Disclaimer: I don't own Sega or its characters. I also don't own anything referenced in this chapter.

*Over one month later*

I knew I had to escape from Eggman in order to stop his world controlling scheme. I soon used author powers (yes they still work in Sonic universe)

and escaped, then I summoned Sonic here using them who fought me free while under my control thanks to a controller I had in my hands. I soon

made Eggman teleport away to a new base and protected my home from invasion of Eggman and ruined his machine enough to not be able to go to

my universe. Why didn't I do this before? Plot convenience and as a way to draw more readers in. I'm a cruel, evil person. Thanks Dr. Eggman. "No

problem." Well, back to the main character. I then typed the rest of this chapter. Enjoy.

It was all over. Five chapters of this story had been written. How Dr. Eggman knew is that he woke up around one month later after his self written

(mostly) chapter 4 and looked at this story. He saw this chapter. Defeated, he remembered the good times he had during this story. And how he

had been beaten before the first break-line that was non-disclaimer. (Yep, its the flashback episode of this story)

I remembered when the story was introduced along with the quickly destroyed gag break-lines.

*flashback*

Well i'm rather bored today, i've forced an innocent writer to write a story about me. And i'm still waiting to see what world Sonic will go to next. I also

really ought to have gotten to work on Metal Shadow. He could be really cool, you know like machine gun on his back, all the abilities of shadow,

complete and utter devotion to me, the ability to go super would be really cool. Oh and flamethrowers and lots and lots of missiles and guns. Maybe I

need to put everything I did in Omega times ten and put it in Metal Shadow.

* end flashback*

I sighed as I walked to the lab and began to upgrade Metal Shadow and sighed disappointedly as I knew no humans would flee from myself in

terror while being shot at by Metal Shadow while I conquered the world for my Eggman empire.

The second chapter, oh the second chapter, when I turned upon the author's world and ranted. I also got a one on one talk with him.

*flash back*

That is one reason I hate this author, he delays my attack on your Earth which means I can't renew any of my favorite shows by taking over their

studios headquarters! (Hey I hate that fact too but I can't allow someone evil to try to take over.) Oh great now the author has input on this story.

(Yep.) This is going to be a long Fanfiction isn't it? (Its only gonna be five chapters at the least) Oh goody! Then after that I can ignore the contract to

not conquer the earth! (Doc, don't you still have more videogames and Fanfictions to appear in?) Fine! Fine! After all that then I will conquer the Earth.

Happy? (Quite) Now no more interruptions alright? (Okey-dokie artichokie) Man that guy gets on my nerves.

*end flashback*

Also the first "Eggman declares" was shown. I think I have it somewhere in this non-existent money pool I have behind me.

(One quick dive later)

Found it. Shall I read it? Of course I should! I came up with it! Not that author! *ahem*

"Don't cheat as a cheater never prospers unless you are Eggman. Eggman declares so!"

Ah, the second chapter.

Now don't forget the third. Many, many references to the nightmare known as the CD-i were made. In fact I remember it as the

chapter that was almost past a month, nearly allowing me to conquer the real world.

*flashback*

"Gee it sure is boring around here!" "My bot! This peace is what all true emperors strive for!" "I just wonder what Sonic's up to." *Swoooosh*

*Scree* "Your evilness, Sonic and his heroes have seized the island of Eggidai." "Hm, how can we help?" "It is written, only you can defeat Sonic."

"Great i'll grab my stuff!" "There is no time! Your bots are enough!" "How 'bout a kiss, for luck!" "You've got to be kidding!" (How did Zelda get

here?) "Squadala! We're off!" "Wow, look at all those friends! Who are they?" "These are the faces of heroes. You must be conquered by each." "I

guess I better get- Wait, WHAT!" Did he just say I must be conquered by each?! "I said you must be conquered by each my leige." "That's it. After

you've scrubbed all the floors in I-rule than we can talk about mercy. Take him away!" "Yes my leige!" Ah, nothing like Gwonam-bot being dragged

off by random french-bot guard guy. Now with more references out of the way, I must go back to my base and wait a month (Or a week due to updates)

for my robots to be loyal and functioning. What the-? Ganon-bot? "Join me Link and I will make your face the greatest in Eggidai! Or else you will

die!" "My name is Eggman." "YOU DARE CORRECT ME IN MY LAIR! YOU MUST DIE!" Oh snicker-doodle. *Many blasts of lightning later*

*Dananana! (or, insert the item obtain music from any Legend of Zelda game here* -You got the book of Eggidai!- With an evil smile on my face I

threw the book at Ganon-bot. "No! Not into the pit! IT BUUUUUUURNS!" And good riddance to thee.

*end flashback*

Which reminds me I still need to find a way to *yet again cut off due to extremely detailed way of killing the author, yet again without colorful words*

and then feed that pig to a shark. Good times in chapter three.

Chapter four, where we learned I could make successful plans. Also fatalities are awesome in everything. It also the shortest chapter.

*flashback*

Every fighting game needs something like a fatality from Mortal Kombat. I can see Sonic the Fighters being different with that. it would go like: Finish

him/her! Metal Sonic then blast them to ashes with his laser and then it would say: Metal Sonic wins. Fatality. Awesome. Well, I finally came up with a

full proof plan. Goodbye. Shortest chapter ever!

*end flashback*

And then I got a serious stomping by Sonic o we one month after. My favorite chapter. It was as awesome as Knuckle's short lived

hat while I was in control and then just as sad when the hat died when the author used author power in this chapter. Rest in peace, Knuckle's hat.

And then there was this chapter, as I shouldn't flashback to anything in this chapter, I have to say one thing: It was a really fun thing to participate in

and force the author to write in the first place. Overall, it was a nice thing to have done and I regret that it may end and be cancelled like Young Justice

and Green Lantern: The Animated Series. I shall miss them. It was a great thing to do. Goodbye to all, great readers. May a man as great as I conquer

you someday. Farewell.

-Your non-future ruler,

Dr. Eggman

It truly was a fun thing to do. Thank you for reading this great story and reviewing for those of you who did. I may continue this story with one of

characters applying to work for the Eggman empire, like the one mentioned before, maybe slightly altered.

Thank you for reading.

-Dragonlord1157

Hey Eggman, how about one more Eggman declares, for old times sake? "Alright, fine I'll do it." Yay! (And you thought this was over)

*insert Sonic says music here* Readers, I encourage you to use your own imagination to do great things, you could build a robot to conquer the world

even! Or you could write stories like this guy. Your imagination is a great thing so use it, don't lose it. Eggman declares so!

*end music.*

*start your favorite show ending song here.* Credits: Dragonlord1157 as Author, Dr. Eggman as Himself, Me as Flashback guy, Myself as Co-author,

and I as Chief of editing and parenthetical sentences.

*End music*

Thank you for reading!

Now try to write your own story!

-The author, Dragonlord 1157 (Ah drat, i'm rambling again. Dr. Eggman has left a bigger footprint on me then I thought. Goodbye.)

To be continued...possibly.