Disclaimer: World Academy was inspired by the many school stories flying around. Hetalia is not mine, but Slovenia and Croatia are mine.
Principal Memo:
Hello, new countries/half-countries*!
Welcome to World Academy High, where you learn how to be a proper, respectable country!
We have rounded up all the countries in the world—you—and brought them here to be taught at our spacious, exquisite school. Here you will learn a multitude of things, including everything you need to know for future success. Please note that if you fail, it's your fault. Have a nice day!
Thank you for your time,
Principal Rome
*Edit by North and South Italy.
Teachers:
Written by England
Edited by America
Hello! In this section of the document we explain the teachers; such as who they are, and anything you may need to worry about (any quirks, or things that would 'set the teacher into a rampage'.) Geez, Iggy, don't be so stuffy! Basically we're telling you how to kiss the teachers asses.
Home room/Study hall: Your home room/ study hall is taught by Greece. In this class, as long as you don't cause a fuss you should be fine. Greece is a very easygoing teacher, so you can relax around him. God knows he'll relax around you. However during study hall you're supposed to be either working or reading, so please just do. Your. Work. We'll know if you don't. Yup, cause Iggy's going to be after you if you don't. Oh, and you can cause a 'fuss' as long as you don't wake Greece up. And if you really want to be close to him, you gotta compliment his cats. He loves his goddamn cats. Oh, and hate Turkey. Greece absolutely hates Turkey. Not the food, the country.
Science: Your science teacher(s) are Russia and America (Hell yeah!). Please note that Russia originally taught this class alone, but then an 'incident' happened to one of the former students and we had to add someone to keep Russia under control, or distract him. Wasn't that student found six feet underground with a cracked skull? During class just remain silent and pay attention, no matter what happens. If one of the experiments starts smoking, don't be alarmed. This happens quite often, and quietly evacuate from the classroom. Don't worry about your teachers. They'll be fine. What? Iggy, do you not care about me anymore? Most certainly do not leave us in the classroom! Oh, and never, never, never, ever, never, ever, ever,everevereverevernevernever touch my cowlick.
History: Your history class is taught by China. China is a very easy going teacher, and in his class you will probably frequently take trips to a nearby China Town if you are well behaved. If not, China is over 3000 years old and knows many, many punishments, including Chinese water torture. He will punish you if you insult his wok, probably with his wok, which he is very proud of. China also loves gifts and presents, including tea, Hello Kitty merchandise, and panda backpacks. If you pay attention in class and behave China will like you, and if you give him the gifts you will be his favorite. Don't ignore China. Seriously. And never ever refuse some of his food 'cause you'll hurt his feelings. Also, if you can find Japan's baby pictures China will pay serious cash to get them.
Grammar/Literature: This class is taught by me, England! He's been waiting for this moment for forever ;). Um…I… Here, I'll just talk about him! Okay, England's a nice guy, as long as you don't piss him off. Don't have fun, for one thing. Anything that looks like you're having fun will set him off pretty quickly. If you want to make him happy, keep your shirt tucked in and your back straight. Also, give him tea. It's like his heroin or something. Maybe he puts heroin in his tea? Don't think so. And give him burnt food, and never eat some of his food. Make whatever excuses you can, just get away from his food. Really. England's easy to piss off, so you know… do your homework, and don't use bad grammar.
Math: Taught by…um…Who again? Canada. You know, my brother? Anyway, he's really shy, so pay attention or you might miss something. Don't insult my brother or make him cry, because I'll be after your asses. So please just pay attention and give him maple syrup.
Family consumer science: Taught by Hungary, and North and South Italy. Hungary is an easy teacher to please, but be neat around her! She won't appreciate it if you drag mud all over her floors, and she'll be much happier with you if you keep your uniforms clean. If you dirty your uniform, most likely she'll use it as an example and clean it, and I'm not sure if she'll give you clothes to wear while she's cleaning it. She won't, Ig, I checked. Another thing; Hungary is obsessed with romance, mostly gay romance. If you're like that, stay away from her if you don't want your pictures in her notebook. The Italy's are much easier to please (Actually, Romano is never happy. You can't please him, it's impossible.). Just show up, listen to what they say, and do your work. If you don't, North Italy will most likely call in Germany, and he'll be in a bad mood because he had to leave his class, so you won't be getting any mercy from him. To please the Italian brothers, bring them pasta and tomatoes.
