Housekeeping

Disclaimer: I own nothing but plushies. Lyrics for this chapter are from E-Rotic again titled "Willy Use a Billy…Boy." Enjoy.

Warning: This chapter is entitled for a mature audience. If you can't keep it in your pants please vacate this transcript.

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Chapter 12: I need a bigger bed

Friday 7 AM

I don't remember my pillow tasting this good before. I usually nibbled on my pillow in my sleep but it never tasted like this before. I languidly ran my tongue over it again and again. Slowly my eyes opened and I froze. I had been using my tongue to play with Cranes nipple for who knows how long. I could see a long line of wetness dripping down his side to the couch below.

I inched my face up and saw him panting for breath. His eyes were dark and possessive. I was pretty sure that I wasn't lying on the remote anymore and before he could move I rolled off the couch and attempted to run to my room. I managed three steps before he tackled me to the ground and pinned me down on my back. He was practically foaming at the mouth as he just stared down at me, his breath coming in big gasps.

His lips crashed onto mine and he roughly held me against him. One hand grabbed my leg and wrapped it around his waist as he painfully ground against me through my pants. His tongue forced its way into my mouth and battled with mine. I couldn't catch my breath and he ripped my shirt in half his nails leaving burning scratches in their wake. His hands felt so warm against my skin that they seemed to burn their imprints into my flesh.

Oh Willy Willy use a Billy
Don't be silly
Oh baby, sex is joy
But use a Billy Boy
Oh Willy use a Billy
Skilly Willy
A Billy for your thrilly toy
Oh use a Billy Boy

He ground against me over and over again, his lips trailing down my chin to my chest. He bit the side of my neck and sucked hard leaving a mark behind. His hands were all over my chest pulling me free of my bra and massaging my breasts. One of his hands slipped to painfully grab my ass as his mouth found my nipple and he began nibbling and sucking hard. My breath came out in ragged gasping moans and I arched against his face. My fingers dug roughly into his hair as I held him against me.

Rap: So you want sex sex sex
With your ex
And it won't cost you any tax
But Willy you better care for sure
And use a Billy
With your long ding dong
Ding a dong
She'll find our you're the number one
So go man go and use your toy
But not without a Billy Boy

His mouth was all over my chest biting and tonguing me until my thoughts stopped making sense. My pants were damp as he continued to grind against me as if he were trying to break the fabric by sheer will alone. I wrapped my other leg around his waist and started moving my hips up to meet his. His lips were back on mine and his chest crushed against my own. The stitches in his skin seemed to make me even hotter and I was panting for more. He lifted me off the ground enough to slide what was left of my shirt and bra off my body. I raked my nails down his back and he moaned into my mouth. His erection was getting me so hot that I thought I would catch fire and burn right down through my floor.

Oh Willy
I want a sweet vanilly Billy Boy
Rap: So move your hip hop hips
Kiss her lips
Just let me give you some good tips
It's not enough makin' love to her
You need a Billy
When you come oh come
Have your fun
'cause she's so hip, and she's no nun
So Willy don't make her feel annoyed
When you forgot your Billy Boy
Oh Willy Willy use a Billy

I reached down between us to start working on undoing his pants as his tongue was battling mine again. I popped the button right off and raked my fingers down the zipper. I ripped them open and before I could slide my hand down into them he was roughly pulled off of me and thrown across the room. I almost let out a whine as the warmth of his body was wrenched from mine.

"Stay off my woman's tits bird brain!" Edward was wearing nothing but a pair of green boxers. He dropped a damp towel over my breasts and stormed across the floor practically blowing steam from his ears. "Can't a man take a bath without worrying about his bride being deflowered by some maniac?" He was screaming.

"Back off riddles. This time we're out for blood." Crow pulled himself up from the floor and stood the best he could. He was heavily aroused and he seemed sluggish. His erection was throbbing through his boxers just hanging out the front of his pants. I could see the black fabric straining against him.

"Oh what's wrong? All the blood gone to your head?" Edward's hair was wet and beads of water were sliding down his body as he moved. He seemed to lunge at Crow in slow motion and before I knew it they were both on the floor punching and writhing for supremacy. Edward began ripping the stitches right out of his skin and took a punch to the jaw. He staggered back and took a swift kick to the gut. Spitting out blood he aimed for Crow's feet and jumped back at him.

