Bella:
The cake is made, the garden is decorated, and Alice and I are all dressed up. My parents are staying in a hotel in Port Angeles for the weekend, but my dad firmly reminded me that just because the chief of police was out of town it didn't mean there wouldn't be other officers, so I was to keep the party relatively quiet.
There was still going to be music, but that was mainly indoors. Also, I'm pretty sure some people would be bringing alcohol, but as long as all traces of it were gone by the time my parents were back that was fine by me.
"Look what I got you, Bella!" Alice grins, handing me a bottle of cider. I thank her and then go over to turn up the music a bit.
Shortly afterwards, Cowboy and Edward (I need to think of a nickname for him) turn up. Alice immediately goes to Cowboy, so I sit and talk with Edward. Emmett and Queen Bee are the next to come, and after them everyone arrives in the next half an hour.
I was right about the alcohol, as everyone seems to have brought their own. I decide to start on the cider, since pretty much everyone else is drinking.
"You want some?" I offer to Edward. I scan the crowd and see he is the only one without an alcoholic beverage in his hand.
"I'm g-good." Edward replies, motioning to his can of Pepsi. I nod, and then walk over to where most of the people are to mingle.
"Bella! Happy birthday little sis!" Emmett grins, picking up and twirling me round. I see Queen Bitch scowling, so I stick my tongue out at her. Ha.
"Thanks Emmy-bear!" I reply once the twirling has stopped.
"Don't get too drunk, kiddo." Emmett reminds me.
"Alright, dad." I mutter sarcastically.
I wander around some more, and notice Alice and Cowboy dancing. It's sweet, because, unlike most people, they're not grinding with each other; they're just slow dancing even if it doesn't fit with the music. Seriously, how are they not together yet?
"Hey Bella! Want some?" Jessica offers me her bottle of some blue thing that I presume is alcohol. I accept, since I seemed to have finished my cider, and take a big swig. Man, that's strong.
I cough and splutter a bit afterwards, but soon I'm fine again. And I want to dance.
"Wanna dance?" Tyler asks. I look around and decide that he seems the best to dance with, since everyone else is with their partners.
"Sure, why not." I reply, taking his arm and swaying to the music. I hold on tightly to him, since I'm clumsy at the best of times.
After dancing with Tyler, or more, swaying with Tyler, I walk off to go and find more alcohol. I find a can of something, and so just decide to drink it.
I feel a bit dizzy, so I stumble over to the sofa to sit down. It's lower than I thought, though, so I half fall onto it. And then I giggle, 'cause it felt like the fall was a lot longer.
"Woah…s-steady. Are y-you dr-drunk?" Edward stutters.
"Nope!" I pop the p, before continuing, "I'm just havin' fun, you know? Just…just living."
"Y-you were s-slurring that, B-Bella. I-I'll go and…and g-get you water." Edward walks off then, so I lie back some more on the sofa. Actually, I think I'm fully lying down right now.
"Edward! You're back! I thought you left me!" I squeal, trying to hug him.
"H-here. D-rink this." Edward hands a plastic cup filled with water.
"I don't wanna!" I whine, pushing the water away and accidentally spilling it on Edward. "Oopsie!" I giggle.
Instead of letting me hold the water, Edward holds up the back of my head and brings the water to my lips. It's like I'm a baby or something.
"You're really pretty, Edward. Like, not in a girly way, but just…" I sigh, trying to think of the right word, "Just pretty, you know?"
"No, I d-don't know." Edward replies, making me drink some more water.
"No, it's like… Emmett's like my brother, right?" I nod, confirming this, "So, does that mean you're like my brother? 'Cause Alice is like my sister…"
"Bella, y-you're dr-drunk. You don't k-know what y-you're…what you're saying." Edward replies, looking confused.
"I meeeaaaan, that I think you're pretty, but is it wrong since your family is my family. Like, would it be like going out with my brother?" Why doesn't he understand? I understand. I always understand myself, so why shouldn't other people?
"W-would what? I d-don't understand y-you." Edward stutters, still forcing me to drink the water.
