Housekeeping

Thinking

Sexy Scarecrow Speak

Speech

Disclaimer: I own nothing but V and the baby.

Chapter 28: Things just got a little more interesting

I woke up on Jonathan's bed groggy and confused. I was surrounded by pillows making a barrier to keep me from falling on the floor. I sat up and rubbed my stomach softly, I can't believe I'm pregnant. Any one of the guys could be the daddy, hell Scarecrow could be the daddy for all I know. This is what I get for sleeping with all the guys in such a short period of time. I hung my head and pulled my knees to my chest. What was I going to do? I know Scarecrow would stay with me no matter what, I could almost feel him if I concentrated hard enough.

I rubbed my legs and took a deep breath; I couldn't hide in bed forever. I slipped out of the bed and looked around. I couldn't hear anyone moving around, did they all leave me? I bit my lip and kept a hand on my stomach as I crept towards the door. It was closed and I pressed my ear to it, silence was the only thing I heard. I opened the door and walked out into the main room. The kitchen was a mess; it looked like someone had tried to actually cook in it.

I walked over and opened the oven before closing it quickly. There was a burnt husk of something inside and it smelled horrible. There was flour and egg all over the counters and I even stepped on a broken egg shell and winced as it poked my foot. I pulled the bits of shell out of my flesh and dumped it into the sink. I padded out of the kitchen as it was starting to freak me out. Seeing messy things made me want to clean them, and I didn't want to risk hurting my baby by inhaling cleaning fumes.

The living room looked just as bad as the kitchen. The couch was flipped over and one of the lamps was broken. The remote had been flung through the screen of the TV and I whimpered at the sheer violence of the scene around me. Both Edward and Joker's doors were open but I didn't see or hear them inside. I checked the lock on the main door and it didn't look like it had been kicked in. Where were the guys? What had happened? I bit my lip and held my stomach protectively again. Was I going to be a single mom? I paced for a bit until I couldn't take it anymore. I rubbed the bruise on my chest and hoped that he was close enough to hear me call.

"Scarecrow?" My voice echoed off the empty walls and I waited. I felt a brush against my soul before two lanky arms wrapped around me from behind. I grabbed them and held them close to me.

"You're shaking V. Keep calm for the baby's sake." Scarecrow whispered in my ear.

"Did the guys leave me?" His hands tightened around me and his straw hair tickled my neck.

"They'd never leave you V. They just went off for a bit to get some things. You probably shouldn't go into the kitchen." His voice trailed off.

"I saw it already, something died in the oven didn't it?" He chuckled and I turned around to face him. I buried my face in the burlap of his neck and nuzzled.

"Hey now, calm down V. Scarecrow's here." His hands trailed down to cup my ass in his hands and I felt him groan. He started squeezing it softly and I peeked up at him.

"What's on your mind Crow?" He tried to look at me as innocently as he could.

"Hey now. It's not like I'm trying to seduce you into bed, although I would love to make love to you on one." He gave a wolfish grin and took a step backwards, pulling me with him.

"Oh so you're actually being innocent? Nothing dirty going through that mind?" I cocked an eyebrow and his tongue flicked out to lick his burlap lips.

"Damn it V, for some reason knowing you're pregnant is making me horny as hell. I need to be in you right now." He groaned and pressed his lips against mine.

"Crow where is everyone else?" I tried to distract him, he was fully aroused and his hands were squeezing the life out of my ass.

"They went to town, they should be back soon so please give your straw daddy some loving." He groaned and kissed me again. I felt something shift inside of me and suddenly he was gone.

'Crow?' My voice echoed in my head again and I froze. 'Oh my god Crow did you just possess me so you can get in my pants?'

"Maybe, is it working?" He chuckled and walked me back into Jonathan's room. As soon as the door closed behind us he was leaning against it and grabbing my breasts. Well I was grabbing them but he was making me do it.

(Things are about to get weird, I blame sugar, lots and lots of sugar and the fact that I never sleep)

'Crow the hell?' He was squeezing my breast and kneading them in my hands. I tried to fight him for control but he wrapped around my soul and pumped me full of warm fuzziness. Somehow he was even making my soul aroused; it was a very strange feeling.

"I wanna know how it feels V. Then I wanna make you feel it but so much better." He groaned and walked me to the bed, shedding clothing as he walked. Soon I was lying naked on the bed with my hands trailing all over my exposed skin. In my mind I was blushing and trembling. I could feel him twitch and gasp as he started to stroke me with my own fingers. Sliding them up and down my area feeling myself getting wet.

'You're opening a can of worms Crow. I don't want you jumping into me during sex. I want to be myself when I get off.' I whimpered as he slipped my fingers inside myself.

"Gods V. Sex feels this good for a woman?" He was going along at a frantic pace and my legs were shaking from the feelings.

'Sex feels better then this Crow. Please get out of my head.' I whimpered as my hips jerked up as I was nearing my orgasm.

