Housekeeping
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Found a song that I think applies to Dr. Crane at least in my head while writing this chapter. Will be posting it throughout this chapter. Song is 'Help Me Doctor Dick' by E-Rotic. I own nothing. Enjoy.
Thoughts
Alternate Personality Voice
Speaking
I'm your Doc Doc Doctor Dick
And when you're feelin' sick Babe
I know a trick
It's sex - you need sex -
You'll be feelin' alright
So let's have sex
Together and forever tonight
I'm your Doc Doc Doctor Doctor Dick
And I'm gonna heal you with
My fabolous stick
So undress - please undress -
But don't be a sleeper
I will touch you -
I will touch you -
deeper
Wednesday
I signed in as usual and sighed as I walked to the showers. I would need another cold one before heading around with my cart. For some reason I couldn't get Crane out of my head and it was really distracting me. I showered and dressed in my work shirt and apron. The walkie was attached to the front of my shirt and I loaded my cart stocking extra cleaning solution in case I needed to clean 4653 again.
"Good morning V checking in." I fixed my hair again and stepped into the elevator pressing 4.
"Good morning V please respond to room 4513. Patient sedated and guard waiting." I raised an eyebrow at this bit of information and felt safer. I pushed my cart down the halls and checked in with Henry. He looked less then pleased to be standing in front of Crane's door and had a large gauze bandage over his nose.
"Morning Henry." I pulled my name badge out to swipe it and punched in my code.
"Morning miss. He shouldn't be a problem today, they stuck him just a few moments ago." He looked straight ahead dismissing me.
"Morning 4513." I pried my eyes off his prone form and began cleaning. I started humming to myself as I cleaned and softly broke out into song. If he was out I could sing without worry. I used to sing to my coma cleaning patients since they couldn't say no.
Come on please help me Dr. Dick
I need your love - I feel so sick
I need a kick
And you're so big
Oh doctor please - deep deep deeper
Help me Dr. Dick
My fever's risin' please come quick
I walked over and cleaned the sink making sure it was scrubbed thoroughly. I started on the metal above the sink and continued to sing to myself softly.
I know you know a little trick
Oh doctor please - deep deep deeper
Come on help me Dr. Dick
Come on Dr. help me quick
deeper
Come on help me Dr. Dick
Come on Dr. help me quick
deeper
I'm your Doc Doc Doctor Dick
Oh baby I can heal your nervous tick
So lay down - just lay down -
I will check what is wrong
So get a thrill - take this pill -
It moves you along
I finished the wall to a mirror shine and smiled to myself. I made sure all my cleaning supplies and dirty towels were accounted for and backed up to leave. Or I would have if there weren't a warm wall standing behind me. I turned around and Crane was standing there his eyes slightly glazed over and a dark fire burning behind them. He tugged at his straightjacket once and seeing it was secure he frowned. His eyes caught mine and I couldn't read him. I started to call out for Henry but was head-butted onto the mattress and the breath was knocked out of me.
I'm your Doc Doc Doctor Doctor Dick
I can make you feel good
And you can make me big
And for sure - get a cure -
'Cos you are not a peeper
I will touch you I will touch you
deeper
"Welcome back baby. I can see you missed me." He straddled me with one leg on either side of my body. The jacket had a strap between his legs to better restrain him and I could see the fabric straining against a noticeable bulge. My throat went dry and I looked up at him.
"Crane you need to let me go, Henry is just outside the door." I spoke slowly and tried to sit up. He paused for a moment before leaning down to face me, his hot breath against my cheek.
"Let him hear baby, just let me out and I'll show you what its like to have two men at once. Crane and Scarecrow." He grinned evilly and struggled with his bonds again. I pushed him as hard as I could causing him to loose his balance and fall off the bed. I rushed to the door and grabbed my name badge preparing to swipe it. Crane groaned loudly in pain and I turned to see him writhing on the floor. I couldn't help myself and rushed to his side flipping him onto his back.