Gym: This class is taught by Germany, your worst nightmare. Just do as he says and you should be fine. He's not as tough as he looks, so just be kind and do your work. However if you skimp on your work in Gym, he will come for you. Just do your best. He'll work you to the ground. Be afraid. To make him a little happier, bring him potatoes and wurst. If Germany is called from the class, just sit there and don't move a muscle. The call will either be from the Principal, Prussia or Italy. If he comes back in a bad mood, it will either be Prussia or Italy. If he comes back in a very, very good mood it will be Italy. If he acts the same it was the principal. Please note that a side weapons class will be taught by Switzerland and his little sister Liechtenstein. Pay attention and do your best in this class, though you shouldn't have to worry much because Liechtenstein keeps her brother under control.
Music: Music classes are taught by Austria. He's a very…strict teacher and expects you to pay attention without him having to ask you. Don't do anything to anger him; such as talking out of turn, starting fist fights, tracking dirt into the classroom, smelling, or anything of the sort. Also, don't breath his air, comment on the stick up his ass, insult his pansy music classes, comment on his weakness, call him an old man, or do anything that even resembles human. Be an obedient robot.
Health: Taught by two different teachers: Spain and France. First, I would like to say that France is a bastard and a pedophile, so avoid close contact, or being the same room alone together. He's a flirt and a coward, so if you're his favorite it's a bad thing. Most likely he wants to get a hand in your pants, whether you're a boy or a girl. Spain was brought into the classroom after several students reported unlawful contact and attempted rape, since Spain is one of France's close friends and would keep him under control. Don't even try to keep France happy, the pedophile—OMG, Iggy, not so graphic! To keep Spain happy is very simple; be kind to him, and give him tomatoes. You see? Very simple. Also if you want to keep Spain happy arrange for him to meet South Italy somewhere. He's obsessed.
Art: This is taught by Japan. Avoid close contact with Japan, since he is not comfortable with hugging or hand holding. Japan is a very fair teacher, though he won't express his own opinions unless truly asked, or yelled at. Don't argue in Japan's presence, because no matter how much of a pushover he is, he will use force if necessary. Yeah, he'll take you out with his bad ass ninja skillz. I recommend you don't talk to Japan about economy or anything remotely related to money. Why? One last thing it would be wise to mention: Japan is also 'obsessed' with cosplaying and pairing, especially gay ones. If you'd like to go the extra mile to please Japan, offer to pose for one of his shoots (specify 'nothing graphic'). Wow, I didn't know Japan was into that kind of stuff! Wonder why?
Clubs:
Written by Germany
Edited by Prussia
This section is about the many clubs that World Academy has to offer. Sharp, blunt and to the point! That's my West! Quit being so uptight and relax a little! Like my awesomeness!
Languages: Languages isn't a club; however it is an extra-curricular activity outside of normal classes. You have a choice between many different languages, such as: Russian, taught by Russia, Spanish, taught by Spain, Italian, taught by North Italy, French, taught by Canada (Due to past rape attempts we switched France for little Canada!), English, taught by England, Chinese, taught by China, Japanese, taught by Japan, Arabic, taught by America (W-Wait, the kid can speak two languages? What's up with that? (A/N Prussia, it's because America was on many covert operations in the middle east, and he kind of had to adapt!)) and a multitude of different languages, such as Tagalong, Danish, Dutch, Finnish, Estonian, Greek, Hebrew, Hungarian, Icelandic, Irish, Korean, Latin, Latvian, Lithuanian, Norwegian, Persian, Polish, Swedish, Thai, Turkish, Ukrainian, Vietnamese, and Yiddish. Consult either one of the persons in charge of teaching you the language, or consult England.
