Housekeeping

Thoughts

Sexy Scarecrow Speech

Speech

This chapter is for .Mistress.92. She demanded an omake so here ya go. This is for viewing pleasure only and doesn't really fit in with the storyline. Or you could just assume that this led to V's little bun in the oven. Just sit back and enjoy the steamy goodness.

Chapter: Omake

I sighed. The guys were running around doing their own things and had left me alone for a whole two days. A girl could only clean so much before she was left to her own devices. After spending an afternoon bored online I had an idea click in my head, the guys would either kill me for it or well let's just say I'm hoping they're up to the challenge. With a wicked smile on my face I ordered a few things and had them rushed over.

Wow when this place promises rush delivery I didn't expect delivery in under an hour. I snuck the box into Jonathan's room and ripped it open like a kid at Christmas. I sneakily grabbed my bundles and hid each one in each of the guy's rooms. Being around the rogues was really rubbing off on me I think. Boy they in for a surprise when they got home. I giggled and sauntered back into Jonathan's room, time to play with Scarecrow. I slipped out of my clothes and into a straw hat, and only the hat. With a grin on my face I curled up like a cat on the bed and licked my lips.

"Oh Scarecrow? Please tell me you're nearby V needs you." I didn't have to wait long as he appeared and froze once he saw me. His burlap jaw was about on the floor and his eyes were burning fire. I lifted the brim of my straw hat and arched a bit on the bed. "Scarecrow come play with your V."

"V…oh mama. Straw daddy likes." He leapt to the bed and had his burlap lips on mine in seconds. His tongue was down my throat and I gently bit on it to make him groan. I really hoped that he had more clothes because I wasn't exactly gentle when I ripped them off his frame. "Gods V you must really want to be full of Scarecrow."

"Make me scream Crow." I pulled him back down to me by his noose and he didn't waste any time burying himself between my legs and taking me by force. I wrapped my legs around his lanky waist as he set a bone slamming tempo. My whole body was shaking as he clung to me making damn well sure that I felt every movement of his frame. He drove me higher and higher until I fell off the edge with a scream and he followed shortly after filling me with his hot tarry goodness. I had a smile on my face and he was panting as if he'd run ten miles.

"Gods V. I don't know what I did to earn this treat but damn I hope I do it again." He was covered in sweat and rolled off of me with a kiss. "Scarecrow needs to drag himself back to Johnnie boy now V. I love you my little scream queen." With an exhausted groan he was gone and I spent a moment regaining the ability to walk. I slipped into the shower and cleaned the tar and straw from my body.

I had just finished drying off when I heard the front door slam, I peeked out and sure enough it was Jonathan. He looked tired but hopefully not too tired. I squeezed into my next outfit, a sexy nurses uniform minus the panties. I ran my fingers though my hair and hoped that I put the hat on right. This outfit was so tight I was afraid that it would burst off my frame at any moment.

"Hey Jonathan could you come in here a moment?" I called out and leaned against his desk. He walked in and dropped his briefcase when he saw me leaning up against the wooden desk.

"V what…" I smirked as he was rendered speechless.

"I think I'm running a fever, do you think you could take my temperature?" I bit my lip and gave him an innocent look. I could see dark fire flash behind his eyes but it was pushed back almost as fast as it appeared. Scarecrow had his fun now it was time for my sexy doctor to play.

"V what seems to be the problem?" He stalked over to me and licked his lips. His hand was on my forehead and his eyes were glued to my body.

"I just feel so hot I think I'm coming down with something." I pouted and his hand moved from my head to my neck and he pulled me up to a kiss.

"Well I'll just have to take your temperature won't I?" His voice was breathless and husky. He ripped the top off my body and buried his face in my chest while his hands made short work of my skirt. He flipped me over so my chest was on his desk and he kissed my shoulders and back. I could hear a rustling of fabric and his pants hitting the floor. I nearly came as he shoved himself deep inside me and dug his nails into my hips.

"Oh doctor." I managed to call out as he groaned.

