HEY! It's Jinso-kun!
I can't believe it's the last chapter already!
Naruto: Dattebayo!
*Clonks him on the head* Stop that. You ruined the effect.
Naruto: *rubs head* Ouch...You remind me of Sakura-chan's super strength.
I work out.
ON WITH THE CHAPTER!
Let's go!
Chapter...BEGIN!
Konoha Hospital
"Come on, Anko, you've got to push." Aaron said soothingly.
"I swear to God, you'll never touch me again, you fuck-head shit-bag!" Anko yelled as she strained.
'Childbirth is so hard...' In three other rooms, Konan, Akahana, and Aaruka were all saying things similar to Anko because of the pain. Only four of the women Aaron was said to marry accepted, and he was alright with that. Hey, it's like what Naruto told Neji at the Chunin Exams; Fate is something you can always change. With one last push, a new life was created.
"We have a baby boy." Aaron told her. She smiled wearily, holding the dark purple-haired boy.
"What should we name him?"
"Nonoshiri (Swearing), because I've got a feeling that with both of our genes, he's gonna be cussing like a sailor." Anko chuckled.
"How about Kagizdume (Talon)? He might take a liking to Kinkaku." She suggested. Aaron smiled.
"Then that's what we'll name him." He walked out of the room to go visit everyone else. Konan was first. She had produced a baby girl with midnight blue-ish black hair, and was cradling her gently. She looked up at Aaron and smiled.
"What should her name be?" She asked.
"Kinu (Silk)." He replied. Konan smiled again and nodded. Aaron walked to Akahana's room.
"Hello, dear." She said. He looked down upon his hanyou child. The little boy had tiny clay red fox ears on the top of his head, and a single tail behind him of the same color.
"What is his name?" A nurse who came in the room asked. She was one of the kinder people in the village, and treated Naruto kindly.
"Te-ru (Tails)." Aaron said. The little boy that was his reminded him of a certain blue hedgehog's sidekick, who had two tails.
"He's beautiful." The nurse said.
"That he is." Aaron reached out his hand. The little newborn hanyou reached a feeble hand out, and grabbed Aaron's pinky finger.
"Dad reaches out for a move, but the son uses his grip of doom!" Aaron quietly announced. He moved his pinky around in the child's grip making noises. He laughed quietly. Aaron then went to see Aaruka. She was holding another little boy with spiky black hair, taking after his dad.
"Kurotama (Jet)." Aaron said.
Aaron's House; 4 Hours Later
A baby shower was held for Aaron and the other four women. Rich, Hansuke, May, Arine, Kakashi, Jiraiya, Itachi, Sasuke, Naruto, Hinata, Minato, Kushina, Kurenai, and Ibiki were all chatting and there was a table filled with presents. Aaron took Kakashi and Jiraiya aside for a private conversation.
"Listen to me very carefully, you two," Aaron began, his Elder Sharingan flashing dangerously.
"I want you to know that if I find out that any of my children have ever taken a few notes out of your lessons, if you know what I mean, there will be no dimension, no alternate plane of existence, and no lifetime in which you will be safe from me. Got it?" The two perverts nearly pissed their pants at the controlled but non-explosive killer intent rolling off of him. They both nodded. Aaron's Sharingan went away, and he smiled.
"Great! Let's continue with the party!" He walked away. Kakashi leaned in near Jiraiya.
"Fathers are scary." He said.
"Especially dimension-hopping, time-traveling, super-powered, sadistic fathers." Jiraiya added back.
"Heard that." Aaron called. They both froze. As the time came, presents were opened, and pictures were taken.
"Kinu, meet Uncle Itachi." Aaron said. Itachi held his niece with a smile.
"Oh my god, he's smiling!" Naruto cried, pointing at him. Aaron and Itachi both scowled. The baby girl took a page from their book, and scowled at Naruto as well. Well, as much of a scowl as a newborn could manage.
"First off, do not invoke my name in vain." Aaron said jokingly.
"And second," Itachi tried to Tsukuyomi Naruto, but he looked away. The baby girl once again copied Itachi, and pretended to Tsukuyomi Naruto. A bunch of people (mainly women and girls) let out an "aww". Aaron looked at his daughter and chuckled.
"I can tell she's going to love doing that." Aaron let Ibiki hold Kagizdume.
"Kagizdume, meet your Uncle Ibiki." He said. Morino Ibiki, for the first time in a while, actually smiled. All of the women were crowded around Te-ru, who was giggling and playing with his tail. They had stars in their eyes. Kurotama was being held by Sasuke, who was also smiling. Life was great.
Chapter...END!
And...we're done! *confetti flies everywhere* The sequel will be coming out this week, so be on the lookout for
The Children of the Four Blades!
~Jinso-kun