"Riddles I'm gonna leave you in pieces!" Crow was punching and clawing his way on top of Edward and began slamming his head into the floor over and over again. He only stopped when Edward landed a hard punch right to his groin. His face went pale and he fell to the side groaning and holding his injured pride in his cupped hands. He gasped for breath and I thought he had passed out. His lips had turned faintly blue and I heard him whine and shake.

"I win bird boy." Edward was at my side in an instant and pulling me towards the bathroom. He threw me into the tub pants and all before locking the door and climbing in behind me. "Teach him to molest my baby."

"Edward what are you doing?" I tried to get out of the bath but he pulled me back down and grabbed my hair roughly.

"Don't move baby I'll have you right as rain soon enough. Now look at what that monster did." His lips were on the mark Jonathan left on my neck. He slowly kissed and suckled on it until one of his hands came out of the water with a washcloth. "He got you so dirty." His voice was like a purr and he began slowly scrubbing my sensitive flesh with the rough cloth. My legs turned to jelly as his other hand cupped me through my wet pants.

"Edward…" I needed to get out of this tub, didn't I? I should be in this tub with Jonathan or Crow. The lilac scented water was lulling me into a false sense of security.

"Shhh baby. Daddy will make it all better." His voice was soft and his lips grazed my ear like velvet.

He slowly stroked me through my pants and continued to scrub my chest with the washcloth. He bit down softly on the marked flesh of my neck and I groaned. His fingers slipped into my pants and I nearly jumped out of my flesh. He expertly stroked me and I was soon leaning back against him panting. One of my legs was hanging out of the bath dripping water everywhere and I didn't care. I arched my back against him as he dropped the washcloth and began using his hands on my hot flesh. He was squeezing my breast and biting down with his teeth on my neck. I was grinding against his hand and he was tugging and caressing my exposed flesh with a sense of urgency. I was so close when the door to my bathroom was kicked open and I was painfully dragged from the water kicking and screaming.

"Oh god no not yet." I was almost in pain from the need and was thrown into my bed alone. I could hear yelling and a choking sound as I assumed Edward was being drowned in the tub. I was writhing so bad I almost crawled out of my clothes. I got my pants halfway off and was attempting to finish myself off with a shaky hand.

"Oh you've been a bad, bad girl. Letting all those other men touch you like that." I looked up to see Joker standing in my doorway. He was dressed in a nicely tailored purple suit and his makeup was running off his face from the bathwater. He slipped his jacket off and gently laid it on the end of the bed. He unbuttoned his vest and pulled it off as well. He was dressed to kill in a purple dress shirt and green tie.

"Why can't anyone just get me off." I moaned into the bed. I was on my stomach, topless and halfway out of my pants. If girls could get blue balls I was sure that's what I was going through at that moment.

"Oh now Mrs. J don't you worry. Didn't I say I was ribbed for your pleasure?" He lifted an eyebrow and slid my legs off the bed. My wet pants were fully off and hitting the floor before I could squeak out a protest. He was on his knees and I was panting heavily as he gave me his sexiest smirk. "Now remember to scream extra loud for the rest of the boys and girls."

I arched off the bed when his mouth touched my needy flesh. His scars and teeth were driving me over the edge. His tongue made me incapable of coherent words. He was eating me up and I was loving every moment of it. I fisted my hands into my sheets when I came, nearly flying off the bed. My room was soon filled with my screams and slurping noises. Just before my body gave out from everything it had been through he stopped. I couldn't move if I wanted to. He leaned over my body and slid a hand up to cup my breasts in his hands. The sweat making his hands glide effortlessly up my body.

"Oh now Mrs. J you've gone and messed up the bed. Next time we play I'll make sure you won't be able to walk let alone into any other mans arms." He crawled on top of me for a moment before he nipped at my chin with a growl. As fast as he had arrived he was up and grabbing his vest and suit before looking me over once again. "Oh I'll fight for that." He walked out shutting the door softly behind him. "Stay in that position I'll be back soon." I could hear him singing to himself before my apartment door opened and closed.

He just pulled the very definition of an eat and run. I pulled myself over to the far edge of the bed and draped one of my sheets over my body. I wanted to check on Jonathan and Edward but I was spent. My legs were no longer responding to me and my vision was swimming. I clutched a pillow to my chest to try and calm my racing heart. Before I passed out one thought danced across my head. I'm really gonna need a bigger bed.