Hey! Sorry for the massive delay... school and such has been killing me, but here you are, as promised, a new chapter!

I tried out the Milinnare mod today, and I loved it, so I might include it in this fic at some point! If you want me to use other mods, let me know in the Reviews!

WARNING: Satan swears 10x the amount as usual in this chapter since she's pissed off. I advise you read carefully for she swears more than a tugboat.

Today was just not her day...

To be lost... out of all people, herself, LUCIFER, the GLORIOUS Stake of Pride, LOST?!

"ObSURD" she said out loud. "I will NEVER get lost, for I am possibly the most greatest out of all of my sisters!"

After wandering for hours, she saw a rather... nicely developed house. That house, looked like it was partially destroyed. Curious to see what the problem was like the prideful bitch she is, Lucifer went closer to the house to only hear a wrathful opening of dirt.

"BLOODY MOTHER OF FUCKING GOD!" she shouted. "IF ANOTHER FUCKING BLOODY CREEPER COMES AT ME ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME, I SWEAR, I'LL CUT AND KILL EVERYTHING!"

It was none other than Satan, the stake of Wrath, who was blown up by a Creeper as we saw the last time, and with half of her house destroyed. Being, the bigger sister she is, Lucifer had a small guilt for Satan, for even though Satan swore more than a car beeping it's horn, she was one of her favourites. Lucfier then managed to get close to Satan until she swung her axe towards Lucifer.

"BACK THE FUCK UP." she said defensively. Lucifer then slapped Satan. "You PEASANT! Do you know who you are talking to? How DARE you threaten a noblelady?!" she said with her noblelady mentalities. Satan looked at Lucifer and then noticed it was her. "Oh shit... it's just you. I'm so sorry... damn green testicle fucks... I swear, those green penises will all suffer my anger!"

Although Lucifer couldn't really care less about Satan's anger (and why should she? After all, Satan is just being a brat as she normally is), she did wanted to help. So, Lucifer then came up with a solution. "How about I help you rebuild your house... IN return that I can make my own." she said. Satan then glared at Lucifer as she was rebuilding. "I don't need your bloody help." she snapped. Lucifer then gave a devious grin. "Then I'll tell Asmodeus and Beatrice-sama that you are addicted to Green Penises-" Satan then quickly agreed and threw her down some cobblestones. "THERE. NOW S-SHUT UP! I DON'T LIKE THAT TYPE OF STUFF! REMEMBER?! I LIKE GIRLS!"

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The two then prepared for the night. While Lucifer was helping Satan rebuild, Satan ran out of cobblestone and checked her inventory. "Shit." she said. "Ran out of fuckin' cobblestone. I'll be right back, BUT DO NOT LET ANY OF THOSE GREEN PENISES GET NEAR US!" Though Lucfier obliged, she still could not believe she was being ordered around by a mere peasant like Satan. Either or, Lucifer kept a sharp eye, for even in day light, Creepers still lurk.

Finishing the last part of the roof, Lucifer begun to steal some of Satan's objects in her chest. Surprisingly, Satan was pretty organized, and kept materials and wood separate from miscellaneous objects. The most best part Lucifer loved about Satan's chests, were that the objects were in alphabetical order. Getting some Wooden Planks of Spruce, and Spruce Logs, Lucifer begun to go outside and build her house. It didn't took long for night to fall, so Lucifer did her house as quickly, and as simple as possible.

Though Lucifer had a framing for her "Castle", she knew it had to be a small one for now, until she had more time in the morning. She looked up at her castle, rather pridefully and gave a smirk.

Meanwhille, Satan emerged into the mines with her 25% Worn Iron Pickaxe, with about70 torches in total and an axe for protection. Looking inside of the mine she already was in, she carefully trekked through her explored cave and begun to mine for cobblestone. Suddenly, she heard a squeaking sound, and sure enough, she saw several bats, which she wiped off of her. "Damn fucking bats..." she said as she swatted one of them. She continued on mining until she found something rather sparkling... was it...

"DIAMONDS!" she shouted which was so joyous in the mine halls, that it echoed all the way to her house. She begun to hyperly mine at them, and sure enough, there was plentiful of them! Continuing to mine, she had also found gold inside, which she had begun to happily mine at as well.

She then continued onward mining with her now 13% worn Iron Pickaxe and down to 9 torches. She continued to mine the cobblestone, and eventually found more iron and red stuff. She mined that as well. Happy with her discoveries and gathering, she had begun to make her way back up.

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It was night time now, and it begun to rain, which made Satan a bit irked as she heard it, but she was happy. She was never this happy in her life. "Hehe... gonna be SO rich!" she said. "Diamond Swords, Diamond Pickaxes, Diamond Axes!" she had gathered a total amount of 12, count that, 12 DIAMONDS in a single run! This must of been pure luck for the Albino. She also seem to had gathered more than 9 Gold Ores, and about 210 Cobblestone, just enough to continue the rebuild of her house. She then heard the sound of spiders and zombies dying... most likely, it was Lucifer just cleaning up the place. But as soon as she got up, she saw that there was remains of rotten flesh, gunpowder, and some bones, and a bow. She looked outside the window and saw Lucifer continuing to build her house, with planting torches all around her house in a rather messy sort of fashion. 'I'm gonna reorganize those fucking torches later.' Satan thought.

Satan then organized her diamonds and gold ores into the chest, along with the 28 Iron she had mined, and 102 Coal she had gathered. She knew then she was already set for the next week of nights, well enough to help find the others. Satan then continued on, carefully this time, build her house. But then she noticed... she remembered that she and Lucifer made a deal! She then turned over and shouted. "LUCIFER, GET YOUR BALLY ARSE OVER HERE!" she then suddenly covered her mouth. Did she actually spoke like an Englishwoman?! Surely that cannot be saying that she is slowly turning into one... but it seemed that Satan kind of liked it, but found it embarrassing too. Lucifer then showed up near Satan and begun to help her rebuild.

"So, Peasant-baino" she said. "Is this all you had found?" Satan then gave a sudden chuckle then it turned into a rather... stereotypical Englishwoman laugh? Satan still didn't get it... why was she slowly turning British? "Take a look at THIS!" she then pulled out a diamond axe and waved it at Lucifer's face. Lucifer then went totally silent, then outraged at Satan. "HOW DID YOU-" Satan then threw down a Golden Hoe. "A gift since I'm so bally nice." Lucifer then smirked and laughed. "OHOHOHO! You know that I love gold, yes?" Satan then laughed. "Gold is so useless. Diamonds are better! Heheh-ha!"

The two then continued to rebuild Satan's home, until eventually, they created a second floor which turned into a kitchen and bedroom, and on the bottom turning into a main hall and storeroom. After working on a farm with addition of a shed, she then called her house "complete for now". Lucifer eventually finished up her house, which looked rather splendid with some clay that they had gathered from the lake nearby and hardened it.

"Next," Satan stated. "we need to find a way to make a Beacon Tower to get the others over to us."

It won't be long until the other Stakes find them. For now, they just must survive or push on to find them.

OMG I'M SO SORRY IF THIS CHAPTER TOOK 7 MONTHS! I was so busy with school, now I got it complete!

Next Chapter: Belphegor and Beelzebub, and some guest characters... GAMECHAP AND BERTIE I SAY!