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Yuki slammed her palms on the mahogany board desk. Her eyes wrinkled with determination and annoyance. In front of her, Rima, Ruka, Maria, Sayori, Seiren and a few unnamed girls sat elegantly with the same expression as Yuki marred on their faces.

"Everyone in here knows the reason of this secret meeting." Yuki took a huge sigh, "We have known for so long that Kuran Rido has been trying to hump and slang Kiryu Zero, the oblivious idiot who only has his focus on the white horse, Sully!"

"Lily." Yori corrected.

Yuki smiled at her friend, "Thus the reason why we're here. So we can stop this madness by helping Rido to win Zero's affection. We are after all, the Aisu Kurim Yaoi Fangirls Club! Off with the clothes and Zero's strawberry underwear!" She raised her fist in the air, a serious and fiery look in her eyes. "Yaoi! Yaoi! Yaoi!"

The other girls murmured to each other and nodded, stood from their seats and joined Yuki. "Yaoi! Yaoi! Yaoi!"

"KaZe!" Yori shouted alone, she didn't stir as confused gazes from her friends fell on her.

Once again, everyone nodded in unison. "Threesome! Threesome! Threesome! Threesome!"

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