Oneshot Heaven!

by IceEckos12

45th oneshot: It's night of the full moon, and the Underworld is saying their prayers, hoping nothing goes amiss. However a small incident leads to a big problem, forcing two enemies to work together to prevent the destruction of the entire town. Can Elizaveta the vampire huntress put aside her hatred, or will her pride rip her and the rest of the city apart?

7. Where Babies come from

I don't own APH… or this story. *Pfft*

"England, where do babies come from?"

England nearly choked and blushed, fingering his collar nervously. He'd never thought the question would come up, so he wasn't prepared; America just seemed so… naïve, England had actually started to believe that the question would never come up. Of course, right now, America sitting expectantly on his bed, waiting for England, he knew he had no choice.

"Um…well, America, um…" England started off smartly, still blushing. "There's… the birds and the bees." The birds and the bees? How original. England snorted mentally but continued. "B-But wait, but before that though, there's uh, w-where they actually come from..." England was simply babbling now; he had no clue where this was going. He raised his finger. "Is… there's a cabbage that's under a gooseberry bush. It's very hard to find. And the bees, they sting… they sting the birds… and the birds don't always like it, but it sometimes happens, though I hear the bees enjoy it…" England averted his eyes, still babbling. "Um…" He continued. "And, um… the bird flies all the way looking for this ca—" England paused. "For this gooseberry bush which the cabbage is under. And it's very difficult to find."

And so, England made up a complete BS story about where babies come from.

"…And leaves the baby on the doorstep!" America finished, grinning happily at Canada. They had both agreed to ask their mentors where babies came from, and America was proud to have gotten it from England first. However, instead of nodding to confirm the story, Canada's face filled with horror. "That's not what France told me!"

"…So you see, Canada, when a man loves a woman… it's very simple." France held up a donut. "This is the $%#&." France held up a wurst. "This is a %#$." France's face had the pervert look. "And you…start playing—you tickle her a little bit…and then start ramming with total speed… with the speed of light if you can achieve it…and then… just give her all you've got like a train! It needs to be like—like a train arriving at the station over and over again…"

I don't this story whatsoever; I got it off youtube, which was an adaptation of a webcomic. So technically, I don't own this at all, except the stuff in between.

Now I know this is really perverted an all, but I couldn't help it. I cracked up so bad when I read saw this. Go to this link: http:/ .com/ watch?v=PWMs2x9Dmtw without the spaces. This might be a little graphic (courtesy of Francis) however I think it's safer than some of the fics I've seen.