Hello everyone and thanks for reading this and reviewing. I'm thinking of making another story starring Eggman (why I have more starring Eggman

than any other character is beyond me) and it will involve interviews for working in the Eggman empire. If you send me an OC (the story will probably

be the only one to do so) and tell me what you think would happen I will write about it. This will not be a blog and be interactive other than talking

about what might happen in the chapter (sorry everyone who likes blog stuff but, I wish not to be banned) So, if you wish to, please send me an OC.

(I will probably do the first chapter with my own OC if I do the story) Now remember what our glorious leader Dr. Eggman said, "I'M SAVING YOU

JUNIOR!" (Yes, it is an Eggman quote even though he was called Robotnik back then)

Disclaimer: I don't own Eggman nor the Eggman empire those belong to Sega

Claimer: I pwn noobs on multiplayer games

What you again? Why must you be in such a rush to hear me speak my mind (or the authors through author power) every week? I JUST TOLD YOU

MY THOUGHTS LAST WEEK! (Or whatever time the author updated) And to those of you wondering, no I have not finished Metal Shadow; he still

needs something to power him. The catch is it needs to be the amount of energy a chaos emerald could emit but a bit lower than that. I know now! I'll

"borrow" a fake emerald from fox boy and use Metal Shadow to "thank" him. Perfect, I'll totally shout "Cause were Sonic Heroes!" when I do it. I can

picture it now: "Cause were Sonic Heroes! SONI- *BADABOOM KAKAKABOOM*. Perfect. Now, I just need to figure out where his house is.

Where did Sonic first call me Eggman again? Oh right! In the mystic ruins; then to the mystic ruins! We're off to destroy the fox boy, the horrible fox

friend of Sonic, I hear he is a wiz of a science wiz if ever a wiz of a science wiz there was! We're off to see the fox boy! The horrible fox friend of

Soniiiiiic! Lovely movie that was. "Honey i'm home! Whats for dinner, cause i''m hungry!FEED ME!" Hoo hoo hoo! I love references to other things!

Oh here's fox boy now! "Eggman! You want the fake chaos emerald I invented just yesterday!" "You are correct sir!" Totally referenced something I

don't even know. "Here then." Wait, that wasn't supposed to be that easy. "ARE YOU CRAZY WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!" Oh joy, Knuckles. "I

guess i'll have to create it again." Oo! I do like the reference to Sonic X though. "SQUADALA! I'M OFF!" *back at Eggman's lair* *insert adventures

of Sonic the hedgehog Dr. Robotnik theme here* Aha! Perfect! "RISE MY GLORIOUS MACHINE!" Metal Shadow is sittting up. Metal Shadow is

looking at me now. Somehow I don't think he is exactly happy with me. "Hello Eggman, Metal Sonic told me of his past experience with you. I am

displeased." Oh fiddlesticks! I knew I forgot the obedience chips in Metal Sonic and Metal Shadow. "Emergency shutdown initiate. Code word:

E.G.G.M.A.N." "Shut down initiated" Good Metal Shadow is off and looks less likely to kill me. Now to find Metal Sonic, the traitor. *end music*

Metal Sonic was flying out of Eggman's base as fast as he could 'Oh snap! Oh snap! Oh snap! I knew I shouldn't have had Metal Shadow to announce

my betrayal!' Eggman soon popped put of nowhere and the text after the next period began to continue his thoughts. Aha! Perfect, if the story keeps

breaking the fourth wall it will be so weak I will be able to hop out of my world and take over easily! Oh you heard that author, didn't you. (yep.) Well,

rats. (You should watch what you think more often) You should stop putting shameless inserts of yourself in stories. (touché) Well after /i give Metal

Sonic the beating of a life time I will return to more important things like putting obedience chips in both of them. Unfortunately that will mean I have

to wait a month for them to activate afterwards. *One beating of a lifetime later* The brain chip's connected to the, everything else chip! And done!

The obedience chip is installed. I wonder whats for dinner. Oh no! Cubebot! "Howdy boss!" "Hello, Cubebot." "Gee it sure is boring around here!"

"My bot! This peace is what all true emperors strive for!" "I just wonder what Sonic's up to." *Swoooosh* *Scree* "Your evilness, Sonic and his

heroes have seized the island of Eggidai." "Hm, how can we help?" "It is written, only you can defeat Sonic." "Great i'll grab my stuff!" "There is no

time! Your bots are enough!" "How 'bout a kiss, for luck!" "You've got to be kidding!" (How did Zelda get here?) "Squadala! We're off!" "Wow, look at

all those friends! Who are they?" "These are the faces of heroes. You must be conquered by each." "I guess I better get- Wait, WHAT!" Did he just say

I must be conquered by each?! "I said you must be conquered by each my leige." "That's it. After you've scrubbed all the floors in I-rule than we can

talk about mercy. Take him away!" "Yes my leige!" Ah, nothing like Gwonam-bot being dragged off by random french-bot guard guy. Now with more

references out of the way, I must go back to my base and wait a month (Or a week due to updates) for my robots to be loyal and functioning. What

the-? Ganon-bot? "Join me Link and I will make your face the greatest in Eggidai! Or else you will die!" "My name is Eggman." "YOU DARE

CORRECT ME IN MY LAIR! YOU MUST DIE!" Oh snicker-doodle. *Many blasts of lightning later* *Dananana! (or, insert the item obtain music

from any Legend of Zelda game here* -You got the book of Eggidai!- With an evil smile on my face I threw the book at Ganon-bot. "No! Not into the

pit! IT BUUUUUUURNS!" And good riddance to thee. Wow. This entire book I didn't ramble or complain about much. In fact this chapter was mostly

references to many other things! What the heck?! Why I oughta- *Cut off due to extremely detailed way of killing the author, luckily without colorful

vocabulary* and then feed that pig to a shark! Well, that helped me a lot and now iv'e complained about something. Oh and you? You expecting

something out of this? YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR AND/OR MA'AM! (Back to a narrator's view) After yelling at the

reader, Eggman returned to hunching over a computer and making elaborate traps to catch Sonic once and for all and then obtained the new

high-score on Sonic Dash which he than deleted so no one would find out he actually exists. Or enjoys playing Sonic games. That too.

And thats it for this chapter. As you may have noticed, I do not like the use of colorful vocabulary in my story. Also the less colorful ones are always

more entertaining to hear anyway. Seriously, Oh fiddle-dee-dee! Is a lot more entertaining to hear than a more colorful word. Remember, Eggman rules

you. And now for Eggman demands! *Insert Sonic says music here* Remember servants of my empire, school is very important! If you keep going to

school and keep learning you will end up about less than half as smart as me! So stay in school kids! Eggman demands so! *Insert your favorite credits

music here*