"Oh V you're burning up, let me give you some medicine." He slowly started thrusting in and out of me while kissing all over my back and neck. Papers and things were falling to the floor with the force of his pounding as he quickly picked up the pace. I clung to his desk as he took me over and over again. I saw stars behind my eyes as he sent me over the edge and filled me up with his medicine. He pulled out and flipped me onto my back to claim my lips with a burning kiss.

"Oh Jonathan I love you." I murmured and he groaned rubbing himself against me again.

"V you're going to be the death of me yet." He pulled away with a giant pout on his face as he fixed his suit.

"Don't go." I pouted and he leaned over me to lightly nip at my chin.

"Sorry V but Doctor Dick needs some time to restock his medicine cabinet. And he's late for his meeting." He buried his face in my hair and dragged his hand down my body one last time. "My woman, my V. I'll show you how much I love you later tonight." I could tell that he wanted to just take me again on his desk but he fixed his suit, grabbed his briefcase and devoured me with his eyes as he left.

"Damn meetings." I pouted and dragged myself to the shower yet again. I washed myself off with cold water to keep my mind clear and focused. It wasn't even lunch time yet and I was still starving. I padded out of Jonathan's room in just a towel and quickly headed to Edward's room. He usually popped in around this time to make sure I was still here and not kidnapped by the Batman. I giggled as I slipped into my next outfit.

"V? My little puzzle queen are you home?" Edward's voice rang through the house and I leaned up against his bed playing with my hair.

"In here E." I had a wicked grin on my face as he walked in. He literally dropped his cane and jaw at the sight before him. I was wearing a pair of see through green negligee. A nearly transparent pair of stockings, a barely there green bra and a lacy thong that made him drool.

"V!" He took a step towards me and I motioned for him to stop.

"Oh E it looks like I may have blown your mind. I need to make sure its all still there first." I pointed to the bed and he climbed into it while shedding his clothing. He looked like he was about to rip out of his own skin to get to me and I innocently ran a hand down my body. "I'm going to riddle you Edward, for every right answer something comes off." He licked his lips and dug his nails into his green silk sheets. "But if you get one wrong I put something back on."

"My puzzle queen." His eyes were everywhere and I was sure there was no blood left in his brain at this point. "Oh riddle me baby." I grinned and licked my lips as I slowly kneeled on the end of the bed.

"Okay E. Just remember no touching until you win this game." I was hoping he would play by the rules because I wasn't in any mood to say no if he didn't. "I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space, I am essential to creation and I surround every place. What am I?"

"Oh that is an easy one my queen, the letter E!" His eyes burned my body as I moved to remove one lacy stocking. I grinned and tossed it to the floor.

"Let's see if you can get this next one. The more you have of it the less you see what am I?" He had a triumphant grin on his face.

"Oh you make this too easy V. The answer is darkness." He was gripping the sheets of the bed so tightly his knuckles were white.

"Correct E." I slid off the other stocking and tossed it to the floor. He was panting holding himself back and I licked my lips slowly making him groan. "I drive men mad for the love of me, easily beaten but never free." I batted my eyes as he actually paused to think. He licked his lips after a moment and grinned.

"Gold?" He sounded unsure, and a big smile crept along my face as I ever so slowly slipped my bra off and let it fall next to me on the bed. He looked like a wild animal starving for its next meal but I wasn't going to give in just yet.

"It cannot be seen, it weighs nothing, but when put into a barrel it makes it lighter. What is it?"

"Air?" He was sounding more and more unsure of his answers and I could tell that his mind was obviously somewhere else. I pouted and slipped the bra back on.

"Oh no Eddie the answer was a hole." His eyes grew two sizes when he realized his mistake and a determined look crossed his face.

"Riddle me again my fiery temptress."

"One by one we fall from heaven down into the depths of the past. And our world is ever upturned so yet that some time will last."

"Oh you are the sand in an hourglass my little minx." His eyes were burning as I slipped the bra off yet again. I crawled over to him and held him down before he could kiss me.

"Oh we're not done yet E. I am lighter then air but a million men cannot lift me. What am I?"

