I don't own Twilight. Okay where the hell are they? Are they in NYC or in LA? Damn you Twitter stalkers and your unreliable information. If we don't' see Rob's face this week, I'm calling the police on Kristen for kidnapping! haha

This is a slash story with m/m lemons involved and language. If you're under 18 or that's not your thing, please just hit the red X.

There will be alternate POV's every day. They are both pretty damn talkative now!

Reviewer of the day goes to…. ChefJayla who said, "Please let Carlisle do all the talking. I don't want the boys embarrassed beyond belief. Just make sure he gives them lube & condoms (Yeah, I'm cool with them not using them.. this is fiction after all!) In fact, if Carlisle provides a few different flavors & brands, that would be awesome. Thanks bb" *giggles* Different flavors and brands? I think you might have overestimated our Farmer Carlisle. I am looking forward to the talk, though. My mom told my older brother to come and ask me if I had any questions about sex. MORTIFYING! Hopefully the boy's talk will go much better than that. haha


Chapter 87 - Horrified

J-

Making out with Edward in this room just feels new and different. I have to admit I like it a lot. I bet this is what it will feel like when we are in the hotel room together.

Other than the stupid talk my parents want to have with us, I'm looking forward to this road trip more than I've ever looked forward to any Christmas or birthday. His parents are fine with us going, and now I can go knowing that mom and dad know the truth and still let me go.

It's such a relief.

Grabbing Edward's ass, I start to grind my semi against his thigh. I know we really can't do much in here in the middle of the day, but it's so hard to stop once we've started. My boy is too damn sexy for his own good.

"Mom! Mom! Where the hell did Jasper and Edward go? He didn't leave yet did he? His car is still in the driveway!"

Fucking Rose. Guess she decided to wake up and terrorize the house. She's standing right outside the door, and I'm not sure if mom locked it when they left us in here.

Groaning as I roll off of Edward, I stand and go sit down in his desk chair. We both have to adjust ourselves and pull our shirts down to hide our hard-ons. Mine's going down fast though listening to her argue with mom in hallway.

"Rose, they're in the guest room. I told Edward he could use it when he was over."

Rose is strangely silent. I swear I can hear her devious mind working from in here. I look over at Edward, and roll my eyes. He just smiles and runs his hands through his hair trying to tame the damage I just did to it. I should tell him it's hopeless. He always looks like he's just been freshly fucked, and I have to admit I like it.

"Can I see the room, Momma? You've been keeping it a secret for so long. I can't wait to see what you've done with it."

She sounds sincere, but I know she's just being nosey. There's a knock at the door then, and I walk over to open it.

"Boys, can we come in for a minute?"

I open the door as soon as the words are out of her mouth. I don't want mom thinking we've been in here all over each other, even though have.

"Now Rose, I expect you to observe the house rules especially when Edward is staying over. You are not allowed in this room at all, unless Edward lets you in. Do you understand me?"

"Oh, of course. I wouldn't want to walk in when Edward was getting ready for bed or anything."

Rose giggles and I look over at mom. I think she knows what I'm thinking. She needs to have her little talk with Rose sooner rather than later.

"I love what you did with the room! Edward, do you like it? Maybe you'll be able to stay over more than once a week now."

"Yeah, the room is amazing, but I don't know about staying over more than I already do. I'd have to ask my dad."

"You really should. He seems like such a nice man. I'm sure he'd let you."

Nice man? Of course she would think he was nice. They're just alike.

"Rose, let's leave the boys alone. Come and help me with the laundry."

Rose looks over and gives me a shitty look. I have to stop myself from sticking my tongue out at her.

When they finally leave and shut the door, I walk over to Edward sitting on the bed. Leaning down, I kiss him softly and run my hands through his hair making him look freshly fucked again. Just how I like him.

"Let's go out and do something. I'm sure the horses are ready for some attention."

"Sounds good. I need to give Jolene her special treat for today. She's going to be mad at me if I don't."

"You spoil her."

I always give him hell for sneaking her extra treats, but I secretly love it. He's such a kind and caring soul. Every time I see the two of them together, it just makes me love Edward more.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

The week goes by quickly. Usually when you can't wait for a day to come time seems to stand still, but we were just too busy in the barn for that to happen. Everyday dad kept us busy until late, and then we'd just text a bit and go to bed.