"You want me to leave V?"

'No I want you buried inside of me, right now.' I groaned and I felt him slide out of me as I started to regain control of my body. I kept my fingers going trying to drive myself over the edge and I nearly screamed as Scarecrow's tongue joined them. He pulled my hand away and started writhing his tongue around inside me making me fall over the edge and squeeze his head between my thighs.

"Crow." My voice was tight in my throat and I grabbed him by his straw hair and pulled him up to kiss me. His thin body slid between my legs and I wrapped them around his hips. His tongue slid into my mouth and battled mine as he thrusted into me and groaned.

"Gods V, how the hell does a normal man take this? Hell I almost couldn't take it through Jonathan, give me a body and I'd never leave yours." He was gentle with his thrusts at first slow and deep before picking up the pace. He bit his lip so hard he started dripping hot tar on my body and I pulled him down for a kiss. I dug my nails into his back and he threw all caution to the wind and began pounding me until the bed was banging against the wall.

"Fuck Scarecrow!" I came so hard I was screaming his name and he dug his taloned hands so hard into the mattress that they pierced the fabric. He exploded deep inside me like fire and was panting by the time he'd finished. A thin sheen of sweat covered our bodies and we were both panting and holding each other as if we were both about to fall apart.

"My V. No matter what that's my baby growing inside you." He murmured into my ear and stroked my hips with his fingers. He slid off me and pulled my back to his chest, I could feel the heat of him against my flesh and I snuggled back against him.

(Yep I went there)

"I still can't believe that I'm going to be a mom." Scarecrow was stroking my stomach gently and his tongue slid along the back of my neck making me shiver.

"And I'm gonna be a daddy. My own little Scarecrow soon to pop out and take over the world." He chuckled. I put my hand over his and we laid there for who knows how long, I really didn't care how long it was because it was so comforting.

"Well I see you've been busy." Jonathan walked in and closed the door behind him. He looked like hell, he had dark circles around his eyes and his suit was torn. He stripped down to his boxers and jumped into bed with me. He pushed Scarecrow's hand out of the way and began stroking my stomach with his own.

"Where have you guys been?" Jonathan leaned down and kissed my stomach softly. He moved up and kissed me until I was breathless.

"You saw the kitchen?" He pulled me out of Scarecrow's grasp and into his own.

"Yea, who died in the oven?" I nuzzled against his neck as he rested his chin on my head.

"Joker tried to cook. He thinks that you need to eat healthy home cooked meals to make the baby stronger. Edward convinced him that processed foods would damage the baby." He sighed and I could feel him glaring at Scarecrow.

"And the living room?" I could feel Scarecrow stroking my stomach again as he nuzzled against my back, lightly biting at my skin.

"We were having a friendly discussion on who the godfather should be." I peeked up at him and the circles around his eyes looked more like bruises.

"A friendly discussion?" I lifted my eyebrow but before Jonathan could speak again the door was kicked down and Joker waltzed in carrying a tray of sliced vegetables.

"Hey now. I don't think I like what I'm seeing here." He growled and jumped onto the bed where Scarecrow was but he vanished before Joker could make contact. "That's better."

"Wait Joker can see Crow now too?" I was confused but Joker just sat down next to me and pulled me into a sitting position.

"Unfortunately." Jonathan's voice was flat and he sat up as well shooting daggers at Joker with his eyes.

"Eat up Mrs. J. I'll be damned if that baby starves." He dipped some celery in ranch and shoved it into my mouth with enough force to make me choke.

"Joker you're gonna kill her!" Jonathan pulled the celery from my mouth and patted me on the back until I could breathe again. Joker was dipping another piece of celery into the ranch and I felt like I was about to be in a fight I didn't want to be a part of. I slid out of bed just in time for Joker and Jonathan to start fighting on top of the vegetables. I wrapped my arms around my chest and ran from the room. Edward was trying to clean up the kitchen so I went and hid behind him.

"V oh my goodness!" He pulled his coat off and wrapped me up in it. He glared towards Jonathan's room before pulling me against him.

"They're trying to kill me with vegetables!" I hid my face in his shirt and he stiffened.

"Don't worry V. Your baby's daddy is here now." He picked me up and carried me into his room. He slammed the door shut and locked it behind us.

"Did Joker really try to cook?" I looked up into Edward's eyes as he pressed me up against the door. He slid down my body until he was kissing my stomach softly.

"It was horrible V. Believe it or not he was trying to make you omelets." He nuzzled my stomach and wrapped his arms around my legs. "Don't worry baby, your daddy's here now." He kissed my stomach again softly before kissing up my body to my lips. He kissed me breathless and slid one of his legs between mine.

"Omelets in the oven, really Edward?" Seeing the softer side of the guys was keeping me all warm and squishy inside.

"You have no idea V." He kissed me again and I almost forgot about the other two men killing themselves over vegetables in the other room.