Housekeeping

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Crane won in a landslide vote. He gets the first shot at V. If you want to skip the lemon I left warnings on where it starts and stops. Enjoy.

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Chapter 17: Rabid Riddler

Friday 7:01 AM

I was back to at least looking mostly myself. Jonathan made sure I had showered and was eating again. It took me a few hours to finally get the strength to force him into the shower and make him shave. He finally was starting to look more like himself again. I had a big bowl of oatmeal in front of me when he walked into the kitchen this morning.

"Morning." My voice was still a little rough.

"Morning, woman." Crow was out and he looked exhausted.

"Been up all night Crow? Where did you put Jonathan?" I shoveled another bite of honeyed graininess into my mouth.

"Jonathan is sleeping right now, I've got you all to myself. About damn time too." He poured himself a bowl of cheerio's and drowned them in milk before sitting next to me. We ate in silence for a moment as I watched him treat the cheerios as if they were little people and he was Godzilla eating them.

"Those poor cheerio's, what did they ever do to you?" He paused with the spoon just in his mouth, some milk dribbled down his chin. He shoveled them into his mouth then made a loud crunching sound. He then grinned and leaned closer to me.

"You know V, there's no one here to save you this time. We have this place all to ourselves." He practically purred in my ear. I was about to smack him with my spoon when he did something unexpected. He ran his tongue down my neck and softly bit at my shoulder. I shivered and grabbed a hold of his hair.

"Do that again." My voice was practically a whisper but he complied and my eyes nearly rolled back into my head. His tongue was like hot velvet on my skin and who knew that I liked being bit so much.

"Enjoying this?" His voice was husky against my neck. I could feel his hands sneaking around my body and sliding under my shirt.

"Maybe I'm enjoying this too much; I might need the opinion of a doctor." I pulled his face from my neck and pulled his lips to mine. He kissed me roughly and pulled me into his lap, I could feel his nails lightly running over my back.

"Oh you need a doctor now?" He fisted his hand into my hair and pulled my head back roughly exposing my neck to him. He started kissing and nipping at the exposed flesh. I could feel him starting to pull at my shirt with his free hand, then the soft popping and ripping of tearing fabric.

"Maybe I want both of you right now." He was making me so hot and I was about to toss him to the ground and take him myself. I could feel how much he wanted me when he started grinding his length against me through our clothes.

"We both want you." I heard a crash as he knocked both our breakfast bowls off the table and laid me down on top of it. He wrapped my legs around his waist and thrusted against me through our clothes again. "The good doctor is in but I get to go in first."

(If you want to skip the lemon go down to the next bar.)

He pulled my shirt off and began kissing me all over my chest as his hands fumbled with my pants. I lifted my hips to help him undo the zipper and ground against his length again. He groaned against my chest and pulled my legs from his waist.

"No mercy for you woman, you're ours. We'll make you scream our names until your throat bleeds." Scarecrow ripped my pants off and fell between my legs kissing and suckling at the soft exposed flesh of my thighs. I groaned as he started nipping and biting to leave marks against my pale flesh.

"Get those pants off now, I need you." I was so hot that I was sure my clothes would burn right off. Scarecrow didn't waste any time and ripped his pants and boxers off before grabbing my thong with his teeth and ripping it off. His mouth was on me in an instant licking and sucking. His tongue and teeth were everywhere making me thrash against his mouth and arch against the table. He did something with his tongue and my mind went blank as I came hard against him.

"Oh you like that?" He was up and kissing me moments later, I could taste myself on his tongue and it just made me burn hotter for him. He roughly grabbed my legs and wrapped them around his waist. I could feel him stroking himself against me.

"Please, I need you." It came out as a whimper and he slammed his lips to mine and entered me, shoving himself in fully and holding me against him. My nails raked down his arms scratching him open and making him bleed a little. He growled deep in his throat and began slamming into me until I was sure the table would break under us. His lips almost never left mine and his hands were everywhere. I held onto him for dear life as he claimed my body with his own.

"Mine. Always mine." He growled against me and pounded me as if his life depended on it. I was sure if we had any neighbors they would hear me screaming as his thrusts wound me higher and higher. "Scream my name." His voice was cracking as he increased his pace a thin sheen of sweat making our bodies stick together.

"Scarecrow!" I felt like my body exploded as he drove me over the edge. My whole body was shaking against his and I heard him groan as he reached his own peak. He thrusted a few more times making sure I'd milked him dry before panting against my throat. My vision cleared after a moment and I stroked his damp hair trying to catch my breath. I pulled him in for a kiss and saw his eyes had cleared but still burned with fire. "Jonathan?"

"My turn now V." He kissed me firmly and grabbed one of my legs, throwing it over his shoulder. At once he was thrusting into me again as if trying to rid Scarecrow's mark on my body. His hands were stroking me everywhere and I was writhing against him. His mouth soon joined his hands and I could feel his tongue over every inch of my body as he licked and thrusted me into another orgasm.

"Oh Jonathan." My voice was nearly a whimper as he pulled out of me and picked me up off the table.

"Oh we're not done yet." He carried me to his room and tossed me onto his bed. He was back inside me before I could blink and he pounded into me like a man possessed. He marked my body with his mouth drawing blood on a few spots. I was screaming his name as I came yet again, my body writhing on the sheets under him. "Oh god V." He groaned and came again, his nails digging into my hips as he finished.

(Okay it's over for now : P)

We lay panting in each others arms on the bed. Neither of us having the strength to move out of each others embrace.