Jacob hadn't been around at all. I know that dad must have talked to him, because we didn't even see him walking by the barn to leave in the evenings. Maybe the fucker finally took the hint and has given up messing with Edward.

On Friday, we decided to work as late as possible so we would have more time together. His dad said he couldn't spend the night since he would be gone all day tomorrow until Sunday. I was pissed at first, but then I realized I was going to have all that time alone with him so it made me feel a little better.

It was after six when we finally walked out of the barn together and over toward Edward's car.

"So, I guess I'll see you in the morning? I can just pick you up around seven?"

"That will be fine. I can't believe we're getting to do this, baby. I'm so fucking excited."

"I am too, Jasper. You have no idea how much I want you alone tomorrow night."

He can't say shit like that when he's about to pull away and leave me for the night.

"Hey, Edward! Can I talk to you for a minute before you leave?"

Mom is hanging out the front door yelling over at us. What the hell does she need to talk to Edward …..

Of fuck. This is it, isn't it?

I thing we both realized what is coming at the same moment, because Edward's head turns quickly back to me with a look of panic on his face. He's eyeing the handle of his Volvo like it's his only escape.

"Don't even think about running, Edward. Get your butt in here!"

"Sorry, baby. Maybe it won't be that bad."

I try to say it convincingly, but even I don't believe that shit. It's going to be an absolute nightmare.

Well, at least she only wanted to talk to Edward. I had the bird and bees talk with mom a long time ago. Surely, she won't need to talk to me.

"Jasper! Come in here, son. I'd like to have a word with you."

Dad walks over to the barn, and shuts the door behind him. I look at Edward who is now smiling at me.

"Have fun talking to your dad, Jasper."

Fuck my life.

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E-

What the hell? Why do we have to be separated to have the talk? I thought at least when it happened we'd be together. Actually I was hoping we didn't have to have the talk at all. The later in the week it got, the higher my hopes were that the whole thing had been forgotten.

Obviously not.

For a moment, I think Jasper thought he was going to be getting out of it, but when Carlisle asked him to come in the barn he knew he was doomed.

I wished him luck talking to his dad, but I think he could tell I was trying not to laugh as I said it.

"Yeah, good luck with mom. It's not like she's going to say anything embarrassing."

The smirk left my face quickly. He was right. I have a feeling Carlisle is going to be a lot more reserved and just as embarrassed about having to talk about this as we are. I think Esme is actually going to enjoy it.

"Edward, if you're not back here in 30 minutes, I'm going to come in there after you."

"Promise?

We hear the screen door open again and Esme pokes her head back outside.

"Now, Edward. You don't want to keep me waiting."

"Guess you better get in there. I love you, baby."

"Love you, too. Come in get me in 30 minutes. You promised."

We both walk away from each other like we're going off to war or something. Shoulders slumped and our heads down.

This can't be as bad as we're making it out to be. Just a few minutes probably, and then we'll be free to go on our trip.

Walking into the house, I smell something amazing coming from the kitchen. Following the delicious aroma, I find Esme pulling some freshly baked chocolate chip cookies out of the oven.

"Well, I thought we'd have some snacks while we have our little chat."

She's all smiles and seems way too happy and excited about this. I mean, who wants to talk to their gay son's boyfriend about having sex for the first time?

Oh, hell. Does she know it's our first time? Can parents tell shit like that?

As wonderful as those cookies smell, I think I'm going to have to pass on them. My stomach is in knots, and I'm starting to panic a bit. What if I say the wrong thing and she won't let Jasper go with me?

I watch her plate all the cookies and grab us a couple of bottles of water from the fridge.

"Come on up to my room. We'll have complete privacy up there."

Why is she acting like this is a slumber party? Does that make me the girl in our relationship? I may know that I want to bottom, but that does not make me a girl!

Walking into her and Carlisle's bedroom feels a little weird. She shuts the door behind us, and walks over to a small sitting area across the room.

"Come over here, sweetie. This isn't going to be painful. Well, at least I hope not."

