I don't own Twilight. It was 23 today in the wonderful Hoosier state. I do not like Winter! Whose house can I come and stay at until this weather stops being a dick?
This is a slash story with m/m lemons involved and language. If you're under 18 or that's not your thing, please just hit the red X.
There will be alternate POV's every day. They are both pretty damn talkative now!
Reviewer of the day goes to…. PinkLotus2 who said, "I have to agree with Edward. When you wrote in the last chapter that Jasper wanted to tell his parents before their trip, I thought the same thing. They might be fine with Jasper being gay but allowing he and Edward a trip away together might be another thing! LOL! Keep up the good work and I can't wait to read about the trip! PS - last day of vaca for me as well...totally agree BOO! and I don't want to go back either...hahaha! :)" Work wasn't terrible, except I couldn't get to sleep last night and kept worrying if my alarm would go off. I hate when I wake up every hour and look at the clock! lol
Chapter 81 - Drunk
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I wouldn't trust Rose any farther than I could throw her. Turned over a new leaf? Yeah, right! More like found a new cock to suck until Edward's comes available.
Which will not happen, fucking ever.
I swear to God, I want to just tell her that he likes cock so she'll just stop. It would be kind of cool to see the look on her face.
After another half hour of Call of Duty, mom and dad finally get home. Wasn't it supposed to be the teenagers that stay out late and come home drunk? We can hear them fucking giggling their way up the stairs, and I see Edward trying to hold in his laughter.
Damn, I hope they don't do anything embarrassing.
"Well look Carlisle, our boys are playing some video games. What a nice, normal thing for a couple of teenage boys to do."
What the fuck? Was she really drunk?
"Come on dear, let's leave them alone."
My dad tries to pull mom out of the doorway, but she just shoves him back and starts to walk toward us. I have no idea what she's going to do. I've honestly never seen her drink more than a glass of wine at Christmas.
What the hell did they do tonight?
Walking over to me, she bends down right in front of me and grabs my cheeks. She always had a thing for pinching them when I was little, but she'd stopped years ago after I begged her to.
"Jasper, my baby boy, I love you so much. Do you know that? Do you know how much I love you?"
I look over and see Edward fucking crying he's laughing so damn hard. I give him a dirty look that tells him to stop, but that only makes him laugh harder. I must not look very intimidating with my mom holding onto my cheeks.
"Dad? What the hell?"
"Language, Jasper Lee!"
She leans in after yelling at me and kisses my forehead like I'm five and she's tucking me into bed.
"You grew up so fast, my angel. You know I'll always love you more than anything, right? You believe me don't you?"
"Sure, mom. Whatever you say."
Then instead of standing up and walking, she crawls over to Edward on all fours and sits in front of him.
That sobers him up real quick. He looks over to me like he wants me to save him.
Whose laughing now, fucker?
"Edward, I want you to know that even though we haven't known each other long, you belong in my heart."
She grabs Edward's hand and holds it tight. I look over at dad, and he's just shaking his head and chuckling at her. I don't blame him for not dragging her out of here. Maybe if we let her have her say, she'll leave in peace.
Edward can barley speak between his fits of giggles, but he does his best.
"Thank you, Esme. You mean a lot to me, too"
"No Edward. You don't even understand. I want you to be happy here in our home. You will always be welcome here no matter what, sweetie."
Dad rushes into the room at that point and pulls her up to him. It was like he was afraid of what she was going to say next. Like, she hadn't said enough already!
"Come on, darling. Let's get you to bed."
"Oh, Carlisle. Don't talk like that in front of the boys. It really isn't appropriate."
Dad looks shocked and opens his mouth to protest, but nothing comes out.
"You cannot tell the boys what you promised to do to me when we got home. That would really embarrass them, Carlisle."
I watch in horror as she leans up and whispers something in my dad's ear. His face blazes a very colorful shade of red, before he mumbles a "sorry boys" and follows her out of my room.
I look over at Edward and when we hear their bedroom door slam, we bust out laughing so hard we fall out of our gaming chairs.
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Oh my God, that was fucking priceless. Esme is hilarious when she's drunk!
My sides hurt so bad from laughing, I think I might get sick. I'm trying to calm down, but every time I try to stop I look at Jasper and start laughing again.
Eventually, we both get some deep breaths and just sit there with goofy smiles on our faces.
"Fuck, Edward. I have no idea what just happened. I have never in my life seen her act like that before."
"Don't apologize. I don' t think I've ever laughed that hard in my life. You're mom is fucking hilarious, Jasper."
"Yeah, sure she is. How embarrassing is this? And I don't even want to think about what's going on in that room right now."
I see him cringe and shudder at the thoughts going through his head.
Looks like my man needs a distraction.
Picking myself up off the floor, I go over to the bedroom door and shut it. I turn toward him as I click the lock in place and pull the chair over. I don't know if we still need it since I think his parents are going to be occupied for a while, but I'm not taking any chances with Rose in the house.
Walking back to stand by him, I reach my hand down and he takes it.
"I'm getting awfully sleepy, Jasper. Think we could get under those freshly changed sheets of yours and cuddle."
"Yeah, that sounds like a very good plan to me, baby."
I lean up and give him a peck on the lips, before I turn and head over to where my bag of overnight stuff is.
"You know you should just bring some stuff here to leave. I mean if you think that would be a good idea."
He looks like he wished he hadn't blurted that out, but I think he's fucking adorable when he does that. I usually get the best things out of him when he doesn't think first and just goes with what's in his heart.
"Okay, I'll bring some more stuff next time so I can leave it here. It's kind of like you just asked me to move in with you."
Now I'm the one whose embarrassed. Talk about just blurting shit out. What the hell is wrong with me?
I'm looking down and see Jasper's perfect feet standing right in front of mine. I feel his hand touch my face, and then lift my chin up to meet his intense stare.
"You know I can't wait for that to happen, don't you? The day when we leave for college and we move in together will be one the happiest days of my life."
Leaning down, he kisses me gently. I try and deepen it, but he pulls back and grabs my hand.
"Come to bed with me, baby."
My now extremely hard cock makes it kind of difficult to walk, but I pull off my shirt and jeans and follow my fuck hot farm boy to bed.
Drunk Esme FTW! Damn, that was a lot of fun to write. I flove her hard. So what do you think made her drink a bit tonight? :) I'm kind of loving the boys right now. They're all sweet and caring with each other. Above all that fun play with being dominant and spanking, these two love each other more than anything.
All the new alerts today were amazing. It made my first day back to work tolerable. haha Thanks to twilight mum69 and 17 Forever Lisa for continuing to get caught up and reviewing as they go! *MWAH*
See you tomorrow!