Multicultural: Instead of learning another country's language, here you learn about other cultures. This club is very well funded, so it tends to be the most popular during the year. They bring in speakers, native persons and others of the sort. This club is led by Ukraine.
Sports: There are sports clubs here (Not taught by the brutal West!) that many students take advantage of; such as football, American football, baseball, softball, swimming, la Crosse, basketball, croquet, golf, and other various sports. Speak to me, Germany, if you wish to join or have questions about a sport not mentioned.
Cooking: This club is led by North Italy and South Italy. It is where you learn to cook. Geez, West seems pretty stiff around little Italy. I guess there's not much to say about cooking club, but he's still a little short. Germany likes Italy! Germany likes Italy!
Photography/Art: This club is led by Hungary and Japan, combining the club because of similar purposes. In this club you learn the proper 'lighting' and 'angle' for taking pictures, as well as learn how to draw still portraits correctly. Most members are invited in, because Hungary and Japan don't just accept the selfish person off the street. They expect you to work in the club, and take part. There is a 'second level' in the club, for fans of gay pairings like Hungary and Japan (? WHAAAAAAT?). In this 'level' of the club, you learn to 'stalk' your favorite pairings and basically play matchmaker. You see? He's all loose when writing about Japan and Hungary, but as soon as Italy comes up—Prussia, I don't need you commenting on my love life!
There are a variety of smaller clubs, which are posted on the board in the dorms.
Behavior
Written by China
Edited by Korea
Behavior during class and in hallways are as follows:
You may chew gum during class, but it must not be seen or heard. Bottom line—don't let us catch you do it. Gum was invented in Korea!
Do not start fights physically. Then we will have to send you to nurse Finland and waste time out of our perfectly fine day. Fight verbally; the mind is a much better weapon than your fists. Mind weapons and fist fighting was invented in Korea!
No sleeping in class. Pay attention. Sleeping was invented in Korea!
Do not damage school property, as you will have to pay for it double. We will not by having you waste our hard earned money! School property and hard earned money was invented in Korea!
Do not bring any weapons to class; including guns, swords, spears, lances, maces, nunchuks, woks, bow and arrows, bombs, or anything that could cause harm. Weapons were invented in—WOULD YOU SHUT UP, GODDAMMIT!
No blatant disrespect towards teachers or other classmates. Respect us and your classmates or you'll be punished. Blatant disrespect was—ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR! Ah! Aniki's mad at me!
Punishment
Written by Japan
Edited by Greece
For first degree punishments, you will have the delight in choosing a nations punishment 'weapon'. Most likely you will choose the one most painless. You will choose Japan's, because Japan is really soft and kind…zzz…
For second degree punishments, you will be subjected to 1 hour of detention and another nation punishment weapon. Detention's not so bad…you get to sleep…zzz…
For third degree punishments, you will be subjected to 2 hours of detention, and a torture of your choice (including Chinese water torture, Japan and Hungary's 'Otaku' torture, etc…)
For fourth degree punishments, you will be suspended and have one torture and one weapon.
You're expelled. Scary…zzz…
Principal's last word
So as you can see, World Academy is open to any student and we will have no prejudices against you! Enjoy your year in World Academy!
Note: We are not responsible for any lost items, body parts, or sanity. We are also not responsible for any torture or mutilations that may or may not have occurred on school grounds. If any torture/mutilations were to occur, please notify us and we will do our best to reprimand the culprit. However we will not pay for hospital bills, and we will not pay for any lost items either. If any teacher is responsible for the mutilations, we will make sure they give you something to compensate. Thank you and have a nice day.
Slovenia twitched as he stared at the memo, eyebrow twitching spastically. "You have got to be kidding me…"
As Slovenia's brother, Croatia, spat a spitball at Greece, effectively waking him up (and pissing him off), the little country just knew he was going to be in for a heck of a year.
Hm...Slovenia's my OC. Need I say any more?
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