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This is a slash story with m/m lemons involved and language. If you're under 18 or that's not your thing, please just hit the red X.

There will be alternate POV's every day. They are both pretty damn talkative now!

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Chapter 58 - Decline

J-

What. The. Fuck.

My bitch of a sister has gone too damn far this time. She knows exactly what she's doing, too. She was in the same room when I told mom and dad that I didn't want them trying to push Alice on me anymore.

I'm going to get her back if it's the last thing I ever do. This was supposed to be a drama free day with Edward, and not its turned into a nightmare.

I need to just get us through this meal without letting them get to us. I look over at Edward and just nod my head at him. I'm pretty sure he understands, because he smiles at me.

Now that I've explained that he has nothing to worry about where Alice is concerned, we just have to put up with her annoying behavior. Edward knows I have absolutely no interest in her.

Rose and Alice pull out the chairs across from us and sit down. I can tell they both want to make us move, but they can't do that without making a scene in front of mom and dad. I sure as fuck am not moving out of my seat, and I'm not going to let Edward move either.

"So Jasper, what have you been doing so far this summer? I haven't seen you in town at all."

Fucking stalker.

"Well, Alice, you know I work out here all day, and I don't feel like driving all the way into town for no reason in the evenings."

I really hope she takes the hint that here is nothing I want to see in town, but I doubt she will.

"Well, I'm sure we could find something fun to do. We could go to the movies or the mall. I could take you school clothes shopping!"

Is she serious? Does she honestly expect me to get excited about going to buy clothes with her?

"Umm, Alice, school just ended so I don't need new school clothes. I'm don't really care about shopping anyway."

See you stupid, persistent, munchkin! We have nothing in common at all.

Well, other than the fact we both like cock.

"Oh, it's never too early to start getting ready for school. Don't you think that would be a good idea, Esme?"

I look over at mom with a panicked look on my face. She sure as hell better not tell her I'll go with her, because I won't do it.

"Well, Alice, you know how boys are. They just don't care about what they look like. Maybe I'll take Edward and Jasper shopping with me in August before school starts to get them some new things."

Damn, I would kiss her if it wouldn't seem really strange at the moment. Way to go, mom!

That shuts Alice up for a while, and we start passing around the food. Edward is being very quiet, but I know he's just trying to hold it together just like me.

He's sitting down closer to dad, and I have to smile when they start talking about the farm again and what we're going to do next week. Dad knows I don't mind talking about the farm, but Edward is fresh meat. He can tell all his stories to someone new and he's eating it up.

Mom reaches over and grabs my hand. I look up at her and she smiles apologetically. I have a feeling Rose pushed Alice on them at the last minute, and they didn't want to say no and hurt Alice's feelings.

I think they should have told her to fuck off, but that's just me.

I feel a foot sliding against mine, and I look across the table at Alice. She has her head turned talking to my mom. Either she's a really good actress or that isn't her foot.

I glance at Rose and see her eye-fucking Edward again. He's too busy talking to dad to notice, but I sure do. Please fucking tell me my sister is not trying to play footsie with me under the table.

I guess there's only one way to find out.

"Son of a Bitch!"

"Rose! What is wrong with you?"

Dad doesn't look happy at her little outburst, but I can't stop smiling. It's amazing how much the heel of a size 12 boot hurts.

"Sorry, Rose. Your foot must have gotten caught under the heel of my boot. Try to keep your feet on your side of the table so that doesn't happen again."

I try to sound apologetic and concerned, but no one is buying it, not even mom and dad.

Edward is trying so hard not to laugh. I know he doesn't want to look like an asshole in front of my parent's for laughing at her, but that shit was funny.

We keep eating, and I'm shocked that Alice hasn't been dominating the conversation. I mean, she normally never shuts up. I don't know if I should be grateful or scared she's up to something.

I don't have to wait long to find out.

"Oh Jazzy, Rose and I were talking and we thought it would be fun if we went out on a double date this week with you and Edward."

There is absolute silence all around the table. You could hear a pin drop.

Mom and dad look worried and amused at the same time.

Edward hasn't moved since Alice's little comment. He is still holding his fork halfway to his mouth with noodles slipping off.

The only way I'm going on a double date with those two is if they both suddenly turn lesbian and want to go out with each other while I'm with Edward.

Rose finally breaks the tension.

"Well, Edward what do you say? I really think we could have a lot of fun, and I thought you'd feel more comfortable with Jasper there since he's your new best friend or something."

She can't help but roll her eyes at that.

I want to say something good to get us out of it without sounding suspicious, but I can't come up with anything. Edward drops his fork and clears his throat.

Oh, man how in the hell is he going to get us out of this one?

"Well, Rose I'm really flattered that you'd want to, but I can't go out with you or anybody else."

Oh, fuck! What's he doing? Is he going to out us right here at the dinner table?