"Crane?" I was still cautious and not going to let him surprise me like that again. He whispered something so I leaned close to hear.
"Baby?" It came out more like a whine before he lunged forward and ground his lips to mine. I pulled away and he was up onto his knees in a moment kissing me all over again. All thought went out the window and I kissed back. A loud banging on the door pried me away from him.
"You alright in there Miss?" Henry banged on the door again.
"Y-yes Henry. Almost done just a moment." I caught my breath and looked back at Crane. His leaned forward again to try and catch my lips but I stood quickly. His lips missed their mark and his mouth landed on the zipper for my jeans. I froze, he froze. Suddenly the door burst open and Henry barged in and even he froze. I looked at Henry like a deer caught in the headlights. Henry's face suddenly grew as red as an apple.
"Crane what the hell did I tell you! You flipping perverted rapist! Get off her!" Henry grabbed me and threw me out into the hall. I heard the door slam closed and suddenly I was pulled up and faced a red faced guard. "Did he touch you?" He was shaking me and my arms were sure to be bruised.
"He fell off his bed as I was leaving. Poor placement on my part. Nothing happened." My face was red and I was sure my lips were bruised from the kissing. Henry calmed down and took a deep breath.
"Be careful with this one miss. You remind me of my daughter and I don't want anything to happen to you. I'll go apologize to him later just get on with your rounds." He let me go and walked back to peer into the room.
"V finished cleaning room 4513. Waiting next assignment." I was trembling and quickly emptied the dirty supplies into my cart and grabbed the handles to push it away.
"V please report to room 4379 for cleaning. Patient is in medical ward, please abide by all Hazmat guidelines."
"Oh goodie." I quickly arrived to the room and found it covered in blood. "Well at least it's not shit." I looked up and saw blood on the ceiling. I would have to call maintenance for that one. I grabbed my radio as I searched for my protective gown and gloves. "Housekeeper Victoria to Maintenance technicians."
"This is Larry in Maintenance what's your problem babe?" He sounded young and rushed.
"Room 4379 needs assistance in cleaning, Hazmat protocol." The silence seemed to stretch several moments before my walkie crackled to life.
"Be there soon just do what you can. Good luck."
"Oh I'm gonna need it." I snapped some latex gloves on and tied my protective gown tight. I slipped on a face guard and rubber covers over my shoes. I would need a new mop after this. Even going to have to change out my linen basket. Sighing I began the cleaning and two hours later I had what I could clean. The mattress would need to be changed and the ceiling was still soaked in blood. A hand tapped my shoulder making me jump and drop my mop.
"Oh sorry babe, just letting you know I'll take over here." I turned and saw a tall lanky man with stringy blonde hair and thick glasses. This must be Larry. He wore a blue jumpsuit and had a cart larger then mine parked in the hallway.
"Thanks Larry." I stripped off my protective clothing and shoved it into the linen basket. I pulled out my radio and pulled my hair from my eyes. "V reporting, Larry taking over room 4379. I need to clean my cart, awaiting next cleaning."
"Report to room 4217 when you can. Patient won't leave room without seeing you." I shook my head and headed down to the laundry room. There was a hazmat corner and I shoved everything into a red bag before sending it down the chute. I had to take another shower, cold again, and pulled out another set of clean work clothes from my locker. Bracing myself I restocked my now clean cart and headed back upstairs. I was greeted by a loud shouting match as I neared room 4217.
"No! I won't leave before I see her. Stop trying to break us apart!" He was shouting and banging his head against the side of the door as two doctors looked on. A guard prepared to taze him so I quickly called out.
"Edward calm down!" He instantly turned to my direction and stood up fully. I could see blood trickling down his cheek and he smiled as big as he could.
"Baby doll! I heard a nasty rumor that you were sleeping with Crane, but now I see that all your love is just for me!" He tried to move around the guard but was met by a quick punch to the gut and a shot from one of the doctors. His body went slack and he was just carelessly tossed back into his cell.