"You! I. Like. You. But are you like my brother? 'Cause if you are, that's just wrong." I explain to him. "When did my top get wet? Is it raining?" I ask suddenly, looking down at my top.
"F-firstly, we're inside. Y-ou're t-top is wet because…b-because you, um, dribbled." Edward explains.
"Oh. Shit. Um, sorry." I wipe my mouth, just in case there's more dribble.
"D-don't be." Edward says, but I'm not reassured. Who dribbles when they have a two digit number for their age? Well, maybe when they're a lot older. 18 years olds don't dribble.
"Bella! There you are! Why is your top wet? Anyway, I thought you might want this!" Alice squeals, handing me a can of cider, I think. I love cider.
"I love youuu, Al-lice! Ha, your name has lice in it! YOU HAVE LICE!" I shout out while eagerly taking the cider.
"I t-think you've had enou-enough." Edward says, taking the can away.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HELP ME! SOMEBODY! ALICE! COWBOY!" I screech, but no one comes to my rescue.
"Shhh, Bella. Y-you'll thank me to…tomorrow." Edward says, hiding the can. I scowl at him.
"I'm not even drunk. I'm okaaaaaay! I'm ffffine!" I tell him, but he doesn't listen.
"O-ok, I'll test you. P-prove that you…that you a-are fine." Edward says, so I nod my head eagerly. "Say t-the 7 t-times table."
"That's eashy. 7, 14, 22, 39, 47, 58, 69…ha, 69! 782, 965…wait, what am I saying?" That was right, right?
"Y-you got t-the first two right." Edward sighs.
"I can't do them sober though!" I exclaim, but Edward looks sceptical. "Test me again!"
"W-what's the square r-root of 64?" He asks. I know this, it's…
"Oh! Oh! It's 42!" I grin, proud of myself.
"N-no, it's 8." Edward says, trying not to laugh. I pout.
"I thought you halved it?" I mutter, trying to remember how the hell he got 8.
"No. 8 t-times 8 is 64. 42 i-isn't half of 64 anyway." Edward sighs. "N-now, y-you should lie down." Edward says, tilting me to make me lie down on the sofa.
"Stay wiv me!" I plead, and he agrees. "Edward, you need a nickname." I announce.
He chuckles, before speaking, "Like c-cowboy for Jasper?"
"Uh huh! You shall he called…hmm, well, you're really, really, really, really clever…how about… Ed-geek! Ednerd? Ednerd! 'Cause, nerd instead of werd." I giggle happily.
"Um, m-my name ends w-ward, not werd." Edward laughs. Most probably at me, not with me.
"Still, you'll forever be known by me as Ednerd!" I'm so clever. That should be my job when I'm older, to come up with nicknames for people.
"Ok, B-Bella." Edward says, still laughing a bit.
"You know, I love you already, Ednerd. Even though your dad was an idiot, I love you. You know, in the same way I love Emmett. Though," I lower my voice to a whisper, "you're hotter than Emmett!" Edward blushes, and then I hear a booming laugh.
"What did I say about not getting too drunk, kiddo? That wasn't a whisper, more a shout!" Emmett laughs. Oops.
"You jealous, Emmy-bear?" I giggle, since he so totally is.
"Oh, I'm so incredibly jealous right now." Emmett says sarcastically.
"Whatever! Anyway, Edward isn't called Edward no more! His new name is Ednerd! Geddit? 'Cause he's so clever!" Emmett laughs at my nickname for Edward, making Edward blush even more.
"Great name, little 'un." Emmett laughs before walking off.
"Don't blush, Ednerd, he liked the name!" I lean over and place a sloppy kiss on one of Edward's red cheeks, just 'cause they looked soft. They are. Soft, that is.
"O-ok. I-I'll go a-and get m-more wat-water." Edward quickly hurries off. Did I scare him away? I still have half my water left…
I lie back down on the sofa, and soon enough I'm falling asleep. It's just too comfortable not to, you know?
I'll tidy up tomorrow…
A/N: What do you think of a drunk Bella? :D
Yeah, so, my friend was pretty much like how Bella was last night. I felt like her mother ;) I asked her the square root of 64, and she said 42! Anyone got any funny drunk stories? :P
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