Hi Dragonlord1157 here again with the second instillation of Eggman and his amazing thoughts. Yes Eggman, you can delay the attack again. Don't
use the "but I really want to conquer something today" sad face or I will use author powers on you. Now get into your position so I can write this story.
Rats! Accidentally used author power on his poor unfortunate soul and brain. Status on Eggman invasion of our Earth: delayed because of new chapter.
Disclaimer: Eggman and all of his minions and belongings belong to Sega
Claimer: Eggman declares the idea to invade our earth his own
Hello again people of my empire! I'm back with even more thoughts for you. Now to you people at Sega, WHY AM I A COMIC RELIEF
CHARACTER?! I mean I was the big bad guy for a while but then Sega said, "Hey Eggman we got a great plan ahead for you! Sign here and we'll
make it official!" I knew I shouldn't have signed that contract. I did, however, willingly change my name to Eggman. It is my real name people.
Robotnik is something "Americans" came up with. Apparently Empire city used to call me that too. But I wanted my real name to be known and feared
around the world, so I signed a contract to have my real name introduced in Sonic Adventure. Little did I know that would start my descent into comic
relief bad guy. At least i'm not as bad as Orbot and Cubebot. They just add insult to injury when cracking jokes, their heads, and just about everything
they touch. I should probably not let them near Metal Shadow. But enough about my world, I have a lot to say about yours! Like the fact that every
game I star in that is not labeled Sonic 1,2, or 3 or even Sonic & Knuckles has a bad review and score. Even though the grade has gone up since
Unleashed it is still not satisfactory! Also, what is with all the hate for Assassins Creed 3? I think its a good game. But the glorious Dr. Eggman's
opinion doesn't matter, does it. You guys can hate it all you want while I actually do something with my life like conquering the world. I think you will
still hate it and complain after I conquer the world and I think you won't even notice I conquered the world you guys complain so much. Oh, to all
Young Justice and Green Lantern: The Animated Series fans, I hate the fact they are getting cancelled too. As soon as I take over the world I shall
make sure they return as soon as possible and keep going until I find myself satisfied. That is one reason I hate this author, he delays my attack on
your Earth which means I can't renew any of my favorite shows by taking over their studios headquarters! (Hey I hate that fact too but I can't allow
someone evil to try to take over.) Oh great now the author has input on this story. (Yep.) This is going to be a long Fanfiction isn't it? (Its only gonna be
five chapters at the least) Oh goody! Then after that I can ignore the contract to not conquer the earth! (Doc, don't you still have more videogames and
Fanfictions to appear in?) Fine! Fine! After all that then I will conquer the Earth. Happy? (Quite) Now no more interruptions alright? (Okey-dokie
artichokie) Man that guy gets on my nerves. Anyway back to your planet reader which is where i'm sure all you people who write stuff like this live and
those of you who write worse stuff live, I will hunt you all down first so you or Sega can't use author and creator powers on me! Wait, what do you
mean those don't work in the real world? Thank you for your research Metal Sonic now I have a better plan than to do that for that reason, i'll do it
because some of you have a sick mind! And because some of you I rather dislike. A lot. Wow, I never thought I would say this, but the Man with an I.Q.
of 300 has nothing more to say, complain or ramble on about you and your strange, demented minds. I'll be back next time the author updates! I give
him about a month everytime he updates a chapter. More if he says to me he is going on vacation. Goodbye all future cowerers beneath my might when
I come! Oh ho ho!
Yep, now Eggman will start complaining to us now, but maybe only for this chapter. Well, as an author I am worried about his latest
threat to authors of Fanfiction and I can't come up with every idea, so I ask you the reader to tell me what to write about in these or Eggman will
destroy the world. (Maybe I should write a story about that to appease him. *epic foreshadowing*) Goodbye and remember kids: don't cheat as a
cheater never prospers unless you are Eggman. Eggman declares so! Yes everyone, at the end of every chapter Eggman will be giving us advice about
what to do in life, they shall be posted down here so I can take suggestions for them. These bits of wisdom shall be called "Eggman declares" a parody
of Sonic yet again and thank you for reading. (insert Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog credits music here)