Her laugh puts me at ease, because it reminds me so much of Jasper's. I like it when he growls, but I love to hear the sound of his laugher even more.

She pats the seat next to her on the couch, and I sit down. Taking a couple of deep breaths, I look up at her kind face.

"Please don't be embarrassed or nervous, Edward. I don't want to upset you talking about this, but I do want you to know that I'm here if you have any questions. I know your mom would be doing this if she knew the truth, and I understand why you can't tell her just yet. So that leaves me to be your Momma in all this."

I'm so touched by her words, I have to clear the lump from my throat before I can speak.

"Thank you, Esme. You're kindness toward me has been amazing. I can't tell you how much it means to me."

"Oh, stop. Carlisle said from the first day he met you, that you were someone special. The fact that my boy loves you doesn't make any difference. You are supposed to be a part of this family, Edward."

I lean over and give her a crushing hug.

When I pull back, she looks down at her lap.

"Esme, why are we having this talk in the first place? What makes you think you both had to talk to us about all this before we leave on our trip?"

"Edward, we my be old, but we're not stupid. I don't have any idea what you and Jasper have been getting up to, and honestly I don't want to. I trust you both to do what's best for you in your relationship, but if I had my boyfriend alone in a hotel room when I was seventeen, I know what I'd be doing."

Oh, hell. Let the blushing begin.

"I hate to ask, but were you with Carlisle when you were seventeen?"

"Yes, I was. High school sweethearts. Want to hear what we did after our senior prom?"

"No!"

She just laughs, and grabs my hand.

"So, do you have any questions for me?"

"Esme, I've known I was gay for a very long time. This is all new to Jasper, but not to me."

She seems a little taken aback by what I said, and then it hits me how it must have sounded to her.

"No, I don't mean I'm experienced. I just mean that I've done some research. I'm actually a virgin."

Kill me now for saying that, but I didn't want her to think that I was some sort of whore that's been with a bunch of different guys.

"Oh, thank God. It makes me feel so much better that you two will be learning together."

I don't know what to say, so I just sit there and bite my lip.

"I have to say, I'm a bit relieved that you don't need any practical advice. I've spent the week trying to look at some research on the internet so we could have this talk, but the videos wouldn't load very well with the stupid dial up."

I want to bust out laughing, but I don't think that would be the appropriate thing to do. I can just see Esme hunched over her laptop trying to google gay porn.

"Umm, thanks for trying?"

"Well, I was able to read some information on it. Do you think you'll be the bottom?"

Oh fuck. She actually did air quotes when she said bottom.

"Esme, please. Do we really have to talk about this?"

She huffs a bit and crosses her arms.

"Edward, I just want to make sure that whomever decides to take that role knows they have to properly prepared. I don't want either of you hurt!"

"I know. Don't worry, please. We won't do anything rushed or in a hurry. We've talked about it, and we both know what we need to do for it to work."

"Okay, sounds good. Is there anything else you want to talk to me about?"

"Nope, I think that will do it. Thanks for all your help!"

I jump up and slowly inch my way toward the door. Just a few more steps, and I'll be out of here.

Suddenly, her eyes light up and she reaches over to the side of the couch and grabs a bag.

"Wait! There was something else that was very important. Lube, Edward! I bought you some lube to use. I didn't really know the best brand to buy so I got a couple of different types. Look, this one's cherry flavored."

I thought I could actually make it out of the room without being completely horrified.

I was so wrong.

Grabbing the bag and shoving the different types of lube back in the bag as fast as possible, I turn quickly for the door.

"Thanks, Esme."

"Not a problem, dear. Please, don't hesitate to come to me if you have any questions. I'm here for you!"

Smiling, I nod my head and run down the stairs as fast as possible.

I wonder if Jasper's talk was as bad as mine was.


Well, one talk down one to go! haha Did you think that C/E would separate them like that? I thought it would be more fun that way. Can you just see Esme trying to watch porn for research? I swear that's the only reason I watch Corbin Fisher. I do it only for research purposes for this story. You all should be proud of me for being so dedicated! ;)

So glad you're still loving this Esme so much. I love reading your thoughts on her and what she might do next. Now I'm curious on what you'll thing Jasper's talk with Carlisle will be like!

See you tomorrow!