"Why not, Edward? I don't understand."

Rose's sweet tone is gone and her bitch voice has come out. She doesn't show this side in front of mom and dad ever.

"Well, I can't go out with you because… well because…I have a girlfriend."

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E-

Oh fuck, what have I done?

I was trying to come up with a way to get us out of there without pissing everybody off. I hate it when people are mad at me. This was the only thing I could think of.

If they think I have a girlfriend back in Chicago, maybe it will shut everybody up. Rose will stop bugging me, and hopefully Jacob, too.

Great idea, right?

"What do you mean? You didn't mention having a girlfriend before."

Rose does not have her sweet, kind voice working for her. At the moment, she sounds like the spoiled bitch she is.

"Well, it just hasn't come up. She's still in Chicago, and we're going to try the long distance thing for a while. I could never betray her by going out with someone else."

I try to look over at Jasper, but he's just staring straight ahead. God, I hope he's not mad at me about this. Esme catches my eye and winks at me.

"Edward, I think that's a very noble thing you're doing. How wonderful that you're staying true to your girlfriend. I think we all can support you with this, right Rose?"

Her face is all red, and she looks like she's going to blow a gasket.

"Of course, we will. I mean long distance relationships never last, but it's so sweet of you to try."

I don't know if I've finally got her off my back or if she's going to take this as a challenge. Either way, I got us off the hook for this stupid date idea. She won't push it with her mom and dad right here.

"Well, we're going to give it a try. I really appreciate all your support in this. I'll probably just be spending a lot of time with the guys this summer."

Take that you, cow. Now stay the fuck away from me.

I can't believe she was playing with Jasper's foot under the table. Fucking priceless.

"Well Jazzy, it looks like that just leaves the two of us on the date."

Oh, fuck! I didn't even think about that. I'm starting to freak out now, because at least if I would have gone on the stupid date, I would have been able to be there with Jasper. I don't want him alone with her.

"Well, Alice, to tell you the truth, I don't think we're a very good match. We don't have anything on common, and I don't think we'd really get along at all if we spent much time together. So, I guess what I'm saying is no thank you. I don't want to go out with you."

He did not just say that.

I'm looking around the table at all the reactions.

Esme looks sad, but not angry.

Rose is trying to hide her giggling behind her hand. She really is a bitch. She could care less that she has hurt Alice trying to get what she wants.

Carlisle is still eating, but I see a small Jasper-like smirk on his face.

And Alice, well Alice looks like she's lost her mind. It's like she just cannot compute the information she's been given.

"You don't want to go out with me?"

Her voice cracks a bit as she looks across the table at Jasper. I would totally feel sorry for her, if I didn't know she wanted to fuck my boyfriend.

"No, Alice I really don't"

Alice jumps up suddenly and runs up the stairs toward Rose's room. We can hear her crying as she goes.

Rose follows behind her, and then it's just the four of us at the table.

"Mom, dad, I know you're friends with the Brandon's, and I don't want there to be any tension between you guys, but I had to be honest with her. You know I don't want to date her."

"We know, son. I think you did the right thing. No use letting her get her hopes up, because you're too nice to tell her the truth."

"Thanks, dad. Mom?"

Esme looks like she's recovered from the drama. She turns toward Jasper and grabs his hand.

"Honey, we both support you no matter what. I know you don't like Alice and never did. You were just being nice going out with her to make me happy. I know now that was selfish of me. I won't ever try and do that again. When you find the person you're looking for, I have a feeling you'll know it. You won't need my help at all!"

She laughing, but has tears in her eyes.

"Thanks, mom. I have a feeling you're right. I'll just know it when it happens."

I want to not smile, but I can't . Damn, I love him so fucking much.

"Well, Edward why don't we go up to my room and try to salvage the day with some Call of Duty? You can tell me all about this girlfriend you've been hiding. Do you need help you with the dishes, mom?"

"No, get out of here you two. I'll just make your dad help me."

"Hey!"

That's all I hear from Carlisle as we head up the stairs. As we pass Rose's room we hear her yelling at Alice.

"Oh for fucks sake, stop your crying! I told you he hated your guts so get over it!"

I just shake my head and keep walking. Rose is truly a terrible person.

I walk in behind Jasper staring at his hot ass the entire way. I'm all upset and nervous, but there is no way I could be upset enough I wouldn't notice something that spectacular.

As soon as I walk in, the door is shut, and I'm shoved up against it.

"What the fuck is this about a girlfriend, Edward? Is there something important you forgot to tell me?"

Rose is such a bitch to everyone! lol So do you think Jasper is really mad or just turned on? :) Let me know!

Thanks for taking the time to read my attempt at writing. It makes me so happy that you are all enjoying this so far. I was trying to figure out today how many chapters there are left. Should I write summer only or keep going when school starts? This is getting kind of long winded, don't ya think? haha

See you tomorrow!