what the council members did, and slumped.

"Shit...Don't know how I'm gonna explain this..." Aaron shrugged.

"I'll cross that bridge when I get to it."

'Though, I'd prefer not to speak of this.' Aaron then teleported back to the bar.

"What did they call you there for?" Rich asked.

"I really don't wanna talk about it."

Chapter...END!

So did you like it? The LAST chapter will come out soon, so keep bird-watching this story!

~Jinso-kun