Seo Hyun here! I'm sorry once again! I haven't been on computers lately because of classes. I've been attending some "pre-classes" that start about a week before school actually starts, so I've been busy, hehe! Plus we got flooding and the power has been throwing a lot of mood swings! Luckily, I got a laptop! Well, sorry if the story kind of sucks…. I don't remember much! Please enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Heart no Kuni no Alice!

Chapter Seven: Forget it!

Alice immediately collapsed onto Boris's bed right after their day long shopping trip and lesson. She tossed several of the shopping bags onto the floor and sighed. Boris gave a small frown as he picked them up and placed them next to the other bags on the couch.

"No need to throw your clothes so ruthlessly Alice," said Boris. He spent money on her and this is what he gets? He lay down next to the eleven year old and played with her hair.

"So…. whatcha wanna do now?" Boris asked with a nonchalant face.

Alice frowned. "I don't know. I thought you're the teacher…. shouldn't you know what to teach me?" She slapped his hand and sat up, combing her hair.

"No need to be mean either," pouted Boris. He licked his hand and stared at her.

"Oh… since you're done with appearances and how a boy's mind works, why don't we work on some intimate things," said Boris with mischievousness written all over his face. Alice stared at him innocently.

"What do you mean by intimate things?" asked Alice. The only intimate thing she knew how to do was holding hands and kiss—

Her thoughts stopped. "Boris….are you going to teach me how to kiss?"

Boris started to laugh. I was going to teach her about 'that' but kissing is fine.

"Come here Alice…."

Back at the hatter's mansion:

"You're doing very well Julius," said Blood with satisfaction. Over these past few cycles (since time is unpredictable here) he's been teaching Julius how to become a gentleman; in other words how to become more like him.

"You really think so onii-sama?" asked Julius. He's been calling him with honorifics because he respected the mafia boss for teaching him about girls. Julius's image completely changed. He wore a cute—er—I mean handsome suit like Blood and instead of having a top hat, he carried a watch, just like how he was when he was older.

"I think you're ready for the next lesson," said Blood. "I have arranged negotiations with the amusement park and you can come along and see how a man handles annoying and aggravating situations." Julius gave a smile and followed the older man out of the mansion.

Back at the amusement park:

"Boris are you sure that kissing starts with the neck?" asked Alice. Boris was sitting next to her on the bench in the park. Luckily for him, the park was closed for the day due to negotiations with Blood.

"Yeah Alice! Usually let the guys start first," said Boris. He gave a small smile to her.

"Why do guys get to kiss the girls first?" asked Alice.

"Because we're guys!"

"That's not an answer!"

"Yes it is!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Do you want to learn or not?" threatened Boris. He really wanted to teach her how to kiss. He leaned in closer to the tween who started to blush.

"Yes, I want to learn," she mumbled.

"Good!" said Boris. "Now, see where I'm pointing?" He poked at Alice's neck, near her shoulders. She nodded her head. "That's were guys usually start."

He started to move in closer to the young girl and soon, he was on top of her. "B-b-boris?" Alice only managed to stutter and blush as he kissed… well more like licked her neck and made her feel all lightheaded.

"Then Alice, as the guy starts moving up your neck, he will start placing kisses near your lips," said Boris with a tint of happiness on his face. Alice was too weak to respond and she had no idea what this older teen was doing to her.

Back to Julius:

"Mary, I must simply say, you haven't changed at all," said Blood said with a suave look on his face. Gowland's eyes grew fire and he shouted back at Blood.

"STOP CALLING ME MARY!"

"Mary seems really mad right now onii-sama," said Julius with a smirk on his face. Blood smiled. He's learning fast.

"Blood you idiot! Is that Julius? Why did you tell him?" shouted Gowland. Julius was the only person who didn't make fun of his name, until now, when Blood brainwashed him with all these things.

"Mary, I have no idea what you are talking about. He just wants to see the young miss," said Blood calmly. A small blush crept upon Julius's face as Blood mentioned the 'young miss'.

"Stop calling me Mary and I'll find her for you!" Gowland pouted. He dragged the two outside to find her.

Meanwhile:

"Boris! Stop it!" Alice struggled under the cat boy's grip. She was underneath him as he continued kissing her on her neck and jaw line. "BORIS STOP!"

"Oh Alice, I thought I was teaching you?" said Boris with an innocent voice. Alice paid no attention and started to scream.

"GET AWAY YOU PERVERT!" Boris tried to calm her down, but he was pretty stupid himself. He was still on top of the poor girl, making it look that he was trying to do something to her.

Gowland walked down the pathway and stopped. "Is someone screaming? Or is that just me?" Blood stopped as well and listened. "Hm… It might just be some faceless person being attacked…"

Julius froze and he felt the color leave his cheeks. He knew those screams and shouts from anywhere. "Alice!" He ran off as fast as he could.

"Julius? Wait up!" Shouted Gowland. Blood groaned and followed the two.

"STOP IT, STOP IT!" she struggled under Boris and Boris continued on with the 'lesson'.

"Alice, struggling just makes it harder ya know?" said Boris with a grin. Just before he could do anything else, Julius came into the scene.

"GET OFF OF HER!" He violently shoved Boris off of Alice and carried her—bridal style. "You have no right to touch her!"

Boris gave a small grin before pulling out his gun. "Oh I see that you have been taught well Julius." Julius put Alice down on her feet, but still wrapped on arm around her waist, pulling her close to him. Alice blushed at the close proximity they were at.

"What did you do to her you creep?"

"Aww! That's not nice! I was just teaching her about kissing!" said Boris sheepishly. Julius growled and he pulled out his gun. Both of them were about to shoot until Gowland came.

*SCREEEECHHHH!*

Everyone stopped what they were doing and covered their ears for mercy. The terrible noise finally stopped and all of them looked at him with dagger eyes.

"Sorry kiddos! I don't want any of you to get hurt, especially Alice," winked Gowland.

"What were you thinking Julius?" asked Blood. He arrived right after the horrible noise. "You're supposed to be a gentleman, not a barbarian."

Julius scoffed and took off his tie and unbuttoned his shirt a little. "I don't care. I want a new teacher 'cause none of the stuff you taught me helped!" He threw his tie at the mafia boss who was surprised at Julius's actions.

Alice joined in as well. "Boris, I don't want to see you…. I want a new teacher too!" Gowland laughed and found this hilarious. "Bwahaha! You guys can't even teach a simple thing about boys and girls to well… boys and girls!" He laughed on the floor as Blood scowled and Boris blushed a bit.

"Fine. I'm leaving since our 'negotiation' is finished," said Blood. He strutted off with the scowl still stuck on his face.

After Gowland stopped laughing, he dragged Boris by the tail. "And you! You're such a perv for real Boris!" Boris blushed. "I'm not! I was 'teaching' Alice!"

Alice punched him in the stomach. "Yeah right!" She stuck her tongue out at him. "Ouch!"

"Let's go Alice," said Julius with a smile on his face. Alice smiled back at him. He grabbed her hand and they left the amusement park, the sun setting beautifully behind them.

"Do they even know where they're going?" asked Boris. He scratched his head. "Oh well—ouch!" Gowland yanked the boy's tail and continued to drag him to his room for punishment.

so how was it? I made the chapter a bit longer than usual to make up for the loss of time! ;D I find this funny because Boris couldn't even teach Alice properly without doing something wrong haha! XD and Blood was turning Julius into a mini-me. bwahahaha! For some reason, I really want to end this fanfic right now, but I my conscience is telling me to keep writing! X) Any suggestions for the next chapter? When should they turn back into normal? :O

Thanks for reading and please review! ;D