"You my dear are a bubble." With that he flipped me over and the lacy panties were gone in a rip of fabric. His lips slammed against mine with bruising force as he buried himself deeply inside of me. We both groaned and he began claiming my body with his own. He was burning like fire and his lips kissed every inch of my skin they could, leaving bruising marks in their wake. I fisted my hand into his hair as he suckled on a sweet spot on my neck. He blew my mind over and over again until he had stuffed me with his riddles. With a groan he collapsed on top of me and I could feel his heart nearly pounding out of his chest.

"God Eddie, I've never seen you so possessed." I was breathless and my whole body was still shaking.

"V, my little puzzle queen." He was struggling to even speak. "Play with daddy like that again and I won't stop until I've riddled you full of puzzle babies." I kissed him softly and his hands tightened on my waist. A loud beeping came from the pocket of his pants on the floor and he actually pouted.

"Aww E don't go." I nuzzled against his chin and he sighed.

"I'll be back for you my love. Daddy just needs to kill the Batman first." He struggled to pull himself off the bed and dressed in a hurry. He looked ragged and still hungry for another taste of his puzzle queen. He was leaning against his cane heavily as I sat up and brushed my hair from my eyes.

"I love you Eddie, you better come home to me." He flashed a wolfish smile before dragging himself back off to battle with the bat. I was sure I'd used up all the hot water as I languished under the spray for longer then I should have. I hoped Joker was hungry because his little Mrs. was insatiable today. I dried my hair and put it up in a fluffed up style and grinned. I raided his makeup drawer and lined my eyes with dark makeup before slipping some blue lipstick on. I squeezed into the fishnet body suit and made sure that I looked sexy before walking out into his room. I almost thought that he wasn't coming home until I heard the door slam and things start breaking. My poor clown prince was having a bad day.

I opened the door to his room and watched him pace the living room talking to himself for a moment. Leaning against his door frame I grinned and tugged on my hair. Just before he could destroy another of our TV's I made my move.

"Hey Mr. J." I poured as much sex as I could into my voice and his head snapped around. The anger left his eyes and he dropped the remote to the floor with a thud. His tongue flicked against his scars as his mouth moved to speak. I walked over to him and slid my hands over his vest as I looked up at him. "Wanna make purple?"

He howled like an animal and crashed his lips onto mine. My suit didn't last a moment under his fingers and knives and he busted his zipper ripping his pants off. He lifted me up and I wrapped my legs around his waist. He slammed himself home and lifted me up and down on his length as he staggered towards his bed. I was slammed into the door frame hard driving him deep inside me with a groan. His lips were on mine and his scars met my tongue. He ripped his suit off and we finally made it to the bed. He pulled on my hair hard making my back arch. His mouth left mine and he took one of my breasts in his mouth to bite and suckle as he pounded me within an inch of my life. He put all his rage and aggression into his thrusts and I could barely keep up with him.

"Oh god Joker!" I came hard around him and the world felt like it was crashing around us. He bit down hard on my shoulder again bringing me back just in time for him to explode. We were both panting and he looked up at me, his lips now purple and his eyes still glowing.

"Well Mrs. J it seems like purple may be too much for you." He grinned and ran his tongue up my neck until he could kiss me. "Now my clown queen, rest up because once papa J gets home we're gonna make lots and lots of…purple." He nipped at my chin and slid off my body with a groan. He clicked his tongue as he grabbed what was left of his suit before dropping it to the floor. "Naughty, naughty." He redressed with another suit from his closet and licked his scars as he leaned against the door frame. "Oh Mrs. J, I hope you like fireworks because tonight Gotham's going up just for you." He giggled and ran a hand through his green hair. "Rest up Mrs. J. Big daddy J loves ya." He slipped back out of the house and I tried to slide off his bed. I didn't fall far and sat up with a wince.

"Well Mr. J it seems like we broke your bed, again." I managed to get to my feet and I looked down at all the purple lip marks on my body. I was really starting to like the color purple. I risked using Joker's shower and limped back to the only usable bed left in the apartments, Jonathan's. I collapsed under the covers and groaned as my head hit the pillows. I was spent. Keeping three husbands happy took a lot out of a girl. I fell asleep with a smile on my face and hoped the guys could be trusted to make their own dinner tonight. V was out for the count.