THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY HIGH NSFW THEMES. DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE NOT COMFORTABLE WITH SEXUAL THEMES, DISGUSTING CONTENT OR SEX BETWEEN HUMANS AND TATER TOTS. I ALSO USE GRAPHIC CONTENT WHEN DISCUSSING SEX AND HOW IT HAPPENS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. ENJOY.
Mercedes Jones stepped back onto the brown-orange rug of the Carnival Dream, carrying her tater tots ever so gently onto the left side of her body. She walked towards the elevator, and clicked the up button.
"You really had me worried today tots," Mercedes told her love. "I thought my life was over when you fell in. But Decarlo saved every one of you; he saved my life. I don't know what I would've done if I never saw you again." The two elevator doors slid apart revealing the small elevator room. Mercedes walked in and clicked the penthouse button. "I love you tater tots. And it wasn't until today 'till I realized my true love for you." Mercedes dipped her hand into the bag filled with tots and pulled out the top tater tot. She slowly moved it towards her lips, and emerged her tongue to lick it from the bottom up. Then she started making out slowly with it. Her tongue was all over it. It was a warm chocolate Sunday and Mercedes was in the mood for some milk. She made a hole in the top with her tongue and slowly immersed it with the potatoes that were inside. She closed her eyes and just focused on the taste her tongue was getting right now. The sweet yet salty taste of a tater tot. She could taste the love the tot was holding like a little baby. It was her love, and nothing could change that. But when she opened her eyes she arrived at the suite. She exited the elevator, and put the wet tater tot back into the bag.
"There are so many restaurants on this ship," Mercedes explained to the bag. "I made sure to reserve us the best for tonight. It's called Cibo Merda Per Prezzi Alti. It's supposed to have amazing Italian food and even has a world famous Italian chef named Cazzo Viso! He must've written a book or something. I'm going to shower now, but be ready in about a few!" Mercedes then left the living room of the suite to go into the bathroom.
The tater tots lie on the table, not moving. They were afraid of what the night may carry. They loved Mercedes with all their heart, but they new that the moment she found out one of them was missing; it wasn't going to end well. But the tater tots didn't know if that tot was the tot god or not. The only way to find out is for Mercedes to call him, and if he responds then he is there. If not, he isn't. But they can't tell Mercedes to call him; she has to do it when her heart tells her. For now they tater totted up and wanted to enjoy the rest of their vacation. Mercedes came out of the bathroom fully dressed, looking like a queen.
"I'm ready. You ready?" Mercedes asked. "Let's go."
They made their journey down to the restaurant.
"Hello," Mercedes said to the hostess at the front of the restaurant. "I have a reservation for two? Mercedes and tater tots."
"Yes M'am, right this way," she responded guiding them to a small booth near the back of the restaurant. At this point, the crew was warned about Mercedes' totsexualness and were told to just accept it.
"Thank you," Mercedes told her. As she left Mercedes exclaimed to the tater tots, "Isn't this amazing? This entire restaurant is just so beautiful. So…amazing. Just like you."
Their waiter approached them and asked what they would like to eat. Mercedes responded with their order of two large filet mignons and he departed.
"The dolphins were fun today. I felt like I was going to fall off on that foot push. Didn't you?"
The tater tots shined in the light.
"It was just so powerful and amazing! Just like our love. Powerful, yet amazing." Water started forming on the tip below Mercedes' eye. "A month ago I thought I would never be able to love you. I was just a totsexual trapped in a place where I wasn't accepted, a place where I could never have the mind to become accepted. But then you came, tater tots, you came and you changed my life. You were the ones who were by my side when Sam couldn't accept me, and you were there when I accepted I was totsexual in that disgusting ice rink. You were there when my Mom finally accepted me, and you were even there when I killed my Dad. And now you're here with me when I realize my love for you on this romantic cruise. I don't know how I can show my love to you, though," Mercedes explained. "You've done such a great job of showing your love for me. Being supportive, always being by my side. And I'm standing here like an asshole just letting you give me love when I can't give it back. How can I give you love tots? How can I make you realize that you are the one I want to be with for the rest of my life?"
The tater tots stood there, frozen. They didn't have an answer. The waiter came back with their steaks.
"Thank you," she said. He went back into the kitchen. "You have to know someway I can make you realize. I won't be able to move, I won't be able to live anymore without assuring my love with you. Do I need to buy you something? Do I need to feed you something?"
The tater tot bag slowly shifted to the left.
"I never heard you speak like that before, tater tots. But since you asked, yes. I am. Are you?"
The tots froze.