"Gods V, that was amazing." Jonathan whispered against my hair, his arms wrapped around me. My face was against his chest and I wasn't able to even begin to make coherent sentences yet. I looked up into his possessive eyes and nuzzled his chin making him chuckle. "What's wrong V? Did we accidentally fuck you senseless?" He managed to pull a blanket over both of us and we passed out in each others arms.

Friday 8:15 PM

I woke up abruptly as I was dunked into the tub. I felt Jonathan slide in behind me and I turned to snuggle into his body, still drunk from the sex earlier. He started to softly scrub my body clean making sure to carefully rub against each mark he left on my skin. I languidly writhed against his body making him hard for me again.

"V as much as I would love another round I don't think either of our body's could handle it." He sat me up so he could begin cleaning his own body. I could see scratches and bite marks from when I had gotten too heated in the moment.

"I didn't hurt you did I?" I took the washcloth from him and started softly cleaning his body. He leaned forward and buried his face into my chest when I reached his back. He had long scratch marks going from his shoulders down to his ass. They weren't deep but they stung him as I carefully cleaned them.

"I'm hoping you do more of this in the future. We both loved it." He licked at my chest making me playfully push him away.

"What happened to not being able to take another go?" I pouted and he pulled me in for a kiss.

"Don't tempt us V." He groaned and stood up helping me out of the bath with him. He started drying me with a soft towel before draining the tub. I took the time to stare at his tight ass before quickly looking away as he stood.

"So what's for dinner?" I wrapped the towel around his body and pulled him in for another kiss.

"We're going out to eat, I'm dressing you up." He smirked before picking me up and carrying me into the room and dumping me on the bed.

9:15 PM

We were finally dressed and had made our way into town. I had to play nice to keep Jonathan from crashing the car, apparently I was very distracting. He stopped at a small diner and we went inside. It wasn't too busy so we were able to get a table to ourselves. The food was good and I'm sure Jonathan didn't hear a word I said. His body language said he was having a nice dinner but his eyes were saying that once we got home I was dessert.

Once we had finished dinner and were moving to leave but were stopped when there was a small explosion from the front of the restaurant and the room filled with green smoke. I tried to reach for Jonathan but my world went dark before I even hit the ground.

I don't know how long I was out or where I even was. I was in a cage suspended over a large pool of water. I was alone. My eyes darted around looking for a way out as I crawled around the cage. There was a large lock keeping me from opening the door and I did the only thing I could think of. I ripped the under-wire from my bra and started trying to pick the lock. I had no idea what I was doing I was just hoping I wasn't making things worse. To my surprise the lock clicked open after a few minutes of fiddling with it. I felt safe until the lock hit the water and a large explosion of sparks erupted. The water was electrified. It was a good 8 foot jump to the floor before me. The water was electrified.

Oh dear god I'm going to be sick! I had been swinging the cage for awhile now and I was sure that I was going to vomit. I had the cage to a comfortable distance and flung my self from the opening. I hit the floor hard and the breath was knocked out of me. I was sure that I spent the last four minutes cursing and writhing on the floor before I picked myself up and searched for a way out.

I found a door hidden behind a fake wall, it was locked. What a surprise. I shoved my bra lock pick into the handle and started twisting it around hoping that by some sheer luck it would pop open. Apparently the waffle gods had blessed me because the door opened in under a minute. I slipped out the door and started walking down the hallway trying to figure out where I was.

I felt like I had walked for miles before I found another door, unlocked this time. I stepped in and was met by an entire wall of TV's. They were monitoring various parts around the city and what looked like torture rooms. I walked up to one that had a blinking red light under it and peered into the screen.

Batman was grappling around the room attempting to save the several people chained up around the walls. He was avoiding the flooring and I wondered if it had been electrified. I moved from screen to screen to see if I could find Jonathan anywhere but I didn't find a trace of him.

"Well riddle me this! What kind of mouse has escaped its cage and now roams freely around my works?" I recognized that voice. I spun around to face Edward.

"Oh god Edward you look like death warmed over." His green suit was ripped and his bowler hat sat lopsided on his head. His shirt was ripped open and his tie was loosely hanging onto its knot. He had a thin sheen of red stubble across his face and his eyes held dark rings underneath. He blinked for a moment in surprise as if he didn't believe I was really there.

"V?" His voice was now a whisper as he limped towards me. I rushed to his side and he grabbed me around my middle and buried his face into my chest. "Oh god V I thought you would never wake up." His hands fisted into the back of my shirt and he was shaking so badly that I was fearful of his health.

"Edward, what happened to you?" I removed his hat and set it upon my own head before stroking his hair softly. He held onto me as if he could never let me go. After a moment he looked up at me, his eyes watering and red.

"V. If we hadn't had to worry about the Batman you wouldn't have gotten hurt. I'm so sorry baby." He rested his head against my chest again and took a shuddering breath. "There was so much blood and I thought I had killed you." His nails were digging into my back and I fell to my knees in front of him.

"Edward what are you doing here?" I stroked his cheek softly and looked into his eyes.

"Simple. I'm going to kill the Batman, then I'm going to kill Crane. Once they're gone I'll make you my riddle queen and we'll have lots and lots of puzzle babies." His eyes held a crazed tint to them. "Scarecrow tried saying you were his but I know the truth." He pulled my face to his so I could feel his warm breath on against my lips. "You woke up just for me." He ground his lips against mine and I wondered where my sweet Edward had gone.