I don't own Twilight. Why the hell don't I live in Belgium? If I did, I would have seen Rob's ass by now. Did you hear me? ROB'S BARE ASS! Okay, sorry. I need to take some deep breaths and calm down a bit. lol

This is a slash story with m/m lemons involved and language. If you're under 18 or that's not your thing, please just hit the red X.

There will be alternate POV's every day. They are both pretty damn talkative now!

Reviewer of the day goes to…. mw138 who said, "LOL! Esme was hilarious! However, I can't blame her for wanting to "get to business" with Carlisle. He was, after all, the original fuck hot farm boy. He's just graduated to the fuck hot farm owner. LOL" Hell, yes! Carlisle is the original! haha I'm so glad you all liked drunk Esme. She was so much fun to write, I might just have to get her drunk again. :)

Chapter 82 - Noises

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"Oh Carlisle, what are you doing to me? Don't stop! Don't fucking stop!"

Just fucking kill me now.

I've lived in this house my whole life, and I've never heard a thing come from my parent's bedroom. Now, tonight while I have my naked boyfriend in bed with me, my parents decide to go porno on me.

I'm holding Edward in my arms, and can feel him shaking with laughter. It's really not funny at all. I can't even think about getting hard with them doing that down the hallway.

"Edward, this is so fucking embarrassing. I can't believe this is happening."

Edward turns in my arms so I can see the twinkle of amusement in his eyes. He doesn't look upset at all.

"Oh Jasper, let them have their fun. I hope you're still fucking me like that when we get their age."

"Stop talking about it! They aren't supposed to be doing that still. I mean they're old and shit."

I know I'm being unreasonable. I sure as hell hope my dick still works when I'm their age. Sure sounds like my dad's does.

Again, kill me now.

Suddenly, we start hearing a very loud banging, and I honestly think I'm going to be sick.

"I'm gonna ride you like one your horses! Fuck, you're as big as one, baby!"

Edward's eyes go wide, and then he starts giggling so fucking hard he almost falls out of the bed.

"Well, I guess now I know your cock runs in the family."

Fuck this. I can't take it anymore. Throwing the covers off, I jump out of bed and rush to the bathroom before I can hear any more. Edward is still curled up on his side, laughing his ass off.

I slam the bathroom door, and turn the shower on. I need something to drown out the noise. If the shower doesn't work, I'm going to go knock on their door and tell them to shut the fuck up.

Making sure the water is warm, I jump in. I close my eyes and lean my head down under the spray. If there's water in my ears, I won't be able to hear them, right?

I don't know, but I'm going to give it a try.

Relaxing a little when I don't hear anything, I grab the soap and start to wash up. I'm going to be in this shower for as long as it takes, so I might as well get clean while I'm here.

I feel hands join mine as I wash my chest and stomach. I hadn't even heard him come in and join me. Guess, the water in the ears thing works.

"Are you done laughing?"

I'm not really mad, but it comes out a lot harsher than I meant it to.

I turn to look at him, because his hands have suddenly disappeared from my body. I really liked them there.

"I'm sorry I laughed about it, Jasper. I didn't mean to make you mad."

I start to tell him that I'm really not mad at him, but my words get stuck in my throat as I watch Edward get down on his knees.

"Are you upset with me, Jasper? Is there anything I could do to make it up to you?"

Holy fucking shit. Is he really on his knees, wet and hard, asking me if he can make it up to me?

Yes, he sure as hell is.

"Yeah, you can make it up to me. Open that pretty little mouth of yours and suck my cock."

Running my fingers over his jaw, I touch his mouth with my fingers and try to push them inside.

He opens up slightly, just enough for a single finger, and starts sucking and licking the hell out of it.

I want to close my eyes it feel so damn good, but I have to keep watching. He looks up at me and takes my entire finger down before coming back up and licking all around it.

"That's it, angel. Now do that with my cock.

Taking my finger out of his mouth, I wrap my hand around my dick and touch it to his lips. Even with the warm water running down my body, I can see the glistening of my pre-come waiting there for him. I wipe a bit of it on his lips, and moan when I see his tongue sweep out of his mouth and taste it off his lips.

"Now, Edward. I need you to suck me."

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E-

Oh, how I love it when he loses control and begs. He knows how much I get off on him being aggressive, but when he pleads with me to suck his cock, it doesn't get any better than that.

After licking the rest of the treat he's left for me off him, I take my time and watch him as I take him in my mouth inch by inch.

"Fuck, baby. You suck my cock so good. You were made to do it."

I don't argue with him on that. Even though Jasper is rather large in both length and girth, he fits perfectly inside me. It actually kind of scares me for our road trip, though. I wonder if I'll be able to take all of him the first time.

Why the hell did my man have to be so fucking huge?

I have a feeling we'll work it out.

Hallowing out my cheeks, I suck him down as far as I can take him. Bringing my hand up, I start to pump what won't fit as I go down. He really seems to like it from the sounds he's making.

Reaching up with the hand I have on his thigh, I start to roll and pull at his balls. I feel his hand on the back of my head then, and I know he's getting close. He never wants to push me down, but when he's close, he kind of forgets.

I love it when he fucks my mouth.

Letting go of him, I reach down and start pumping my cock. It makes me so fucking hard when he gets like this.

"Fuck, baby. That's it. Take all of it."

He's pushing up as I go down, and even though it cuts off my breathing, I still love it. Trying hard to breath through my nose, I start sucking him faster. I feel his legs start to quiver, and his hand tightens in my hair.

"Gonna come, baby. Swallow all of it."

Not a problem.

Hearing the sounds he makes as he comes hard down my throat, pushes my over the edge with him. Trying to concentrate on swallowing all he's giving me is pretty fucking hard when all I want to do is scream.

Slowly, I pull off him and look up to see him staring at me with his crazy eyes. He always looks so out of control after I've made him come. Licking all around him, I feel him shudder every time my tongue touches him. My knees are really starting to hurt, but I don't fucking care.

I feel his hands under my arms as he pulls me up then to my feet. Crashing his mouth to mine, I open up to him so he can taste himself on my tongue. He's whimpering as he explores my mouth with this tongue.

When he pulls back for some air, I grab him around his waist and pull him to me.

"You know I wasn't really mad at you, don't you?"

"Yeah, I know. I just really wanted to suck your cock."

Smiling at me, he presses a sweet kiss to my lips.

"You don't ever have to do that to make up after a fight. I'll let you suck me any time you want."

Leaning down, I turn off the water and smirk up at him.

"Thanks for that, Jasper. I appreciate it."

"I'm just trying to be the best boyfriend I can be."

I shake my head at him as we get out and start to dry off.

"Yes, Carlisle like that! You're a fucking animal!"

I cover my mouth quickly so Jasper can't see my smile, but it's too late. Groaning, he puts his head in his hands.

"I think I'm going to go sleep in the barn."

Esme and Big Papa C getting it on! I don't know why this was making me giggle all night, but it was. You kind of got a double lemon tonight, didn't you? See how I spoil you! LOL

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