A smile slowly emerged onto Mercedes' face. "You are? That makes me so glad to hear. We're both virgins. But why did you ask me, tots?" Mercedes quickly said. They didn't respond though, they just remained still. But Mercedes quickly realized the tot's purpose in asking. She responded to them saying, "Some people find the definition of sex to be pleasure. But I don't, tots. Sex isn't just a thing to me. It's something that you say to a love. It's saying, 'I love you, and I want to be with you for the rest of my life and no one can change that.'"
The tater tots shifted back onto their left side.
"I did just say that, didn't I? And you are the one I want to be with forever, tater tots; you are the reason why I want to remain on this planet. You're the reason why I came onto this cruise in the first place. You're my love. Giving each other our virginity is a gift that can only be given to one person. And you are that person, tater tots. And I'm ready to give it up with you."
They remained still, giving Mercedes the silent, frozen, yes sign.
"I'm done eating. Let's have our first time." Mercedes picked up her bag of tater tots and left the restaurant. She walked back up to her suite.
Mercedes closed the door of the penthouse and laid the tots on the bed. She picked the bottom of her dress up and pulled it over her noggin, revealing just a purple bra and pink panties. She threw the dress onto the table and slowly strutted towards the bag of tater tots. She picked one out of the bag, and started the experience.
She opened her mouth in an 'O' shape and stuck the tater tot in. She carefully moved it back and forth inside her mouth. She knew that giving a blowjob was a crucial step in the sex circle; it boosts the sexual hormones in the room and brings out a sexy side into the players in the sex. She kept on doing the action of moving it back and forth. She slowly took the tater tot out of her mouth and turned it over. She lay down on the round bed. She held the tater tot up high above her head and stuck out her tongue. She slowly moved the bottom of the tater tot towards her tongue and just licked the bottom of the tater tot like a guinea pig would lick its water bottle. Fast small wipes from one end to other. She then slowly opened her mouth back up and resumed the blowjob that she was giving a minute ago. She could feel the tater tot getting wet inside her mouth. This only made her hornier.
Mercedes took off her bra and revealed her two large boobs. They drooped down and hit her waist, and the tater tots loved this. But what they loved more were her huge nipples. They were amazing, the best nipples on the boat. She grabbed two more tater tots out of the bag and slowly brought them to the nipples. One got the right, one got the left. She massaged them around. "Ugh!" she moaned as the tater tots were giving her pleasure. She couldn't take the irritation any longer. She tightened her boobs and smashed the tater tots on them. The potatoes oozed out and slowly dripped down her body, and into the panties.
This was the final stage. She stood up, placed two hands on both sides of the panties and slowly maneuvered them down her legs. She threw them back on the bed, and there she was. She was fully naked in front of her tater tots. She sat back down on the bed and opened her legs up wide, revealing her vagina and the gaping hole that was hungry for some tater tots. She picked up one of the tots, and slowly brought it towards her pussy hole. She held it in one hand and opened up her hole in the other, and slowly stuck the tater tot in there. "Fuck!" she screamed as her hole started to eat it up. She could feel the bumpiness of both sides rubbing against her clits. She just felt the horniness run up her spine. She grabbed another one and shoved it right in. "Ugh!" she moaned louder this time. "That was a mistake. It hurts but feels so good at the- ugh!" She didn't know whether to classify it as pain or pleasure. But she knew as horny as she is, this was for love.
"I'm not forgetting about you guys either," she said to the other tots. She turned around slowly, trying not to adjust the placement of the tater tots in her vagina. She put herself in the dog position, on her bed with all fours. She grabbed the rest of the tater tots in her bag and started shoving them in her asshole, taking them in like it was water. One after the other, they were being shoved in there. "Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!" Mercedes moaned again, this time doing it in pleasure. She felt that tingly feeling in her body, and she couldn't tell if it was an orgasm or if it was just hormones. She turned over so that her stomach was lying on the bed. She started moved her ass up and down, hoping that the tater tots would get shoved in more. They were moving up her asshole and vagina hole towards her body. She started getting tired, and sat on her bed. She was panting like a dog, excited by the sex. She opened her vagina hole, bent her head down and pulled the tater tots out with her teeth. They were wet. She placed them to her right. She then took her right hand and pulled the other tater tots out of her asshole. She also placed them to her right. Finally, to end the sex, she went through every tot and licked them clean.
She put on her nightgown, put the tater tots back in the bag, and held them by her side as she went to sleep.
"Some people say you can't love someone that's not a human. Yet again, they say love has no boundaries."
Mercedes fell asleep with her love by her side. The love of her life. Her tater tots.
Author's Note: Oh god, I'm so sorry for making that chapter so long. There were so many details I didn't want to leave out. And it was very hard for me to write the sex because I'm a male. Anyways, thanks for reading! New chapter *hopefully* out next week!