"You girl what's your name?" The doctor who had injected Edward stepped up to me looking less then amused.
"Victoria sir, I'm just here to clean.."
"I'm reporting you for inappropriate conduct with a patient. Watch your ass." He stormed off leaving me confused.
"I never did anything with him! I swear!" The guard knocked me over as he passed and the last doctor followed him down the hall with a swish of fabric. I was confused and sure that my wrist was screwed up thanks to the fall. "What did I do?" I still needed to do my job so I opened Edward's cell and began cleaning it. He had crawled under his bed and didn't respond to my calls. I found little notes scattered around his room as he had been trying to figure out my name. I felt bad for him so I leaned down next to his bed before I left.
"Hey Edward?" No response. "My name is Victoria, please don't do this again. I hate to see you hurt." I left his cell and prepared for the next one.
"V finished with room 4217 awaiting next room." I sighed and leaned heavily against my cart.
"V finish up with room 4653. Patient sedated and restrained guards stationed outside." I froze, hadn't I been through enough? This guy again?
"Hope he's really out this time." The walk to his room seemed to take forever but the guards outside his room seemed in better moods then before.
"Careful miss, he's out but never can tell for how long. Especially with him." The younger guard let me in and held the door open.
"Thanks." I cleaned his room and kept an eye on 4653. He once again had makeup smeared over most every wall in the room. I scrubbed it clean and cleaned his sink. As I was scrubbing the metal to a mirror finish I heard a shuffling from the bed. Turning quickly I saw him sit up and lick his lips, the scars ever prominent on his cheeks. He looked over at me and his brown eyes seemed to light up in amusement.
"Well hello there pretty lady." His voice was slow and slurred as if he were forcing himself awake. "Glad I caught you this time." A slow chuckle escaped his lips.
"Okay miss time to go." One of the guards quickly pulled me out and they locked his door. Double checking that it was properly secured they made sure I was alright before leaving. Apparently their job was done once the room was clean.
"Hey Red wait up." 4653 was at his peephole and staring out at me.
"That's not my name." I walked over to slam the cover shut in his face.
"Aww common can't a guy just stare at a woman's ass without everyone getting up in arms?" I could see him licking his lips as he spoke again. "Now doll, better get your things packed up all nice and neat. When I'm out we're going places." He laughed loud and shrill. I slammed the cover closed and locked it. My feet couldn't get me to the elevator fast enough. I would have ran if a voice hadn't ripped me from my panicked thoughts.
"Hey baby." Crane's peephole had been left open, the hallway light spilling into his darkened room.
"Don't hey baby me." I went to slam his cover shut so I could leave.
"We miss you. Come on in, no restraints this time. I'll be your Doctor Dick. Help you cure your ills d-d-deeper." No doubt he was grinning and I closed the cover. I was blushing as red as my hair. No doubt that if I went in I wouldn't be able to walk out on my own.
"Sorry Crane. I only do that at home and you're stuck here." I heard a bang against the door he must have kicked it, the cover to his peephole swung open once more.
"Baby please, at least dress this cut on my back. Don't want it to be infected." He was pleading.
"Crane." I sighed.
"Yes baby?" He sounded drowsy and sexy.
"I'll see you next time I clean." The hallway was empty and quiet seeming to stretch on before my eyes.
"Maybe sooner." He was looking out at me again, icy blue eyes staring from behind the glass. What did I get myself into? I closed the cover to his door softly and grabbed my cart.
"V checking out for the day."
"Have a good day V. See you tomorrow." The voice sounded the same as usual as if nothing had happened. I thought I was home free until I passed cell 4217.
"I'm going to kill him you know." Edward's voice rang out from behind the door. I froze looking into his green eyes through the glass. "No one takes my baby doll away from me. He'll learn a lesson in pain." He disappeared from view and I shakily pushed my cart to the elevator. He wouldn't kill him would he? I dumped my cart and headed to the showers. I needed yet another one today, and probably one when I got home. I just need to focus on tomorrow. Everything's always better then right?