Zero was mad. No, beyond mad! Why wouldn't anyone listen to him? He hated it! The young silverette stomped over to his kindergarten classroom to start the day -a horrible day just like the others.
"Heya girly," A familiar irritating voice came from behind him.
Zero growled, "Wido!" He shouted, a poor pronunciation of his classmate's name –which was actually Rido. "Zewo is not a gewl! Zewo told you, Zewo is a boy!"
"But you look pretty." Rido firmly stated, "So you must be a girl!"
Zero pulled Rido over to the bathroom. He knew it was still early and class wouldn't start yet.
"Zero-chan, I don't think we can both go into the boy's bathroom."
"Don't add -chan!" Zero glared at Rido, "Zewo is a BOY! So Zewo can go in the boy's bathwoom!"
"Prove it then."
The smaller boy pulled Rido into one of the bathroom stalls, "Okay, Zewo will show you that Zewo is a boy."
Rido smirked, "Alright."
Zero pulled down his pants and underwear, "See? Zewo has a weenie!"
But that day still didn't change Rido's mind on calling Zero girly or pretty. Ichiru giggled at his brother, "Doesn't that mean that Wido likes Zewo?"
"Wido likes Zewo?" Zero asked.
Ichiru nodded, "When people tease othew people it means they like each othew."
"Huh," Zero thought out loud. "Maybe Zewo shud tease Wido too."
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Written by Cookie
Sorry for the OOCness of my stories.