1. Obey whatever laws the host country happens to have/asks you to follow, and respect their customs. (Bosses)
2. If you do break a law or dishonor a custom, accept the punishment without complaint. (Bosses)
3. Do not go around trying to start international incidents; the start of WWIII doesn't need to be hurried along by imbeciles like you. (Bosses)
4. Stop and think before you open your mouth/act. You might have the wrong idea. (Bosses)
5. DON'T BREAK THE RULES. (Bosses)
Any rules after this must have an explicit reason for being formed, and must have at least three signatures (The BTT must have a signature from an outside party.)
6. No flying planes near the UN location where meetings are in session. (England, China and Germany).
It wasn't funny when America set off all the air raid alarms. It was even less funny when he began bombing everyone—with paint bombs.
7. No touching anyone in any way, shape, or form without their consent. (England, Germany, and Italy)
Do I honestly have to explain this? (THIS MEANS YOU, FROG!)
8. Alcohol isn't allowed in the meeting room. (England, America, and China)
Everyone was getting drunk, ourselves included. There are several things we would not like to repeat.
9. No weird magical ju-ju. (America, Germany, France, China, Japan, Prussia and Italy)
Dude, there was some seriously weird shit going on in the meeting that day. England and Russia were, like, planning to take over the world or something.
10. There is only a limited amount of food allowed in the room. If you must have more, save it for after the meeting in the storage room we have for just this purpose. No exceptions. (England, France, and Germany)
America. Thanksgiving. 'Nuff said.
11. And no potions. (America, Spain, Italy)
The last time potions were involved in a meeting, England, Spain and France turned into pirates, Italy was chibi-fied and turned into a BA warrior, and Prussia and Hungary were jumping around trying to drill people with swords.
12. For God's sake, don't bring in musical instruments! (England, Germany, Japan)
When Austria brought in his violin, Prussia got ahold of it. It sounded like something was dying.
13. No excessive staring. (Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia).
Russia stared at us the entire meeting.
14. England isn't allowed to bring in snacks. (America, China, Russia, France, Germany, Japan, N. Italy, Norway, Sweden, Finland, Ukraine, Belarus, Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia, Canada, Turkey, Greece, Taiwan, Vietnam, Hong Kong, Korea, Spain, Prussia, S. Italy, Cuba, Denmark, Belgium, Seychelles, Egypt, Australia, Shinatty, and the list goes on)
Two words. Food. Poisoning.
15. A reasonable amount of clothing must be worn at ALL TIMES (a rose does not count) "Reasonable" is not to be defined by oneself. (England, China, Germany)
The world has enough problems without France walking around with everything 'hanging out'.
16. No fighting in the meeting room. (England, China, Germany)
America shouldn't have brought in paintball guns in the first place!
17. Japan and Hungary will never be allowed to sit next to each other during meetings. Never. Again. (Austria, Germany, China)
The countries had been forced to do some things they never thought they'd do.
18. Any weapons brought to a world meeting must be relatively harmless. (England, Germany, Italy)
Seriously. Italy was in surgery for hours—the doctors had to try and get all the goddamn shrapnel out of his head from Switzerland's gun. Also—America, we understand you have the right to bear arms [1], and you're proud of that, but we'd really appreciate it if you'd leave the AK-47 at home.
19. The members of the Bad Touch Trio (Spain, Prussia and France) are NOT ALLOWED TO SIT NEXT TO EACH OTHER! (Germany, England, Austria)
No way in hell will we change our minds. The whole mess of perviness is definitely more than the sum of its parts. Germany had to evacuate the Italies from the room! Not to mention that those three idiots started to sing 'Hips Don't Lie' [2] in the middle of the meeting. What was seen cannot be unseen. *shudders*
20. No one is allowed to compare the Baltics with any sex toys. Or ANYONE with a sex toy, for that matter. (Estonia, Russia, China)
When Prussia mentioned that Latvia was a lot like a vibrator, he just shook harder and eventually passed out. We don't need that kind of trauma.
21. America is not allowed to imply that the Greek gods like New York better than Olympus. (Greece, England, Italy)
This only became a problem after America read that Percy Jackson[3] series. Greece nearly had a seizure.
22. No feeding the animals. (Iceland, Australia, Prussia)
Sure, Iceland's pelican, Gilbird and Australia's koala bear were really cute and all when fed, but when other animals started getting involved, it took us a really long time to clean up the mess they left behind.
23. Halloween only occurs on the thirty-first. It doesn't last until your Thanksgiving, America. (Germany, Austria, Hungary)
The fact that America dressed as Davy Crockett[4] was bad enough (he even attempted to behave like him with some quirks like shouting, 'Remember the Alamo!'), but how he got England (dressed as the Doctor from Doctor Who[5]) in on it, no one will ever know...
24. There will be no in-depth conversations about favorite TV shows! (England, China, and France)
America and England were squabbling about 'Star Trek'[6] and 'Doctor Who', Japan was insisting that 'Monkey'[7] was his while China was griping about how he wrote the book, and the members of the BTT were arguing over Soap Operas.
Yay! I'm very pleased with this one. Very, very pleased.
1) So, you may all be wondering about this. Basically, in the second amendment of the constitution it states that we all have the 'right to bear arms'.
2) Song written by Shakira, a Columbian artist.
3) A well loved American series about the Greek gods (who live on top of the New York state building). Written by Rick Riordan. BEST SERIES EVER! Besides Leviathan and Shiver and Harry Potter and...well, you get the idea.
4) Davy Crockett is a famous American war hero from the Texas Revolution. He held Fort Alamo for many days while the Mexicans attacked, and eventually died. However, during the war 'Remember the Alamo' became a popular rallying cry.
5) Doctor Who is probably my favorite TV series. It's a really, really old British TV show. It's been running since the 1970's (I think?), and it's a bout this time-traveling alien.
6) An classic American sci-fi TV show. It has a lot of different series, and still has an enormous following, though its popularity has died down bit.
7) I'm not Japanese, so I don't know much about this show. What I know from Wiki is that it's a cult classic Japanese TV show that was based off a Chinese book.
So, I think that's all you guys need to know.
For those too lazy to review, I looked at all the shots you wanted me to write and made a poll. Now, you can all vote on the top ones!
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